5mins of Anything About New Zealand

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bloody cold in wellington tonight innit lads amirite.

fuckin beer and rudgy cunts. yea nah yea nah yea nah.

>>725593500
The level of education is shocking. People talk too much about rugby, I enjoy sports but Kiwis take it too far to the point of sounding boring. There is a disturbing level of child abuse and drug abuse is out of control. Being violent and angry is not only OK in NZ but it's also encouraged and considered a masculine thing to do.

>>725593639
Agreed

>>725593639
We invented Rugby.
Children hurt themselves every day.
Nice post from the UK there...

>fush'n'chups

>>725593639
You sound like a right cunt

>>725593639
Actually to be fair, I do agree with you.
Child abuse is from a certain demographic...
Every word that ends in S has an apostrophe.
There / their / they're seem to be interchangeable.
National shame... if anybody noticed.

>>725593613
Yeah nah bro, you're mashing up UK and NZ there.
John Key has never looked so good though.

>>725593639
> disturbing level of child abuse
> drug abuse

Who gives a fuck. Its actually a tiny amount and only occurs amongst niggers. You sound like an sjw pussy.

> ahhhh rugby triggers me. I am a huge honky faggot. Go back to england.

t. Ngati Whakaue

I moved away 9 years ago. Best thing I ever did

>>725594019
From where, home?

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>>725593500

>>725594077
Nz

>>725594019
Where did you move to?

>>725593500
largest city in NZ now has to boil their water because it rained a bit and fucked up their water supply

a river was just given human rights because the gubmint sucks native cock all day

the prime minister quit and his replacement just raised the age cap for the pension and will start taxing pensioner earnings which basically fucks everyone except the tax collector

a protest just took place outside the government buildings, hundreds of high-schoolers demonstrating against 'rape-culture' in schools.
the government is now committing to compulsory classes on consent in schools

new zealand folks

>>725594193
how specific

>>725593639
I live in a gated community. I dont have to put up with any of that bullshit

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Why so serious

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>>725594236

I would honestly only class New Zealand as a developing country. No way is this the first world.

>>725594236
yeah the north island is pretty cucked

>>725593756
>We invented Rugby

Really hope you're trolling...

>>725593639

You guys won't like reading this because every kiwi too stupid and useless to leave refuses to acknowledge this. There's threads on forums by people from all over the world about how utterly shit NZ is once you scratch the surface. It really is a paradise that hides some of the worst people on earth.

>>725594357
The truth. Note I said nothing bad about the landscape, it's stunning.

>>725594108
Fuck off

>>725594444
checked

>>725594340
dont need to tell me about it m8, i already have 10kg in bullion, months worth of food and water and a shed packed full of wood
i'll be fucking laughing when the snow starts falling and all the food supply routes get cut off.. all the fucking maoris will wish they didnt spend all their dole bucks on fags and tui

>>725594357
Good call brother!
The Rugby thing was a sarcastic call on my part, glad you picked up on it.
I'm from the south, we hide all the worst up north. My car is on the street with the keys in the ignition, and I cbf getting them out.

>>725594357
there's threads on forums by people from all over the world about how utterly shit every country is once you scratch the surface, whats your point?

>>725594297

You people are some of the shittest cunts in the whole country. Cashed up bogan trash.

>>725594619
left my garage open for the last 3 weeks in invercargill. Wouldnt do it if I were in glengarry but thats a different story

>>725594619
In the middle of the night someone's going to knock.on your door to give your car keys back, and you'll deserve it

>>725594626
OP again....
NZ is pretty shit in many ways.
BUT!
The 5min is up, I'm surprised we got this far tbh.
On the whole, it's not a bad place.
If you visit, don't go North - "crime" happens there.
South? Sweet as.

Thumbs up GlenGazza.

>>725594736
living in a gated community =/= bogan you pillock

>>725594751
there is one suburb in every city where youre shit just gets stolen constantly

the suburb where all the maoris live
clues are: maori suburb name and house prices are suspiciously cheap

>>725594626
I think the point is, it seems it's only the Kiwis who are too arrogant to accept the faults and how shit the people in this country are. Every other people from around the world seem to know what their faults are and hold their hands up to them, it's only the Kiwis with their overly proud culture. I blame it on the fact you live and grow up on an island with no culture, so you have to get used to only Kiwi company. It's like having yes men around you all your life.

>>725594751
You sure you're not in Scotland?

>>725594751
You mean Glenmarri?

>>725594626

Not every country (Ameripoor aside) can't shut the fuck up about how amazing it is to anyone who bothers to listen in the way kiwis do. It's all part of tje stupid number 8 wire godzone bullshit we all get fed from birth that keeps us from addressing how utterly fucked it is and how the rich exploit everyone horridly and have sold the country out from under us.

>>725594811
THE FUCKERS WILL WAKE ME UP JUST TO GIVE MY KEYS BACK? WHERE ARE THEY FROM, OTARA????

>>725594857
fuckin pretty much lmao

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>Christchurch

Sup cunts.

Got my old work car and entered it into the big easter derby at waikaraka park. Gunna be bogan as all hell.

>>725594840
Or maybe you're a whinging faggot

>>725594819

Shut the fuck up, you white trash piece of shit.

>>725594991
spot the hori

>>725594840
Agreed, but we don't call them that.
We call them "Yeah Bro's".
You want to go fishing? Yeah bro.
You want a beer? Yeah bro. (chur bro)
You want a bowl bro? Yeah bro.

>>725594902
What's your address btw?

>>725594970

t. typical kiwi mouth breather from somewhere shit like Hamilton who never make more that $20/hr his entire life.

>>725593639
>People talk too much about rugby, I enjoy sports but Kiwis take it too far to the point of sounding boring.

I find that most people don't discuss Rugby socially, it's only a small minority of Rugby heads that do that.

>>725594813
who would want to live in the middle of fucking nowhere.. cos lets face it, there is nothing on the south island
dunedin? run down student shit hole
christchurch? how are people still living there, do you like getting your shit bulldozed by earthquakes

>>725594970
I bet if your friends heard you say that you would all high five.

>>725595042

Spot the double digit IQ bogan scum

Does your dad own a scrap metal yard or a cleaning company, you white trash cunt?

>>725594840
child poverty, housing crisis, rising pension age, family violence, binge drinking, there are tons of issues, but there are issues with every country.

>>725593500
Getthelube.com

>>725594958
I heard its good luck to not wear a seat belt in that

>>725595054
"I was on the internet the other night and a few people were saying people in NZ are stupid. They are wrong aren't they bro"?

Yeah bro...churr bro....bro...churrr.....yeah bro....yeah nah yeah nah.

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>>725594915
>Pahiatua

>>725595092
>who would want to live in the middle of fucking nowhere

Rich people who can afford to travel anywhere and like isolation and majestic scenery . Have you actually seen the south island, mate?

I'd build my dream house there in a heartbeat if I had the money.

>>725595158
Every other country is painted as a paradise on earth. The people of NZ really thing this heaven on earth and people are lucky to move here.

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>>725595154
yup, and your mother sells tin cans to it to feed you white rice cos your dad left you and nobody wants to pay to fuck her mangled corpse of a nigger pussy

>>725595214
You might have missed my less than subtle take on yes-men.

>>725595072
Jokes on you, I make $21.30 an hour

>>725595100
Yeah, because were not fags

>>725594218
Cuntstralia

>>725595316
>We're.

There goes that education system I was talking about.

>>725594958
Mean as, do a mint skid bro!

>>725595267
I dont know one person who thinks that New Zealand is flawless, infact I dont know own person who thinks ANY country is flawless.

>>725595267

No they're not. Except the ones that actually are.

People aren't lucky to move to a overpriced shit hole where violence is a national sport, power costs a small fortune, houses are uninsulated, poorly built, and horrendously overpriced. Food costs are ridiculous, so is petrol. Your so-called skilled visa is a lie because NZ conveniently forgets to tell you none of your far better than NZ standards qualifications and experience are worthless, so you join the ranks of phds and engineers doing menial work.

NZ is fucked. Try leaving one day.

>>725595270

You seem upset and mad. Truth hurts, doesn't it, you tacky bogan cunt. I bet you live on the North Shore.

>>725595510
Fuck man, i'm not from NZ I just have lived here for about 4 years. I'm leaving to go back to civilization in about 3 months.

>>725595510
I actually meant to say, NZ is painted as paradise on earth on my other post.

>>725595563
nope, too close to South Auckland and I wouldn't want to smell it. I live in Invercargill, as far away from Maoris as possible where I can actually breathe through my nose without being stung by the smell of cigarette smoke and poor sanitation

>>725594597
>i have 10kg in bullion
how the fuck is that going to help you in apocalyptic conditions you complete retard?

>>725595300
I was sorting of adding to your joke, so we could laugh together. I love you.

>>725593500
Shithole, lord of rings, everyone is going to be asian in 10 years, all white are on meth, also their first tank wad a tractor.

>>725595864
sorry, too subtle - I'm a few Speights deep.
Had to re- spell that a few times, should have let it go uncorrected ha ha

>>725595883
LOTR is our shame.
And our new main income from nerd tourism.

>>725596036
name one thing that NZ is good at besides LOTR, Lorde or the art of cuckoldry?

>>725595968
Carlsberg elephants over here, blow your head off shit. Enjoy your night.

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Auckland

>>725595780
Haven't you seen that sign on Tay St, saying how SIT loves diversity?
This isn't going to be a white refuge for much longer

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SIEG FUCK MIGHTY MONGREL MOB KAWERAU DOG SOLDIER SIEG FUCKN HEIL

>>725596111
All those things suck.
1 good thing is there's very few Americans or Frenchmen

>>725594339
Who's this

>>725596287
as long as diversity doesnt mean pacific islander or abbo then i really dont care

Rotorua here.

Who just felt that earthquake?

>>725596820
nah that was just yo mama getting out of bed to take a shit

>>725596358
I have also never met a mexican so there is that