anon tell me your deepest wish.

>>725525447
to have a daughter and have sexual relations with her when she is of age.

To be happy

>>725525447
to get a boner and then slingshot a cashew from my boner into my mouth.

To be loved by someone I can be proud of and told I'm a good person.

to hug a girl

>>725525447
To love myself, and form healthy relationships.

>>725525796
>wishes to nut in his mouth
OP stop bumping your own thread

Iminate death

>>725525623
Do you think that if you wait till she's 16 or something, that you'll be still attracted to that kind of stuff?

>>725525802
this

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To find a soul mate that resembles Sarah Hyland in appearance and personality and the two of us to be happy together.

flying into space

>>725525977
now I am actually selfbumping.
I really wish there were no religions on the World

>>725526049
absolutely. im in my late 20's now, and I have always liked girls around that age?part of development. Why do you ask?

To wake up as a beautiful 18 year old girl.

>>725526311
yeah that's one of my biggest wishes too. I think there would be nothing more possible than that.

>>725526372
Why so old?

>>725526372
How old are you?

>>725525447
That Donald Trump would be raped to death by enraged grizzlies.

>>725525824
You fucking loser.

Sweet and instantaneous release of death

the girl i love to love me back

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My Story

>My buddy works at a strip club.
>I go up there to meet him.
>There are worse places to discuss things
>We are talking business and the scenery is nice
>A couple of hispanic strippers are playing pool.
>They are teasing on purpose bending over the table
>Pretend to ignore them, besides business
>Only makes them work harder
>Can't complain.
>Waitress comes up to me
>Cute brunette with curly long hair
>Nice set of jugs and a cute butt
>I recognize her. She has been to my place.
>She swings by again
>comes up to me and says, "You don't remember me do you?"
>I replied that I did.
>I kept her at arms distance because
>She was one of my son's friends
>She would be early 30's now
>She was laying it on
>She wants the D but I know her history
>Also, married to a nice woman

My wish....
I just want to fuck the shit out of her and have her scream "Fuck me daddy!" while my wife feeds me her DD knockers

that my brother didn't kill himself

>>725526462
imagine if this was disappointing haha
even that

To be happy...

>>725526813
You're the reason why.

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Out of the things out of my reach, the retaking of Consantinople from the cockroaches.

to kill someone

My deepest wish right now, is to make my girlfriend happy agien. Afther alle the pain i got he thrue...

>>725525796
Dane?

>>725526649
yup ik

To have a ridiculously large penis and a ridiculously elastic girlfriend who can take it. Stomach bulging, umph. Throw in ridiculously large cum loads for cum inflation.

>>725526804
I got a boner

>>725525447

honestly to have kids. not to fuck them later or anything weird but just to be a dad. It was a huge factor in my break up with my last ex and its getting worse and worse as time goes on. I'd love to have a daughter, but either way just to have a little person that you help grow and mold into a person is on my mind probably too much, especially when I drink.

>>725525623
Why does it have to be your daughter?

>>725525447
to have a pretty yet fairly sarcastic gf who wears a pink shirt

>>725526813
greentext if you're in the mood

>>725526520
I'd dunno, I wouldn't want to be any younger than 16.

>>725526581
29. I just want to be younger than that so I have more time to enjoy it.

>>725527009
does it matter which kind of person?

>>725527279
I mean it doesn't.... but the title daddy has always stirred my loins.

>>725527017
I think that one glass was to much my friend

>>725527009
This, my wife always says that it disturbs her that I say that I want to watch the life leave someones eyes.

>>725527251
does that come with time?
how old are you, because at the moment (im 18) i can't even imagine to have a daughter not even in a few years.

>>725525999
Trips!!

To purge all degenerates, especially incest fetishists.

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>>725527009
Only one?

>>725527645

certain states allow death by firing squad made up by private citizens. no joke check it out

>>725525447
Do you have the entire set of that girl?...
I used to have it but I lost it.

>>725527842
That's awesome. I will look into it.
However, I was thinking more along the lines of something more intimate, like choking someone.

>>725527818
what do you hate the most on them?

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>>725528053
Here ya go

This is her, right?

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>>725525447
I want to blow my load in chloe moretz so she can have my baby.

>>725525447
By the look of that face you already know what it is bitch
fuck off

>>725528053
no, sorry.

>>725528496
Yeah, thanks m8.

bang dirty hoors

>>725525623
Kill yourself.

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she didn't cheat and leave me while I was on a business trip

>>725525999
>>725528555
>>725528666
triple trip check

I wish that all the faggots who are browsing /b go to the gym

>>725527781
Not necesserally. I'm almost 32 ans I still dont want kids. Too much maintenance.

When I see parents complaining about how life is hard, how they dont have time and so forth... since they have kids, it drives me insane. STFU, your mistake, dude.

>>725525447

For a plague to kill every single non-white on earth within a week, while the white race is unaffected.

>>725528684
umad

>>725525447
To continuously fill girl in OPs pic with my seed

To shoot up my school

>>725526965

I would help you retake Constantinople.

>>725525447
to quit stalking my classmate and actually form a real friendship for once

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>>725525447
For a cute girl to love me just as much as I love her. That's it.

I'm not good looking and my personality is a disaster... so if anyone actually accepted and loved me for who I am, I'd be eternally grateful

To get a nude photo of that pic related girl.

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>>725529327
Get out pedo

>>725529327
there iy, its a set of a weird incest family

>>725529281
this, all fucking day
7/10, not a tism, but a little awkward sometimes. i can have a good conversation with p much anyone, but when it comes to a chick i know i freeze up like a fucking 12 year old

>>725525623
I'd rather have a qt trap son that I can have sexual relations with.

I'd wish for my younger sister to be my sexual relief using her mouth and perky titties whenever i want

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>>725525447
ERADICATE HUMANITY

>>725529800
dubs and I wish I had a sister

I wish to get together with the girl that I have fallen for

>>725529800
pics?

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>>725529988
>>725530019

To destroy weeebos destroy Justin Biebers sweet young asshole

>>725530194
i wonder if her face is cute.

>>725530355
Im obviously not gonna show her right now, but its cute enough, and her titties are amazing, and character compliments it

To have my very own tropical island.
Will happen soon. Already on the market.

>>725530423
>e] [Auto] 5
aww man... nice boobs no doubt.

>>725525447
I wish to finish college with good grades. What should I do?

to wear cute dresses.

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>>725530620
She's so arousing

>>725525447
I want to get bukkaked by trannies and swallow all of their piss and cum.

>>725526178
>resembles Sarah Hyland in appearance and personality

Just date her yourself stupid faggot.

>>725530565
Like you could afford it..

>>725530745
Boy or girl?

>>725530773
how did you get the pics? if you don't mind me asking.

>>725526965
Why does Trump have medals?

>>725530696
learn

>>725530926
I think that is the rich anon from this morning.
Posted his bank accounts with time stamps and shit. Guy is rich as fuck. He had the same plans.

>>725531097
It is indeed me.
>>725530926
Yes I can.

>>725525447
i kinda wanna choke the girl you posted. anyone else? i dont like the way shes judging me.

>>725530950
I used a spycam during her shower time
I used to have a lot more of her

>>725531364
oh wow you have ballz.

>>725531091
Spending more time studying?

>>725531479
Yeah, but it was worth it
Her body was so hot and i lost so many loads to her

I really wish for everyone I love, my family, my friends and my girlfriend, that they would be happy enough to not grief when I put a bullet straight through my skull

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Human extinction

>>725530940
boy. I would but I just don't feel like it's a look I can pull off. if I can't make it look good I'd rather not bother.

>>725530864
I figure I'd have better luck finding someone like her as opposed to going all the way to LA and trying to woo her away from her Brit bong boyfriend.

>>725531199
I want to choke you newfag for typing kinda and wanna.

>>725531479
Wanna more of her?

>>725526965
England's up for another crusade, at least I am, Farage shall lead us to glory

go back in time and take advantage of a drunk teen i passed out next too at a party. Not a soul checked on us all night.

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>>725532269
sure man. XD

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to get sum foood rn
and for eternal satisfaction

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>>725526775
>>725525738
>>725525802
>>725525947
>>725526902
>>725528762
>>725529998

To be capable of truly loving someone. Or at least to be given a hug

A Pandemic that quietly and efficiently kills the vast majority of people.

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>>725525447

>>725525447
Either to:
-die in my sleep
-get cured from this crippling depression

I am already dating the women of my dreams, but I am still so sad every day. I just want it to stop somehow.

>>725526813
Ouch, fuck.

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First contact.

Humans need to be reminded of just how insignificant they are in the grand scheme of things, how young they are as a species, and by extension realize how much they still have to learn.

>>725525447
To see my girl exposed by someone

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>>725532802

>>725527026
if it makes you feel better im still a virgin and im 21

>>725531713
No don't bother, it'll look ridiculous. Go see a therapist my man.

>>725532929
>girl of your dreams
>crippling depression
ok here's what you do:
pinch yourself.
you're obviously asleep and this is all a dream hence your dating life but you're super depressed because you're brain knows it's not real
so wake up

Have a cute girl be my slave and order her to do all kinds of stuff

>>725532802
NU FONE WHO DIS

>>725525447
To kill my ex who ruined my life the most

>>725533470
kek, actually lol'ed at this.

trying to pinch myself every day, BUT ALAS

the suffering continues and well yeah, we'll see, perhaps i'll kill myself in a drunken stupor one day.

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>>725533347

>>725525447
stop being lazy, once that happens, I will be God.

>>725525447
>>725533764
>>725533347
>>725532802
can someone link the full set?

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>>725533645
kno dat feel bru

>>725533918
I'd spend the full night with her and give her back with her pussy a bag full of cum.

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>>725533918

Meet a girl who I genuinely enjoy having around, not just someone who's nice in bed but someone I love with all my heart and mean it

>>725534231
i have that and still want to die

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>>725525447

I want to lick a loli's butthole.

>>725534271
Well there goes my hope in life. Cya, anons, it was nice to be apart of this website for so long.

>>725526804
My wifes roommate in college was a Stripper. Her husband of 8 years does not know about her past..

But I do and I wish I can use this knowledge... the room mate is a smoking hot blonde 5 feet 6 inches big full C cup Boobs and athletic firm body for a 30 year old...


The Sexual things I would do.....

>>725525623
I already have the daughter

>>725533513
Like ordering her to cosplay or wear the clothes I choose with the hairtstlye I choose, taking pictures of her to brag on the internet, give me blowjobs whenever I want, sing anime songs, pose naked for study, cuddle me while I sleep or sometimes just examine her from really close. She would basically be my toy.

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>>725525824
Meh, got my 1st hug with 16. I'm 20 next june and I'm still a kissless virgin.

>>725525447
To control time. Then I would be able to pause time, then I could fuck any hot girl, without them knowing it was me, even a celebrity. I would even take pics and then post them on 4chan for all to see.

>>725534927
When u said order a girl around to be yours I expected some dom kinky shit not this fag shit

>>725525447
Not being a semi introvert who only goes out when he has to go to school or buy groceries while there people who call me friend.

I cant help myself. If I do meet someone on private I'm very tired afterwards. Also I'm of course a kissless virgin and almost 20 years old.

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>>725525447
To marry a good woman, have a good paying and steady job and to have a few wonderful children.

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>>725525447
To find another anon and suck each other's cock while we look at and listen to Katy Perry.

>>725527559
and knowing she is half you also stirs your loins? Why don't you just try to fuck yourself

>>725528960
Easy Adolf Hitler...

that I didn't develop a breathing disorder or whatever the fuck this is

>>725525447
To wake up as a totally different person with different memories

>>725531688
Easy Skynet...

To be trapped in an outside toilet at a little girls soccer game.

>>725525447
To get this job.

>>725535538
If that's what I wanted I would just have said "I want a girl who is into BDSM"
But that's not what I want. I want a girl to be my plaything. For silly stuff, for pervertet stuff, for regular stuff, for anything. And absolutely obedient. I would love to order her to stare at the wall for hours just to see her follow my commands and I there wouldb e no kinky punishments for not following them. I would just disappoint me deeply.

>>725530194
>>725530773
Moar?

To go back in time and be an SS in charge of a death squad. Only I'd spend my time fucking any right young pussy I wanted before they got shot.

>>725536519
*It would just disappoint me deeply

>>725525447
To have enough money to buy a nice house, cars, clothes and to travel the world. Not mega rich just comfortable.

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>>725536332

>>725526813
Kekaroo

>>725525447
to have superman prime powers

>>725525738
Was about to post this

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I've had really bad derealization/depersonalization for the last 7 years, I just want to go outside and feel alive again

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>>725525999
Rip anon

>>725532269
any bikini pics ?

To be with her all the time, the long distance kills me

>>725535242
Fucking A start using drugs, dope girls love to give favours for candy... And dont act all pussy or you will get screwed

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This

>>725534610
One of my wife's friends is an ex-stripper

Smoking body but she is a complete bitch to everyone including her husband who knows her past.

Funny thing is I found out where she was stripping and I had more than likely seen her strip.

Nothing memorable I guess.

Would I fuck her?
Nah, it's like when you know too much about a person they just aren't desirable to you.

The only way I would take her if it was against her will and she was gagged.

>>725525447
To travel back in time three years and not do a lot of things that got me into this mess.

get my crush to like me.

To always be with her, the long distance is killing me

I want to lead a communist uprising

OP, my wish? To be friends with you

>>725535538
And that's why I said "all kinds of stuff." I didn't say "all kinds of kinky stuff". I really mean all kinds of stuff. I could even order her to punch me, or to read 4chan posts for me.

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>>725537066

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>>725537066
>chekd, nice dubs

>>725533347
Holy shit post them all

I want to be a billionaire

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for a girl come up to me cosplay as 2B fuck her and fuck her when her fucking vagina is so wet that i create a leakage in her fucking vagina. god id fuck her android pussy so hard. im horny

>>725536519
You literally said slave, that implies BDSM shit...

>>725537593
>Im horny

Would've never guessed by that post

mm got 3

to relive the life of the greatest warrior to ever live

to be born again as a hot grill

to be a student in japan learning something dope in the current state / age / looks as i am now

i want callie to love me

>>725537716
No it doesn't. If I had said sex slave it would.

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>>725536519

>>725525447
To impregnate all the women.

>>725536646
this

>>725537468
If I were to have a slave she'd get pissed and spit on and whipped until she screams everyday

>>725536332
>to BE the outside toilet at a little girls soccer game.

>>725537716
That isn't to say the cosplay wouldn't include BDSM equipment or that I wouldn't put a blindfold a gag and rub ice cubes all over her but that's just a tiny fraction of all the things I would want her to do.

>>725537903
>>725538021
That's some super light shit boi

to live forever

>>725537919
Yes, that, thank you sir.

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>>725537066

My biggest wish is to redo the past 5 years of my life knowing everything I know now. But even that doesn't satisfy me because I know I'd miss this shitty way too much. So I guess I'll settle for shape shifting or any other super power is good too though.

>>725525447
Money

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>>725538191
Yes. I 'm not into hardcore stuff. I would absolutely not do anything that could damage her also. Who doesn't take good care of their favorite toys?

>>725537830
I'm more of a bit gag kind of person

>>725527251
I'm 30. I have 4 children. As a father, I can with all honestly say don't fucking do it. It's bollocks. You'll just end up bitter and back on /b/ keking at autists because that's the only enjoyment you get these days. Fucking bullshit all of it.

Oh and deepest darkest wish guess that i didn't have four little drains in my fucking resources. Better yet that i never met my girlfriend turned mother of my children ten long miserable years ago.

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i want to marry rose and fuck her everyday

>>725525447
to be always young just to enjoy partying and bitches

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>>725538842

>>725538734
Taking good care is giving them what they deserve as a whore

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>>725538888
checked

to push all humans to evolve faster so that someday we'd be able to contact our god/creator, and have an actual relationship with him/her/it.

>>725538783
You were a leech once too you ungrateful little shit

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if quads i fuck rose someday

>>725539068
lol fucked

>>725525447
Being sent 5000 years back in time and remaining immortal and young until I once again reached this same date might be pretty fun... even if I could not alter major things with the time line

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>>725525447
Rule Hyperion

>>725538977
What if he is a cunt

>>725526926
Jesus fucking Christ that's bad.

Be happy...

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>>725539086
reroll atleast trips

>>725538783
4 kids at 30! Shiiit man! Just had my 3rd and 4th in the last two years. Oldest is 23 in June, I'm 40.

But you're right. Should've had my balls snipped years ago.

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>>725539457
fuck meme magic i want this so bad pls give me trips

>>725525447
To feel free.

To forget.

To find the words.

To heal.

To be heard.

To be forgotten.

To be guaranteed death, not promised eternal life.

>>725533119
What would you do, if it happened to be that we were already past the great filter- that were in, instead, the oldest surviving form of intelligent life in the local region of space we occupy, right here and now?

~38 million years. The "most advanced lifeforms in this part of the galaxy".

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>>725539537
cmon

>>725525447
Is to be a qt3.14 girl

>>725525447
groundhog day in life time scale, once you die, you repeat your life with all knowledge you've gained

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>>725539566
dude for you
you welcome

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>>725539651

>>725525447
To make my mom proud of me

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>>725539692
i think this is the worst get in my life

>>725538963
It doesn't matter what a toy deserves or wants. There is no point in punishing toys. You just play with them and then put them aside.

>>725537568
So fucking bad...

My biggest wish is to find the real love before this summer and spend some nice time with her

Do you fulfill the wish, too? or you're just asking?

My biggest wish is to get all these /b/tards their loves to fulfill their wishes and gain magic XP that I can control from there.

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be

I WISH MY BROTHER WAS STILL ALIVE

if you get dubs on this thread does your wish come true?

>>725528053
I'm late but I gotchu bro
lemme know if anyone likes
http://imgur.com/a/ovvJo

>>725541793
+10

>>725541793
BASED ANON!!!!
Give this man over 9000 interwebz!

>>725525447
I just wish I had enough money to settle my debts for good.

>>725541793
Sweet jeebus! She likes guns AND dykes out!?

WouldWife/10

>>725541793
I want to fill her up so bad

>>725541793
Love it dude

>>725542411
Too late, already wished for it. Thus the wish is mine
>>725529023

>>725525447
I want to be an 11 year old girl who stops aging at about 40 and reverts back to being 11 and for this to continue rest of humanities existence

(maybe longer if it turns out that there's anything worth being living longer than that for)

>>725543189
Stops at 40? Why would you want cellulite and floppy pancake tits? Stop at 25 then revert

>>725543501
Then he would spend most of eternity as a teen
Being a teenager sucks

>>725542837
I'll fuck your wish up when you come bursting through that door and seeing me finish filling her

>>725525623
what if she looks like you and she's only a 2/10?

>>725543501
It's about more than just the body (looks) for me

The only reason I'm not going to 50+ is because of aging problems (pack pain, arthritis, etc.)
Maybe I'd stop at 35, but I want to live a little bit as a middle aged person before going back to a child again.

>>725543586
>>725543501
Oh and this

>>725525447
for there to be a point to life. We're just a bunch of atoms, when we die nothing happens. Ultimatelym the universe will end and all progress will be meaningless. Might as well die

>>725537249
I know that feel, man...

>>725527251
Will you adopt me anon?

Am about to put my finger up my wifes smelly butt hole. She's snoring loudly and drunk. She never minds either...win as today her ass stinks more than usual.

>>725533411
>>725535242
i'm the guy who only wants a hug. i'm 26

If it makes you guys feel better, I was a kissless virgin till I was 20, met a smokin hot blonde who I dated for a year and got laid semi daily until I realized she was crazy.

Been with my cute 19yo filipina for the past 3 years now. First banged her when she was 16.

25 now.

>>725535751
i'm in!

>>725535750
Me too maaan c':

>>725543501
>>725543586
>>725543924
What if you get preggo? Does kid disappear when you revert?

I can understand some points of>>725543924...

But fuck man. Lemme live as a 16yo slut, fucking anything, everything, and seeing how much stuff I can stuff in my pussy.
I've always secretly wanted to be a 16yo slut and see what the biggest thing is I can stuff inside me, including horse cock, double fists, etc

>>725543632
Pffft....keep dreaming. Your a /b/tard, I'm a /k/tard. I already win by default

>>725546636
your katana won't do shit nigga

>>725547272
>thinks /k/tard means katana
Kek

Welcome to 4chinz newnig. Le Reddit might be better suited to your weak trolling methods

>>725547579
>never implied that retard
stop being autistic and fuck off already, I'll rip her pussy apart while you're standing in the corner looking at the scene, faggot.

>>725547880
You have your fedora ready for that, right?

>>725548576
nah

but i changed my mind. she fucks lesbos. I don't do that shit. rather not get cucked by a female.

>>725525447
I wish I could Just find my passion and stick to it. So I wouldn't feel so fucking lost all the time. I know I am capable of doing something with my life but just unable to keep my interest/enthusiasm

I want a sex slave chained up in my basement.

>>725548916
>rather not get cucked by a female.

You just admitted to being an inferior male specimen....

Check and mate, bitch

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>>725525447
That I met my dad

Never used to bother me but as I'm getting older I'm realising how badly
It's fucked my up mentally being raised by just a woman

i wish i'd die in my sleep so i don't have to blow my brains out and scar my little sister

>>725549418
just be the best person you can be, i feel for you random dood

i want to be my little sister's butthole slave

>>725526322
This as fuck

That I fucking pass this semester.

>>725549788
>>725549888
nice consecutive gets

>>725550108
get off 4chan and don't look back
then study for breakfast, lunch and dinner
I stayed here and now im a collage dropout and gay prostitute

>>725550108
Ah to be young and carefree again

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>>725525447
To live my ideal life.

>Find soulmate.
>Build Tesla based tech.
>Make moon home.
>Cure death.
>Build understanding of being, existence and everything.
>Rescue the father from the underworld.
>Confront the totality of existence.

>deepest wish

Gf having sex with another guy

>>725551229
same minus the soul mate and moon home also my dads alive thank jeebus.

Wish more people wanted what you listed

Man just looking at this thread, all the miserable outcomes of life. I'm fucking wasting away my youth.

to be dead and forgotten

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To know what I want

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I'm a simple man. I don't seek happiness, the perfect marriage, or the secret of life.

I just want enough money to get shitfaced every single weekend and, when my kidney fails, die as a rich man.

>>725525447
i wish i could live within the danmachi universe

>>725525447
To become financially stable and give people and sense on enjoyment.

And obviously be happy.