What's the gayest thing you've done /b/

Once I used a macbook to check my emails.

Once held a Samsung Galaxy for a friend for a few seconds. Once. For a few seconds.

>>725493287
Had missionary sex with a woman for the sole purpose of procreation

Sucked a cock and swallowed the cum. No homo.

Sucked my brother's cock while he was asleep

>>725493287
Fingered a homeless man that was asleep

Had sex with a man. Was pretty gay.

Sucked my friends dick and bottomed for him

I made a thread

>>725493287
I had a threeway with two guys

>>725493287
Browsing /b/

Lost weight watching Richard Simmons video "Sweating To The Oldies"

>>725493287
Went on this website

I was an OP once

>>725494604
fuck this is the gayest shit i've ever heard and i have fucked two femboy

>>725493287
I voted for crazy Bernie

>>725493287
browsed 4chan and saw this post

>>725494604
Wow. I sucked off a trap and that wasn't this gay

Have a day off from work and am hoping I connect with someone who wants to come over and jack off while my gf is away. That'd pretty gay.

Also I've had gay sex before

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>>725493287
I made this

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>>725493287

Sucked dick a number of times.
Bottomed twice for this one black guy.

I thoroughly enjoyed all of that. Getting fucked really felt great. But I wasn't attracted to the guys, dick never got hard..

Then I hooked up with a trans girl. That was a different story

watch gay porn.

>>725494896
Speaking of which if anyone in the bay area wants to do gay stuff let me know. That is the SF bay area in California

Sometimes I post naked pictures of myself in boy butt threads

>>725493287
Made out with a girl while being wasted. At least she was an 8/10 though.

Got convinced into getting sucked off by another dude.

Kind of gay looking back it.

>>725495044
You said bay area in a gay thread. I think we all know what bay area you are talking about.

>>725495030
tell more about getting fucked by that guy. kinda curious because i have the same story, but i am the black man in it. kek.

inb4 gtfo nigga

>>725493786
Fucking monster!!!

>>725495376
Lmao good point.

I got raped in the butt while I was passed out in my own vomit.

But I've done a good amount of buttstuff to myself prior to that. I'm talkin' cucumbers.

>>725493287
Fucked a man in the ass.

>>725493287
had sex with a dude. also I blew a guy at a party while my gf was upstairs getting wasted

>>725494396
Read your post

>>725493287
My mom was friends with a woman who had a son 2 years younger than me, and he would stay the weekend about once a month while his mother was off doing something, we knew them for when I was young and from about the age of about 11 to 14 I use to get him to suck my dick, and when I was 14 and he was 12 I started fucking and cumming in his ass, the first time I totally freaked out because I gaped his asshole and I thought it was permanent. I fucked him in the ass quite a few times and I use to suck his dick after so in the hope he would never tell. He didn't and then his family moved because of school for him, and never saw him again. Never had a gay experience since, happily married.

Had a threesome with a friend and his wife (then fiance). I've always been pretty open-minded, and they knew that. We talked about DP'ing her and agreed to try it.

After a ton of lube, we finally both got in there. He's bigger than me, so he laid on his back and went in her first, then I pressed my cock against his and use it as a guide to get into her too. Took a while, but once I was in, it was the most intense and satisfying feeling I'd ever had.

He came pretty quickly but stayed semi-hard. It took me a while to cum (always does), and she kept begging me to finish, I think because she was getting worn out. His cum made it extra slippery. Felt fucking amazing. When I finally came, it was probably the best orgasm I've ever had.

We talked about doing again, but then she went on some guilt trip thanks to her parents and turned super religious.

>>725493654
/thread

>>725495854
did balls touch?

>>725494110
I've sucked my older brothers dick a couple times when we were drunk

>>725496019
Stories pls

>>725494218
in the back seat of your mother's car?

>>725494604
Bruv I'm having my ass rammed by a thick dick right now and I gotta say this is the gayest it possibly gets

>>725496157
how to greentext? cba to write paragraphs

>>725493287
I took a trap out on a date one time, but i just got him drunk, roofied him, then beat the shit out of him, and took his money. Rich as fuck parents.

EVERYONE in the SF bay area is into gay stuff!

Not really gay but definitely homo erotic. I tag teamed a friend of mine with a mutual friend after she got out of a long term relationship and spent the night talking about how she couldn't wait to have " single sex " she teased the fuck out of us all night and I asked her if she wanted to stay over with me and my friend C. She agreed & we got her naked during strip poker and got her to blow us. After a couple rounds of fucking she's on top of me and C pushes her down and get on top of her back and tries to put his dick in her ass. She tells him no and to stick it in her pussy. At the same time? An she said yes. So she gets reverse cowgirl on me and lays he back on my chest and my dick in her pussy he sandwiches her and sticks his dick against mine and pushes it in her pussy.. Only lasted a few minutes but was kind of akward

Ran a can of pringles up me arse once

>>725495044
I'm in SF, but I don't have the day off work. Also, hooking up with someone through 4chan...

Had a threesome with a Tranny and a dude she brought. Actually didn't enjoy it, i couldn't get hard because it feels too gay. On the other hand i used to fuck that same tranny form time to time. She looks a bit petite and kinde girly. Suck her dick and so. So, i guess i did pretty gay things. Don't mind at all, though.

Got on my knees and sucked two guys off at once, let them cum on my face, then let them bend me over and take turns fucking my ass. No homo.

>>725493287
opening this thread to call you a fag. you fag.

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I like to crossdress and when I was a freshman in college I got blasted at a party and this one guy who was obviously gay started to kiss me. I had to vomit so I went to the bathroom and kind of passed out for a little bit and when I woke up I had my panties around my legs and he was blowing me. He told me he thought my panties were cute.

I have an online friend and we sext each other all the time and talk about guys and dicks and stuff. He has a really nice body and I like him a lot. He turned me on to wearing tight underwear and jockstraps and convinced me to get my first dildo :3

When I was a junior in college I met a guy online and he came over to my apartment. We made out for about half an hour and felt each other up, then we stripped down got in my shower and jacked each other off. I got down and blew him too. It felt weird but in a good way to have another dick in my hand and another guy cum all over me. After that we made out some more and we went back to bed and kept making out and grinding on each other. After we fell asleep I woke him up with another bj in the morning

>>725493287
masturbated with a carrot to see how it feels

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>>725493287
My wife fingered my ass while fucking...or during her blowjob.

>>725493287
Ate another guys warm cum out my gf pussy

>>725498041
You got a good wife

>>725496865
Yeah I feel it but I've done it before believe it or not. Granted that was in like 2011. Anyway I'm not really trying to do anything major today just smoke weed, play some wiiu and ps4 and hopefully have a guy join me.

>>725495230
that just happend to me the other night
yolo

>>725498126
Yeah, she is very hot and a true slut.

i regularly do fap roulettes

>>725493287
Got my fists stained with the blood of the faggot I was beating.

>>725498447
and now you got aids

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None of those men are gay. Look here's proof.

>>725493786
Still sad that my genuine adoration and respect for the female anatomy is a copypasta

>>725495798
>who had a son 2 years younger than me, and he would stay the weekend about once a month while his mother was off doing something, we knew them for when I was young and from about the age of about 11 to 14 I use to get him to suck my dick, and when I was 14 and he was 12 I started fucking and cumming in his ass, the first time I totally freaked out because I gaped his asshole and I thought it was permanent. I fucked him in the ass quite a few times and I use to suck his dick after so in the hope he would never tell. He didn't and then his family moved because of school for him, and never saw

Would you ever do it again if you saw him? How did he end up?

I dated a boy and sexted him alot, got me addicted to sexting now I regularly go onto gay forums to show other men my dick and live wank with them still not out to family and dont think im gay

i dress up in my wifes dresses and spend all day with a buttplug in whenever she goes to work. Doing it now.

>>725496865
it's not like someone on 4chan would have you come over then torture and murder you

>>725494604
Even a trap, with a corn-cob stuck up its ass, walking more funny has more dignity then OP.

>>725499313
so you gonna show your dick here?

>>725493287
Visit /b/

Fucked a shemale

When I was 15 I'd post on Craigslist and I'd get fucked and suck dick for money

Got down on one knee to say sorry to my ex girlfriend for hanging out with my friends instead of her

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>>725493654
I hope you got tested after

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>>725501968
that's not gay, you're just a bitch

>14
>go on craigslist.
>meet older men and sleep over so parents wouldn't find out.
>crossdressed and gangbang until 17.
> first time i went over to this 40 something dudes house.
>i sucked his dick for hours and we found anotger guy on craigslist that night too.
>sucked both dicks and got passed around by older men.
>ass dripping with cum
>fucked in everyroom for over 5 years.

Put an ad on Craigs List. 8 showed up to the motel. All 8 fucked me several times. I was a cummy mess inside and out. When we were done. I took a shower and went home to my wife.

>>725496376
put down one of em >
>op is a faggot

>>725498447
Donkey punching a bloody period vagina eh? Reeee the feminist penis police
>>725498725
Truvada. Also takes a pint of blood to catch it. Aaaand it doesn't work on vaginas too well. Enjoy the zika. Fungal based throat cancer. Herpes. Incurable gonorrhea. And nagging. I'll go with a surrogacy like Ronaldo did. Two times

>>725502113
How many aids do you have?
Also post boipucci

I had a dream i hooked up with a guy