freklz thread
>>725595535
I just miss him so much.
Tell him I miss him when he wakes up.
tell
me
who
you
are
He will know.
More like this.
But I am not waking him up.
He's known round these parts as Ol' Fishdog
Many have tried to catch him but he's just too slippery
I am uncatchable.
>>725595732
yes which is why you will tell him tomorrow.
I do not know what you want me to tell him.
That I miss him.
Pay attention.
Okay. I will tell Avery that "I miss him" when he wakes up.
Don't you get uppity with me young man.
Timor mortis contrubat me,
>man
>>725596031
hey, grills can be men
rin
kek
I forgot I had that name to it.
The only person I will refer to as female is Neru.
Everyone else is a guy especially if they claim otherwise.
>>725596218
what about me?
>>725596263
You are my down under Queen, another exception.
>>725596283
aww nice
why neru
>>725596352
I should sleep soon
:c
>Down under
Down under what? Down under the bridge over the river?
Because we are friends.
And she makes me laugh.
Cause Neru is too pure to be a big sweaty bloke, probably
>>725596389
Don't stay up too late
>>725596398
I come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
I'm hurt that you guys do not think of me in that light.
>>725596479
My afternoon nap messed everything up.
As a friend?
>>725596512
Aww don't be that way izzy
I'm sure you're the biggest, sweatiest bloke out there <3
>>725596522
Naps are amazing and ruin everything at the same time
im here to fuck waterdogs and huff nibi
and im all out of nibi
>>725596573
No.
>>725596562
yes I know. I only slept 3 hours last night so the nap was needed, but leaves me up too late.
>>725596562
u binch i swear to god get out
>>725596538
yeah sure
There was a crazy man who came into the cafe I work at a few weeks back. He mumbled and wore an old charger cable as a necklace. He was writing with an orange highlighter on a padded envelope. He abandoned his shit in our store and the guy I work with read what he was writing. It was literally scribbles, one or two actual letters, and crude stick figures. I told him it was probably going to be some utter nonsense, but he was sure that it was going to be some sort of profound thing that he'd learn from. He was completely wrong.
>>725596479
Some sort of war torn East African nation where they are setting women on fire and the men are pillaging everything?
>>725596633
I don't know or really care enough to know you to the point of friendship. I don't like making new friends anyway.
>>725596608
bend over, its happening
>>725596679
so mean. no chance.
>>725596573
Waterdog might be leaving soon, so you're stuck with manly Izzys and feminine Nefs
>>725596608
Man I hate it when sleep patterns get messed up. Especially when you have only just got them back to normal
>>725596633
You get out, this is my thread
>>725596646
Australia, where women glow because they're radioactive and men plunder because they think they're in mad max.
>>725596713
hate you
>>725596713
I can live with nefs, I suppose
>>725596573
I love you it when you're here
You say the funniest things
>>725596713
Men at Work and ultra homoerotic films are the only thing Australia has ever produced.
>>725596708
You have to seduce him like the rest of us. He doesn't respond well to anyone otherwise.
>>725596742
I literally made it with my mighty thread making powers
>>725596757
Damn right you will
You haven't got a choice
Just kidding, they also produced Nick Cave and The Dirty Three. For that, I'll forgive them.
>>725596805
That's not true, we also made TISM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM
But I won't forgive them for producing kangaroos. Giant hyper aggressive mice that love to fight? No thanks.
>>725596879
Is that anything like autism?
>>725596703
It is not, it never will.
>>725596713
I was on a perfectly normal sleep schedule, bed at 11 up at 8. Now it's ruined.
>>725596708
I am not mean, you are just boring to me.
>>725596941
kissu
>>725596797
being retarded is all im good for
that and dicking nef
>>725596806
I suppose I will allow you to keep me company then
on my RAPE BOAT
>>725596941
FUCK
can I at least take you out to dinner?
we can go somewhere fancy, like chuck E cheese
Why are they pronouncing sex as saycks?
>>725597017
We will go to a Pizza Hut.
>>725597006
Yes?
>>725597083
disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDQQXbkfNQQ
>>725596932
Yeah basically
>>725597017
We'll be stuck on it for 7 years like Berserk
>>725596941
Oh man, that sucks
That's good sleepin too
Currently I'm around 9pm to 5am or so
>>725597006
Did you talk to Darwin or something?
>>725597023
Awful Australian accent
>>725597120
just like Zac
>>725597101
I'm just going to keep replying to your posts until you like me. That's how you make friends right?
>>725597145
what do you mean
We look pretty sharp in these clothes (yes we do)
>>725597083
Rockys, so that we can still play bad arcade games
>>725597145
7 years of rape boat? I think I can live with that
I have never watched or read berserk but I am also very glad since ive seen all the rape monsters
even my fetishes can not handle
Also yes, apparently that link is like autism.
>>725597145
I regret clicking that link. Is that guy actually Australian or is he just putting on that accent?
>>725597165
Never mind
>>725597234
wow ok
>>725597165
That is the Desu method of making friends. It did not work for him.
>>725597145
That isn't too bad, at least you're up in the morning.
>>725597207
Dave & Busters, final offer.
>>725597234
She is simply ignorant of that particular fact.
Sometimes I think the world is going to be okay, then I remember Finland and I become sad. The only contribution Finland has made to world culture is that weird bubble chair that was popular for a couple of years in the 70s.
>>725597257
Yes but I'm much much cuter than that person.
>>725597298
I'M SO CONFUSED HELP ME
So at least Nef ain't got it as bad as Badger, what with Nef living in Australia and Badger living in Finland, the country equivalent of a tumblr feminazi SJW. God I hate Finland so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3PhWUZTsUs
>>725597210
They tried a few things over the decades. Pretty sure that was when they were messing with sound machines, so it doesn't sound like some other songs.
I just picked it because it's a little more normie friendly than their other songs, which I guess is a mistake since I was talking to you
>>725597298
I had assumed she'd asked someone
>>725597257
Yeah gotta be up early for school or D&D
>>725597319
It takes more than good looks to earn my friendship.
>>725597408
Darwin told her yesterday.
Both of those are good reasons to wake up early.
>>725597488
Lloyd..?
>>725597488
He did? The monster
>>725597403
I thought that was Sweden. I don't know much about Finland except that it may or may not exist.
>>725597526
Are you calling me a nigger?
>>725597548
Luna simply does not remember, not the brightest that one.
>>725597564
Yes.
>>725597408
Is that, like, Australian metal or something?
>>725597548
It might as well not exist. Sweden would be as bad except that Sweden has actually contributed to world culture.
>>725597594
I resent this accusation.
>>725597587
Darwin said you are "Kiss"
I don't know who "Kiss" is.
>>725597257
TSK, deal, we shall suffer through this together and grow closer because of it
>>725597017
Same.....same
Nefel more like KEKEL
>>725597640
It is not like last night was the first time we met.
>>725597661
Can we sit side by side and play the rafting game thing?
I loved that as a kid.
add not.blu on Snapchat and send him your dicks. he's a furfag so fuck him.
>>725597699
It may as well have been. I do not know who you are.
>>725597526
pic related
>>725597564
No, she's calling you SOME CHEAP REBOUND
>>725597611
Nah just a bunch of drunk cunts who made a band. They got known for parody, destruction and bizarre, long rants. They wore balaclavas so no one really knew who they were.
>>725597749
Good, lets keep it that way.
>>725597783
I should have gone there first.
Finland actually disgusts me.
>>725597783
>just a bunch of drunk cunts
Oh, so just some ordinary Australians?
okay so you ARE Lloyd.
I didn't know you didn't like me. Since when?
>>725597828
The latest conversation in that search was actually between me and you. Back when you had the "president of the harpo fan club" thing
>>725597881
Pretty much
One of their songs was called "I may be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt" which I guess is pretty damned Australian
>>725597912
He is not Lloyd. You have already said his name. He is Kiss. Not to be confused with the band, or the chocolates
>>725598015
I don't know who that is
>>725598015
So long ago.
I should go to bed
I will go to bed.
>>725598048
it's this guy >>725598057
>>725598057
okie doke
nite nite
>>725598015
The only way that could be more Australian is if every person in that band is named Bruce.
>>725598134
Yeah but who is that
I never knew anybody named kiss
>>725598134
nite darlin'
also I think she is being intentionally obtuse at this point.
>>725597699
Sure, but only if we get to play the shooty zombie game after
>>725598173
and had a song called "No Poofters"
>>725598204
He was probably around when you weren't.
Both of you vanish for periods at a time
>>725598253
Sweet dreams
>>725598268
Does Australia share a lot of slang with England?
>>725598268
must be some kind of newfag
>>725598334
We do share a fair bit. We've a bit of a rivalry with England, though it gets strained some times.
We kind of blame them for a brutal horrible war event and they hate us for accidentally spawning a cricket player that just ruined the sport for 20 straight years
>>725598337
You're both newfags
>>725598516
No, you're just a dinosaur.
>>725598516
The Emu War?
>>725598648
cause only one is true
I don't know why I even post here
None of you ever talk to me
>>725598659
Nah, Gallipoli. Plan was Aus soldiers would rush the turkish machine gun placements as a diversion while England came in from the side
But then England cancelled and forgot to tell us
>>725598730
So I'm not a dinosaur?
>>725598849
I'll tlak to you sweetheart
>>725598852
You are definitely a dinosaur.
I don't talk to most people unless I have something to say to them.
>>725598852
There were a lot of fuck ups during that war. Like, a lot a lot. Hell, that entire war was a fucking mistake on all those involved and basically stalemated into each team running into no man's land to be machine gunned over and over.
>>725599043
I know but it was like Australia's first big war. We'd only become an actual country in 1901. You have no idea how enthusiastic we were about it.
Everyone signed up just because they wanted to join in, not because they actually gave a shit about the conflict. Big Mother England asked for help and we leapt at the chance.
Bit of a rude awakening when reality slapped us in the face.
>>725598962
If I'm gonna be a dinosaur then I get to be a cool one.
>>725599241
I do not object.
>>725599277
>>725598883
Yay!
>>725598911
Hoi
>>725599411
Best image
Ever
>>725599688
Bill Watterson did really good shit sometimes
>>725599688
do you like snarfs butt, he says you'd say you dont
>>725599784
Got more?
>>725599830
Not when he puts his butt in my face and farts
His farts are deadly, and I don't wanna puke
Other then that, he never preps his rump for me to ram my pein into
>>725600228
i mean in general.
>he never preps
>he actually farts in your face
He sounds like a real shithead.
>>725599241
Yes, WWII was really our first rodeo as far as foreign wars went. We were involved during WWI, but only for a few months, we essentially broke the stalemate and brought the war to a quick resolution, besides that we were involved in small skirmishes here and there, a war with Mexico that lasted less than two years, and war with Spain that lasted a few months.
>>725599546
what would you like to talk about
>>725600228
>Not when he puts his butt in my face and farts
>His farts are deadly, and I don't wanna puke
>Other then that, he never preps his rump for me to ram my pein into
You deserve this for settling for him, retard.
nibi rub your cock on my face
Ill slap you with my dick you low self esteem, bitch.
Promies? Id be sure to thank you after~
>>725600343
I'm not a butt fan like him
But I like spanking it like drums and he tackles me
I'm not a bod person, I rather love his personality
But he does need to watch his suger! He has type 2 diabetes
>>725600994
Idk
I just can't sleep and hate staring at the boob-tube to long
Why are there so few webcomics worth reading? Back and Existential Comics are all that's left apparently. Gunshow ended, PFSC ended, Hark a Vagrant apparently is on permanent hiatus, and Oglaf is just repeating itself at this point. While I appreciate the move KC Green and Kate Beaton have made towards working in a traditional print media, it does leave those of us who have a somewhat limited access to independent comics sort of left stranded. What am I going to read now?
>>725601575
omg my life
yasss
Ill stab you with my dick like the near ending scene of A Serbian Film.
>>725597317
What the fuck are you talking about. NOKIA, a Finnish company, made huge contributions in cellular phone technology. They made cell phones part of everyday working and family culture.
>>725602077
Dont tell him that, he just wants to sit on his high horse of pretentious bullshit and feigned modesty.
>>725601633
Army injuries keep me up and its fucked with my sleep schedule
Can't play games or I'll wake Snarf
What are you up to?
>>725602326
army injuries? :o
you're a badass ~
I am just sitting adn relaxing. Got some time off work so living it up.
>>725602388
did u skullfuck ur boss or somethin?
>>725602077
Nokia is just a phone company. An American invented the cellphone, Motorolla had at least as much to do with the advancement in cellphone technology as any other company. As it stands, LG and Samsung are both Korean companies, while Android and Apple are American companies. Face it, Finland is a garbage nation that does absolutely nothing. And that ringtone that Nokia is famous for, that's a composition for guitar by a Spanish composer.
>>725602526
I pretty much ttoally fucked him over yeah. He pissed me off so I said screw it and put myself first and got some time off.
>>725602617
Dang. He mad?
FUCK FINLAND. They also sided with the fucking Nazis during WWII.
>>725602645
Nah he took it pretty well actually. Was mildly disappointing but I got my rest time so I'm alright.
Hey couldn't you ask this stuff on like steam or whateveR? lul
>>725602716
that would require opening steam
>>725602815
oh I thought you were nefel still
>>725602911
i am but i am also lazy
if you didn't want to answer in public you could have gone to steam
>>725602962
I tought I already told you this stuff anyway
>>725603023
you did not
>>725602388
Nope! Injuries from Basic training
Over worked myself and now my kness stop working and lots of pain.
I wish it didn't happen
Nice
I miss having a job
>>725603236
llol
you're a goof
having a job is nice, but mine isn't a happy job. I'm trying to get a new one.
i am sad by the lack of dicks or cubs in this thread how is my dick supposed to get hard
>>725603378
freklz doesn't get you hard?
wow what a loser
>>725603464
stop trying to pawn off my boyfriend you jerk
>>725603608
freklz is a gift for everyone
don't be a hog
>>725603683
i have the right
i have dibs
>>725603711
yeah but i have terrible kyouko pics
>>725603761
objection; relevance
>>725603797
overruled; cool magical girl freklz on a skateboard
>>725603845
>cool magical girl freklz
so... regular freklz?
>>725603902
yeah but so radical that ISIS is telling him to calm down
>>725604004
damn that's pretty rad dad
>>725604076
freklz is a pretty rad dude
>>725604160
that's why I let him take my clothes off
>>725604235
You should make him take pics in his skirt and then send them to me
>>725604465
he doesn't know where it is and I've been trying tog et him to give it to me because it's cute af
>>725604529
>he doesn't know where it is
yeah sure he doesn't
>>725604920
nah trust me I know how to get him to give me what I want
he really don't
BEDTIME NITENITE FRIENDS
>>725604990
Sleep well.
oi ammm
neck urself