Literally broke college student here. I have two cans of tuna

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https://www.grailed.com/listings/1837332-Nike-Roshe

>>725600762
Lol no, don't waste money to begin with and ordering food is retarded.

Sorry mate, I would cause I want a pair of roche runners, but I'm in Canada and don't get paid until the 22nd. Hope you sell them. Try Craigslist?

Can you make them size 10?

I would do but you wrote there instead of they're and now I'm worried the shoes will give me aids

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sage

Enjoy poverty.

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>>725601105
I'm a pure aryan boy no aids here

Why are you buying tuna? I would because I'm glucose sensitive like a little weeping vagina. Ramen is like 25 cents. Go to the dollar tree or to the 99cent store nigger. Sometimes they have eggs and shit. Learn some shit foo and thrive. Grow some onions and potatoes and you won't even have to buy food. Beans for a week when you buy them dried is literally a dollar. Open a book like your on the reason rainbow son. Google some shit. Pin some Pinterest and stop buying $100 shoes when you can't even eat the next week. Welfare is a bitch so stop acting like one.

>>725600762
Get some pasta, sweetcorn and salad cream, cost no more then a couple of bucks and you've got food for a few days,
Fuck ordering food and learn to live on a shoestring budget

>>725601186
Do I get a discount if I do a tribute of that picture

two cans of tuna is plenty till friday. feel the hunger and then vow to never feel it again

>>725601314
this guy's right all the way

>>725601365
Yes

>>725601314
I got the shoes for Christmas. And secondly I already ate my ramen tuna is the Cheapest form of protein which I need 50g a day of

>>725601346
Salad cream?

>>725600762
i'll give you 10 bux for the microwave

>>725601523
>needing a set amount of protein every day
so you're one of those /fit/ retards, while being a poor-ass college student?
the bad choices are strong with this one

>>725600762
>Sell tuna to a homeless for half the price
>Go suck a dick for 30$
>Buy LOTS of oatmeal
>Eat oatmeal with water
>Mfw have enough food for the rest of the year
>also try to steal clothes from homeless when they're asleep so you don't have to buy your own

>>725602134
Do you have any more frugal tips these are really helpful

>>725601523
Cheapest form of protein is in oatmeal nigger

>>725602134
>really helpful

>bartering and stealing from tramps

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$20 size 12

>>725602244
mrmoneymustache.com

>>725602367
Whatever it takes

>>725600762
Go and panhandle, on good days I make $60-100+ in 3 hours.

>>725601523
1. Fuck your 50g daily requirement of protein
2. You're only eating to survive and make it through your college years
3. Buy shit in bulk
4. There's always ways to make money (legally) even if you don't make much, you'll have something to eat
5. Don't order food wtf
6. Remember what it's like to feel this powerless and poor. Once you're done with school, make sure you never have to end up eating like this again OR ask strangers on /b/ to buy your shoes because you're broke.

>>725602702
50 grams of protein is easily achieved with eating 500 grams of oatmeal everyday

>>725600762
Why sell shit, it's wednesday today and you have TWO (2) cans of fish.

Just scrounge a few pennies and buy a kilo of rice and you're finel Rice pudding for breakfast, then rice and tuna lunch and dinner. You're set.

>>725603156
In college I wasn't measuring how many of protein I got a day. I know the stuff I ate had it just not how much.

OP, be a man, panhandle.

>>725603375
How much protein. Fuck these I can't spell mornings.

If I pay extra can you cum in the sneakers?

>>725601523
knowing this little.

Protein can be found in things like peanut butter, eggs, quinoa, soy beans, chickpeas try google and stop being a tuna faggot.

Did you know tuna has a high mercury content?

Do you know anything? What are you studying? Sociology?

I won't buy the shoes but I hope you get your protein lad. The gains is everything.

The store I work at, we sell a 10 pack of ramen for $2. That's 10 meals. Skip breakfast like a normal person, and you just fed yourself for 5 days. Drink a fuck ton of water while you're at it since you're basically pouring salt into your bloodstream.

>>725603535
>mercury content
this. for more into nutritionfacts.org

Prove you need help and I'll send 20$

Go to a food pantry or borrow ten bucks from a friend you retard, you're talking about two days

>>725603936
How?

Breast milk and oatmeal diet anon. Just do it.

>>725603936
bro somebody who really needs help has already tried everything. having access to the internet is already a sign that somebody hasnt tried to find a job and by trying I mean investing several hours on a daily

Beans on toast

>>725604043
Bank account balance and class list

btw sucking cocks can be a very good source of protein no homo

>>725604132
Lol colleges have free wifi nowadays

>>725604195
oh shit. got him good.

>>725604176
Deal 2 sec

Just scam someone online. Pretend You're selling an iPhone, and send them a brick.

>>725604221
i know my man. learn doing some excel data entry work and offer your services online. thats the least u can do

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You should thank Obama for some reason

>>725604285
and get free jail time with free meals. sounds rational

>>725603535
What? The fuck does a planet have to do with tuna ?

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>>725604176

Ebay..

photo of iphone. Tell them all about the phone but in smallest print at bottom "this is just a photo of an iphone"

Let the bidding begin.
Send winning bidder the photo print
Profit?

>>725604221
I'm the 20$ Anon not op

>>725604384
Your anus.

>>725604176
I have to walk to a ATM like 200 ft away to prove my back acc 2 sec

>>725604398
Bud u only have three classes this semester and one is elementary algebra. Go get a fucking job. Me and my wife supported each other through college and both did 17-19 credits a semester in a college one hour away.

>>725604449
>I go to college but can't afford a loaf of bread.
Fucking hate morons like you.

>>725604542
Pissed away his refund on MDMA.

>>725600762

ramen noodles cost 25 cents or less, why can't you eat ramen?

get a good flavor like picante chicken or chili, shit i eat those sometimes even though it's not for financial reasons

>>725604516
I work full time but I spent a lot on my classes. The p.e was free and rest were like $500 I had to spend because there required for my cyber security degree

>>725604542

well most people have mommy and daddy, scholarships, and uncle sam pay for college. and often parents know better than to give college kids more than a little cash.

but if you're a college student, you can get a bunch of credit cards that often start at $2k+ limits, with no credit, just proof of being a college student

>>725604656
If you work full time 500 dollars is about 2/3 of your check.

>>725604714
This

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Y'know, OP, you could just go out and get a job. Even the most measly job will at least pay a couple of bucks.

Probably won't help you with your current predicament of your two remaining tuna cans... but just saying...

>>725604621

you're in college OP...
>walk into anywhere there's a bunch of fellow students
>'yo anyone got a quarter?'
>go buy ramen with your shiny new quarter

>>725604769
If this is op learn how to fucking budget. Your living situation is paid for if you are on campus and if it isn't you still should be okay living on 1000$ on the low end a month with school involved since I'm sure you are pulling in student loans or FAFSA money every semester. Stop doing fucking weed Papa John's and pbr.

>>725604889
Think you're linking the wrong guy.

For a standard minimum wage job working full time you will earn about 600-800 (based on your countries minimum wage) a paycheck

Write a love poem to me, and if I like it I will give you 10$. It can't be short or copied from something either.

>>725604960
Agreed. This guy is just being an idiot with his money.

>>725604960
Op here only make 550 lol and my history book was 100 used

>>725604994
I wish I had food

Why am I nude

Maybe if I don't eat food

I'll like the way I look nude

People would stop being rude

People are so crude

PayPal email [email protected]

>>725605155
Hahaha not a love poem

>>725605089
Heres what ya do. Every paycheck fifty bucks put aside from food. Do not touch that fucking money for anything other then bare minimum food. If you order take out or fast food, you're losing tons of money when you could buy ingredients and make meals last for days. If possible put 20 more into a savings account just incase another situation like this exists. If college books really do cost that much ask the educational system about any kind of way to lower prices, or work a payment plan out with them.

>>725605089
And? I spent 300$ on a bullshit finance book used in January. I work for my money too. No help from money and daddy. Plus i live off campus with 1000$ in basic bills every month. Rent/ electric/ wifi/ phone. If i can do it so can you.

>>725604960

non-american detected.

our minimum wage is $7.25, if you work full time (most students cant) that's $290 *before taxes, social security, FICA, etc*
takehome what, maybe $250 or less?

no, you can't live on that, but it's america, so fuck the poor, they should all just be CEOs if they don't like being poor

>>725605194
Fuck I did t see you said love my b lemme try again

>>725605232
Sorry buddy I live in the west coast.

>>725605243
Okay try again.

>>725605231
By the way that was just one book I bought five.

>>725605283

well then where'd you get the delusion federal minimum wage * 40 hours = $600-800?

>>725605286
A million stars up in the sky
one shines brighter I can't deny
A love so precious a love so true
a love that comes from me to you
The angels sing when you are near
within your arms I have nothing to fear
You always know just what to say
just talking to you makes my day
I love you honey with all of my heart
together forever and never to part.

>>725605232
And also....

>Going into college with no funds for it
>Falling for the American dream of being in debt due to college

If you want to college save up money for it before you get fucked in the ass by it, especially if you pick a shitty fucking major.

>>725605329

actually nevermind, pretty sure trump voters actually think that, and that's why they think poverty isn't a problem here

>>725602096
He can get that protein sucking dick for cash, gay for pay my friend.

>>725605329
80x7.25 is 580. When you only make that much and filed correctly on your form you dont get taxed much at all. So take home roughly 520$

>>725605353
Good enough for me!

>>725605436
Swaggy PayPal email [email protected] if you actaully send I'll make it up to you somehow

>>725605434

80 hours a week?? that's 40 hours of overtime, 11.4 hours per day, or 16 hours a day for a 5 day week

i see you didn't go to college. or high school. or middle school. or elementary school. maybe preschool, but i dunno i'd still expect more from a toddler

>>725605530
I sent it, it kind of got buggered because my currency is a lot weaker than US currency.

>>725605541
80 hours bi weekly. You can live in the united states making 1000$ a month easily. Especially with a 2000$ bonus from student loans or FAFSA twice a year.

>>725605576
Holy shit thank you

>>725605623

a) you can't live on that in most places even if you don't have school related expenses

b) the fuck do you think FAFSA is? it's an application for federal student loans, not a loan itself.
i know, Free Application for Federal Student Aid is a confusing name

>>725605763
You're welcome, I liked the poem and I am keeping it.

>>725605766

and c) the large majority of student loans and scholarships are not cash awards. they're paid directly to the school and cannot be applied to expenses besides tuition and on-campus room/board

>>725601109
when a neet decides the problems of the hard working aren't relatable and therefore stupid

I hope op kills himself so there are less roaches on this planet. Get a job, get off b and hit up craigalist to suck dicks or do daylabor gigs, sell ur blood plasma you delirious faggot

>>725600762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd5q6pB6pKg

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>>725605800
You're a good guy/gal Anon.

>>725605907
exactly. crying here doesnt help

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>>725605935
Remember eating well is good for success in school, so if you can try to avoid getting that poor again. I know what it's like to get in a bind at Uni.

>>725601314
This might be the best post I've read since I came to 4chan in '10

>>725605766
Yes you can. Don't go to school in a stupid metropolitan area with a standard of living you couldn't afford even after your degree. You know i'm talking about the pell grant/ work study/ and stafford. On top of all that is scholarships and student loans. You fucking 60k a semester psychology major.

>>725605988
>>725605935
I was not OP, but this only further demonstrates.

>>725600762
>cant even afford bumblebee tuna

I thought you college kids were supposed to be smart?

>>725600762
I fail to understand why you can't ask your neighbors for a couple packs of ramen to tide you over until Friday, unless the shoes are stolen and you're just trying to get rid of them as fast as possible.

>>725604398
>3 classes
>fucking history and highschool sophmore level algebra
>the other one is fucking exercise

Jesus you have at least half a fucking day if not more, probably more, to be working a fucking job.

Seriously go bus tables or clean toilets or sort books or lift concrete, or whatever. Are you one of those lazy cunts that just goes "but then I don't have time to socialize!"
Bitch its college. You got 3 options and only 2 choices. Socialize, get passing grades, survive.
Pick 2 and only 2 until you learn how to be an adult.

>>725606095
Oh I didn't think anyone else would praise me LOL

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I went to buy those shoes because they're my size and I like them but they're $36 +$3 shipping. Sorry dude but I'm not paying close to $40 for shoes that I might get shipped quickly.

>>725606163
Send an offer for 25

>>725606146
Actually they do in 8th grade now kek.

>>725606146
Read the thread I work full time faggot

>>725604872
this. just walk in class and ask like a boss

>>725606264
but dont make 500$ every two weeks? or do you spend all the money on olive drab nikes?

>>725606309
Omgggg read the thread I got those as a Christmas gift

>>725606354
One thing I have learned is people don't read here. You've literally answered all the questions in the first post.

>>725605155
>editor and VFX artist.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Reaactive/status/796958982447329281

>>725606309
>>725606146

Found the redditor

>>725606354
How much do you make every month? Why are you getting Christmas presents from your parents?

>>725606436
>[Return] [Catalog] [Top] 120 / 11 / 45 / 2 [
call me nigger

Quit whining. Eat ketchup sandwiches. You're a pussy. Save up for Wal-Mart shoes.

L2poorfag

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>>725606444
... Nigger

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>>725606458
*ice sandwiches

>>725604398
Don't most people learn Elementary Algebra in Elementary School?

>>725606496
Nigger with money not begging on 4chan that was willing to give op 20$ before he showed me that he only is taking 12 credits of child grade learning this semester.

>>725606400
Want me to edit something for you? Lol

>>725606573
Honestly I have no idea. They teach just plain algebra in middle school now.

>>725606585
Nigger that's a righteous fag getting high off of his own morality.

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>>725606573
actually yes but special snowflakes need to take them in college

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>>725600762
with two cans of tuna i could save the world from cancer and aids

>>725606647
can you replicate the facebook layout and write a script?

>>725606678
Your right how much money should I send op? They say the special are god gift and all if you follow that.

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>>725606784
You should buy a gun, a bullet, and send the rest of the money to OP. Then kill yourself. Pic related, just in case you can't afford a gun.

>>725600762
Find some mormons, G. Those fools have domday supplies that you can get just for listening to their shit about how amazing the great lord and saviour Johnny Cash was.

Jimmy Carter?

Jennifer Connoly?

That or a food bank at a church.

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>>725600762

>I have two cans of tuna left till friday

What's on friday?

>>725606899

That's when adults get their paychecks, underaged shit.

>>725606899
He goes fishing for tuna

>>725606853
Have guns and bullets, but what will giving a man child all my money do. Atleast suicide has a purpose.

>>725606995
It'll make it easier for him to afford a gun with bullets to kill himself with, newfag.

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>>725606960

>That's when adults get their paychecks, underaged shit

Well dipshit, where I life you get paid monthly, not on a two weeks basis, like amerifucks who can't be trusted with that much money, because they'd spent it on Oxi.

>>725607034
But Anon he works full time. He even gets Christmas presents. I think he can afford suicide. His books cost 100$ twice a year.

>>725600762
Go to your local food bank and get free food.

>>725607074

Sounds like welfare.

>>725607152
Blah blah excuse excuse. Get the fuck off your high horse already.

>>725600762
You voted for Bernie, didn't you?

>>725607227
Go blah blah smegma. I don't own horses but I wouldn't mind riding op. For 20$ of course

>>725606960
You're retarded if you think everyone gets paid on Fridays

>>725607334
Well if he has time in-between all of his demanding school work.

>>725607322
WE NEED TO KNOW THIS

>>725607342
In my country we're paid on the 15th and the end of every month.

>>725607407
same in Germany. either on 1st or 15th

>>725607407
Communist

>>725607400
I'll do anything for 20

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>>725600762

>Sounds like welfare

Ever tried working as a Cash Master?

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Cash_Master

>>725607406
Nah I didn't I voted trump for keys in Washington state so I threw away my vote

>>725607494
How's the butthole?

>>725607448
Oh cool, I didn't know that Germany was the same.

>>725607452

Hahaha Thankfully no... I hope. They do build a lot of "commie shoe box" apartments here.

>stole the shoes from store
or
>duplicate shoes
>couldn't sell it on eBay
>now trying to makeup make stories on 4chan

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none of you have any idea what poverty looks like

>>725608094
Looks pretty tasty tbh.

>>725608094
thats more than i have eaten today and its 3 pm

>>725608094
try oatmeal with water nigger. having mean is still upper class

>>725608619
*meat

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>>725608094
Not me

>>725608694
Is that what US currency looks like? God that looks awful.

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>>725608694
looks like monopoly money.
pic related how real money should look like

>>725608843
orangey like the pres

>>725608881
I earned it, however, I was not consulted on it's design

>>725605800
so am i. Thanks for buying out for, anon.

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>>725608094

>>725609323
No problem, I have extra money around and felt like giving if he actually went through with the poem. It's been ages since I have seen one.

>>725609837
Cheers mates

>>725609837
>extra money
u need to reevaluate your mindset. most millionaires nowadays are broke. think about it

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>>725609837
I wrote one too, just cos I like how you helped OP

The one who does not give is the one who is lost
For in the end, it's never about the cost
Its about the warmth, the lending of an ear
Give to those down, get them in the clear
A coin, a snack, two minds recognise
An act of compassion, saves your from total demise

>>725610223
how can they be millionaires if theyre broke?

>>725610347
Thanks! I will save yours too.

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>>725610465
It's all yours my anonymous friend

>>725610376
by saving so much that you cant afford anything. this is being boke on purpose

>>725602096
He's definitely not considering you need a lot more then 50g and if being fit makes you a retard then you obviously are a fatass..

>>725603535
>>725603872

Light tuna has negligible mercury levels. It's also the cheapest tuna.

Eggs are cheaper and more filling. Hit up a food bank bro

>>725600762
I've went more than a week without food more than once.

You'll survive

>>725608665
I wouldn't call that meat.

>>725600762
Dumb nigger don't spend it
As soon as you get it.

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>>725611255