NYC Thread? Manhattan master race reporting in Fuck Brooklyn,

>>725507528
Manhattan is home for so many cucks.

>>725507808
Says every peasant that can't afford to live here

>>725507528
Morningside here

>>725507808
Including Trump and his family

>>725507528
W-w-what about Staten island...Don't forget about us

>>725507961
Says the man with no car and 4 other roommates in a 700 sq ft apartment.

>>725507528
Queens is better. I have a driveway faggot

>>725508144
I've been to Staten Island only once in my life and I swear to god you people act like Jersey faggots so much while still trying to claim you're part of NYC. Queens for life, by the way.

>>725508144
Nah you guys are cool

Lived 6 blocks from the trade center,tribecca,86-93.great neighborhood

>>725507528
what neighborhood do you live in, OP?

>>725508162
>Lives in studio with no roommates
>Doesn't have to get gouged through car insurance/have to put up with traffic

you were saying?

>>725508712
upper east side

>>725508718
>misspells Closet
>Brags about packing himself into a crowded subway car

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Yonkers bitches!

>>725508759
so you live where there's fuck all except rich people and you're shitting on places where there's still a night life, convenient transportation and better food?

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West NY, NJ - fuck you guys.

>>725508925
Fucking Yonkers. You guys had the option of joining the rest of glorious NYC and you fags voted not to. You should all be wiped from the map.

>>725508923
>Walk to work
>Have 500sq apartment that has every I need

Yup

>>725508925
Fucking upstate NY. Yonkers is full of hick fucks.

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>>725509283
>that has every I need
>every

>>725508942
>Implying that the upper east side isn't a 20 min walk away from midtown
>Brooklyn full of hipster fags
>Queens full of immigrants
>Bronx is the Bronx

>Better food
There's a halal cart on every street corner in midtown

>>725507528
You'll be underwater in less than 50yrs, enjoy your stacked lifestyle

>>725509465
Working while browsing /b/. Excuse my typos if I'm trying to type fast

>>725509283
Do you bartend at Bondurants? Rathbones?
No wonder you can only afford a studio and want to shit on other boroughs to fill your emptiness.

>>725509490
> halal cart

holy shit. you probably order Domino's as well.

UES is the bit people skip over. because there's nothing there except rich people's apartments.

>>725509490
>Better food
>Halal

Cuck confirmed

>>725509673
>autist mistaking obvious insult for OP saying that he actually eats from halal carts

>>725508925
Ayyyy
What's good homie

>>725509716
See >>725509806

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>>725509573
>type fast
>type accurately

Pick one faggot

>>725509879
Triggered faggot detected.

You mad that you have to live in one of the shittier boroughs?

greetings from right next door

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>>725508759
Barron, please come back into the study. Your tutor is waiting for you. She promises not to touch your red pencils.

Please, Barron. For mommy.

>>725507528
>Grossly overpriced, don't give a shit if you're rich everything is a ripoff
>So many shitskins
>Less than 40% white
>Actually smells bad especially coming up from sewers
>Concrete jungle
>Homeless galore
>Least free state in the country, least free part of new york state
>Bunch of marxist cucks

Lol I'm glad I live in Queens. I've been taking the train to school for the past 5 years and I'm tired of it. I love driving so I can't see myself living in Manhattan or anywhere like it.

>>725507808
Can confirm

>>725509879
Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast

>>725510596
What part of Queens?

>>725508260
Ayy bby u wun sum fuk

>>725510688
Queens Village, borderline LI

Please don't track me down and rape/kill me

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>>725507528
jew

>>725509042
Smells like shit in your whole state

>>725507528
Queens for the win! Even though Manhattan literally gets all the goodies >:(

>>725509042
They named it West NY, even though you are in New Jersey.

Maximum cuck level achieved

>>725510816
Those Manhattan peasants will never get to you

>>725507528
Bronx, Morris Park here
My neighborhood is straight Italians and Albanians
You should have seen this place go crazy when Italy won the 2008 World Cup

Anyone wish NYC could become its own state?

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>>725510066
forgot pic

>>725511181
It pretty much is it's own Jewish state

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>>725511119
Bronx here as well, not too far from Morris park.

Ask a bronxite anything.

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How come we never get any HAPPENINGs? This blizzard was supposed to be the worst to hit us.

Everytime
>winter storm juno
>HAPPENING
>2 inches
>winter blizzard stella
>HAPPENING
>2 inches

>>725511084
Lol I'm glad.

On a serious note, do you ever reminisce about the old days? Like, it was so different back in the day. I swear even the sky looked different and the atmosphere too. Shit kinda sucks now.

>>725511195
>all that coastline
>still such a polluted depressing shithole
I actually don't feel comfortable knowing that out of control garbage fire known as New York City is flanking so much water..... are we keeping an eye on the amount of aids entering the water?

I live in Queens and having to go through Main St. every single day for the past seven years has been the reason why I feel suicide isn't such a bad thing.

>>725511331
If that ever happens, I'll make sure to recreate the Israeli/Palestine situation

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manhattan express reporting in

>>725511352
I don't know what you mean. You should go clean out your driveway or something though.

The last happening was Sandy.

>>725511352
Sometimes weather control doesn't turn out like they plan it.....

>>725511119
2006. guess it was loud.

>>725511578
Samefagging. And last year's ultra nigga snow storm.

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>>725511352
Lol anon now your gf isn't the only one who's dissapointed by two inches.

>>725511331
Dang that's a really long island

>>725512035
Aw fuck yeah Pete Davidson, son

>>725507528
Lived in the Bronx for 3 years (1 in Soundview 2 in Highbridge.)
Fuck. That. Place. Fuck all the niggers. Fuck the pretentious cucks. Manhattan is so much better.

>>725512674
Any stories?

>>725513035
Twin brother got robbed 20 seconds after leaving our front door by a squad of dindus, majority of the white people in Soundview are hipters fags, Highbridge is awful every time there's a fucking Yankees game as all the niggers are strolling around and people from Jersey infest the streets.
Fuck the Bronx.