>*blocks your path* What do you do?

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>>725645946

>>725645946
>*Poké Flute*

>>725645946
already too close.
Can't escape the gravity.

>>725645946
I'm probably taller than him but same mass. I'll try to do a steep angle, so our gravitational kinetics will swing me around him but I'll be ejected from orbit behind him.

>>725645946
*unzip pants*

*Teleports behind you*

You didnt think it would be that easy did you?

>>725645946
I don't think his arms are long enough to reach away from his body to actually hit me, so I would prob just tip him over and roll him out the way.

>>725645946
give him a chair to sit on, watch it splinter under his sheer mass and eternally wreck his ass again

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POP OFF JAMES

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES

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>>725645946

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725646255
Came to post this. Fuck you
>checked

>>725647906

Yeah, that was the expression I searched for in >>725646515

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725645946
Tell him I enjoy his content and that it nice to meet him.

>>725647658
jokes on you I woke up like that yesterday

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>>725647658

>>725648382
no need to lie to him

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>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>725645946
Throw a pack of Magic The Gathering cards the opposite way I want to move...and watch fatboy run after them while I proceed on my way

>>725645946
activate retro rockets

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>>725648621

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES

>>725645946
I'd take away his insulin and let his diabetes kill him

>>725646255
/thread

>>725647658
pop off james

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>725647658

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES

Turn 360 degrees
Walk away

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>>725647504
reminder that boogie is literally too obese for chairs

Turn my back to it, donkey kick to the kneecap.
Then hide in the nearest doorway from the earthquake I just triggered.

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>>725651426

roll him away

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>>725645946
I escape with the golden idol.

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES

>>725651219

not sure if autistic or missing the joke

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>>725651544

This is after falling from sitting height. From SITTING HEIGHT. How is this creature still alive?

>>725651426

>maybe on 4chan anonymously

Yes, no one will ever guess the OC is him after that post.

Get out my pokéflute

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>>725651975
He is immortal

>>725651544
is that Jesus face on his butt?

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES

>>725652173
Looks more like Mohammed. We should kill him for making a Mohammed image

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725645946
roll a 2 liter of mountain dew so it will move.

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES

I get a forklift.

>>725645946
Fight in the shade.

>>725645946
Subscribe to him
Aren't I edgy?

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>>725647658 POP OFF JAMES (pic unrelated)

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>>725645946

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>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES

>>725645946
Slap him in the moobs, then walk away at a brisk stroll. After he has a coronary a block and a half away from trying to chase me, cross the street to get around him.

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES

>>725646515
Regardless of your height if you are the same mass as that thing you are obese

Piss on his 'make america great again' hat.

>>725647658
pop off james you fat mo fucka

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

where is the cuck pic
/pol/ pls

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Easy

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ask him to fuck my azn girlfriend. pic related.

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>>725655414
This one?

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725655619
thts sad

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES

>>725655619
OH BOY ...

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES

>>725647658
pop off James!

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>>725655619

god fuck I hope she's getting some of that cock, fuck knows boogie can't satisfy her. I'd be amazed if boogie has enough sex drive to jack off once per week.

>>725655619
friends never get THAT close; damn Boogie really is getting cucked.

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Why a duck, why not a ch- oh you're just gonna eat them both.

>>725647658
Pop off James, not risking that shit.

>>725645946
Ask him to remove his glasses.

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES

>>725645946
*blocks your arteries*
nothin' personnel... kid

guess i'll just wait for him to move

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES

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>>725647658
what episode is this one?

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725645946
toss a cupcake to his left and walk on past

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

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Nothin' personal kid.
*Puts on shades*

>>725655619
maybe they (boogie and his wife) have an agreement where she stays married to boogie because she loves him but his friends can fuck her so she can be satisfied physically

I throw my pocket-Twinkies until they're lead away by spongecakey goodness

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Play my recorder and ask my employees to take him to the squeezing room for de-juicing.

>>725646515
Leonard?

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>>725645946
captured by gravity well. MFW i'm now a moon.

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>>725645946
throw food at him and run

>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES

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>>725645946

>>725645946
fall back, I don't want to get green zombi atracting goo when I shoot him

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>>725647658
POP OFF JAMES!

>>725647658
pop off james i hope that happens to you dude