estonian thread all things estonian looking to grow my folder

Finfag here, i approve of this.

Speak me some estonian, the language seems so weird, its so similar to finnish but words mean different things.

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>>725495471
fun fact
im a burger who really likes estonia.

>>725495530
blasphemy!

But why estonia of all places, its weird for you to even know such a place exists.

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>>725495744
check'd
dunno, just always have had an interest in the country.
im saving up to visit in a year or two.
i also have an archive of over 400 estonian posts from 4chan that i have saved.

i may have mild autism over this country.

>>725495919
After seeing that picture i have to believe you, it fits the situation.

Some Americans i met in Italy really thought Finland was a made up country where santa comes from, so going off this, its really far fetched to see an American be interested in Estonia.

I dont share your fantasies so all i can do for you is bump.

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>>725496241
eh, living in europe for 10 years may have had something to do with me knowing the country exists.

>>725496355
It might.
I know you love Estonia, but what do you think of the rest of Europe and the northern Europe in particular.

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Does anyone know this kid?

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>>725496563
the only places i would consider visiting right now are the three baltic states, poland, and finland.

everything else is fucked.

>>725496738
Why Poland? also i know Sweden is fucked but what about Norway?

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>>725496937
only slavic nation worth a damn
i feel like norway is on the track to become sweden. just a hunch.

Estfag reporting in

>>725497125
If only all americans knew this much about Europe, then maybe i wouldnt hear "USA IS THE BEST" every time i visited /pol/

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>>725497402
YOU THERE
TELL ME OF YOUR COUNTRY

>>725497544
YOU THERE
CHECK OUT MY DOUBLES

>>725497544
did you get an erection? lol

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eesti bro
you got a discord?
i need estonian gaming friends.

>>725497844
fuck my feet hurt? the language is so weird! then again they propably think the same of Finland.

>>725497844

Tried translating a few
>in estonian
in finnish
in english

>eesti on nii ilus!
Viro on niin kaunis
Estonia is so beautiful

>tahaks kodus olla
tahtoisin olla kotona
I'd like to be home? Dunno i'm not sure

>vittu küll
vittu kyllä (does küll mean yes? i'm not sure)

>mu jalad valutavad
(Minun)Jalkoihini sattuu
My feet hurt

>need püksid ei ole uldse mugavad
Nämä housut eivät ole ollenkaan mukavat
These pants are not comfortable at all


I understood some bits at least. I think? Some eestibro tell me if i got those right.

>>725499110
Im also Finnish and this is how i would have translated it, except i would have guessed what "ilus" means.

>>725499336
Yeah most of them are easy to guess since püksid for example is officially housut in finnish, but you could also say pöksyt.

>>725495082
Estfag here, want to talk over some social media about Estonia?

Eesti nordic masterrace reporting in.
I'm glad to live in a country which isnt infested with the Nigger-plague. unfortunately there are russian gopnik, they are like white niggers tbh, never good for any kind of business.

>>725499836
Meil on Keskerakond, mis on kinda cancer tbh

>>725500077
tšeki duubleid.
terve valitsuse koalitsioon on persses. sotsid on kõige hullemad tho, 100% pure communism

>>725500366
that sentence confuses me so much, its like a mix of finnis and english with some gibberish thrown into it. wtf does it mean?

>>725500522
"check dubs
Whole government coalition is fucked, sotsialist are the worst tho, 100% pure communism"
Its full estonian

>>725500522
I was saying that our whole government is cancer and that social democrats are the worst. not too hard to guess why I think so.

>>725500366
Oi vittu on jh duublid. Täitsa keeks
Jummel tänatud et elan Saaremaal ja saan vaadata kuidas Tallinnas siukest nussi korraldatakse.

>>725495082
Estonia's not even a real place you mong. Might as well start an Atlantis thread

>>725501109
Türa küll käi vittu sa ameripaks

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>>725495744
>>725496355
>>725497411
>>725497544
>>725497844
>>725499555
>>725500366
>>725500522
Lord KEK has officially blessed this thread.

>>725500906
absoluutselt veab et seal elad. ise õnneks asun veits tallinnast väljas, ma neckiks ennast kui lasnas vms elaks

>>725501109
hui sa ka midagi tead,
vaata kaarti ja imesta.

>>725501233
Tura vura bura fulla ich penileshaft

>>725501109
halva kvaliteediga sööt on vette visatud.

>>725501436
Hui sing ching wing dong ui arh hut ig tutu

>>725501470
Halva b klava sui fei uiot dut tut

>>725501402
Oi kurat topp keeks
Eesti keeles igasugune 4chan slang on imeliselt naljakas.
Duublid, tripplid, kvaadrandid jne...

>>725501674
gettid,
kõlab hästi...

I think we need a translator here.

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juudid ahju
we need national socialist revolution here.
>>725501674
topelt kek,
on ya kusjuures väga omapärane

>>725495082
This will be one Sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow thread d:-D

Its like Finland, in that it's lazy and bored, but the people are like darker skinned like Hungarians, so they're less prone to bullshit about it.

>>725501785
Lõbusa loo aeg:
Vanas gümnas oli eesti keele õpetaja. Alustas esimest tundi lausega:"Põletame neegreid ja homosid"
Hiljem tutvustas meile 4chani, tänu temale shitpostin siin

>>725502290
mis gümnaasiumiga tegu on?

>>725502128
We are called one the most hardworking people but whatever

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kui keegi kivi tahab osta siis tulge õismäele

>>725502493
Tallinna Inglise Kolledž
NaeranOmaTagumikuOtsast ma tean

>>725502769
mis aastal umbes?

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tuttav elab valgas, käib maja kõrvalt viina ostmas

>>725503001
They tried the same thing in finland, but people are just paying more for alcohol, nobody stopped drinking because of the increase in prices.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB0W8YGHeAI

Head vaatamist!
Enjoy

>>725504234
need seal raplamaal ikka reeglina normaalsed
ei tea miks ta selline eriline on...