>walk into your room >see this What do you do?

>>725594016
make her some eggs

Get a stick to beat the pinata someone put in my room

Triggered.

get directly below her and ask her to stand on my shoulders while i figure a way to get her down
or
wait for her to die then have a party with her corpse

Do a 360 and walk away

>>725594016
lift her so she isnt choking then figure out how to get her down.
how the fuck am i going to explain to anyone why there is a dead naked girl hanging from my roof tied up.
im not going to prison for this cunts kink

>the fuck happened to my room

>>725594558
...but then you would be walking straight towards her, idiot.

>>725594016
save her no doubt, thats probably my only chance to lose my virginity.

>>725594016
I would wait a few minutes, then fuck the corpse.
Obviously.

>>725594016
Close door. Gtfo of the house asap.

>>725594714
Newfag...

>>725594016
> Record her death
> Upload it to 4chan
> ??????
> Profit

report her for leaving the kitchen

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>>725594137
underrated

>>725594137
I'd cut her down, and tell her to make the damn eggs.

>>725594016
Rub/pinch her clit while pinching/spanking her butt ( im a sadist )

>>725595701
Also I would be swearing at her alot and humiliating her

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>living in the roof
>attic life is european
>euros are devil spawn

let her die m8

>>725594016
There is no way this day ends with my dick inside her pussy and ass.

>>725594714
Hello newfriend!!! Wellkom 2 5chin! Is aculli fun memes abut walk behind away from directing original yes no!
Haha if need halp agen iust sey and friend many 7kchin help on venture of meme hello! Nice day of last to you friend?
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>>725596000
Elso see my 3 numbers goagains
Hoho

tickle her feet, she willl suffocate faster because of the laughing

>>725594016
Ask her if she's gonna cook me some fucking dinner for once

>>725594223
savage

>>725596000
Checked and kekked

>>725596334
>simple chuckle

ask her why the fuck my books aren't alphabetized yet

>>725594016
She already did the hard part of tying her hands behind her back. First thing I'd do is boost her so she doesn't die, untie her from the beam and gag her with the rope instead, then fuck her ass and pussy and afterwards I'd tie up her legs, un gag her and talk to her and if that didn't work out after just raping her, I'd gag her again and sleep with her in bed.

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>>725595284

>>725594714
>being this new

@725596000
What's 5 chin

Wipe off everything I've touched to be safe, torch the house for the luls.

>>725596489
Nice

>>725595939
Let her die, fuck the corpse.
That was easy, wasn't it?

>>725594558
love this 360bait

Grab popcorn

Start masturbating

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>725596662
>>725594558
>>725594714
>>725596796

isn't this website great xD loads of funny stuff like that to laugh about with my "b"rothers haha XD

This is god calling, all faggots who enjoy this shit will burn in hell, forever.
No but seriously, I'd go an a shootout rampage and that's basicly what I'm about to do.

>>725594016
got anymore?

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>>725594558
really?

DIE EVERYONE, IF I COULD I'D SHOOT EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD, LEAVING A MESS, THEN AFTERWARDS I'D PUT A BULLET TO MY OWN BRAIN. FUCK THIS WORLD, WE'RE FUCKING SCREWED, FUCK THIS, I CAN'T LIVE WITH IT, IT DOESN'T WORK TO TALK IT OUT M8, IT NEVER DOES. SUICIDE INCOMING

Why isn't this light working?

>>725596597
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If help of need agen klik to on number up to black shelf no use twirly a no no.
Hoho

Pi es. No use twirly a, click number goagains

>>725597668
K

>>725594629
don't worry, as long as you don't touch her there won't be any of your fingerprints or DNA on her, right?

right?

>>725594558
>>725596796

You would turn in a circle and walk towards her retards, you need to do a 180, that means you are facing away from her when you walk away, do you understand me?

>>725598345
Summer has arrived gentlemen

>>725598184
>implying I wouldn't cum on her dead lifeless body as it hangs there.

>>725598345
but 360 degrees is turning ALL the way around

>>725594016
>Help her down and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

>>725598468
FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>725598581

the fuck is wrong with you faggot?
if you help her down you better put your weener in her!

Lay down right below her and wait for her to die and let out her last shit onto my eager face.

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I'd be shocked that my room is suddenly 5 times bigger with a mini library. I'd then ask the lady if she is hanging by choice. If by choice I'd inform her she's got the noose the wrong way round. If she was put there against her will I'd help her down I guess

>>725598415
>>725598468
hello children how did you find this website? little kids shouldnt be wandering around the internet tell daddy you were on his computer so he locks it next time okay? go onto youtube now like good boys

>>725598581
underrated

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>>725598822

>>725598980

It's a copypasta from a similar thread

>>725598345
>turn 360
>achieve 100% of turning
>must be walking in the opposite direction
If you only turned 180 you'd be walking sideways.
learn2percentagenewfag

Get her down, fuck her, hang back up. Go away.

>>725599263
I'm onto you.

Ask where the fuck my dog is. There are plants in the room and none of them have been eaten by him.

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>>725594016
Why has my spiderman poster dissapeard? what the FUCK

>>725594137
If she didn't want to talk, I'd make her eat the whole bowl of eggs.

>>725594016
>help her down and carry her disoriented body to my bedroom
>let her sleep in my bed and I sleep on the sofa
>deal with her freak out in the morning
>ask if she's OK
>"you don't have to tell me anything, but you do have to eat this." As I hand her a bowl of eggs
>ask if she needs a ride home.
>tell her to take care.