Secrets thread. Let's hear your deepest darkest secrets, /b/.

>>725593942
my moms fonger tried to friend me in the back of my car

>>725593982
Me too. Small world.

>>725593942
my cars friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom

>>725594149
it's a fucking epidemic anon, more needs to be done to stop it

ive fucked more trannys than women through backpage

I found my moms dildo when i was 12 and stuck it in my pooper

>>725594292
ian?

>>725593942
I'm 18 and have fucked 56 guys. Oldest was 62.

>>725594173
Kek

I votes for trump

i don't remember my first (and only) kiss but boy do i wish i could. not a deep secret sorry

i've cheated on my military husband hundreds of times

I watched seepee since I was 12. now 31.

>>725594429
average american female

I raped a girl who was passed out on a combination of drugs once.

I actually liked the assassins creed movie

>>725594627
you should probably kill yourself

>>725594682
kek

>4th grade
>walking home from school with roller back pack
>crazy bitch from school starts chasing me and my friend
>turn around, slam down roller backpack in front of her
>falls, breaks arm
>ofuk.png
>she freaks out, random asian lady runs across the street, says she's a nurse
>her parents show up
>memory kinda hazy, think I just walked home
>they tried to make my parents pay
>got away with it

>>725594429
Can you tell stories of your experiences.

>>725594627
good morning georgia

my step sister and i used to play ps2 in my room till late.
when it got late we used to just watch tv and id get in bed naked and just say its how i slept.
she sometimes got under the covers with me and we spooned.

more did happen too

I play xbox games strictly for the achievement points

>>725594724
i will

>>725594745
good morning~

>>725594627
Fucking Jodies

>>725594792
should've fucked her, is she hot now?

>>725594792
Elaborate on the story, spooning? What else happen?

>>725593942
I still play wii ... tennis and bowling are fucking awesome

>>725594821
decided to camwhore for us like a good little slut yet?

>>725594988
i've done some stuff on kik yeah :p

When I was 11 and my sister was 13 I would have to share a bed with her when my cousins stayed over and i would take the opportunity to feel her up while she was sleeping

>>725594896
I fucked her when she turned 18
but she gave me the succ when she was 14

>>725595041
how have I missed out on this??

>>725594900
id have my thribbing dick pressed against her and she would grab it.
i used to feel her up until she allowed me to just pull her clothes off.
she sucked my dick before i kissed her on the lips for the first time.

>>725595062
Eh....you're sick but not the sickest.

Experimentation like that is closed to normal than you'd think.

I want my dad to fuck me. I masturbate to his face while i watch porn.

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I like big tits.

>>725595194
when we would hang out in the lounge in evening she would grab the blanket and rub my dick with her feet.
she also came in a couple times in the night and i have woken up to her just licking my dick

>>725595355
hell yeah motherfucker

>>725595355
I like flat chested girl shorter then me ( im 6.1 )

>>725595362
Now we want to see your sister photos

>>725595414

The cow print in the background kills me.

>>725595429
Me too but im only 4.4 :^)

>>725593942
Fucked my older sister when we were kids, 12 and 13 (stopped after about a year). Experimentation that went too far basically and we didn't really know what we were doing at the time - it just "felt good". Came inside her a at least a few dozen times.

Really disgusting. We have agreed never to talk about it obviously.

>>725595736
post her pics

>>725595736
Nice.

I honestly never thought I would share this, but it's been weighing down on me so much lately that I'm going to share my story about me and my sis in an effort to finally feel better about myself.

Growing up, I've always had a thing for my sister. Our parents didn't have a whole lot of money, so we shared a bed. Completely normal for my sister, and it was for me as well, but around the pre-pubescent age of 10 I started getting very excited for bed time because it meant I got to spoon with my sister. Every night, I'd I'd wait for her to fall asleep and I would pull off my pajamas and ever so slightly put my dick against her ass. I did this for a number of years, but it didn't stop there. as I approached the age of puberty, I started getting more mischievous. I would fondle her ass as we slept, I'd very lightly put my lips against hers in bed and lick her tender lips. I used to stick my tongue and move it around inside her mouth too, but that got to be too dangerous because I nearly got caught a couple times. Eventually, I got brave enough and would ever so slightly pull at the fabric that was hiding her succulent ass cheeks. Feeling the warmth of her supple ass on my hands was and still is to this day one of the greatest sensations I've ever felt. I'd stick my face right up to her ass, give her a few long and wet licks on her booty cheeks, and then I'd grope her tits. They were only just coming in, but they were oh so firm and delicate. Once I had reached my limit, I'd explode my load all over her ass, pull her booty shorts back up and call it a night. I was having the time of my life. My sister was oblivious to me using her as my little cum rag, but simply groping my sister did not satiate my hunger for her. My lust grew stronger each day, but please do not let this incestuous tale of debauchery distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

One guy fucks my ass I told him to stop because I have to poop. He didn't stops andfuck me more and more I shits on him he gives me to cock to blow an clean.

>>725595994
GOD DAMNIT.

>>725596134
thats fucking disgusting faggot

>>725596226
I no

>>725596134
Always shit before anal. Drink coffee etc. so that you shit out everything and clean up a bit extra by spraying up some warm:ish water up our asshole.

>>725596327
I didn't want that's he fuck my ass isn't my fouled

>>725595994
You are a faggot, I bet you're actually The Rock Dwayne Johnson trying to ruin The Undertakers good name with these stories of incest. You stupid three-tutted four chinned motherfucker. Kys.

When I was 12, my friend's older brother tricked me into giving him blowjobs and eventually sex. He said, "All guys do this, they just don't talk about it."

So basically I was so fucking stupid I thought that being a fag for a guy 10 years older than me made me cool.

>>725594235
u gay nigga.

>>725595994
why anon. I was actually getting into this. WHY.

>>725596392
fuckin language are you speaking

Me and my sis used to have sex, like for real.

The part that incest literotica usually leave out is when you get caught and you both go into therapy + your parents have a mental breakdown and you have to move cities.

Can't recommend it.

>>725596482
>tricked
i assume you are the dipfuckretarded special needs type

>>725596395
Did I ruin your little fap session, anon?

I was raped when I was 15 by two men (both in jail now), and now I'm weird and awkward and anxious and worthless and suicidal yay

>>725596581
yeah the sequels are never as good are they

>>725596802
greentext

>>725596836
Definitely not.

I raped a 12 year old and a 16 year old
the 12 year old died of cancer at 14
he 16 year old is a doctor now

>>725596600
double dubs don't lie.

>>725595041
add Baunspieler on Kik

>>725596939
if I'm reading this correctly, you have a magic dick that dispenses either amazing or terrible luck?

>>725596802
100% green text

>>725597082
No one wants to add you, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Schooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie.

>>725597244
haha :)

There's a 10/10 gal living across my house. I'm a burn victim. And I'm growing seriously obsessed with her. I don't want to, but I can't help it. I've met her on the street a few times but I don't even have the courage to talk to her, so I keep stalking her either through the window or on facebook. I've even memorized her daily schedule. I don't want to be a creep but somehow I can't control this feeling either. Help.

Go for it girl. You can beat the high score.

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i am the guy that started the atheists threads.

>>725596871
>>725597110
I already have a couple of times, people called me Anx here. I can rewrite it if you haven't heard it yet

I support the alt-right (I live in one of the most liberal areas of the world and everyone around me thinks I'm very liberal).

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>>725597373
>they call me Anx

I pushed a girl down the stairs because she was dating the guy I liked. She broke her leg, and had to quit dance.

>>725597373
oh hey anx
already fapped to your rape story, so I'm ok

feeling any better today?

>>725597373
go for it

Did heaps of gay stuff when I was kid.

I'm a total sissy faggot.

>>725597447
I don't know, I didn't pick the name :x

>>725597477
That's... great to hear, stranger!

Contemplating trying to reconnect with my ex to fuck her.

>>725597589
never a good idea

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>>725597539
>I don't know, I didn't pick the name :x

>>725597539
>That's... great to hear,
ikr but you didn't answer my question

>>725597613

Especially if you have a girlfriend, eh?

My ex was a crazy cunt, but the sex was pretty okay. I got to creampie her every time.

couple times went alone to sex clubs when i was 19-22 let strangers all of them at least twice my age do all kinda kinky stuff to me stoped doing it when 3 guys 50+ basically raped me for 2 hours in a dungeon room

>>725594724
nigger

>>725597664
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

>>725597624
I'm numb on meds right now, you?

>>725597664
greentext

>>725597664
Theres got to be a story here

>>725597664
I need this in my life

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getting blowjobs from my 14 yo daughter
im 44

i shoved my baby sister's binkie in my asshole, and she used it

>>725597831
pretty tired, otherwise fine

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>>725597935
>>725597935

>>725597958
Top kek

I was into traps before it was cool

>>725598180
Hunting has always been a rather popular sport though, anon.

>>725593942

21/13 no 14.

>>725593942
Getthelube.com

>>725597477
Got story??

>>725597329
new johhny depp movie incoming

>when was 16 was on the beach with parents
>decided to take a stroll along the seafront walked for about half an hour or so
>end up on a nude beach
>dunes were partially covered in that sharp, razor-leaved dune grass
>saw a gaggle of people looking at something
>went there and it was a guy on his back and a woman riding him
>stayed there and watched
>there was only men around me all jerking off
>went home and mastrubated like crazy
>was super horny for months
>star using big shampoo bottle to mastrubated imagining how i was at the woman place and everyone fucked me

>>725593942
I shower with my two nieces whenever I am babysitting them. Nothing sexual of course, but we've been showering together for a few years.

When I was 11, I slept over a friend's house following his 13th birthday party. We are white male and we met at the church and Boy Scouts bla bla.

My memory is hazy since I'm an oldfag what happened.

We jacked each other off with dick sword fighting, anal penetration and dick sucking. Never came, we didn't know what we were doing, just horny.

I'm straight as an arrow, but I felt guilty for being a fag when young.

Though, I love watching hot lesbian porn. I want to marry a hot bisexual nymhopmaniac.

>>725599073
>We jacked each other off with dick sword fighting
>I'm straight as an arrow, but I felt guilty for being a fag when young.
>Though, I love watching hot lesbian porn. I want to marry a hot bisexual nymhopmaniac.

this is why i've been on /b/ for this long

I lie on every single of these threads.

And I think I might be either bi or asexual.

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>>725593942

>>725599136

What happened thereafter is that we never spoke of it and shortly I moved. We never saw each other again.

My true homosexual love is the late James Dean. Still have a crush on him ever since I saw him on Rebel without a Cause VHS loaned out by English teacher in 1994.

>>725599165
I love you anon

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>>725599061

im close to finding you shower fag.

>>725593942
I turned 360

I didnt walk away

I am now on the run

>>725593942
used to be much more of an asshole. I had a hot but stupid fuckbuddy, and used her without mercy. I introduced her to anal, almost tore her it was painful and i got annoyed because she didnt want to keep fucking. I made her continue (vaginal) and she came. She is super into anal now, and is pining for dp but we dont live in same city anymore. I made her walk on all fours and beg to suck my dick, made her walk around in short dresses with no panties. Worst I think was that I made her walk down the street and piss her pants, then walk dripping piss because I didn't tell her that my house was just around the corner. I don't feel bad about that, I feel bad that I don't feel bad

>>725599165
But I like these threads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuUYwPktBTQ

>>725596939
>get raped and die of cancer
What a shit life

I fap on omegle for pre teens

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>>725599223
Nice try but I'm behind seven pairs of panties.

I spy on my neighbor when he showers with his two nieces.

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>>725594433
> Fucken unchecked dub dubs

>>725599289
But do they fap for you?

>>725597373
Write it again

>>725597664

Sounds similar to the sick -- shit, piss and enema galore -- German pornography filmed at that infamous underground nightclub in Berlin.

>>725598407
Underrated

>>725597329

I once had an acquaintance who is a burn victim, who was a friend of the late MJ. He told me he was depressed and isolated because of appearance.

I advise fuck what people think, and get /fit/ with a big cock to boost confidence. Wear the wrestler's mask if necessary to make love when she agrees. Read up on Zyzz.

how do I post green text on facebook

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>>725593942
I slept with my roommate's gf for two years behind his back. I started moving in on her because I was mad at him but I kept slamming her long after I forgave him (she is great in bed) and can keep her mouth shut.

He moved out half a year after they broke up, she took his spot lol. He found out we were fucking after the move-out and tried to get her back just to spite me. Didn't work, she is mine to this day. It may be shitty but the thrill of taking another man's woman is pure primal satisfaction.

Knowing you are the one she wants more feels good man

>>725599289
Every preteen I've seen on omegle has been a boy so you're pretty fucking gay mate.

>>725599517
Asking the real questions.

>Be me
>21
>No sex since birth
>Go to local brothel
>Many women to choose from
>Choose beuatiful 6/10
>Was so embarrassed my penis was microscopic
>She layed me down and said relax
>Took my pants off
>She started engaging felatio
>Up down up down on soft dick
>Starts to get harder
>She slowly whispers something.
>I couldnt hear what she said so i said ok
>She gurgled something again with my dick in her mouth
>I said "what are you saying whore"
>She said "You do know this is a paid service"
>I said what do you want from me
>She said "i need about tree-fiddy"
> Well it was about this time I noticed that this girl was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!
>I said, "Dammit, monster, you quit bugging me, now. I work for my money I don't just give money away!"

>>725593942
My ex had a scare today, her phone autosynced her pics to google drive. We had been sending eachother nudes recently, she deleted all of mine off it. I checked to be safe. I don't even have it set up. and for her piece of mind i cleared everything off my phone (and by extension my computer) I have them all on a flash drive, and while I told her before that thats what I do with them, I think shes under the impression that I deleted them entirely. I have no intention of telling her that that is the case. I'm not gonna be an asshole, but im not letting these pics go.

>>725599230
the pissing in the pants part was hot

... i really wanted to do anal with my boyfriend but he never wanted to, i offered so many times, but he always said no, so after a while i went to his best friend and asked if he knew why he hated the idea so much since he knew him longer. after a bit he joked that he'd love to sacrifice himself for the cause, i just laughed it off. a bit further into the convo he just got behind me and bent me over. i said no at first, but he didn't care, he moved up my skirt and just used me, he fucked my butt. it didn't matter what i wanted... it was so different from how my bf treats me i just... let him. my mind went blank, and since then, yeah...

>>725600181
Tits or GTFO

>>725600181
>since then yeah
Since then what?

>>725600291
yeah, learn to read fuck stick

>>725599986
I thought so too though it was a bit problematic to get her into my parents house without anybody noticing the smell or seeing the stains. We did it and she let me fuck her next day as a reward lol. She also invited me to a threesome much later, but she was such a whore that I didn't want to risk catching anything so said no. Shame

>>725600181
You're a fucking slut. Show us ya cunt you slut

>>725600337
I want to know what she means by "since then" I wasn't asking what word came next, niggerfaggot

>>725600181
You again. GET OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR SHITTY BAIT.

>>725600181
Your a 13 yearold boy
In your parents basement
Typing fake stories
To autistic fucks who wank over it

I peeped on my cousin the other day while she was taking a shower and she was masterbaiting while saying my name. I don't know how to go about taking the next step.

>>725599517
Some do yes

>>725600181
>>725600481
Samefag

>>725600490
Congrats. Jealous.

>>725599805
Your just not doing it right

>>725600181
Come on, at least put some effort to make this a little bit believable.

>>725600291
it's happened again multiple times after that, i always feel guilty about it and try to avoid him but it doesn't always work

>>725600525
Wrong

I fingered my cat once

>>725600602
Prove it you autistic fuck

>>725600602
>>725600638
samefag

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>>725599561
nothing like this lol but i agree to be tied they put something in my mouth and used some big dildos and almost fisted me

>>725600783
That prove a whole lot doesnt it

>>725600181
>>725600481
>>725600602
>>725600783
Samefag
Prove it, screenshot this faggot

>>725600839
Yep if it was orange it would be me

>>725593942
I fingered my wifes anus whilst she was asleep..she likes it though.

>>725600181
fuck i wish my mate had a gf like you.

>>725600481
Walk in on her and say you hurd her call for you then get in aand fuck her

>>725601026
Yea hit that

>>725599800
something liek this happen to me
tho we where all 16 and fried gf was 15 my parents where out for the weekend i invited them to sleep over weed lmao beers friend went to bed and end up fucking her we continue fucking behind his back for 4 months they break up and i continue to fuck her few more moths and then i start dating some girl and told her we are done fucking
no one knew also probably best fuck of my life she was doing everything i ask for first girl i ever pissed on then fucking her hard the power trip is fucking amazing

>>725599800
she is cute but look like a slut i wont be surprised if she fuck someone else on the side anon no offense but dont invest much in her

>>725600901
n dis is why i keep coming back to this shit site. Watch you fight over who said what
Probably samefag fighting against himself

>>725601139
What the fuck is wrong with the way you're typing?

I have been in over 100 porno starting at 10 years old.

>>725601139
you can't seriously talk this way

>>725594429
This poster is most likely male.

I've licked a female friend's pussy while she was passed out drunk. She moved her legs and I freaked out and left.

>>725601321
kek wtf

>>725599800
Idk why, im usually playing your role in these kind of stories but i get the urge to harm you

Im gonna think more about this. I hope you'll get tortured to death tho

>>725593942
I use to shoot niggers in the ghetto at night.
They were always blamed on random gang violence.
I regret nothing.

When I was 15 I whent over to a girls house that I was interested in and her mom cept hitting on me so I came back when I know just the mom was home and we fucked till ee hurd the front door open

>be me, maybe 8 or 9
>get new cat
>put new cat in the freezer because fuck it why not
>must have got oxygen deprived or something because it came out retarded
>everyone just thinks new cat is weird for the rest of its sorry retarded life
>nobody knows I literally made new cat retarded

>>725600181
does he cum inside you ?

>>725601524
I feel bad for laughing at this. you're fuckin awful

Wen i was 17 i meet a girl who was 27 she was like hotest girl i eva seen she was freids wit my sister n i playd my game rite she sleep over won nite and i snuk in the oda room n cuddled her she turnd ova n startd toching my dik she gave me a blowey n i cam on her titts my sista neva new and it hapnd like everytim she stayd ova

>>725601249

It's Gen Z Internet talk. Underage B&, I'd say.

>>725601601
did she also bash your brains in at the end of it each time

>>725601249
Europe fagg

>>725601601
Stupid fucking nigger

>>725601601
jesus christ that was painful to read

>>725600527
Pick the times of day wisely. Don't just sit fapping, talk to them, ask them questions, make it sound like your interested. Ask about bfs etc if they've had sexual encounters. Then develop it from there. Works 9-10

>>725601543
yeah, he does

I tricked my sister into a hands on lesson for anatomy class

>>725601816

no you didnt.

I actually like the Rebecca Black Friday song

>went to WC during class in highschool
>shit on the ground in the female WC
>went back to class
>during break walk pass the WC
>high school girls enter and leave grossed out
>lulz and kek for days

>>725601808
I can only do that stuff in the early morning. Also, I never show my face and that tends to create mistrust.

>>725601869
Yeah same it's pretty catchy and I like listening to it after my friday shift

>>725601869
KEK!

>>725601901
Did anyone ever shit on the toilet seat and watch the resident tards get the blame or was that just me

>>725601967
same fagg here
i had a bro in my class he was also good fried outside school when me or him had to shit during school we always did something like this
and then casually walked by and keked

I've shaved my cousins pussy for her

My friends mom made money by giving "massages" after she was laid off work. I didn't know this and it was all by chance when I searched up for some serving.

She wasn't too smart by posting her real picture and address right away either. Risky yes but when does one get to actually fuck their friends mom?

Keeping the rest short: made appointment, showed up, shocked and refused me at first said its a mistake and went in a frantic panic, told her its my secret too I'm not trying to ruin my friendship with her son etc. It's just a service. OK'd.

I thought it was just a rub n tug but $80 was all it cost to fuck her which and however way I wanted to. Like I said she's not that smart either.

Now and then if she needs cash I'll give her some but only after I get more than my fill of things.

Tldr; I'm a shitty friend

>>725594627
Fuck you.

>>725602307
yes please

>>725602307
Husband found!

I think I'll probably kill myself in about a month.

shaved my sister ass regularly she gave me handjobs and let me dry hump her sometimes naked but no penetration

>>725602375
Live stream that shit nigga.

>>725602375
Don’t be so quick to throw away your life. No matter how disgraceful or embarrassing it may be, you need to keep struggling to find your way out until the very end.

>>725602442
Nah don't want to put my family through more stress that it'd already do.

>>725593942
framed a guy for pedophilia (prob didn't stick cause his gf's dad is a cop)
but did ruin his name in league city (houston - san jac area)
what he gets for cheating on her (with a younger girl), then treating her like shit

he got her pregnant too

>>725602460
I've been thinking about it for close to a decade now. I'm just about done.

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>>725601179
She is my cumdump, honestly I would be a little jealous if she wanted to stop our little live together fuck together arrangement but she is pretty attached to me now.

She got mad at me when I started seeing a girl from work, passive aggressive shit like giving me the cold shoulder ect... We agreed not to bring others that we may be fucking to the apartment, then we stopped seeing other people in favor of each other. She digs me, always has, if she slept around then I would start doing the same again.

Neither of us enjoy the label of "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" so it is unspoken relationship.
Kinda cute when I think about it actually, but yeah we are solid no slutting around in 3 going on 4 years together

emptying a water bed by siphoning with a hose out the window of an apartment. Everything is going great, and once the thing has been totally emptied, look out the window to see no water on the ground outside. Look closer and notice the person in the apartment below left their window open. The hose had curled in to someone else's apartment and the contents of an entire waterbed flooded their place.

So somewhere out there, there's a person who came home to an apartment that was completely flooded with water for no apparent reason.

I once went to walmart late at night to pick up a few things(lotion and a twix bar) and noticed this guy stocking some shelves.

I noticed his dolly has half full with some detergent products and I got an idea to crouch really low to where i was line of sight of him.

i grab the handle and slowly do a light, backwards frog hop back towards the end of the isle.

I did it so carefully and slowly then pulled it out his sight and when i was clear i sprinted 2 isles down and came back around towards him and casually strolled by.

he stopped me and told me what happened and said he was really freaked out. said hes never seen anything like it before.

I made some small talk with him and went home to jerk off and eat my twix.

I've replicated this 3 times to the same guy and on my death bed I'll jerk off.

>>725602628
You are both in denial and fucking retarded.

>>725602628

Why are you afraid to label it 3-4 years into the relationship?

>>725602746
because he know she is a slut and probably fucking other guys

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Had a cat named Max. Got him from the humane society when I was 1. He eventually only comes to me, loves me the most, didn't care for anyone else in the family, I loved that cat like he was my kid. When i was around 22 he disappeared for 3 months. One night he comes back emaciated and all fucked up. I stay out of work and he sleeps in my room for 2 weeks, being an outside cat it was extremely unlike him, but he was all jacked up from fighting something. He is finally all better and he is back on his usual routine. A couple years later he disappears again, but this time I'm worried. After a week of calling for him I give up. One night I am almost asleep or had just fallen asleep, but I felt my bed shake like it did when he jumped on It. I raised my hand up and he did the usual rubbing into it so I rubbed his head and pet him with out opening my eyes and then he hops off my bed. I go back to sleep and when I get up I ask my brother where Max i, he says he doesn't kno. I told him he must have let him in, he says he fell asleep at 8 last night. So he didn't.

I firmly believe Max had wandered off to die and came back to say bye one last time. I cried and cried for days after that. I fucking loved that cat.

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>>725601389
I would be mad too bro, no worries.

Nothing wrong with a little anger at competition, especially when they win the prize and you don't. I see it as fair play, if I can get her in my bed then why wouldn't I? She liked me more from the beginning anyway, and he was an asshole to me first which started everything.

Life isn't fair, not to sound too much like a douchbag but you gotta get good to get what you want out of life. Or someone else will

Here are some college sluts to calm you down

I once got super drunk and crashed at some girls house, i pissed the bed and realised befor she woke up so i got some water and poured it on her legs and knickers, i woke her up and said, dont be embarrassed but i think you wet the bed. And she started crying and i left. Never spoke again and i dont feel slightly at all bad that i have possibly fucked her up mentally.

>>725602996
My heart goes out anon.

I care for the animals in my life more then I ever will for people.

>>725602746
Why? It is just understood by now, we are happy and moving back to Texas this summer. Got a house for us all lined up, just the two of us.

Yeah we are together but why make it a big deal? Labels come with stereotypes, not interested in conforming to that

>>725602996
Fuck man this broke my shitty little heart. Max was a good cat.

>>725594627
this is not a secret. also... post pics of boipucci

>>725594429
know any girls with your attitude, anon?

>>725602728
maybe so... doubt it but sure maybe we are. We are also happy, and until that ends nothing else matters really.

“historical memorabilia related to General Douglas MacArthur were used by the participants in sexual acts,” according to the indictment.

>>725602797
No cucking, it goes both ways if other people entered the picture.

I had dates for awhile and so did she, but it stopped years ago

>>725597087
Underrated post

>>725602628
pic related, her fine ass outside of the hotel last July.

>>725593942
i started looking for cp when i was 14 or so. I molested the crazy son of my aunt while babysitting him while she went for chemo. I cannot kill myself. i am too poor to pull a contract on my own head. the people around me wont kill me.

>>725597339
You monster!

>>725593942
I cheat on my super hot girlfriend with slam piggies

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>>725602996
Goodbye Max. :(

>>725603655
dubs confirm
your super hot girl prolly has a shitty & selfish attitude. i don't blame you

>>725594627
>Herpes
Keeps on giving

>>725597935
green text

>>725603707
every single time was safely done ^^

>>725603738
>infidelity to someone with a militant mindset
>safely done

>>725603489
sure she did stopped

>>725594810
Oh shit.

>>725601321
Prove it

>>725594627
>i've cheated on my military husband hundreds of times
I salute you.

I have a 1400 dollar gaming pc but play 90% on my Xbox One because I'm to lazy to go upstairs.

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>>725603161
Reminds of the green apple splatters story.

Sometimes when I fart... I shit myself. It happens two to three time a year. Fucking sucks and it's embarrassing.

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>>725593942
I've swallowed a lot of Bogpills. More than I'm proud of.

>>725593982
My fingers mom once tried to car me in my friends back.

>>725604342
42 confirms

>>725597935
Maggie De Block is that you?

>>725595325
Guy or girl?

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>>725603982

>>725603806
if not she hides it well, she is home 3/4 of the time and we go out together for most of that last 1/4 she isn't home.

Call her a slut if you must, but as long as she keeps hiding it as well as you say she is what I don't know can't hurt me. That and her pussy is tight like a vice, so whoever she is seeing must have a micropenis.

Now stop being bitter and go get a girl of your own to be insecure over

when I was 5 yo my friends at the age of 7 showed me what sex is. we were having threesome gay sex, I was blowjob guy

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>>725603982
what the fuck
>i dont remember the past month after i get off work because i drink myself to death

>>725603785
lol good point

>>725594627
Kill yourself.

>>725604726
i'm going to

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>>725597339

I know she's cheating.
And I'm step 3 in a 4 step revenge plan.

When I was in high school, a 7 year old caught me bating, and we played for about a week.

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do tits stay bloated after pregnancy? Or do they deflate no matter what you do to stop it?

>>725605293
I have a kind of similar story.
>be 14
>visited grandparents
>7 year old neighbor
>Ride around on bikes
>She was wearing shorts, no undies
>Saw pussy

>>725605381
well the milk goes away after a while so no, they don't stay that way

>>725605381
Not unless you stay pregnant.

>>725605453
sure, I suppose that's a solution. good luck with that.

>>725605453
>>725605427
milk pumps and prolactin can't keep the milk flowing?

>>725605511
some porn actresses make a living off of that

>>725605288
who?

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I'm a tranny.

>>725605578
maybe, that's getting into some advanced shit i'm not familiar with

>>725605381
They deflate and it aint pretty

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>>725604601
already have

>>725605293
Greentext duh.

Ive had sex with my girlfriends sister.

We where drinking and both of them hammered. I cab handle my alcohol but they cant.

I've wanted to see my gfs sister nude for years.
So my gf had to go take a dump, which left me and her sis alone.

She had been sitting in her bathrobe all evening and i had noticed that she had a cameltoe in her panties underneath it all evening. So i mentioned it and she did not really respond to it.


I stood up, undid her bathrobe en just looked at it. So there she was, topless and in her panties with a huge cameltoe.

I told her it looked delicious and instead of putting her robe back on she slit the panties aside and asksd me how it looked now. At that point i coulnd not control myself anymore. I took my cock out of my pants, pushed her arms aside and just slit it right in. She was quite a lot tighter then her bigger sister. She where fucking for like 30 seconds. I heard my gf flush so i had to pull out.

Nothing else happened anymore, sis never mentioned it either anymore. I think she forgot

>>725605421
Cont!

I'm 30 and married with a 5 year old, wife will only do cowgirl, doggy style, missionary. I'm super bored, when I feel the need to initiate sex I get it over with as fast as possible.
She claims she can't do other stuff like blowing me cause she has trauma from being molested as a girl by her father.
Went from being able to turn off my cum valve and fuck for 2 hours nonstop, to cumming in 15 seconds to get it over with.
So bored I'm saving money to buy a 3000 dollar sex doll, tell wife I want sex doll, she said it was fine cause she cant/won't do certain things.

30, replaced sex with food and weed, got fat, saving money for a sex doll.

Aside from the bedroom, she is passive as shit and everything is great.
Don't know what to do aside from actually get a sex doll or cheat.

>>725594627
thank you for your service

>>725605421
Mine was a little different

> be 15 or 16
> friend of family visiting
> have 7yo girl
> live in the house's basement
> bating with door open and unlocked because no one ever comes down
> kid super stealths her way in
> Suddenly I hear "What are you doing with your boy parts anon"
> Hormones, horniness totally take over my brain
> keep bating and tell her "Sometimes it gets hard and sticks out of my pants, and this is the only way to make it go down again"
> she watches super interested
> ask if she wants to help, she enthusiastically does
> first time a girl touched my dick
> tell her its going to shoot some stuff soon, but don't worry, not pee, means job is done
> she keeps playing
> I am diamonds
> cum buckets
> she's surprised, little grossed out, but curious
> get scared tell her is secret

Before her family left she was grinding on my dick.

>>725605731
I could lie an make an elaborate story, but there was nothing else to it. I saw her pussy and remembered it from time to time.

>>725601914
Yea, you need to try do it after school, and before bed, think of when they will be alone I'm bedrooms. You don't always need to show full face, just be nice. I've had many many wins on omegle. Some of my best nuts have been had there.

>>725605769
Have her talk about the molestation while you fuck. Reenact it.

>>725605807
Damn, that is insane. Youngest age I've heard a story about on this site.

>>725605874
I should try that some time! Thanks!

>>725605923
> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
> Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>725605896
Not really into the idea and she probably just cry

>>725605994
My story (7 year old pussy sighting) is 100% true, but I tend to see the truth in people so, eh.

>>725605786
Thank you for your cervix, surely?

>>725605810
Yeah, I understand... thats how it always goes. You're too young and inexperienced to make it "do the thing"...

>>725606091
kek

>>725605769
Still looking for some advice here...

>>725606124
It was in front of my gparents driveway as well, so I don't see the point of trying to touch her while both families can see.

>>725606218
cheating ain't worth it. just divorce her ass

>>725594429
That's pretty fuckin gross

>>725606053
Might be surprised. Very many victims really enjoy being able to go through the situation where they know they are "safe" and in control of the situation. May unlock a lot of new stuff between you.

My wife sleeps naked. A few times when she passed out drunk I let my friends/neighbors see her and rub on her body. She has no idea

>>725606317
this is what's so great about girls getting raped. it unlocks their promiscuous and kinky potential so incredibly well!

>>725606317
She won't even really talk about it. I have no idea the extent of what happened. I just know cps took here and placed her with her grandmother who use to lock her in a kennel.

>>725606486
Oh geez. You stuck your dick in crazy.

>>725606486
Sorry, I lol'd

>>725606486
Oh and she said I'm the first guy she ever had sex with at like 20

>>725606528
but crazy feels sooooooo good, anon

>>725606425
I wouldn't say its a great thing to happen.

But yeah.... My work partner was a rape victim at the age of 13 and she is kinky as fuck.

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>>725605666
>>725605675
>>725605453
>>725605427


I have heard great things about it, and in fact pregnancy isn't required to kick things off.

Apparently breast size can grow to crazy large ratios if the tits are kept drained and some artificial chemicals that replicate the hormone prolactin and several others are introduced weekly/bi-weekly. They can be kept large without too much hassle after the breast tissue has some time too "thicken" and not get reabsorbed when the milking slows down and demand decreases.

>>725606618
of course the psychological stuff can be bad, but goddamnit the pussy increases in value so fucking much

>>725606576
Oh, I know. Boy do I know. But you don't marry it, and you especially don't have kids.

>>725595041
What's ur kik?

>>725599073
>Though, I love watching hot lesbian porn. I want to marry a hot bisexual nymhopmaniac.

Don't we all

>>725599052
pls state gender or i get confused

>>725606618
>>725606576
>>725606528
Yea figured I was pretty fucked. She is prude as shit but I believed her when she said she would try to be more open to the idea. She actually has licked my dick before, but that's about it. Really selfish lover, actually heard her say "what would I get out of it" before.
Had no idea that prude crazy was a thing.

>>725605706
her ass is too flat for my taste, but nice none the less.

Ever consider getting her to gain muscle/fat up by about 20lb's?

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>>725600181

I could fuck my 16 year old cousin any time I feel like but I don't trust her to keep it quiet, even if she did I think it would just make things awkward

she's hot tho

>>725605706
moar

>>725605994
>> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>> Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


yeap.

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>>725602996
So many feels

>>725594699
KILL YOURSELF

the first person i ever had sex with was my father.

didnt really want to do it but after a while it felt good...so...

>>725607355
of course it felt good. a good father would never lead you astray

>>725605769
Get a hooker once a month. Its what i do.

>>725607512
>paying for sex
>ever

>>725594292
i keked

>>725607582
Paying for it one way or another. Hourly, dinners, or roofies. All have a price tag

>>725594732
Mission passed
+ Respect

>>725597669
Thanks for the compliment.

>>725607677
He's right. I bought a house with her, she had no credit so her name isn't even on the loan. Pretty sure she could take half the house and I'd still be on the hook for the entire bill.

>>725607871
Thats not how it works. Lawfag here

>>725607871
She show chill about everything besides sex I wouldn't want to leave, could show her this thread of me bitching and it be fine. We never fight, I just want my dick sucked, or to go down on her, or anal, or something once in a while. My talents of pussy eating as being wasted

>>725608004
Not a lawyer here, so I got no idea.