ITT: prove you're intelligent

Post an iq test you fuck

I put flash on D and ignite on F

>>725651277
This guy ignites

>>725651154
Takes to long in /b/ time. Those who are truly intelligent will think up creative ways of expressing their intellectual capacities.

Lol why should I OP
If I was intelligent I wouldn't be here, I'd be doing clever shit like something actually productive

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>>725651573
I use my hair to express myself

>>725651573
Well i'm neither intelligent nor creative so fuck you

>>725651054
no

I hit the "I am not a robot" key first try.

There is no way to prove it, you could be lying about anything and still have it look like you are intelligent. First you have to actually even care about proving it...

>>725651054
being intelligent isn't a guarantee to be successful. But for depressions.

>>725651277
>sticking to convention

i WASD my camera, QERF my champ spells, and TG my summoner spells.
for items: 3, 2, 1, 4, [Space], C.

>>725651924
Or...

maybe you're not intelligent enough to conceptualize a method of demonstrating high intelligence without cheating

>>725652078
>convention
>simple
>adaptable
>intelligence

>>725652050
Only miserable "iamverysmart" losers assume there is a correlation between high intelligence and misery. No peer-reviewed study has found any such correlation.

You'll deny that you think you have high intelligence but I bet you do; you probably aren't that intelligent.

>>725651824
That sound really boring.

The fuck! Measuring your IQ is some pretty petty shit. It´s basicaly a dick measuring contest for ppl with short dicks. Intelligents helps but won´t get you anywhere without some actaul work.

>>725652078
WHAT ARE YOU

>>725653093
a gamer maybe?

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>>725651054
Am I intelligent?

4hay57xnw2idunspaj

Try to decipher that lads

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I really, really, really like this picture

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>>725652807
>posts on /b/
>has standards of modesty

Fuck off.

http://test.mensa.no/#

here is one, the page is norwegian, but you basically pick your age gap at the start screen at just follow trough.

My iq is 140

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>>725653531
Yeah. Some reference to vague sciency stuff is good enough for me.

Welcome to the club ;)

>>725651054
Honestly IQ doesn't prove shit.
I can have an IQ of 145 one day and the next an IQ of 70, just depends if I can be arsed to take the test seriously.

>>725651054
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>725651054
I'm in the top 2.1%. Last time I took a test, it was 138. Also, aparently I'm the only smart one here, as no-one noticed the error in that graph.

>>725652665
There are quite a few peer reviewed studies that show a link. Just anecdotally even every friend I have who's fucked in the head is above average intelligence

>>725651054
I'm an INTJ with an iq of 175

>>725651054
energy is mass multiplied by the speed of light squared

>>725651054
I have been on /b/ since i was 12. I am now 25

>>725654444
So your IQ doesn't actually change then
That's like saying your mile time doesn't mean shit regarding your fitness, one day I can run 4:00 but the next day is 12:00 because I walked

im good friends with Jackie 4chan, should prove my intelligence enough ..

i have depression

>>725654968
wew

>>725654865
>implying ignorance about obscure shit that has no practical real life value equates to low intelligence

>>725651853
this. and youre a faggot OP.

>>725655387
You can laugh, but I understand things that you could never even hope of having a rudementary idea about

>>725655177
Yeah the way I wrote that was kinda retarded, wasn't it?
I meant it like I can take an IQ test one day and get 145. Then do the same test a couple days later taking it just as seriously and get 70.
That's why I think IQ doesn't really prove anything. Or maybe I just got lucky and am retarded.

>>725654444
LOL I am not strong one day I decided to lift on my very hardest I lifting 200kg. Other day I fuck around I only lift 20kg. Weight is meaningless measure of strong.

This is how you sound.

>>725655930
See
>>725655880

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>>725651054
am i smart now

>>725655491
>not knowing all the intricate details about metabots
>Being intelligent

Pick one

>>725651054
Your*

>>725654961
Post them. You'll find far more demonstrating no evidence of any correlation.

Every time the topic of high intelligence is brought up, there's always this same circlejerk among twats who are probably miserable and assume they're above average intelligence (a typical perception in the west since we're brought up constantly being told we're special).

>>725655880
No way you got those scores. A score cap like that is impossible if you "try your hardest" on each test.

>>725655061
But is light not a form of energy?

>>725655111
You deserve to be retrospectively banned.

>>725651054
That should say 96% instead of 95% you fucking retard.

>>725656338
I am actually serious. I took a test in high school years back that got like 120 or something. My parents asked them to do the same test a week later. 70 points. And I was actually trying on both tests. Either the test's retarded, I'm retarded or the people giving the test had a few too many puffs of helium.

>>725656500
But why?

>>725656588
Underage. I have half a mind to report you, faggot.

Actions have consequences; this is no place for a 12 year old.

>>725656140
dafuq you talking about. Did you quote the wrong post?

>>725656714
Are you a fucking reatard i say that i am now 25

>>725655491
Implying simply adding up numbers does not have any practical real life value.

>>725656566
It's not like I made or studied the graph. I just pulled the first thing I found from Google images; don't really give a fuck tbh.

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>>725656970
But you were when you were 12 and that's against the rules. You can't just rape someone and then tell a court of law that it's not relevant anymore because it was "years ago."

I want justice! Mods, ban this motherfucker!

>>725657076
>not using greentext
>implying I even give enough of a fuck to even look at the numbers

>>725657526
>comparing posting on 4chan to rape
You are a smart guy

>>725657962
>failing to grasp how analogies work

When someone says a pen is like a pencil, they don't mean that it literally is one; they mean that they share certain features. The analogy concerned law. Rape was chosen at random and is a nonessential part of the analogy; it could just as easily be any crime.

>>725658893
>comparing posting on 4chan to a crime
Happy now you choosy bitch?

>>725659025
Actually, I'm comparing breaking rules to breaking the law; a perfectly legitimate and meaningful comparison.

Define intelligent.

>>725659250
And I might add that I was only making this comparison to show that breaking rules is still breaking rules no matter how much time has passed.

>>725651054
I'm two standard deviations right of center

>>725659250
One has serious consequences and the other doesn't guess which is which

>>725659557
In law there is something called statute of limitations but that is besides the point

I voted TRUMP, Making America Great !!!! USA USA USA

>>725660097
the real intelligence test

>>725660097
>bleach
>ammonia

fuck no, baby

>>725651277
"f is for flash, hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" - every wrong person ever

>>725660234
You passed [X]

>>725651054
>ITT: prove you're intelligent

i before e except after c, or sounded as "a" in neighbor or weigh.

or in:

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5+5=window

>>725661731

but other than that, you can set your watch to it

>>725660516
75% of koreans put flash on F. they're also best ladder in the world. obv F is for flash

I was tested in middle school, I'm only a part of the 2 percentile

im not

>>725651054
The Kybalion is right

>>725656024
Anyone who thinks an online IQ test is anything close to credible automatically have a sub-90 IQ.

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By posting on 4chan you're just proving you're not intelligent

white, educated, employed
The trifecta of intelligence