Getting kicked out of parents house in 2 weeks /b/ros what do

Stop getting ganbanged by niggers and get your life together you stupid piece of shit.

>>725641338
KEK KEK this was after a party

>>725641251
rent a flat, idk where u live and what they costs. but a flat isnt usually more than 1k, then use around 500 bucks to food, and the rest 250 for fun or savings

>>725641576
What single person eats 500$ worth of food a month?

get a job nigger

>>725641576
I also don't know where OP lives, but I think renting a room would be a bit better at the start.
Easier to find in a short notice. Only after settling in should the search for a nice appartment begin.

>>725641676
Average american :^)

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>>725641576
East Coast cost of living is dumb high. Also what I pay for bills rn takes up $1100 of that $1750. However You have earned an OC tho.

>>725641251
make better choices as to your bedfellows

>>725641676
I do, but I'm a piece of shit to be honest.

OP could spend $500 on building up the first essentials.. yaknow, condiments and cooking utensils and whatnot. Shit you don't buy every time you go to the store but you have to buy once

>>725641676
Americans

>>725641251
what is your source of income? is relocation possible and if so how much shit are you taking to start your new life?

ADDITIONAL INFO:
The bills I already pay, car note, insurance, phone bill, already add up to about $1100 of the $1750 I net.

Steal things from your parents. Move to a flat. Profit.

>>725642066
Sell car get a cheaper one

>>725641251
Why are you being kicked out OP ? Are you that whore on the bed ?

>>725642062
I work for Verizon. Believe it or not we actually make decent money. I also hustle on the side but I've been having difficulties as of late. Otherwise I wouldn't be nearly as stressed

>>725642066
Your fucked then. Hope you are car is comfy, you'll be living in it.

>>725642066
does your job require the car and do you have anything else you could sell off or downgrade?

>>725642193
No I got kicked out for turning 20.

>>725642259
I do have some things I could seek but not worth much. Also I feel as though I need to keep the car as I have no credit and financing it is my very first credit step :/

>>725642216
find the cheapest place near your work and sell car and phone, you are poor now. learn to budget and centre your new life around your job until you have more money

>>725642216
How much is the damn car note? What kind of car?

>>725642332
are you female? if so you have a lot more choice and can sponge off neck-beards in exchange for basic sex acts

>>725642450
where is the OC

a)kill yourself
b)whore yourself to crackheads for shelter

>>725642480
The car note isn't the expensive part. It's my fucking insurance. That bitch is $750 a month. I'm almost considering just paying the note on it and dropping insurance and not using it for the time being.

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>>725642668
You are right my apologies lol

Go to a coffee house near any University.

Ask the server at the counter if they have a community bulletin board and for permission to put an advertisement on it. Hang a sign on it that says the following.

Need a roommate? I need a room. Call me @ <insert your phone number here>.

Moving out of your parents house isn't rocket surgery.

>>725642678
Sell car, buy motorcycle. be a biker

>>725642608
No I am male. I just fuck a lot of bitches so I have a lot of OC.

if you are the girl in the pic: stop settling for blacks and date a white guy with a job, car, and place to live. move in with him.
if you are the guy in the pic. commit a felony and you get a year in an all expence paid jail with gym, healthcare free, free food, everything free because the white man gots ta pay for reparations...

>>725642608
or gay, you could be a gimp

>>725642764
>rocket surgery

>>725642678
Damn. Switch insurance companies. Go with the general. Also Geico can save you 15% on your car insurance.

>>725642850
well say bye bye to bitches. now you have no paper and soon no car

>>725642890
>not having a cent of humour

>>725642764
"Rocket surgery"? Fucking idiot. The phrase is "brain science. "

>>725642867
Okay mr doesn't read earlier comments
-_- this picture I took after a party where me and my friends found the 19 yr old upstairs asleep next to 2 big black dudes. It's funny. Not rape.

>>725642678
>$750 a month
why is your car insurance this price?
I just got my drivers license and can get car insurance for around $1250 for 6 months

>>725643066
with black guys involved its always rape

>>725642764
>rocket surgery
KEK, we i grow up i want to perform surgeries on rockets

>>725643101
Is considered high risk being a young male with 3 accidents only 2 of which were "my fault" and my car is a 2015 so my insurance price is high affffff

>>725643058
>trying to justify retardation on the internet

>>725641251
car is your biggest expense so get rid of it asap. rent shitty apartment close to work or public transport. work hard, get promotion, never speak to parents again

>>725641813
Here is a two bedroom apartment for $550 a month. It's got a dishwasher, hardwood floors and it's in a great neighborhood in a metropolitan area that has over 1.5 million people living in it.

http://www.apartmentguide.com/apartments/North-Carolina/Greensboro/Lindley-Park-Manor/7873/

>>725641251
>$1500 stolen
KYS nigger

>>725642980
>thinks you need money to get bitches
>...
>clearly doesn't know how to get bitches XD

>>725642764
Fucken rocket brained idiot. The phrase is science surgery not brain surgery rocket

>>725641251
if youre in new york i can hook you up with a shared house for super cheap

>>725643331 there /b/ found you an apartment,now go live there and dump all the OC

>>725643066
ok, read the comments. you are a guy so you cant just mooch off a guy with a job... got it... hhmmm...
how about this: get 2 min wage jobs total of 60 hours a week. work and save and stop pissing off your parents. will be easier since you wont ever be home. show them you are trying and they might let you stay while you save up enough to go to trade school and learn a trade. then you will have a well paying job...

>>725641676
A fat one

>>725643410
how to get raped and sold 101. live with someone off /b/

>>725641813
anything new with a timestamp? Anyway, try and find something cheap, anything. your savings might not be enough with what you currently have. alternate option is a cheap hotel. $30, $50, a night however much the price is, just find something cheap and something that wont damage your health. then SAVE. SAVE EVERYTHING eat out as little as possible, but buy cheap yet nutritional food. If you dont have a car consider a moped. reasonably cheap, good on gas, and at the very least will get you from A to B. Save up as money money as you can until you have at least 3 months worth of your expenses saved up, then beyond that i would start looking for an apartment and find out your total cost to live there, save it up, pay your security deposit, first months rent and etc all in cash and upfront.

>>725643331
I envy NC's cost of living considering how close it is to my state.

>>725643331
Not OP

guess im going job hunting in NC $550 a month? fuck me.

>>725641676
i eat 600$ a month
but my job is very physically demanding

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>>725641251
This is what happens when you surround yourself with niggers

>>725642850
I also get a lot of bitches, and I also got kicked out of my parents house about a month ago. My advice is that you should find a girl (preferably older with money) and ask to stay with her until you find somewhere. Depending on your relationship she'll probably let you stay for long, girls are easy to trap like this. I got lucky and found a girl to pay for my rent and food. Important to also get a job and save money, but act broke.

>>725643618
Nah I don't have anything with time stamp. This is one of my ex's.

>>725643920
Should also live on her own obviously.

>>725643970
Gotcha. Post implied OP was female. anyways best of luck