Ask a satanist anything. I will answer questions for the next

How is 7th grade?

>>725631425
>>725631588

Samefag also checked

>>725631425
Did you know that Jesus loves you?

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Will you marry me?

>>725631757

I don't believe in love

R u gay ? And what is satan? Is it a salad or something?

>>725631814
Are you male or female?

>>725631914
I am not gay no

Burzum or Mayhem?

Why didn't your parents love you?

>>725631933
Male ;)

why is luciferianism so much better

do you belive in god?

Should I have pizza or kebap?

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>>725631425
Hail Ming!!!

>>725631425
What's the difference between your religion vs the Temple of Set and the OTO?

Why do you intend to ally misrepresent yourself as a satanism then post a picture of Lavey?

Satanismis really just hard libertarianism metaphysicsm, people who call themselves satanists are insufferable twats

Do you consider yourself or Satan evil, what is your view on god?

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>>725631425
DEATH TO MING!!!!!

>>725631425
Were you bitten by a radioactive Chinaman?

>>725632134

>libertarianism metaphysicsm

Yeah if you choose to say this over Satanist then you are the insufferable cunt you mongoloid

>>725631425
Are you an actual (classical) Satanist, or an atheistic materialist?

Have you ever seen satan in a tortilla?

>>725631425
Satanism is just as wrong as any other theist religion, so what's the point?

>>725632393
Why you think he put up a photo of LaVey faggot?

>>725632391
The actual accepted philosophical doctrine rather than trying to sound like an edgy 7th grader isn't being insufferable

Which is the true Church of Satan?

If you believe in Satan, why don't you believe in God or Jesus?

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This thread is mumbo jumbo

>>725632391
And it's 'hard libertarianism'. Metaphysics is the branch of philosophy

Learn a thing or 2

>>725632569
In other words, by accepting satan exists and the things he has done, why not worship god to reach eternal life rather than go to hell where you would be destroyed and tortured no matter what you do?

wait wait wait i need to talk to u

>>725632391
The satanism you're describing (hard libertarian) has nothing to do with metaphysics. I bet you don't even know what metaphysics are.

>>725632133
The fact that this one isn't answered goes to show that OP is a faggot

>>725632569
>>725632685

God and jesus will forgive you for any worldly sin, including worshiping satan.

The belief is that satan has more control over the earth than god, so you pray to satan for favors while youre here, then repent before you die so you go to heaven.

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its all pre written son...and he knows it,,,

>>725632685
Satanism is not what you think it is

It is really just atheism

It's fuckin retarded kek

Look up Anton Lavey, a literal retard who these people follow

>>725632685
>inb4 rather rule in Hell than serve in heaven

Because OP is a 17 year old edge lord.

>>725632606
>Metaphysics is the branch of philosophy

>>725632851
>(hard libertarian) has nothing to do with metaphysics.

How does it feel being wrong when all it takes is 2 seconds on google you fucking retards

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarianism_(metaphysics)

>>725632995
Some of it is. There are plenty of theistic satanist too

audite me
cognosce me

>Satan was created by God
>Satan works for God
>Worshipping the middle man

>>725633026
Can't tell if bait or retarded

>>725631425
Hello fellow satanist, Ave satani.

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>>725631425
Muslim here

If you really are a Satanist then

You are worshiping a useless tool who wont help you
in then end he himself will burn in hell for ever

You want real power
Worship the One True God Jehovah/ Allah
thats much easier and you will gain much more than Satan can ever give you

and yes I actually took time to write all this for a thread like this

You doing whatcha wilt?

>>725633176
Its literally has an entire form of metaphysics devoted to it.

>has nothing to do with metaphysics.

>>725631425
are you retarded like do you have aspergers or autism

were you bullied in school?

were you a social reject?

why havent you killed yourself yet?

>>725632606
>>725633176
>>725632851

Sorry was trying to respond ththe other post

So how does it feel to know you will end up in Gehenna.

>>725633203
Nice to see fairly solid proof that conservative Muslims and conservative Christians really aren't very different.

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Levayan Satanism or theistic?

Also Levayan Satanism is just another tern for being an edgy athiest.

The real dark lord has much to give to those who listen.

Akephalos shine through me!

>>725633267
Yeah I know I'm the one who brought it up, meant 2 respond to retard you were reply g to

Being on phone hard

>>725633203
At least OP will not explode that1s +1 for satanism

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>>725633356

>>725631425
Do you like black metal?

>>725633203

All I hear is DERKA DERKA JIHAD JIHAD CAMEL SAND DERK

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>>725631425
do you have a thicc sister i can bang?

what's your favorite Ghost b.c. song?

>>725631425


do you believe in the supernatural or satan?

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>>725631425
Which hot topic do you stand around and what color have you died your hair? Is it blood red, that's usually pretty edgy. On a daily basis how many cocks do you suck off? Three or four?

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>>725631425
LaVey made up almost every aspect of his past, he most definitely had histrionic personality disorder. If you want to worship yourself and do whatever you want OP, fine.... But don't be a faggot about it and call it your religion.

>>725633427

implying that people follow their own religion

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OP right now

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>>7256314lkj

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in

in

igne

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>>725633933

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>>725633356
Muslim here

I didnt post this
>>725633427

If I could, real Christians, Juice and Muslims would all be brothers
attached picture is sorta kinda against Juice
but these are those bad Juice that work for OP's master
not the good Juice

>>725632995
Atheism is one thing, Satanism is another one.

Some Satanists are deists (they believe in the existence of a powerful entity external to themselves), some are atheists (they believe the power is inside them)

Atheists don't necessarily share ethical points of view, which doesn't mean they have none.

Satanists on the other hand tend to share an individualist ethic.

Source: I'm an atheist (not Satanist) who has read Lavey's bible and some other satanic texts.

>>725631425
Can you ask Satan if he can transform me into a beautiful girl?

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CHRISTIAN CRUSADER HERE

I'LL SHALL PURGE THIS THREAD OF EVIL

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>>725633842

cubito,carpi

frangeretur, osculum, sensum

sensum praedam

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>>725634249

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MY QUADS SHALL VANQUISH SATAN

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>>725634428

So to be a satanist I just have to demonstrably show I'm a faggot?

Nice

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Agathos Daimon of plague and fever
Thy name is nowhere, thy name is never
Liberate me
Ignite the seeds
Bind not to guilt
Ignis Gehennalis
Oh father, oh satan, oh sun
Let the children come to thee
Behold the morning star
Akephalos
Shine through me
Come forth in war
Come forth in peace

What time do you go to bed?

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>>725634637
ghost lyrics/10

Why do you guys run the Masons?

>>725631968
Anyone who answers Mayhem to this is a newfag

Varg is a faggot but burzum is amazing

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Satanists have an eye for aesthetics, but write boring books

This thread is shit. Lavean Satanists are just atheist libertarian hedonists. That's pretty much all you need to know. I agree with 99% of what Lavey's Satanic Bible says but they're also into "psychic magic" bullshit. Philosophically, good stuff though.

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>>725634951

>>725631425
why not worship kek

>>725632473
I'm not OP but seeing as how he's useless I'll answer this one: LaVeyan Satanism isn't about worshipping a deity it's a philosophy on what you should prioritise and how you should live your life.

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>2017
>USA run by militant nationalist misogynist narcissist whose words create reality, who uses the position to advance his personal financial interests, whose tough-guy deal-maker entrepreneur-god persona is the central symbol of American individualism and social darwinism
>thinking will-to-power worship is somehow subversive or countercultural

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>>725635192

>>725631425
What is the point of joining an atheistic church full of egoists?

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>>725635192

I detect butthurt anon

Yo faggots, news flash, satan is a word that means adversary. Satan is not any type of being. One instance we see this is when Jesus calls Peter satan, when Peter was trying to prevent him from going to the cross, because that's what he had to do to save humanity.

Also, if you've read any of Lavey's books, you know that he's a sham, he pretty much admits it himself.

Why Satanism of all things?

I mean, do you really need a set of commandments to keep doing what you're already doing? There's also nothing original or interesting about it. At all. Why not join one of those nutcase religions where everything is magic? At least those are interesting. And if you become a Wiccan, you get to have nature orgies with women who have armpit hair.

>>725635192
Most thoughtful post in this thread so far.

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I SHALL DEFEAT YOU FOUL DEMON

MY QUINTS WILL VANQUISH YOUR EVIL

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>>725635736

>>725635736
Nice try fag

>>725636104
what is this? a death mertal darth vader tribute band?

???

>>725631914
i will be gay if you want to be gay with me

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>>725636233
kinda, not even death metal tho

Been satanist, when u can just have sincretism and have God and Satan, implying "it's better our goat sacrifices or orgies" yeah whatever, I'm sure Satan is that cool he loves things like sacrifices and stupid orgies instead of true sins.

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>>725636233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyQZ13jobIY

give me the 6's

How does it feel being even more rejectable than a normal 4chan user?

Satanists are just moody Emo christians riding in moms religious minivan. Go light more candles you astrofag.

>>725631870
What do you believe in, then?

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>>725636751
how does it feel to have somebody to talk down to for the first time in your life?

Isn't Satan supposed to be weaker than God?

Also, I have seen no clear indication that Satan is anything but God's rebellious ally.

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>>725631425
I'm assuming you're probably an atheist of agnostic who just enjoys trolling Christians, correct?

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>>725636976
>>725637017

>>725637017

I believe in God and Satan and I can assure the Bible is a full-shit relat not writed by God, just a normal person like you and me but whatever, the worst Cristianfags I met were americans

>>725636944
Magic in a young girl's heart

>>725637182
Deep thoughts with autismo Adam

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>>725632222
Shit boi

>>725634246
Suxk on Satan's giant red dick