ITT: We rewrite the rules of the internet 1 rule per post, has

>>725634035
1. You are a man until proven otherwise

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>>725634489
noted

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All must bow down to The Red Pepper!

>>725634758
you are a nigger until proven otherwise

You are autistic if you browse 4chan

Are we really doing this?

>>725634858
noted

>>725634838
this is a place of freedom of choice

>>725635001
Did you mean; You are required to be autistic to browse 4chan?

>>725634838
Anyone who forces le nu may may will be outcasted.

>>725634035
beware of the flying dicks everywhere. may require repellent.

>>725635508
noted

>>725634035
All anons reserve the right to completely sperg out on a post or posts with little or no provocation.

>>725634489
Nice

>>725635169
Who says it was a may may?

>>725634260
fpbp

>>725636240
Nigger detected

>>725635169
HEEEEEEYY YAAAAAAAAA
DODODOD DOOD DOO DOFO DOO
HEYYYYEY YAAAH

No redditor post

>>725634035
what once has been will always be in the internet

>>725634035
Op will always be a faggot.

>>725636516
like the pr0n of my grandparents I posted online that got shared since then

Bananas are really cool.

>>725636625
No, fuck off.

2. Traps are not gay

You are a faggot until you deliver or prove that you are not a faggot

>>725636770
Come on Op. We all know traps are gay.

>>725636770
contradict this rule by saying it's wrong

>>725636770
3. there is no such thing as a feminine penis

>>725636914
ok until proven otherwise at least

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>>725636706

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Noted and merged.

Note that only RULES the general internet agrees with will be written down

>>725636488
Did you just do Outkast?

>>725637032
this...many times this.for fucks sake

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>>725634758
all fucking niggers must fucking hang

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This is now a banana thread.

>>725634035
Everyone is weak pathetic fool until selfie with timestamp or gtfo

>>725634035
the ancient rules 1&2 are still in place.

No normies.

I can actually print this out and put it in front of some ISP service point's enterance here.

6. Always follow Godwin law

7. Tits or gtfo

>>725637467
why wasn't this said yet

>>725634035
You may start a maximum of 3 trap threads per day

Recycle an old one:

/b/ is not your personal army.

anyone on 4chan has no real life

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Let's make this interesting

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Thread that's dead may never die. Also my truck got trips today

Only one fluffy abuse thread per 24 hours is permissible

jet fuel cant melt steel beams

>>725638274
Nice.

>>725637949
Rollin,
May lead to death by nigger.

>>725637969
200 km/h lol. thats the speed by grandma goes when she's driving to the supertmarket.

>>725634035
Thou shalt not steal rare pepes.

>>725637558
Read second reply to OP

>>725637114

Vehemently disagree with the first one.

>>725638645
The internet does not condone the metric system

>>725634035
anime posters need to either die or go back to /a/

>>725637467

Also vehemently disagree with this. However, if this must stay:

7a: Dick or GTFO also applies.

>>725638645
Unfortunately it redlines at 110Mph The speed grandpa goes to the golf course

gingers have no souls

OP? Is you dead?

>>725639420
op never delivers

you must not condemn paraphilias or fetishes.they are all legit.

>>725637949
Op is always a fag.

>>725639677
Winar

>>725639760
Rerolling

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>>725639760
Rule 5 already applies.

dont give money to eight stories tall crustaceans from the palezoic era

nice OP.
Should we recycle some of the old rules like 34?

>>725640710
Great idea.
rule 34 is now rule 16. Anymore?

when in doubt: fuck her!

femnazis and sjws must be killed at first sight