ask a guy with a full bag of doreets anything

>>725521000
a full bag of doritos is still only half full.

>>725521129
or half empty

>>725521129

>>725521000
how fast can you eat the entire bag?

>>725521000

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

>>725521268
if I was trying, prob 2 minutes. but I like to make them last

>>725521362
african or european??

>>725521000
Too much sat fat

>>725521000
where is cool ranch harvested from?

can i have one?

>>725521454
there's 1g in 12 chips. the sodium is worse
>>725521526
Disneyland
>>725521534
maybe if you post some pictures that l like

>>725521362
http://style.org/unladenswallow/

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>>725521526
You're asking too many questions...

>>725521671
fuck that, I'll go buy my own chips
I'm out

>>725521439
Noice

>>725521000
what's your favorite flavor?

>>725521000
Feed me some?

>>725521000
do you enjoy living off of fat and salt?

>>725521000
are you going to share?

>>725522070
cool ranch is clearly the best. the purple bag is good in moderation
>>725522195
post some good pics
>>725522250
yes

how many carbohydrates do doritos have?

>>725522250
Two of our most rudimentary dietry requirements

>>725522335
people who post good pics get rewarded with doreets

cum in it

>>725522421
18g in 12 chips which is 6% daily value

>>725522523
>cum in it
This seems to be the answer for every problem on 4chan

>>725521000
does it taste as good as it looks

>>725521438
2 minutes?
BS I don't believe you can eat a full size bag of Doritos in 2 minutes

>>725521000
with your post you have motivated me to and buy my own

>>725522779
you're right this is a family sized bag. maybe 8 minutes

>>725522785
nice I'm trapped inside under a 12 inch snow blizzard with my gf. was trying to play war thunder but the fucking rolling brownouts keep turning the computer off

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>>725522476

>>725522732
honestly not really. most doreets taste kind of stale now

>>725523111
my gf lives with 2 retarded Chinese exchange students who she hates so she disapproves this image

>>725522641
it is

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>>725523255
I agree with this completely. In mexico they drench that shit in flavor dust. Here in ameirca they just litely sprinkle flavor on it. Fucking capitalism.

>>725523467
Bummer. Better luck next bag, I hope.

How often do you find one of those 4 ounce massive welded Doritoes boulders?

>>725523713
if that's true fuck them. I know they've completely changed since I was in middle school because back then the vending machine bags were packed full and now you get 4 chips.
>>725523942
I've never found anything unique in a bag. maybe a double diamond but honestly shit luck when it comes to weird food stories

thanks to you im going to buy a big bag of doreets rn

>>725524246
I just made Doritos 2 sales of doreets thanks to this post

better advertising than their shitty commercials

>>725521000
what kind of monster calls them doreets?

seriously, op, where are the bodies?

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>>725524217
Try buying a bag at a little mexican store and do an elaborate cross comparison of flavors percentages. Report back to us with your research.

>>725524772
my gf does
>>725524815
but I don't live in Texas. maybe if you can find them on Mexican Amazon

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>>725522476
this good enouhg?

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>>725525255
lol that's pretty good and my gf approved so here you go

>>725521000
do u ever eat the doritos sauce it comes with? i always thrown mine away.

>>725526075
you better not be fucking with me

is there supposed to be a sauce packet like you get with macaronees?

>>725525656
thanks,also nice peanut butter pretzels

>>725526266
they all come with a sauce packet. you never knew that?

the sauce is shit idk anyone who eats it

>>725526343
fuck ya peanut butter pretzels are the shit
>>725526435
wait is this a real thing you're actually giving me autism right now

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>>725521000
alright guys this has turned into a battle of the snacks. first one to get trips chooses which snack will die.

Will it be the doreet? the cheezeet? the combo which is hard to see in the bottom right corner?

>>725526590
Different anon
Can confirm Doritos come with sauce packet
Although i think it taste fucking good, you haven't experienced Doritos until you've had the sauce that comes with it.

>>725526930
holy shit I'm about to kill someone if this Doritos sauce packet is just you guys fucking with me

>>725527129
a lot of people throw it out as i said but everyone knows about that thing. wtf anon? each flavor has a different sauce packet.

>>725527392
find me a picture of this sauce packet because I don't believe this nigga I'm trying to find it but I don't see shit

>>725527617
look at the bag you just bought. there it is.

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>>725527720
>my mind

>>725528602

>>725521000
full bag of trips

>>725528749
holy shit I didn't even notice. btw the legend continues >>725528602

>>725521000
Nice trips. matches the ritos.


also insert through anus or dick.

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>>725527617
>>725527720
Just got back from the store
Feelsgood i got two packets of sauce

>>725531237
oh my fuck

open the packet and take a picture

I still don't believe this. what country do you live in?

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>>725531487
Here is the sauce on the chip
I got the Spicy Sweet Chili kind
so the sauce taste is similar to the name

>>725532360
I will never believe this is a real thing unless I see it inside the packet

that looks like it could be duck sauce or some kind of BBQ sauce

don't bullshit me, bro

>>725532947
i suppose it's possible to overlook if you are so hungry but honestly it's a normal part of eating doritos. weird you didn't know...

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