U.S. Soldier, newly enlisted, ask away

>>725657411
Why are you throwing you life away?

Why didn't you join the Corps instead, you fucking queer?

>>725657411
what is base pay now for E1?

>>725657411
Career Armyfag here

You dun fucked up.

Where you stationed?

>>725657411
What branch of service are you? What's your rank?

I did this a little bit ago. Went 11B, got injured, and the Army basically ditched me. I kinda regret my enlistment, but it was fun while it lasted. Also no-one really cares that you enlisted. This is 4chan, fuck outta here.

>>725657463
joined thinking I could validate my worth for others, now they won't let me out :(
>>725657554
too hooah hooah
>>725657563
I'm E2, I get around 1300 a month
>>725657575
what's your grade and unit
>>725657594
the great place
>>725657680
army u fuckin shit ass read the fucking post, I'm E2
>>725657736
thank u for ur service

>>725657411
Thank you for your cervix

How do you feel knowing our God Emperor is your boss and your life is at the mercy of whatever he feels like tweeting?

eat shit faggot go back to sand hill no one thinks you're cool

>>725657411
what does dick taste like

>>725657804
>$1300 a month for service
Jesus fuck man, I literally earn $1300 if I do nothing at all. No really, that's what I'd get for unemployment benefits.

>>725657411
Congratulations! ISIS is going to kill you all.

>>725657411
Do you wish you lived 100 years ago when people gave a shit?

tfw still an e-2. Dont you have some detail to attend to

>>725658008
Kek

>>725658008
ur welcome
>>725658096
good
>>725658097
I will
>>725658120
salty
>>725658168
I invest on the side, being 18 and fresh out of high school it's not too shabby, plus food medical dental is all covered, I just workout and jerk off most days
>>725658189
nah
>>725658210
nope
>>725658250
sham af

>>725658210
When the fuck was this retard? People have always been retarded asshole cucks. Why the hell would you wanna live in a time where video games and Polynesian sewing message boards like this didn't exist?

go get that oil
good boi

Do all the guys you're with support trump?

>>725657804
I'm not American, so I don't know what the equivalent rank is. NATO Grade is OR-5.

>>725658340
>not American
GET THE FUCK OUT

>>725658321
tru
>>725658327
I'm a good boy don't beat me
>>725658333
nah
>>725658340
equivalent of sgt
>>725658425
true

>>725657411
Trump gonna make you murder Muslims and the blame will be on u.

will you let dubs decide your battle cry?

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First of all:
What MOS?

Second of all:
Do push ups, faggot.

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>>725658518
>blaming anyone for killing mudslimes

>>725657804
1300 per month i was Sgt. E5 receiving 195 per month plus 65 per month combat pay. Lol lol

>>725657411
I'm a Marine. Suck my dick, fagboy

>>725657411
What did you get on your ASVAB? Don't fucking lie. I got a 60 but I was going into the Marines so I guess I was lucky they take retards like me.

>>725658518
honestly nobody gives a fuck about who we kill we just say we felt threatened
>>725658582
sure
>>725658690
11B Stryker driver
>>725658702
lol
>>725658739
sucks
>>725658763
ok
>>725658829
62 first time, 72 second, was gonna do AF but my eye sight is pretty shit and i just wanted to fly

>>725658690
I'm going to tell my squad leader on you. You know better than to haze people and use derogatory terms like that. >>725657411
Prepare your liver if you just got out of ait, the army fucking sucks man, I'm sure you've already figured that out though. How many sharp and eo classes have you had in the past month? God I'm so glad that shit is behind me. Screaming eagles hooah

>>725658425
You're just jealous I'm in one of the highest paid militaries in the world. While they toss you a few bucks here and there, I pulled in $89k last year as a fucking junior NCO

>>725658918
In the Regiment im guessing? Tiger, sabre, thunder?

>>725658763
Guarantee you're a pog lol. Unless you're infantry eat shit, cuck

>>725658763
faggot

>>725657411
Which of trumps future wars are you hoping to fight in

>>725657411
how long till you marry some hambeast in order to move out of the barracks?

>>725659000
wish i was 82d
>>725659001
hey man good on u
>>725659107
do u think im a fucking failure to wind up in 3cr
>>725659153
true
>>725659163
also true
>>725659204
all
>>725659236
temptation is real

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>>725657411
How does it feel knowing that you decided to fight fir the very thing that is fucking you over? How does joining the military sound logical to anyone? Enjoy your life as a slave dumb cunt

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>>725659001

>>725658918
Are there women in the infantry now? I got out before the intergration thank GOD

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Sometimes I miss military life.

>>725659390
>women were allowed to join during the last two years of WWI
SPOOKY SKELTAL DETECT

>>725659347
feels good, they use lube
>>725659390
i think they're coming to units soon
>>725659398
why

Oh no... commanders driver. learn to suck dick better than your peers.

>>725659633
>why
It was simple life. No need to do laundry or buy groceries and it was never boring.

>>725657411
the ONLY reason people still enlist:

1) hillblly white trash who still think they are going to go kill Muslims, save America (lol)
2) they cant find a job/career in the real world

I think you are a stupid clown

>>725658321
I was mocking him by saying people don't give a shit. Also people did used to give a shit about military service and national pride -- everyone "doing their bit". Read a fucking book, cunt.

>>725659390
Afraid of competition?

>>725659950
hoping im the mortar stryker, we are about to get into a training cycle + eib, anyone know if scouts is worth even going for
>>725660070
neither, I just joined to join. When they ask me why I did it i tell them i have no idea, I had multiple steady sources of income and when I get out I'll continue to have them
>>725660092
nobody cares stfu

>>725660070
>the ONLY reason
I'm sure there are more than just those two reasons.

>>725660219
Fuck off, you 18-year-old cuck with a GPA of 2.3. I'll come over there and staple my balls to your chin.

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>>725659633
You guys are so fucked dude. I'm truly sorry you have to deal with it. Have fun busting your fucking ass while the women get to walk their pt test and carry less during rucks. Don't get injured because the little 120 lb female private who only has to do 10 pushups to pass her pt test and is fucking the e7 won't be able to save you, how women feel is much more important though right?

>>725660219
>anyone know if scouts is worth even going for

Literally every scout ive talked to has hated that MOS.

>>725660377
Hahaha gay phantasies of american cuck-soldiers...

>>725660534
No, half-assed fantasises of little boys who haven't even finished BMT yet and think they're soldiers.

>>725660494
>be an engineer unit
>receive new female Combat Engineers
>now all of them are Bradley drivers

lel

>>725660336
who knows
>>725660377
3.8
>>725660494
bro idc we sit in towers on our deployments, we aren't rangers or SOCOM
>>725660504
I meant infantry scout not cav
>>725660534
oh
>>725660639
ya
>>725660696
I'm just scared the infantry chicks are gonna smell like fucking pussy all the time in the field

Fucking boot, why not take the right path and join the Corps

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>>725660696
How many sharp complaints since?>>725660820
They're gonna smell like rank pussy dude, it's gonna happen and your higher leadership will be fucking them. They have no place in any combat mos

>>725660898
ur literally a meat shield, im just a janitor
>>725661260
lol
>>725661328
our troop is being moved because of a troop wide sharp complaint about CQ doing barrack room checks

>>725660820
Ah my bad thought you meant cav. Also
>chicks are gonna smell like fucking pussy all the time in the field

How would you feel if i told you the females in my unit were sent back to the barracks every 3 days to "clean up" during our 2 week FTX?

>>725660219
>hoping im the mortar stryker
Thats a charlie job, or a retard who nobody wants to train
>eib
Get it the first time or get fucked
> anyone know if scouts is worth even going for
Do cool shit while there, but return to the line a complete retard on the basics or deploy and be the s3 cuck.

>>725657575
Second that motion

>>725661472
>Troop
Fucking cav

>>725661328
0 complaints. They are physically unable to be dismounts and none can shoot

>>725661496
what unit
>>725661502
first time coming up next month for eib, deploy in like april of 2018 to iraq
>>725661513
what pay grade and unit
>>725661718
yeah lol im 3cr

Are you a weasel little shit that can't think for yourself so you need others to tell you what to do with your life?

>>725657804
1300 a month? I make 2500 as a retail assistant manager. I am Canadian though.

>>725661472
Hahahahaha what a fucking joke. Get permanent shin splints and get med boarded the fuck out before you get a dishonorable from some cuck fucking you over

>>725661739
Doesn't that kinda bother you a bit?

>>725661502
I have a fun story about my time in Korea last year

>running a range for basically the brigade for the week
>infantry guys occupy range one day
>shooting for eib
>they are literally unable to leave until they shoot over 35 or get told to get fucked
>shit you not WORST SHOOTERS IVE EVER SEEN
>read one soldier his score.... fucking 6
>read a SFC his score.... 17

These are the guys who are supposed to protect against enemies foreign and domestic.

>>725661875
nah
>>725661929
cool gfu
>>725661932
tried getting out on chapter 11, too late. no other real way to get out other than being labeled shit by employers and people in general
>>725662070
makes em easy prey
>>725662122
shot 37

>>725661825
>what unit
1 CD 1 BDE on ft hood with you too

>>725661825
>yeah lol im 3cr
My condolences... leave asap. If your C/ el tigre, tell those cucks to check their stack for my arcom and get it the fuck out to me, it's been "in the mail" for two years.

>>725662070
Youre fucking right it bothers me they cant do shit. I cant feel safe if shit hits the fan.

>>725662260
aren't yall deploying soon
>>725662265
I am
>>725662345
it's why we have SF u fucking pussy

>>725662122
>shit you not WORST SHOOTERS IVE EVER SEEN
Should have joined an mos where your opinion mattered. Get fucked POG.

>>725662466
>relying on SF to fight a nations war

Put the xbox controller down pls

>Arent yall deploying soon
yep back to Germany for me

>>725662562
And what mos would that be? Infantry? LOL ill think about that when im sleeping comfortably in my HMEE

>>725662466
>I am
Your Crazy? Get me my fucking papers then.

>>725662184
Dude if you have something that remotely hurts like your back or something just exaggerate how bad it is. i got med boarded for a legit injury but probably 60% of the people there are full of shit and just tired of it and want out. Just insist that your back pain has become unbearable and is radiating down your legs or something like that if you want out that bad

>>725662653
because we actually use big army to fight our real wars lol
>>725662851
my bad not crazy
>>725662870
thx man I'll see what I can do, I am a driver so maybe some stupid shit can get me

>>725657411
how does it feel to become a wellfare nancy?

>>725662839
Sleep comfy then. have the latter portion of your life filled with regret everytime you get the "thank you for your service".

>>725657411
Why did you post a backwards image?
Do you not know how to mirror something in photoshop? You could probably have done it un paint even

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>>725663119
The US Army uses a horizontally reversed flag on their uniforms.

>>725663262
Why?

>>725663063
Thanks. I'll be thinking about that when I'm at the job i can transition into from the Army. And that's not a mall cop like in your future.

>>725663433
The Army actually has two authorized flag patches, one to be worn on the left shoulder, with the canton facing left, and another "reverse field" patch worn on the right, with the canton facing right.

Source: http://www.stripes.com/news/is-the-flag-backwards-on-soldiers-sleeves-1.17149#.WMnVKzuGPIU

>>725663473
If you're 14 series, faggot confirmed

>>725663433
Because it's on their right shoulder, i.e. it's streaming backwards.

>>725663956
That's dumb.

>>725664027
If it was the other way around, it would be a retreating flag and I doubt that would send the right message.

>>725662992
it's great

>>725664027
It is to symbolize charging/moving forward. Would you prefer they have a symbol of retreating slapped on their shoulder?

>>725664027
I think that's for symmetrical reasons.