New mystery box thread 3.0.
Half hour left.
Fuck
>>725588116
REEEEEEEEEE
it doesn't exist
>>725588116
will admit OP has nice writing ngl
Godspeed our chambers friend is on the way 2 mins out
Hoping for wins from chambers anona
>>725588116
mlg writing, just kidding you faggot
>>725588116
hey what's up guys my name jeff
>>725588116
Someone get the damn box
>>725588293
Thank fuck.
OP here with box finder just saying search is over found what I was after
>>725588116
Listen here you fucc boi if there isn't cp in this box you're gonna get raped
>>725588367
Fuck off thats not it
Someone please screencap all this.
Bunp
so someone was asking about Deeper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN6lfthWfZXIHcBmrwBPylQ/videos
we need to find this box guys
>>725588367
can you atleast put one with a better angle????
Who expects this thing is gonna go full All Capone's vaults on us
Keep your hopes up boys we must get the box before /pol/
someone be our hero
>>725588116
We have to get this box, /pol/ pulled their autistic triangulation shit off, while we can't even have a good fappening thread or collect a fucking box WITH coordinates
>>725588399
>>725588354
Official Pyrocynical replier, had the rare images
>>725588091
>>725588381
>>725588116
What's on counter OP?
>>725588441
NO. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
/pol/ here 40 minutes out maybe 30
Newfag here... how the fuck has none got the box yet?
>>725588399
helloooo Reddit!
>inb4 it's a harddrive full of cp
>>725588500
Post to /b/ if you find it please
>>725588500
/h/ reporting in, been here since OP posted original thread
>>725588500
Fuck off fag it's ours
>>725588485
What?
Current thread archives
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/725578765
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/725584660
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/725588116
Box is 10 minutes by foot from my house but I'm not getting stabbed by some aspie faggot from 4chan.
>>725588509
I don't fuckin know man, if I were in the area I'd be out the door in a heartbeat and I don't even have a goddamn car. I thought we were better than this.
/vp/ here, stoked to see some action every once in a while
>>725588571
same
>>725588441
REPORT DONT LET THE DREAM DIE
If you don't reply to this post you're gonna shit your pants tonight
>>725588620
Oh it's not pizza? Nvm
>>725588630
Cunt
>>725588654
been here since the god tier pepe thread died, anyone else?
>>725588636
> I thought we were better than this.
/pol/ is better at this sort of stuff than we are
>>725588675
No you black
>>725588571
/pol is bad enough butt fucking /H though. The fuck?
>>725588630
No ones gonna stab you faggot
>>725588675
No I'm not one of those filthy animals
>>725588630
go to reddit then if you're that afraid of the user base. Or get a gun faggot
I wanna see this thing opened
/vp/ here as well
>>725588630
why not just go in car and go and get by the box open your door and grab the box and drive off.
>>725588630
YOU WONT GET STABBED, GO GET THE FUCKING THING ITS FREE LOOT
Just got home with the box.. Looks like there's a cat in this box.
>>725588779
Fuck you banana guy
/g/entooman here, what's happening?
>>725588779
Fake and gay
Show the top
>>725588779
Nice
>>725588779
Your that fucking lying faggot from before
>>725588779
post pics of the lid with timestamp
>>725588779
Fuck off
>>725588710
same bro im the guy from pa lol
>>725588834
>>725588779
THIS ANON LIED LAST THREAD
NOT THE REAL BOX
>>725588779
You ate the banana... Where did you put your dell laptop?
>>725588856
>>725588779
>after he eats the banana
>>725588630
GO FAGGET GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>725588779
Asshole, hope that cat steals your soul while you sleep
>>725588721
how dare you... i mean you're right, were only good for fucked up porn and jerkin off on /b/
>>725588779
>Has same box as OP
>Literally the best thing he will ever do this life
>>725588116
>mfw there is a note inside that says "reply tie this post or your mom dies in her sleep"
>>725588630
Take one for the team and live stream it
>>725588630
Take one for the team and live stream it.
>>725588721
We used to be all over this, we'd track down people from little information, dox 'em and leave shit on their doorstep. How far the mighty have fallen.
>>725588779
lmao, how's the banana?
the box has katy perry's ass in it
source: OP told me
SHOVER
573
GUYS
>>725588856
>>725588912
Definitely Scottish
>>725588834
we are waiting for someone to retrieve a mystery box drop in aurora colorado, but no one is willing to go get it.
The guys over at /pol/ want to piss on the box to assert dominance. Get to the fucking box before it's contents are stolen and the rare pepe on it soiled with /pol/lack piss. Also, greentext to entertain us as we wait for delivery.
>>725588773
>>725588765
>>725588754
>>725588725
>>725588683
Chambers fag is already almost there, I'd be wasting my time.
>>725588892
where'd he get the cat
>>725588876
>>725588834
nah, that was just a fag
>>725588757
RIP Fat Cunt
GUYS >>725588856 apparently found the box
Reply to this post or your mom dies in her sleep.
You also shit your pants.
I wanna see those legs spreading
They got it in other thread it's just shit OP is black
Chambers said 10 min out 20 min ago
>>725589076
>mfw another jobro
>>725589018
Chambers fag may not be going at all. Get off your ass and make it a race.
.
can OP confirm this?
No.725588856
>>725589194
Nah m8
>>725589194
same here
>>725589238
>>725589250
>>725589281
OP??? Confirm???
>>725589315
T U R T L E S A R E G E Y
>>725589250
POST ALL THE ITEMS THAT ARE IN THE BOX SO THAT WE ALL KNOW
>>725589250
^^^ op confirm this?
>>725588856
>>725589085
>>725589238
Op here, yep thats the box.
>>725589250
I want the onion fag
>>725589235
CHESS AND MINECRAFT
>>725589351
>>725588116
OP confirm?
>>725589435
IHHHHHHHH
Okay
What are the instructions then?
>>725589435
Kek nice OP
how do i sand cheeze pissa? i think its easier if you guys give me your emails or a place to post them right?
>>725589435
WE DID IT
>>725589250
OPEN UP THE SOCKMONKEY
>>725589435
Yaaaaaaay!!!
Today OP was a faggot
And the cycle continues
>>725589435
Instructions???
>>725589523
Shut up.
>>725589435
Nice
Thread is now a jojo shitposting thread until 404
>>725589250
Take individual pics of everything for us
>>725588116
This has been done before...
>>725588441
>>725589435
OP confirms, dubs wills it
>>725589435
What are you fucking 13 with those small hands I'm fuckjing 6foot5 alpha as fuck don't even say anything back to me fucking dwarf totally kekking over this
>>725589250
niceeee
Drink from the flask
>>725589250
>>725589435
Crack into that shit. Post contents on a table or bed for inspection
>>725589568
Shut the fuck up OP hasn't given instructions yet
>>725589586
...at least it appears the end result was better
>>725589435
OK bye there was nothing interesting after all
Bummer. Not a serial killer. Also, waste of a perfectly good Magnum, as nobody on /b/ has a big dick.
>>725589250
Individual pics anon!!
>>725589600
Checked
>>725589665
>Assuming he will
OP, I've been here since the first post, what are the instructions? I lost 2 hours cmon fam
>>725589485
call me here, well trade info 1-800-CALL-FBI (225-5324)
Hahahahhaha faggots. I got the box and now moving it. I wonder where i should bring it :thinking:
>>725589435
Could have at least thrown a street taco in there OP
>>725589685
yourself included
>>725589568
[ M E N A C I N G ]
>>725589600
woah
Ahhh OP promised holy grail. Nice try though OP, I had a good time
Thank you so much OP. If I weren't the only one in a 60km radius that goes on 4chan I might actually try this myself.
>>725588466
Another rare Pyro, do you have anymore anon from previous thread?
>>725589435
fucking Mexican I'm whiteasfuck no wonder you round at night roaming trawling for whitedick with a box and shit the fuck you gon do taco eating fuck smallhands top kek
>>725589898
Fuck me, forgot file.
Thread archives since start
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/725578765
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/725584660
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/725588116
Where's the chick who was gonna post tits?
>>725589435
What is the meaning of these things?
Someone include me in the screencap for when it gets posted to /r/4chan
>>725590035
Fuck you nigger
WHERE'S THE CONTENTS?!?!
>>725590088
Simple, to just see how much of a fag OP is
Op here.
Lay the contents out. Contents are a code. Figure the code out to receive new coordinates for the lock box drop tomorrow.
>>725590189
ok
>>725590224
HAHA EBIN
>>725590224
OHHHH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!
>>725590224
THE RIDE ISN'T OVER
>>725590224
Oh shit boys
>>725590224
>oh shit nigger
>>725590224
holy shit guys
>>725590224
OH SHIT NIGGER
>>725590224
why, so we can get potatoes, an asian sized condom, and a cum filed sock? nah
>>725590224
Nigga did you just
>>725590290
well >>725590224
im going to bed on that note then
>>725590224
Seems like jojo thread's gonna go on pause. To be continued...
>>725590224
What time will you post again tomorrow? So I can look forward to it
>>725590224
negro wat?
>>725590327
Kek
>>725590224
I'M SO EXCITED
>>725590224
The plot thickens!!!
>>725590224
>>725590376
yeah same here im the pa guy and i have no life and just smoke pot and wait for adventure filed forums like this
It puts the rubber on the nana or else it gets the box again.
Around 10pm
>>725590224
I'm so fucking tired but my obsession with treasure hunting is keeping me awake
can someone do another screencap pls?
>>725590445
Gotcha fam
Fuckin screaming internally
>>725590436
>mother-of-god-meme-589
kys
>>725590224
Ride never ends.
>>725590224
hypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehype
Can sombody direct the guy that found the box to this thread if he's still in the old thread.
This dicker just ocean 12'D us
>>725590531
old thread 404d
>>725590436
>>725590467
alright folks NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z OUR HEROES MUST FIND THE CODE AND LOCATE THE LOCK BOX IN TIME!!! WIL THEY MAKE IT?!?!? WILL THEY GET THIS "HOLY GRAIL"? NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALLLL Z!!!!
are OP niggada 3301?
>>725590531
Yeah ill give him a call
>faggot
Someone screencap
>>725590224
>>725590467
Timestamp to confirm OP?
fuck man... i feel bad now, the box was real.
too bad ill miss part 2
If the contents had some dope illegal shit like an eightball of cocaine, some heroin and gear, and required the hunter to snort and shoot some of each with proof to gain coordinates to treasure chest, i'd enjoy this. instead we get stuffed animals and funny super lol!! le random items. Gay as fuck
Where the fuck is the fag that found the box?!? You're derailing my life right now!
>>725590629
Must u hate everything Anon
>>725590651
I'm not playing this bullshit anymore. Faggot OP can go create a new box with the same coords, or post them here.
>>725590591
Send him a twit
>>725590651 he must be looking for a walkthrough to get the code online
>>725590629
>box full of edges
because you would follow through with all that
>>725590695
I totally thought you wrote mustard then I was gearing myself up for a huge lol but then shifted gears back down and into neutral.
Where did my fellow pyro anon go?
>>725590629
Better than the usual cuck/ylyl/boipussy threads that have become the spam of b.
>>725590629
i enjoy drugs too but just because thats not the holy grail you can still get high along the way and something tells me whoever does get this lock box (most likely the guy who got the shoebox) will have enough for an eightball afterwards maybe more...
>>725590780
Your mind was played tricks on mustard
OP what time will you post tomorrow?
>>725590884
he said 10 pm earlier in the thread my man
>>725590613
>>725590791
he*
>>725590884
yeah man, what time will you post again tomorrow. I fucking can not wait. I'm hyped as fuck
>>725590931
not sure if that was OP or an impostor jew
>>725590957
ty OP
>>725590957
10 pm locked in son
>>725590957
Thank you. I can sleep now goodnight my friends
>>725590957
Cuntfarts
>>725590981
It's just gonna be a turd in an envelope calm down.
Where da fuq are our contents???
>>725590224
its the coordinates to find a girl's corpse isn't it?
>>725590957
>Present day /b/
>Board filled with trap/r34/other shit threads
>Based OP creates treasure hunt for old times sake
This Is the guy who found the box. What is this and what are the white circles op?
>>725591032
goodnight /b/rother, tommorrow we embark on the last leg of this journey
>>725590957
When its 10 pm in australia, right?
>>725590981
Ten pm tomorrow. The guy needs to post content so you guys can decode.
how is everyone acting so satisfied? we have no contents to crack a code?
>>725591096
some good ol' RAM
>>725590971
kek
>>725591096
that's a stick of DDR3 RAM for a computer
>>725591096
what size stick is it?
>>725591127
because the nigger who got the box as great a he is he lacks photos and replies
>>725591096
He said there was some code shit >>725590224
>>725591096
that's a RAM
>>725591096
RAM it up your boipussy you retard
>>725591096
great, some jackass that doesnt know how to computer found it
>>725591096
https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820145315
>>725590997
What's the difference?
>>725591096
Post all contents
So many desperate cunts in this thread. So glad I live in Kazakhstan
>>725591096
Lay it all out dude its a code for a lock box
>>725591229
>>725591241
THIS
>>725591096
if you post everything we can decode
>>725591242
gtfo
What the fuck do I do with the ram? Guy with the box here. Other than that the box was kind of uninteresting. A mouse trap that almost got me. A monkey. Some white unmarked pills, an empty grinder, an empty flask, some jolly ranchers and some amonium to breathe in. Some Japanese candy. What do I do with the ram
New thread with all contents
>>725591278
Me.
>>725591242
Hello Borat
>>725591096
Hey anon. Just wanted to say thank you for being a man and getting the box. You've proven yourself to not be a faggot, and we all appreciate you.
>>725591340
Pic of everything please
>>725591340
plug it into usb port
>>725591395
This.
>>725591340
post the objects, they have a code, we can break that code
>>725591426
No, microwave it.
>>725591340
anon, i want you to know one true fact for all of eternity, you are immune to being a faggot.
if ever called a faggot just show this thread and they will know
>>725591395
SECOND
>>725591340
I got it. /b/ is the RANDOM board, so the box is full of RANDOM stuff, ergo the code is RANDOM.
>>725591242
>So many desperate cunts
>I live in Kazakhstan
Ausfag detected
>>725591426
how do I do that?
>>725591449
The only thing you can break is your mothers heart sit the fuck down.
>>725591221
Im out, is a fucking slow newfag
>>725591395
This
>>725591501
you got me, cunt.
>>725591511
kek
>>725591511
It's simple, you insert the RAM into the USB port.
>>725591511
Its called RAM because u have to RAM it into usb port
>>725591340
The guy who found the box is a fucking moron. READ THE FUCKING THREAD AND POST ALL CONTENTS YOU FUCKING NEWFAG PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>725591511
>how do i do that?
its going to be a long night
fuck off fags I went and got the fucking box. Sorry I don't know how to use a fucking RAM
OP HERE, NEW THREAD.
GET IN HERE.
>>725591563
Guy with the box here again. I only have disposable cameras right now, so I can't take a pic. Later I'll head to a kinkos and use their scanner. Will post a new thread tomorrow.
>>725591655
what is google?
>>725591655
Post all the shit in the box
Jolly Monkey Trap, Watch Onion. Ammonium Magnum
>>725591511
I don't think this is the guy who found it. He probably went to bed.
>>725591340
>mouse trap, monkey, unmarked pills, empty grinder, empty flask, jolly ranchers, amonium
what about the onion, watch, and condom that are clearly visible in the original pic
>>725591655
you're right man I'm sorry for saying that. just post pics of the contents of the box and we'll help you through it
>>725591511
Ask for the blessing of our lord and saviour Pyrocynical, sacrifice a goat in the name of NFKRZ, and then cumtribute this image with the RAM on top.
>>725591670
Medium kek
>>725591670
this guy is a fucking liar
I'm loving that everyone thinks BoxAnon is a newfag, newfags dont go on /b/ come on
Beautiful trolling, he knows were desperate, we've been here for 2 hours
>>725591771
/b/ is newfag paradise faggot
t. newfag
>>725591771
>newfags don't go on /b/
>>725591771
were.
>>725591655
It's okay. Just RAM it up your ass and all will be revealed.
>>725591660
EVERYONE TO THE NEW THREAD
IF BOX OP IS AWAKE PLEASE POST PROOF IN NEW THREAD
>>725591096
>>725591340
>>725591511
>>725591655
POST ALL CONTENT YOU FUCKING IDIOT COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT JESUS CHRIST BWHDJEIFDUMBASSWKJXGZJAKZMSJEUDJZBSKWOJDHDJSJFAGGOTSHSUWISISJNIGGERSHSJSJSJSRUSLANRNEWFAGAOENXBJ
>>725591916
this this this
>>725591916
>fuckingchill.jpg