rekt

>>725548183
dat iphone flying from her hand

>>725548349
Why throw the kid?
Too young to be a reliable witness.

mekt, necro, mekt ranzz

>>725548746
this is either Mexico, Brazil, or some Asian country, they don't really have brains there

>>725550526
It's beyond stupid. That's what gets me. No matter what happened in that alley, leave the toddler out of it.

That kid had enough sense of self preservation to stay back.

"Anonymous 03/14/17(Tue)19:11:31 No.725550526▶
>>725548746
this is either Mexico, Brazil, or some Asian country, they don't really have brains there".
No it's just some fat cunt, with so much fat in her body that her brain is 99.9% Fat Lard and she saw a twinkie in the grass already on the roof and being the fat cunt she is she was lazy jumped off and took a twinkie in the fat cunt's cunt....

>>725548746
he was mad at the family over a washing machine

>>725549239
That's some piss poor decision making right there.

>>725550956
Seriously?

I mean, great hang time and all, but over a washing machine?

>>725550139
Did he die?

>>725551254
I'm not entirely opposed to throwing a toddler. As a millennial, let me apologize for all the other millennials kids, and say that some need a good ass whipping.

But there's a better reason to throw them than a Maytag.

>>725548093
I guarantee that if it was the skinny girl, that guy would have bolted over. Instead, he cringes and watches.

Hahahahha

>>725548156

>filename
>niggers eh
>where's your god now

>>725550826
Learn to quote you dumb fucking newfag. Also your post has nothing to do with the webm

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>>725548575

>>725549126

Why do people just fucking stop, like the people on the bike would have been 100% fine had they just not fucking stopped when the truck was about 2m from them.

>>725549158

Doesn't' have my fav where the father decides instead of stopping to let the car go when they're crossing the road illegally he gets his two kids hit by a car in the pram.

>>725549239
As the dude in the white car shits a fucking brick wall large enough to appease Trump.

>>725550780
Lol pussy

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>>725552219

>>725548349
Lost, I wasn't expecting that

>>725549126
That guy in the white, middle of the screen -- I was pulling for him. I thought he was going to make, hell, he may have thought he was going to make it... And that traffic light/pole fucked him up. Oh, and you know, also the semi, and the fire.

>>725551364
did he die?

>>725548746

Literally in the file name

>>725552549

That's what he gets from not simply going left.

>>725552658
>CHOOSE SPIDERMAN!

>>725551358
story!?

>>725551254
No, not seriously you fucking idiot.

>>725551099
Justice!

>>725552780
nerve gas

>>725551687
>>725551687
holy fuck that's cinder!

>>725552780
You seriously couldn't figure it out from the video? Wow. /b/ sure is attracting the best of the best these days

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>>725552866
Checked

>>725551099
He shot those people to save his stuff. He was never in danger.

>>725551429
>>725551429
yes

>>725549239
he pitted himself

>>725552780
i remember it was some spic kid pissed off at his schoolmates
>fucking spic roaches

>>725551687
benefits of living in dirt

>>725553213
Another black victim of white agrression

>>725553380
I must have watched that a 100 times. Nice.

>>725553367
tryin to hard to troll there guy

>>725553530
"Well fuck"

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>>725553769

>>725551358
that brave kid that shoots the gunman at the end.

>>725553099
race?

>>725553976
Can't see shit

@725551762
WTF are you talking about? I've been here since 2015

>>725553367

Because nobody ever shot a compliant victim to eliminate witnesses before.

Armed robbery has the implied threat of being killed. Damned straight that thief needed to die.

>>725553931
Not really.

>>725551429
Lost. Thanks :).

>>725553191
story?

>>725554367
Say hello to my little friend

>>725551429

>has a chute on
>these are base jumpers

>>725550693
Lost

>>725552780
https://www.pri.org/stories/2017-01-18/3-dead-and-5-injured-mexican-high-school-shooting

>>725553191
Just some info. Dude lit the other dude in the bed up because of an arguement the previous day. The 2 women burned and as did the dude in bed. The perp lived.

>>725550341
With this like this I just cannot stop wondering: what the fuck did they expect was going to happen?

>>725552870
That is some Final Destination shit right there

>>725554043

Funny thing was, she was ok in the end, the guy that tried to save her wasn't though.

>>725554733
cheers anon!

>>725551753
I'd rather be fucking dead

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>>725548093
>can you support your body weight with your arms?
>I don't know. lemmie jump off this 15' high tree and find out.

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>>725548183
>>725548575
O shit, well spotted! In fact, she didn't even have that hand on the handlebar until she "noticed" she was going to crash. Bitch was texting.

>>725555698
Damn I remember that track in Mario Kart.

>>725555478
Story?

>>725554048
probably asian

>>725553506
first response shot the driver, and cops wonder why no one trusts them

>>725553380
It's so fucking perfect

>>725554135
>people think this is a person

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>>725550912
Oh snap.
>wow, he fucked up
>he might make it
>he's not making it

>>725555384
lol whats this 'money or i cut my penis' ?

>>725555777
soss plox?

>>725548156
fuck... i feel bad for her.
why would this dumb nigger even hit her? it's an old woman and they already took her money. makes me rage

>>725554819
I get the thing attacked him and he was totally justified in killing it, but when it's twitching on the ground put another round through its head dude

>>725556799

It's a female, there's probably a male nearby too, don't hang around for it.

>>725553380
kid has poor reflexes. didn't even react until it hit him

>>725556067
kak

>>725556674
That's nightmare fuel right there

>>725555478
wtf

>>725555204
so what you're saying is it's funny you you that he accomplished what he set out to do

interesting

>>725554043
Jesus Christ it's a lion get in the car!

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>>725557015

>>725557108

Well they were having a fight, she was a dumbass and got out of the car and put herself in danger and he in turn went to save her and got killed for it. She deserved to die and instead he died, I just find it funny.

>>725552780
kid shoots gun in class, accidentally hits his class mates teacher and himself

>>725549126
Man that fucking signpost guillotine. Ouch.

>>725555914
True, but that car did go into oncoming traffic. They both fucked up

>>725555442
What in the fuck is that and did the kid die?

>>725555442

What hell was that?

>>725555777
one kick and that dwarf would fly away .....

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Anyone else getting random webms expanding/playing and most not? Wonder if it is the new version of 4chan x...

>>725554917
Invading in Dark Souls 3

>>725557218
she probably still thinks it was his fault.

>>725557482

True, I would have just let the bitch go

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>>725553099
Looks like he hit 88 mph

>>725555530
No problem, was interested myself

>>725553380
It changes course when it's out of his line of sight, that's why he doesn't react.

>>725553530
severance 2006

>>725557697
Story?

>>725550139
Nah..he fine...he landed on his feet....

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>>725550341

>landed like a sack of doorknobs

>>725553976
Fucking lost!

>>725557736
idiot jumps out.

>>725548093
This is why pigs don't fly

>>725557843
islamic truck of peace ran by

>>725557843
people are playing dead in protest

>>725557440
download a decoder pack

>>725548156
Of course it's niggers. It's ALWAYS niggers.

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>>725556643 how else are they supposed to get money to live, anon? we all know niggers can't actually work to earn a living.

>>725551505
is it possible to still get saved after that?

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>>725548746
for the lols

>>725551036
They still dance around like monkeys.

>>725554917
Typical feral coonery.....

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>>725552219
And that is why plates are the size they are, so numbskulls like that don't crush their heads.

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>>725552424 immediately.

>>725553367
>he should have just waited to get shot
Getting a gun pointed at you isn't danger, I guess. Are you superman by chance?

>>725551687
Clancy Jarvis 2

>>725548349
Kid was thrown because they know how to set proper bate; unlike some new fags.

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Not sure who got the worse end of it. He got a flaming liberal female with a huge ass and a high school education. She got a complete wuss of a man.

>>725553213
lightning hands

>>725548349
HOLY SHIT AHAHA

>>725550139
>Queue the "goofy scream"

>>725558399
show ass

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>>725553506
>"involuntary manslaughter"
Nothing about that looks involuntary to me. Fucking stone cold murder right there.

>>725558489
kek

>>725550341
Now she's got another excuse not to exercise.

>>725558106
Possible, just unlikely. Most famous case is probably
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

>>725556462
Probably bath salts

>>725557843
terrorist attack in nice france with a bus. but it's okay because it's normal there now.

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>>725549158
>cop car nails a pedestrian

Definitely russia

>>725558537
getting your money back from a hooker in gta

>>725548156
These are the predators liberals and progressives want to infiltrate white culture.

>>725554573
>you can clearly see on the video that no parachute opens at any point during the fall
>not understanding when and how to use greentext appropriately

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>>725548156
>humans

>>725548156
Niggers gonna nig

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>>725554917
Would marry Pippi Longstocking.

>>725554859
>what the fuck did they expect was going to happen?

fame and fortune beyond your wildest imagination.

>>725550912
That one autistic kid on his first day of driving lessons.
>By watching Talladega Nights and Sonic
Gotta go fuuuuuuust!

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>>725552056
human nature

>>725550995
That's what the nigger gets for doing whiteface.

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>>725557440
>>725557976
Never mind. They all loaded after a while.

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>>725557766
Good movie, actually.

>>725548349
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck you imma throw your baby

>>725551099
Duuuu why you shot me bro?
Niga uga buga get dat moneis

Stupid niggers. It's ALWAYS niggers. ffs

>>725549126
Holy fuck that guy on the bike in white just got fucked over hard

>>725551188
Vampire hunter thought he was being tailgated by a vampire.

Post the webm of the bearded guy cutting a dudes head off

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>>725553367
CUCK
U
C
K

>>725557489
Might be the best video in the world

>>725550995
The fuck is up with his teeth

>>725558537
you knocked down 7 of the 10 pins yaaaaaa

>>725554200
I can tell you've been here since 2015

Why the fuck are you using @ fucking inbread

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>>725558489

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>>725559497
Why bother putting the crosshairs in there if you're not going to put them in the right spot?

>>725551912
This is why you don't jump over shit you little nigger.

>>725548575
YOU ARE FUCKING RIGHT

>>725554135
kill it with fire

>>725551822
Dont they teach them to stop dlop and loll

>>725553191
Samefag here. Of course it's a nigger. It's ALWAYS a nigger.

Okay niggers post the fucking video of the bearded guy beheading a guy so I can mentally fuck up my bitch you fucks

>>725551687
Turban wearing sand nigger, lord of cinder.

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>>725551912
kek

>>725559951
wth

>>725553530
holy shit the eyes move for a sec when the head comes off the body

>>725551358
>not fucking the dead bodies

Fucking normies

>>725560198
she was pregnant
>zaaaaammm
>here you go
>>725554135

>>725548575
I hope she sues

>>725560494
kek

>>725553530
He looks almost disapointed, like whatever the transition from life to death is like really bummed him out.
Nothing like enter the void, 2/10 can't do again.

>>725559951
How shitty must your job be for this to happen

>>725556674
But how else will it whisper the secrets of fly-catching and web spinning to him?

>>725554200
Jesus christ this is cringe

>>725560471

yeah. unconciousness can take 20-40 seconds to kick in, and brain cell death begins after 3 minutes. technically, the beheaded person isn't actually dead for 4-7 minutes.

>>725560407
Not sure if cute or really creepy

>>725559951
Looks like a prank gone wrong. Like, "Look at me fake shoot myself in the chest, haha that's funny," then, "Yeah that's funny what if it's my noggin?" *pop*

>>725558875
Total wife material

>>725557459
Kek

>>725558287

No i bet he is just a democrat.

After all if that store owner would have put up a "GUN FREE ZONE!!!" sign on his window they would never have had guns in there in the first place.

>>725559793

there's no fucking way he could be trolling. good thing you're on top of this shit.

>>725555478
Don't worry, very fake. It's supposed to be a broken orbital bone in some dumb Indian movie, in the movie his eyes pop out but I forgot what it's called.

>>725561441
Good point anonymity man. Im going to get a sign for my shop. Ive been shot too many times.

>>725556028
Is this real life rotten meat girl from that one pasta

>>725557473
Yaaah-hoo-hoo-hwee!

>>725558274
Really ifunny?

>>725556625
NO

>>725550995
Fake. Ugly kid and camera man have a YT channel, this vid included.

>>725555478

Ok gonna need to know what the hell is going on in this one.

>>725552579
ya, it was in the paper.

>>725557370
>>725557424

>live in poor as shit country
>be born into poor and shit family
>find out the hard way cloth walls do not stop a panther from getting a meal.

wtf? is this some sort of fetish?

>>725554367
The motherfuckin' SPETSNAZ

>>725557370
/x/ debunked it a long time ago, it's some shithole country with no wooden doors, panther snatched kid. The camera is a Webcam they were using for 'security'

>>725555478
Calling movie sfx on this

>>725561231
wow..

>>725548126
he dose not even care

>>725562298
Not sure you know what debunked means...

>>725555146
Fucking epic lil' guy

>>725557395

This is why we need judges...

Those stupid fucks will never do anything of value for the world again so do the world a favor and instead of feeding them for 10 years then releasing them upon the rest of us just fucking shoot them.

>>725557395
>my fellow warden is being atacked? Better help him with this little hammer.

>>725562460
I had to read that shit redundant comment several times because I couldn't get the fucking debunking thing

>>725548126
would have been so much better if he pooted away at the end carelessly

>>725557843
Just another lone terrorist.
Apparently no discernible motive as to why he'd committed this act. If only we knew what allahu akbar meant we might have a idea behind his reasoning.....

>>725562749
i don't think you know what judges are

>>725552579
No he survived and is now working as a human pancake.

>>725556528
thats Köksal Baba

>>725558875
Move bitch, I'm late for a hit and run

>>725548126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FbSUAHROQ

>>725563057
I don't think you know what pancakes are

>>725555914
THE...
SHOW...
MUST...

AAAAARGH BITCHES SOMEONE HELP PLEASE!

>>725559951
>nerve gas after dude shoots himself
wtf 3rd world countries can't you at least try to be semi normal and not retarded all the time

>>725556471
>filename
that doesnt look that fast, 60mph maybe but 88 no way man

>>725555914
lol robots

>>725559898

Because they are sand niggers. the sights were off and he got a lucky head shot.

Most of the time they just aim high, low, left or right instead of sighting in their guns.

>>725553506
News article said accidental discharge....

>>725550693
wasn't this a commercial?

>>725550693
did he die?

>>725563280
Are you mentally deficient?

It's a fucking back to the future reference

>>725552870
Asians seem to have a thing about getting crushed by light poles and street signs

>>725563280
>not getting the 88 reference

>>725551753
Brush your teeth kids...

>>725559951
>>725560462
>>725561065
>>725561338

If i remember right...

>pussy ass bitch son working for dad
>son is all whiny about how life aint fair and he gonna kill himself
>dad pulls out gun, loads it and slaps it on the table
>DO IT DEN BITCH!!!
>kids like meh whatever gun is a painless out.

>>725550995
WTF

>>725561769

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozJTenNzUKM

>>725552883
>>725563272
Stop trying so hard for approval. This meme is stale and hasn't been funny in over a year.

>>725551429

yes, of eternal bleeding.

>>725548093
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

>>725559951
Story:
The guy behind the counter is the man and woman's son, he was threatening to kill himself and the dad taunted him ,thinking the kid wouldn't do it.
Kinda sad to watch two parents completely loose thier minds like this...

>>725562997
He was referring to the Judges from Judge Dredd.

>>725550341

peter pancakes

http://efukt.com/20883_The_Single_Most_Epic_Cumshot_Fail.html

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>>725563323
>crosshairs in video
>having anything to do with crosshairs in real life
notsureifsrs.jpg

>>725561065
It was a family owned store and the dad put a loaded gun in front of his son and told him to shoot himself as a bluff or something. But then the kid actually did it and the mom and dad obviously freaked out

>>725548156
>openborders.webm

>>725563614
story?

>>725563527
nextcrash?... good cronenberg

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>>725563525
no no no NO NO NO!! GOD PLEASE NO!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!!!?!!?!?!?!

>>725555478
Fake 'n gay, it's from some orange nigger movie.

>>725551036
>That fucking file name
Lost

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>>725563665
>mad over nerve gas

>>725557727
thank you

>>725553099
dejavu *initial d plays in backround*

>>725551687

maybe finally he'll cut down on how much Axe he puts on.

>>725551753
This is the solution to starvation in Africa, the little niggers can eat these little fuckers, they're already in their mouths...

>>725563614
what the fuck?

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>>725553367

>>725550139
I wish it was real. Confirmed fake

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>>725559898
>>725563323
You really just have no idea how ballistics work do you?

>>725556674
Classic

>>725563852
poor lil grils

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>>725563665

>>725551358
jesus thank god only three ppl serious injured nd not killed. fuck that kid tho

>>725556799
I would go back for it later, lots of nice elk meat there.

>>725550139
What the fuck was he thinking?

>>725561302
This guy died, in the full video he's stuck for like 20 mins and I guess internally bleeds to death.

>>725550440
Long live the Legion!

>>725555698

the after effects of >>725548093

>>725557875
Dude there's protection from stuff falling from above, that whole shelf would've fucked him up from the side
>learn to forklift

>>725557395
thats a tough mother fucker. he took a couple of sucker punches to the face.

>>725550693
lol

>>725556381
>letting women drive
>ever

>>725563696
>Kinda sad to watch two parents completely loose thier minds like this..
that's the tasty part, anon.

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>>725560674
I hope she get jail and pays damages for negligent driving.

>>725556106
Look up the story, dude fucking deserved it. His wife was killed in the crash because he was running from the police drunk.

>>725553530
"Did I feed the cat?"

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>>725564329
Who the fuck veers left to avoid danger in right side driving system? Isn't that one of the first things they teach you? Always go right.

>>725563696
>>725563533
>>725560462
>>725561065
>neet loser son still living with family
>no job, just helps out the family business when he's not busy playing vidya
>dad has been coming down hard on him for being neet
>son retorts that he'll kill himself in an argument
>dad sets firearm on table in front of him and says be my guest
>cue the yakety sax

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>>725564978
I'm normally pro cop in these situations but that was straight up murder

>>725562064
Lost

>>725554917
Typical nigger behavior

>>725562113
That was a chimp. Not a panther.

>>725563323
The crosshairs in the video were added afterwards idiot.

>thinking ARMA and Call of Duty is real
>not knowing that sandnigger have been doing this savage shit in real life for centuries while you sit on chinese cartoon boards talking about guns

>>725559951
Genuinely a sad story, I don't give a shit about the whiner kid but, I hate to see the parent's reaction. I am hoping to be a dad in a year or so, this just makes it a bit worse to take down.

>>725549158
>play webm
>listen to related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Diu2N8TGKA&nohtml5=1

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>>725562970
>underrated comment

>>725552780
A depressed rich mexican school shooter

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>>725564200
>when you think you're being clever, but you're really exposing yourself as an idiot
>not realizing the point of impact WAS where he aimed, even with leading

>>725564938
must have been testing out those new tires and shocks