>walk in kitchen >see this >what do?

die from a fucking heart attack

Put it back into the ocean

Ask for more pics

>>725574579
man the harpoons

>leave kitchen

>>725574579
Fire up the Oven.

>>725574579
Disinfect EVERYTHING

Fuck hard

Bleach the counter, that is fucking unsanitary.

im CUM

>>725574579

"Boys! We gon' eat well tonight!"

Ask her to leave because I'm a part time tree, who maybe just wanted to eat a fucking sandwich.

>>725574579
Point firearm and tell her to leave. She is covered in cum and is no good to me.

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>>725574972

>>725574579
get a european ac adapter

>>725574579
Fantastic tits though.

>>725575150
This. Apparently my house traveled to another continent.

>>725574579

Who's kitchen?

who tf is she?

she aint fat, just a lil thicc

>>725574579
Run out of house because fuck fat bitches

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>725575503
>she aint fat, just a lil thicc

You forgot the "too".

>she aint fat, just a lil TOO thicc

Turn the oven up to 360 degrees and walk away.

>>725574579
kick her our because she probably ate all my food and smells like grease

>>725574579
Throw legs back and proceed to have vaginal intercourse

I'm going to need a bigger oven

Get the smoker ready cause i'm abouta feed my family for weeks with this big piggy

>>725574636
There is no such thing as second-hand heart attacks, you should be safe.

>>725574579
Smash

Slap her in this face pinch her nipple and make her suck my dick until i finish. Then id fuck her in the belly button

Probably make an awkward attempt to have sex with her, get rejected, go upstairs and watch anime.

Immediately check the fridge to see how much of my food this whale just devoured

>>725576858
What anime?

>>725574579

Shes beautiful Id have to bend her over the counter.

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>>725574579
eat her pussy then turn around and shit all over her dick. more fat chicks

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>>725574579
>reverse image search
>get name
>google name
>she used to look like this
>she is still a model even after gaining that weight
>kinda wish I played life on easy mode

>>725577284

Been watching lots of sports anime like Haikyuu and Shokugeki

>>725578000
Is Shokugeki worth a watch?

>>725578713

Very much so. Great show, with no power up bullshit.

>>725578812
I'll give it a go then. Cheers

everyone forgot "thar she blows!!"

dive into that muff face first
i wanna hear that fat bitch cum

Post more

>>725574579
inseminate until my balls implode

>>725574579
I would smash the piggy

Bump for more chubby (or non-huge fat) girls with nice big boobs.

>>725578000
>sports anime
>Shokugeki
i like it too nigga but cmon now

Reach into my drawer where I have my 1911, pull it out and empty the clip of .45 ACP hollow points

>>725574579
More

>>725574579
Who left my ham on the counter? I wasn't going to defrost it till tomorrow. Guess I'll just have to fuck it now before it goes bad.

>>725574579
get blow job fat girls give the best head

>>725574579
She was hotter when she was skinny

360 degrees, unzip fly, benis in bagina.

>>725574579
Knock her up, abort 4 months later, repeat until her tits are too big for her to get around and hook them up to an industrial cow milker.

Sell milk for profit after her food is paid for

>>725576592
Fucking kek

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Fat girls with huge tits a best

>>725574579
Holy fuck, when did I get granite countertops?!

>>725574579
Ask my mother why there is a strange woman in the kitchen.

>>725575455
Lucy collet

>>725574579
I... guess i'd try to fuck her? Idk, she's looks pretty hot.

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>>725574652
Free Willy!

I wouldn't stand underneath when it jumps though.

>>725574579
Fuck her like a man, what else?

tell her to get out of the kitchen and stay out for a while