I'm gonna fuck a prostitute tomorrow, ama.

God speed, friend!

>>725494320
how big of a loser are you?

>>725494320

what are you doing tomorrow?

>>725494320
How much you paying?

>>725494443
$150

is it a dude or is it a chick

>>725494378
I have a job and car, live in my own place with my partner too. I rate myself as a 7/10 loser with 10 being NEET basement dewllers.

>>725494488

Gonna fuck a chick, but going to choose the exact one when i get there tomorrow

>>725494618
why are you paying, if you got it at home?

>tfw the reason your not fucking her today is because all twenty of her appointment times were booked

+50 men a week for years. try not to think about it.

>>725494840
She doesnt suck dick, and generally doesnt like sex. Raised a fundamentalist christian so even feels bad about getting fingered sometimes because "it isnt natural"

>>725494841
>tfw i use a condom and her years of experience make me have a great time...

>>725495360
you do realize that condoms don't complete protect you, right?

They offer very little protection from genital warts and hpv.

>>725495695
Thats a risk I am willing to take! Its at a brothel and their standards will be decent.

Not some street walker

Through what medium are you getting this hooker?

>>725496189
Going to a brothel, that way there is a selection and no one can see them visit my house.

>>725495272

Holy fuck, my dude. She needs to lighten up or you need to kick her ass out. Next to finances, sexual incompatibility is one of the biggest relationship killers out there.

Besides, if she gets a disease after you bang a whore, she'll leave you anyway.

>>725497228
IKR but saying "suck dick or im leaving" doesnt exactly get a woman wet does it?

Whore will be a brothel one with a condom too so disease shouldnt be an issue.

>>725497410
does she know you're doing this?

>>725494840
It's like when you have a full fridge, but you still hop out for a bite to eat

>>725497410

Look, I know we're both on /b/ but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're able to find a more tactful way of broaching subject than "suck dick or I'm out".

I've been in situations like that before and I'm telling you, if she's got hangups about the most vanilla shit like giving head and getting fingered, you're gonna run up a big fucking tab at that brothel. If she's not even willing to try (and I mean make a real concentrated effort) or at least seek professional help then you got a long road ahead of you.

Good luck to you buddy

>>725494320
Remember that women are not a thing, women are people, with feelings, espectations, and life.
Be gentle, don't kill her, and take a shower before going.
Enjoy a lot!

P.D.: If your intuition says that the girl is selling his body against his will, go to the police, don't try to save her alone!

>>725494320
Remember that women are not a thing, women are people, with feelings, espectations, and life.
Be gentle, don't kill her, and take a shower before going.
Enjoy a lot!

P.D.: If your intuition says that the girl is selling her body against her will, go to the police, don't try to save her alone!

>>725497608
Hell no! Itd ruin my life if anyone found out. Like id become homeless.

>>725495272
Fundamentalis Christian... So, you imagine HELL like a cave full of lava... but you're living in hell, with a wife that don't even fuck!

>>725497879
I have tried many times to talk about it, and the problem is that she pretty much has no sexuality.

You know when you get horny and get to the stage where youre much more open to things? Well she doesnt have that. She doesnt have any fantasy of any kind, and when I ask her she cant name any sexual act she likes.

Id eat her out for hours, i love it but she doesnt!

>>725498327
She never even fingered herself, so she is so tight that her pussy is sore for 2 days after missionary sex.

>>725498362
This is a great moment to dump her... you can't live with such kind of "crazy cat lady" potential!!

No one fucks a prostitute "tomorrow". You're either fucking a prostitute...or you arent. Virgin.

>>725498706
Well sorry that my schedule doesnt match your expectations.

>>725498706
Don't blame him! He's not feeling ok. He loves his partner, and want her to fuck and enjoy being free adults. But she keeps ignoring his desires, sexual satisfaction seem to be far, far away, and that kills your mind!

>>725498596
If only it were so easy.

>>725499199
I know!

>>725498362
She may be asexual. It's an actual condition that needs treatment. Gently talk to her about it and go see a doctor.

Or it could be she has repressed her desires to such an extent due to religious upbringing that she cannot derive pleasure from it. Also need to see a therapist for that. Treat it like a condition or illness.

>>725494320
Why are these AMA threads always about "I'm gonna _______ tomorrow?"

Try not to kill him/her.

>>725499573
Cos im not gonna post to /b/ when im on the clock with a whore

>>725499492
I am sure it is the repressed desires due to religion.

I have talked about a therapist but that was a huge problem for her. The therapist would reccomend stuff that the church wouldnt allow, the therapist is not a christian, im not going to talk to some stranger... etc etc.

>>725495272
Tell her to talk to a priest re if it's ok to enjoy sex. Oh wait, you're not married. We'll there's your answer.

>>725500037
Are you married to her? Of course it's a big decision and complicated but ask her if she would be willing to get treatment if you agree to marry.

Sex is one of the most important parts of a relationship. It is unfair to you. You HAVE to make that clear to her. I am religious myself so can only advise you getting married first but whatever helps you anon.

I would not go to a prostitute. At worst, go visit those Asian massage places.

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>>725494320
Whoop dee dam foo

Enjoy your AIDS

>>725495272
I've spent an almost 4y relationship with a girl like this and let me say it's not worth the effort. The only reason I've spent so much time with her is that she was a solid 9/10 while I'm an oldfag so I thought I would've never had the occasion to meet a real girl again but really, I'm so happy to have dumped her. There is no actual reason to keep her and if you are worried about how you will feel after, just fap 3/4 times in a row and you will not even remember the bitch's name

>>725500482
Yea we are married, for a few years now too.

I have just resigned myself to her never changing. The false hope i used to give myself really had a bad comedown.

Religion has fucked my life

>>725498085
so what are your preventative measures for people finding out?

>>725500757
Word.

Before my current partner I was with this girl who would talk dirty, send nudes, etc etc. It was so fucking hot i felt like i was on fire whenever i was around her. I just really miss that excitement and togetherness that came from wanting to fuck eachothers brains out.

>>725500822
Mmm ok /b/ro, just when you'll go nuts and murder your family remember to post screencaps before an hero

>>725500913
Far away location, park my car far away too, go out when no one is home. Pay in cash with money not withdrawn from any bank account. Use condom to prevent disease.

>>725500822

Then she has no excuse. Religion only prohibits pre marital sex for the safety of society. Problems that develop as a result are treatable and should be done so.

Tell your wife firmly that you are unsatisfied and its hurting you. The religion of the therapist has no connection whatsoever to her and should not matter. If it does, tell her that her own religion didn't mention that you can't get treatment from a non-believer (I've researched multiple religions and this is true for all of them).

Religion should not be used as an excuse to cover up for our own failures, insecurity, faults and fears.

>>725501216
How does fuck a prostitute become kill my family??

How is that linked at all...

>>725501387
All that you say is objectively true, but the problem is you cant brute force someone to FEEL like they enjoy sex, or force them to have sexual urges.

I wish she would go to a therapist but i cant force her to.

>>725501389
Is this a bait?

If not, well I just can't imagine a life spent with a woman like this not ending with a rape+murder+suicide combo

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>>725501282
Dude, WASH. FUCKING. EVERYTHING. Ideally, take a change of clothes which you leave in your car. After smash. strip off outside car, put sex stink clothes in trash. Drive home (I hope for your sake your gf is out). Strip as soon as you get through the door and put your clothes in the wash. Shower like a mad cunt. Valet car.

>>725499492
Not OP, but I've got a frigid cunt of a wite too. Tried everything.

Next to "suck my dick or I'm out", "you might have a mental illness" is the next favorite thing on the list of things women like to hear, lol.

>>725502496
Thing is, i could probably force her to blow me, but it would be a horrible experience. She'd def cry afterwards.

Like forcing a shit out, it is so much better when you can do it naturally rather than strain.

>>725503027
...Plus you actually dont resent the shit from forcing its way out afterwords, which won't be the case if you go all marital rape on her.

>>725503027
Mine would go all righteous indignation and probably murder me in my sleep or call the bolis.

She's fucking nuts but I value the institution of marriage and won't leave. If I didn't live in BibleBelt, USA I'd be at least visiting a rub+tug occasionally myself tho.

Have fun with your ladyfriend tomorrow. Bust a nut for me too.

I was married and in a long term relationship for 15 years. Ended it about 2 years ago, and I've been on a tear, both with prostitutes and regular dates. I've probably had about 40-50 sex partners in the last 2 years.

I'll tell you this, while there is nothing like being in love and having sex with that woman, I was with a prostitute yesterday and it was the best sex I've ever had.

It was the second time I've been with this particular girl. Saw her last month, and took it slow and easy. She's a 20 year old latina. Very pretty, very cute. American born, and gorgeous.

Yesterday, I start fucking her and asking if she likes it rough, and she does. I choked the shit out of her. I never realized I like that shit either. I choked her, slapped her titties, gnawed on her, and fucked the shit out of her, making her take my spit in her mouth. It was just pure raw carnal sex. Now for some of you, this is probably normal sex. For me, it was extremely aggressive, and when I came it was amazing.

I've been on cloud 9 since yesterday. Can't wait to do it again.

>>725503949
Shes a perfect room-mate, thats the best way to describe how i feel.

Thing is, i want a gf/wife not a room mate.

>>725504144
Didn't wanna fap again today annon...
Nice digits btw

>>725502175
this OP your woman may not like sex but she can probably smell it on you from a mile away

>>725504144
>extremely aggressive

just wait till you experiment with handcuffs and blindfolds, shit will be so cash

>>725494840
Virgin detected

>>725494320
So.. Your mom's busy from 2:00 to 2:05?

>>725504575
>Shes a perfect room-mate, thats the best way to describe how i feel.
>Thing is, i want a gf/wife not a room mate.

Holy shit, we are literally the same person. I feel exactly the same way.

>>725500519
Virgin detected

>>725504978
If youre a chick wanna meet up?

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>>725505122

have fun with STD op

>>725495980

Where? Parump, NV.....EU???

>>725494320
why not just buy a fleshlight and run it under hot water?

>>725497608

Well, we're tellin' her now, dude! Believe that shit!

>>725505564
Australia M8