Amy schumer

>>725659602
Gross

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>>725659602

What else you got?

barf

You should be banned for life.if you post her nudes yyou should be banned and beaten.

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Fat ugly cow

Fuck what you guys think, she's hella fine.

>>725659938
Reported to fbi for beastiality.

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my vagina!!!!!!!

More more

>>725660004
I can't even get mad, good joke

>>725660034
MY SIDES

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>>725659602

You do realize it's against the law to exploit medical curiosities

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>>725659602

>>725660574
DO you have any nudes?

>>725660034

>>725660806
nope. no nudes have leaked yet,just shit posting

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What a bunch of fucking liars. There's not one of you autists who wouldn't bang her if she was a drunk chick you picked up at a bar.

>>725659853

Did some mean Trump voters do that to her?

>>725661334

I'd rawdog her asshole until she passed out, then take all the cash out of her purse and climb out the bathroom window.

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>>725660034

>>725659602
About fucking time the fappening delivered a real celeb

>>725660034
this was actually before she got super fat and was still relatively unknown so she was kind of fuckable

>>725660472
Shouldn't that image tag read amyschumer/instaham?
She is a real porker after all.

>>725660034
She looks like a sex doll that got returned

nudes when?

>>725659602
I want that chair to be my face.
I want to tongue her ass till my tongue goes numb.
I think she is a beautiful woman, and I don't see why everyone hates her so much. A lot of women aren't funny, there is no need to hate on her so much just for being successful at not being funny.

She's gross.

Not because she's overweight but because her whole act is just skankiness under the guise of comedy.

>"I'm unconventionally attractive!"
>Audience loses their shit
>"I'll fuck anybody because muh body"
>Audience standing and drooling while clapping
>"I'll fuck someone in the audience after the show!"
>Front row is already storming the stage to force their limp dicks into her unshaven, sweaty fupa
>"At least someone wanted to fuck me amirite?"

Huffpo runs a front page article about her being a brave feminist comedy icon breaking into the field like she's the first woman to hold a microphone.

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>>725659602

>>725663685
Dreams do come true.

>>725663835
I'd watch it.

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Put the coffee down, I'm going in dry!

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>>725663627

>>725663835
I would rather get fucked by bailey then fuck Amy schumer

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>>725663938

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>>725663907
same here
I'd watch bailey fuck anything, all they ever do is take it

bump for shoom n00dz

>>725661334

I wouldn't fuck Schumer with a stolen dick.

>>725665298
What are you, some kinda dick thief?

>>725663907
I need to watch this

>>725659602
are these people really like soulless dolls used for a purpose they accept being naked infront of everybody. exposure and coverage is pure evil if anybody wants to destroy you, just put you on the television

is Amy short for Amylindelia?

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Here's some palette cleansing Lena

Would come inside

>>725666121
THICC
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>>725666121
>>725666286

GROSS
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>>725666121
imagine the smell

>>725663322
Hmm...you make a good point anon. Dhe isn't funny, but got rich off of pretending she was. I guess I can respect that.

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>>725666430
>>725666426
>>725666286
which do u choose?

>>725666426
better than (((schumer)))

>>725666121

He just threw up in his mouth three times.

>>725660181
Oh shit! Even the Cos wouldn't drug that ape.

Septs get?

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>>725666573
>better than (((schumer)))

>>725664030
No shit

>>725659602
nice tits

>>725666121
I just ate a bowl of mac n cheese and a porkchop you fucking nigger don't make me give it up

>>725659602
HAHAHAHA

seriously who wants that!?!?

what a boner killer

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>>725664632
the .jpg title does not lie.

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>>725666121

>>725659788

Nice gif!

>>725666430
Like ham and disappointment.

>>725659602
She was funny for awhile, but i'm SO tired of her shit now.

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>>725666817

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do NOT unleash that even on this world

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>>725666859

>>725663322
I would suck a log of shit out of her ass.

I like Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham. Most of the people who don't are weird Gamergate assholes tbh.

She just keeps getting fatter and fatter, doesn't she?

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>>725667073

>>725666121

Suddenly Amy doesn't look that bad...

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this is one of her exes.
why dolph, why

>>725663835
i bet they fucked

not really though, bailey loves cock more than amy

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>>725667584

A talented successful woman. She seems to terrify you pathetic little beta bitches.

>>725666121
I like how she can't show us her pussy even when she tries because she's so fat

Vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina

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>>725667445
I think what attracts me to Lena is her soft, feminine style

I would bang Amy schumer in 1 of her jelly rolls

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>>725667897

>>725667976
imagine the moisture

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>>725668189

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I am sorry

>>725663835
am i supposed think about banging schumer vs. gagging on baileys delicious cock?

>>725659602
yucky yuckmer

>>725659602

I cant be the only one who finds her somewhat attractive in a 'miss piggy' sort of way

who the fuck is lena dunham

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>>725668511

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>>725668588

>>725660574
>i'm the dough this city kneads

>>725661566
I like this guy.

>>725666121
What is wrong with you Anon

Slightly fat women who aren't super attractive get my dick hard.They just seem so gettable. Like, that's a chick I would actually have a chance with in real life

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>>725661334
This is 4chan and we're all guys. If you're not going to say mean things about a woman you'd fuck then you're a faggot. If you think they don't do similar shit you're kidding yourself.

>>725663685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O--uGzo34N4

>>725668154
b8

>>725663938
Wow her head looks tiny by comparison.

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>>725669171

>>725666426
>>725666573
>>725666817
>>725667192
I don't know why you'd bother fighting over these two. They both look like slurries you'd pick up at the end of the night after you've exhausted your better options.

>>725660574
I can smell her from here

>>725669872


This is exactly what i needed this very moment.

thank you senpai.

>>725669930
Also throw in the fact that I hate her politics so grudge fucking the shit out of her would be nice

>>725659602
fuck you op

>>725659602

I'd fuck her. I like when titties sag like that, especially when they're riding you.

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>>725670173
actually, that's pretty correct

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>>725670414

>>725666537
Suicide is painless

>signs of a declining culture for $100

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>>725670501

>>725666537

left. looks like a fun chubby one.

right hand looks like some weird german teacher I had at a class you attended on saturdays. too much risk of cock and ball torture or poop from that one.

>>725666121
In my head:
> oh god, please don't open your legs
> oh god, please don't open your legs
> oh god, please don't open your legs
> OHH MYY GOD NOOOOOO

On the plus side, her thighs are so fat that she is incapable of exposing her slit.

>>725670066
Potato anytime.

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>>725670907

Yeah, I'd pound her. She may not be the hottest but she's fucking plush, daddy like.

>>725668676
Is this Lena Dunham? Win source - I'm assuming there is more?

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>>725671063

>daddy like

>daddy liek

>>725670414
I agree with this. The hardest part about banging Amy Schumer would be not suffocating her after I was finished. Getting rid of that bloated corpse would be a big hassle.

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>>725671063

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isn't there a webm of her wanking, or was that a fake?

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>>725666817
Lena Dunham is a secret kind of hotness that grows and grows the more you jack off to her. I used to think she was disgusting, now even seeing the name "Lena" will instantly start to give me a semi because I think of her.

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>>725671249

>>725671467
tats are bad tho

>>725671279
> when a fake shoop is so bad they have to write the person's name on it

>>725671526

whatever, dude

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>>725669171
god damn anon. 11/10.

>>725666430
hahahahahaah

>>725671467
>>Lena Dunham is a secret kind of hotness that grows and grows the more you jack off to her. I used to think she was disgusting, now even seeing the name "Lena" will instantly start to give me a semi because I think of her.
Did your parents have any kids that lived?

>>725660574
Those kankles gave me a shiver. No bullshit.

>>725661334
Id fuck her alright... With a shotgun barrel...

My sister is blaring a Schumer comedy special right now and its the most unfunny shit I've ever heard. All it is is grossly delivered lines about all the sex she's had and the occasional, "Trump..." cuing standing ovation from all the other sheep in the audience. Its horrifying.

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imagine being forcing to lick every bit of sweat from Lena's delicious pits while the paparazzi watch and take pictures.

>>725660574
I bet she squirts ketchup directly into her mouth from To Go packets.

>>725666121
sauce?

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Well goddamn

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>>725664632

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So what's up? Are we going to see this disgusting subhuman kike's fat bags of filth or what?

I wouldn't unleash her horrendous body (I use that phrase in the loosest sense possible) on the internet if you paid me with the Hope Diamond

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>>725672125

>>725668154
> when a woman is literally a massive blob of flesh that needs to be covered with a tarp

That's the kind of thing one of those 800-pound bed-ridden women wears.

>>725670363
You're welcome I guess. Not like I actually made it or anything.

>>725672125
I can only get so hard OP

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how am i the first person to post the third chubby goddess of comedy in this thread???

>>725659602

I'd hit that, she seems pretty cool, Her comedy doesn't really do it for me but it's mostly for women.

>>725663982
Lmao in the finished one you can tell they photoshopped her rolls a little ahahah

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need to taste her ass

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>>725672512
Because nobody except Habib and the black guy in Pain and Gain has ever wanted to root Toula.

>>725672769
Fat ass whore has triple rolls. I dont even think the SJWs like her. Especially after what he said to Steve-o

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>>725672682

>>725666121
haha fupa

lenafags vs amyfags is the high IQ perv equivalent of selenafags vs arianafags tbh

I like Amy Schumer just for the fact that she triggers people so hard. She really makes men angry because she is overweight and her comedy doesn't cater to them. And they rage about it and it's hilarious. Also I'm not a fan, just think it's funny.

>>725673041
I don't like the personality of either but I would fuck them both. Schumer from behind...cannot unsee Chuck.

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>>725672913
yeah why would anyone want to fuck attached, i mean she's just soooo unattractive


come on fam

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>>725672983

>>725673262
which one would you prefer, amy or lena?

>>725667397
Great costume illusion with the boobs. I do customers for a local theatre and her boobs aren't that big, they put her in a slightly larger cup, and the angle she's at gives the appearance she fills it.
Really nice.

funny thing i know amy schumer through a friend of mine, We all hate her.

I want her Amy to sit on my face.

>>725668425
>that gas leak coming from her ass

>>725673486

do you know mark normand? he is a douche

>>725659602
I like her a lot.

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>>725668154
>you will never suck on lena's toes

why live

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Amy poop. Yum

>>725673673
do you know Normand personally? I've heard him on Opie with Jim more than once

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>>725673209
What "triggers" me is that she is so utterly unfunny. Just fucking awful. And yet media coverage describes her as this brilliant fucking wit, the second coming of Pryor or Carlin. Which is to say, it's not her that triggers me at all... I can accept that a woman comedian isn't funny. What I fucking hate is the hype, and especially the way the hype is tied to politics, like somehow laughing at her shitty jokes makes a person progressive.

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>tfw you're not the only anon who wants to fuck Lena Dunham

I feel slightly less alone.

>>725661334
This is 4chan. If it isn't loli, a faggot dressed as a girl, or a furry, most people here don't want it

>>725667897
cumdumpster detected

tits or gtfo

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Reminder: this will be the next Barbie

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dat straggly bush

>>725669171
maximum overkek

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Go to the beach, see this, what do?

>>725673280
Wtf is this fatty a VS angel? No way.

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>>725674065

>>725672125
What are the odds someone got a pic of this cow on the one day she ever exercised?

>>725673908
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2i1wym/reddit_what_is_your_kink_nsfw/cky7bka/

>Lena Dunham.
>The first time she named her (immediately after watching an incredibly uncomfortable episode of 'Girls'), I bucked.
>I couldn't do it, I said, I just wasn't attracted to LD in any way.

>Of course, it took about 30 seconds of my girlfriend's dominatrix voice (calling me a chauvinistic pig for not wanting to masturbate to a "real" woman, telling me I was pathetic for only getting off to pretty blondes and petite brunettes with giant boobs, etc) to get my dick raging.

>After I finished (she followed me into my office and continued berating me with her divine "bitch" voice until I came), she told me I'd have to jerk off to Lena Dunham until I liked doing it.

>It took me about a week before I became genuinely attracted to her.
>On several occasions, my girlfriend's given me a choice between Lena Dunham and some universally celebrated beauty (Amber Heard, Alison Brie, etc.) and I pick LD every single time.

you are in good company, anon. what's your fave thing (things) about Lena?

>>725674146
It's obviously beached.
Push it back into the ocean.

>>725673280
I see fat Aussie chicks every day of my life. Believe me when I tell you they're not that special.

>>725671764
been watching too much full metal jacket kid

>>725666121
so cringey that she doesnt realize how ugly she is

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>>725674065

>>725674146
Wave hello, wish her a nice day

>>725659602
There's no fuck like hate fuck.

>>725674146
>Go to the beach, see this, what do?
stare at her until my cock is thobbing, then run into a change room quick and jerk off the hardest load of my life tbh

>>725660091
Jontron is a racist

>>725674303
No such thing as too much Full Metal Jacket

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>>725674146

>>725673905
People like what they like. There are so many bad comedians, bad tv shows, bad bands that still sell well and get good reviews. Who cares? By spending your time and energy getting upset about it and posting shit online you are just another person talking about her. Giving her attention. The best thing you could do is not give another thought and move on with you're life.

>>725673726
no. what is this

>>725674401
who isn't?

>>725673905
What's worse, I have a dvds of comedy central presents, and Amy early act is on it and she is JUST as bad. She's gotten worse, but holy fuck I skip her bit every time so Goddamn stupid.
My gf dispises her, thank god. One of my friends asked her what she thought of Amy while we were watching some movie she was in and my gf made the sickest gagging sound. Never been more proud.

>>725660766
>>725660472
>>725660329
>>725659602

So brave.

>>725659602
would/10

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Lena Dunham is disgusting, but am I weird for being attracted to the slutiness of Amy Schumer?

>>725674146
Nothing. Just looks like a regular person.

>>725666962
I'd fuck her, I've put my dick through worse lol

>>725674146
Help push it back in the water and hope it lives

>>725674401
imokwiththis.jpg

>>725674093
Lena is ugly on the inside, that pic is just a happy coincidence.

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>>725674265
whoops another one's turned up

>>725674093
Goddamn dude... I've seen some fucked up shit in my day but holy shit.

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>>725674065
This is why God doesn't talk to us anymore.

>>725674065
>New from Mattel - it's Cheesecake Barbie! She comes with her very own set of clothes that are two sizes too small for her and if you press the button on her back, she makes unfunny jokes! Only $29.99 at all good retailers!

>>725659602
is fat, stupid, and annoying

>>725674564
what? if anything lena is way sluttier than amy. amy just talks about her pussy a lot, lena literally takes any excuse she can get to strip naked

>>725674668
I mean I'd still fuck it like W.T. Snacks before I pushed it back in

>>725674495
Oh no a bad comedian! A lot of popular comedians blow.

>>725674146
HOLY MOLEY

>>725659788
/thread

>>725674668
friends got some big ass titties

id pee in her butt

>>725674146
approach with half chub and ask if she wants to grab coffee.

>>725659788
Lost. Good GIF

>>725674712
How ???? She's fat ! That's like casting the fat guy from lost as ghandi

>>725674495
My wife is like that too. Fucking hates her. Mainly, I think, because Schumer tries too hard to be one of the boys.

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>>725674400

>>725674719
>For added fun, buy her new "body dysmorphia suit": All you have to do is slide it over Barbie, then it will rapidly inflate and deflate in size. Just like the real Amy!

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>>725674733

Well yes, but there's just something about Amy that does it for me. Plus I am into chubby girls.

That being said, I still think she's a corrupt piece of shit and a bad person (for being a Hillary flunky and being related to Senator Schumer).

>>725663627
she also steals material all the fucking time

so many youtube vids doing side by side comparisons of her stealing shit. she's lame as fuck

>>725674533
Might as well fuck Melissa McCarthy. She's at least talented.
>>725674564
more gay than weird

>>725674412
Genuine kek

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>>725674378

>>725666817
Sure, Amy is better than Lena, but that's not saying a lot. It kinda would be the equiviliant of saying ''This guy has killed less people than Breivik''. Doesn't really mean much

>>725664632
she has a shitty tramp stamp?

kek

>>725663685
Post.
There. I hope it is a good, solid, and bonecracking cunt punt.>>725664632

>>725674668
This pic is the tragedy, and it's true of Amy and Lena... to be so fat and have such nothing tits. Would rail Amy's fat friend with the huge milkbags in a second.

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>>725666121
my fucking eyes

Video -

openload dot co/f/Q7v-agC6r3I/6595242_480p dot flv dot mp4

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>>725674938
Lena isn't chubby now? When did that happen?

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>>725674790

>>725674712
>>725674837
Also, since when was Barbie a jewess?

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>>725660520

>>725674850
Just asked my gf WHY and this is her bit
"That fat pig is only helping fatasses stay fat, her humor is all 'OH look a dick in my pussy' and what's funny about that? Shes so fat and horrible when a dude actually throws her a salami it's so unbelievable it's funny?"
She went on to keep ranting but that's I could write down fast and now she's just yelling dick in my pussy jokes really loud and making pig noises.
Great.

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who else /lizzievelasquezfapper/ here???

>>725660520
>>725675362
Okay now somebody post Denslow/Borgnine.

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>>725675290

lol not what I'm saying. I just find Lena to be a truly disgusting person.

But let's be honest. This is 4chan. We're kidding ourselves if we think we wouldn't fuck anything that moves.

>>725674093
I have to admit that the first two girls I fucked back in grade school looked almost exactly like Schumer and Dunham. I'm not proud of that but, eh, we all have to start getting our dicks wet somewhere.....

>>725675581
>Be disgustingly skinny
>Still somehow manage to have a gut
What the fuck? How does that even happen?

>>725675212
nice vid made me nut its not amy or lena but nice phat ass made it ok

>>725675662
>truly disgusting person

that's what makes Lena so hot tbh. i'm just huge into hatefucks tbh. I wanna analize Lena while I tell her this is revenge for what she did to her sister

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>>725669777
I'd pass her up on principle alone. Just because of who she is and how terribly annoying she is.

That being said if she were someone else that looked like that, I'd hit it once or twice.

Amy is just such a pretentious, unfunny cunt I'd rather go dry.

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>>725675746
she has a disease where she can't put on any body weight except for her delicious latina knockers

also, those are abs, not a gut. see attached.

>>725674837
Apprantly the movie will be about how being barbie isn't about physical beuty.

>>725659602
Honestly I'd do her, she wouldn't be my first choice, like of I was striking out at the bar and they just said last call, I'd probably choose her then

>>725675917
That is Borgnine, but that is not Denslow.

>>725670353
Hot!

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>>725676022
Okay fine, I get it. Just stop posting them.

She takes private jets to thinks and you McLosers can't deal.

Team Amy

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>>725668933
>>725672990

I like how no one in the background gives a fuck about her.

>>725676217
Hillary voting woman detected

>>725671499
Wow those photographers shopped her quite a lot to make her look fuckable.

>>725676020
>I'd pass her up on principle alone. Just because of who she is and how terribly annoying she is.
Sort of understandable, but just remember that you don't put your dick in her personality.

>>725676217
Where's thinks, sounds nice.

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>>725676253
Scarlett Johanson or somebody like that is probably just out of frame.

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>>725675662
>But let's be honest. This is 4chan. We're kidding ourselves if we think we wouldn't fuck anything that moves.
actually you do have a point

>>725676045
Also I would definitely wear a jimmy, no way am I hitting that raw. I ain't having mongoloid looking girls. Only times I've ever gone raw has been with girls I wouldn't mind having a kid with

>tfw planted my seed into a girl so out of my league that I hoped she was pregnant so she'd stay

>>725674564
>being intrigued by a chunky practice girl
No that just makes you human.

>>725676253
Holy shit I didn't notice that

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>>725676411

That's one line I wouldn't cross.

>>725669171
Lost

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>>725676189
>he wouldn't motorboat these yuge tits

>>725674533
Holy shit she looks like a moose lumbering down the street. That poor bitch.

>>725660766
She could have made it

But she chose to fat

>>725659602
Get this fat, unfunny, disgusting, joke stealing, ugly Jew bitch OFF of FUCKING 4CHAN.

>>725676733
I would, wouldn't tell anyone though

>>725676733
If she were even mildly attractive... You know, just a bit of a butterface or something like that, I would motorboat them in a heartbeat without a second thought. But on that? No, no I would not. I do not want that woman potentially becoming attached or stalking me. Could you imagine the sheer terror of waking up in the middle of the night and seeing that face?

>>725676411
shit man id just stay hard fuck that
>she still has a better body than lena and amy kek

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>>725676552

>>725676733
Well, now I feel less guilty of thinking she had great tits.

>>725676411
I have low standards. I mean real low. But I still have my limits. Having said that I'd happily fuck Schumer or Dunham. Probably not the thing you posted though. She does look a bit retarded.

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>>725676983

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>>725677016
If you're a chromosome chaser, Julie is the qt2.14

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>>725677016

>>725677158
she has down syndrome also
same id pound the fuck outta both amy and lena before id bang a downie

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>>725677158
downie

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>>725677251
>qt2.14
This is the thread that keeps on giving.

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>>725677325
>>725677350
>try to get caught up in the moment and manhandle her
>throw her onto the bed
>instead of running with it and going into a fit of passion, she just has a regular old fit
>snaps to and goes retard strength
>throws you on the bed instead...

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>>725677254

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>>725676411
nah I'd still hit that, she's been sexy since she popped into the scene at 18

>>725677350
see attached

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>>725659880
MODS

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>>725677621