*walks towards you*

>>725501805

Turn 360* and moonwalk away

> while staring into their eyes

*walks past*

"what do you want?"

>>725501805
kick his balls.

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>>725501805
Keep doing what I am doing while nothing happens and they walk right by me.

>>725502034
what balls ??

Demonstrate the difference between beach muscle and work muscle.

>What the fuck are you doing in my house whilst I'm browsing /b/?

>>725502161
gay

"Shabbat shalom, faggots ! Do you guys eat Kasher ?"

>>725501805
>Nod
>"Howdy"

>>725501943
btw im expecting an answer for this

*teleports behind them*
nothing personal kid

>>725501805

please don't bum me

please don't bum me

>>725501805

HEY IS IT QUEER AROUND HERE OR WHAT?

Boy, J-Pop boys band has changed.

"Do you even lift bro?"

>>725501805
*Drop to knees, open mouth*

>>725501805
"whoa whoa guys i'm straight I can't help you boys at all"

>>725501911
this

>>725501943
a blow job

>>725501805
>take advantage of their week cores
>charge head first into faggot with tiger hat
>he's out cold
>quickly use the hat to choke first faggot from behind whith my knee pushing his spine in and leaving him unconscious take all possessions of value sell in a pawn shop use money to help genuine homeless people out
>while helping out I meet a cute Japanese girl who dresses like that chick from street fighter "flying bird kick "
>we marry 'thanks chads

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White boys in the wrong place at the right time.

>>725501805

Pull your pants up, niggers.

>>725502210
I think you will find that body's like op's pic are weak as fuck and gayer than a bunch gays swimming in a pool of cum drinking it with straws
>you don't have to be cut to be muscly you faggot 'go choke on a male vegans asshole

Middle guy is obviously attractive but they're basically all just leaving DYEL status.

Anyone who has been lifting for 2 years will look better and be stronger.

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>>725501805
Mfw they make way for me. 6,33 ft and 300lbs.

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>>725501805
>*Staring back with my SS comrades*

>>725502426
they were holograms

>>725503561
Bismarck comes to the rescue

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>>725503750

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>>725501805
>360 roundhouse kick the faggot with the stupid hat
>deathgrip from balls
>squeeze til douchebag passes out and shriek in autistic rage
>activate full-on grouse ferocity and attack rest

on occasion people yield in face of relentless aggression even if the opponent might be unmatched

>>725501805
Pass them normally because they are white.

Break out stratego, play 4 a couple mins decide its gay then, form masterbation circle, got to pet store pick up many turtles the ones that swim, release into zoo into random exibits , then organize flashmob at the kfc wearing pleather coats all acting like johnny bravo wreck shit, run downtown to bar & steal all bar stools, screaming "this is where I left my stool, you dont want my shit" go back to zoo & wait for the show.

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>>725501805
>five hostiles, all unarmed
>one covered in tatts, might use that to an advantage
>could temporarily blind the one in the hat
>distract the leader by pulling his pants, as they're already halfway down
>that leaves me 3.2 seconds to take out the rear two, one of whom has shades....could use that against him
>can't lose sight of Tatts McGhee
alright, I know what I have to do

>sidestep and walk away carefully
>do not make any interaction
>listen for cues that they may try a surprise attack

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>>725502934

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>>725503561
Back in 1874, Bismarck knocked out an assasin in bad kissingen with his bare hands while the prick was shooting at him

That was Alpha af

Greetings Ed Hardy and friends! On your way to leg day I presume? Jolly good! Carry on!

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>>725504861
Wrong pic

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>>725505100
Dubs of truth

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>>725505100
What, you mean you *don't* walk around imaging yourself as Batman?

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>>725501805

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>>725504940
Like a baws

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>>725501805

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>>725501805
tell them this

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>>725505220
That kind of analyses is typical RDJ Sherlock

Batman has just edgy quotes

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