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Ask a guy on watch anything. Go ahead, I'm here all day...
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>>725493140
feeling good, killing inocent people?
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>>725493140
Why did you drop out of high school?
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i remember those days, OP. was at a LAMPS squadron for 4 years. have fun! i'm sure there are a lot more forms of entertainment nowadays to keep you from falling asleep
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>>725493140
How are you?
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>>725493140
What was the last book you read?
Are you allowed to wear headphones on duty?
Anal or oral?
Best webcomic ever?
What's your dream car?
Do you suffer from long term memory loss?
Have you ever been out someplace recognizing everybody's face until you realized that there was no one there you knew?
Did you shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?
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>>725493304
Yes
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>>725493304
ooohhh edgy contributions brah
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>>725493304

i agree with you that we are killing a lot of innocent people in Afghanistan, so so innocent, like a young beardless boy.
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>>725493140
How many hours till you are switched.
Can you jack off or are there cams nearby?
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>>725493494
good, keep on going then
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>>725493140
What's your rate?
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Ready for war so you can get killed by some shithead in Iran or North Korea?
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>>725493319
Graduated with my Master's last year
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In which countries militairy do you serve?
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>>725493427
>Currently reading Dostoevsky's "Crime and Punishment"
>Technically no
>Don't mind either
>Trans Am or El Camino
>I'm not sure
>All the fucking time. I get a lot of Deja Vu episodes as well
>Yes, and whenever I hear a whistle, I hang my head and cry
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>>725493656
HN currently waiting for my next hospital orders
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>>725494093
Well, you got ONE out of the three song references.
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same here lol
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>>725494401
I try, anon
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>>725493140
What hand to hand combat system do you practice?
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>>725495031
>implying the Navy actually gets to do cool shit like hand to hand combat
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>>725495208
Do you know anything about what seals etc. practice?
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>>725494186
Probably going to Fort Belvoir Community Hospital
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>>725493140
Whatcha watching?
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>>725493140
Hey fucktard answer my question about hand to hand combat systems
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>>725495351
Nope. I know a few guys who went to BUDS, but that's pretty much the extent of my knowledge
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>>725495398
Nah I'm west coast so they'll probably keep me in Cali
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>>725495574
Thanks mate! Do you know anything about the psychological forces of your army? I think I saw a documentary once about such a group in the US military
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>>725495504
See>>725495398
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>>725493140
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use Even go want to do look more like?
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>>725495455
Paint dry
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>>725495837
I do sometimes wonder if the same question has been asked in a way that one may someday be born who can answer that which has been questioned
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>>725494927
Fuck off
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>>725495749
If you're asking about the psychological strain put on Special Forces/Special Warfare Operators during training, yes it does get pretty intense. The guys I know we're locked in small boxes, went through total sensory deprivation, we're beaten and interrogated, and ultimately had to devise and enact escape plans to avoid their captors. It's all part of the training that prepares you for being taken as a prisoner should that ever happen in the field
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>>725496024
kek
You are alright anon.
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Bleh, dude ur in the navy. Easiest fucking duty ever. Regardless of the type. When do u EAS what rank are you?
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>>725496118
It's just a prank bro
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>>725493140
where exactly are you
and ill pay for a set of those cammies
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>>725496604
Probably might make E5 by 2021 when I get out depending on advancement results and quotas
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>>725496685
Nice try Hitlery Kitten
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Tell us about all the navy sloots/wooks. Married and unmarried
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>>725493140
What do you do when you see another man with better boots than yours?
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>>725497048
Boatswain's Mate and Aviation Ordnance chicks fuck like they're about to be pumped full of their dad's acceptance. Watch out for the short blondes because they get around a lot as well. Corpsman females are generally more elusive; I think it's because they are more aware of and concerned about STDS and whatnot
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>>725497226
I respect his dedication and offer him a beer or smoke as any man should.
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>>725493140
why are you here shitbag? did you run out of boot polish?
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My wife is a short blonde sailor, how likely is she to get gangbanged on the coast guard cutter she'll be deployed on for 4 months
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What watch are you standing? Where are you stationed?
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>>725493140
Are you a guy on watch? What sort of things can I ask you?

How much time to we have?
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>>725493140

in general how is the re-enlisting environment , and are plenty of new people coming in?

I separated a few years ago (EM5), and I'm seriously considering getting back in after 2 business failures.
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>>725493140
How old are you and how long have you been enlisted?
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>>725493140
Fuckin navy faggot go kys
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>>725493587

>Not getting the bacha bazi reference
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>>725498010
I know 2 guys who just reenlisted. Personally I think it's a terrible idea but that's just me
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>>725499035
O shit u got me faggetty Anne
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>>725498010
Look at all those faggot semens... 100 come in, 50 couples come out.
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>>725493140
what is your seventh general order?
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>>725499220

the military is life in easy mode. It's been brutal for me out here. Right now I'm paying close to $600 a month for medical insurance. And I will probably be slaving away till I'm 70 at a job I don't particularly like. Also, something I never appreciated while in the service "free Attorneys" . those fuckers are expensive as hell out here.
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>>725493140
What's your favorite tasting crayon?
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What command are you in? Rank?
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>>725499611

you have no idea what you missed on fat slob.
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>>725499611

here's a free badge. Don't forget to carry it at all time for your own safety.
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>>725494927
Oy Vey!
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>>725500095
Yea right faggot. All the thai lady boys you can handle. Kek. Jerkin your bunkys off in those tight quarters..
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>>725499750
Yeah I get that. There's some pretty decent benefits and the job is pretty damn easy. I just miss being able to do what i want without having to go through the chain of command to get everything approved 6 months in advance
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>>725500203
Did u get triggered faggot? Did i make u have flash backs of your gay encounters?
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>>725493140
Did you really have many other options in life since you were a C/D student?
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>>725500601
>>725500712

WHO THE FUCK IS TRIGGERED HERE?!!!!! THIS IS ME ON MY BEST DAY. NOW BACK TO YOUR STARBUCKS YOU PAMPERED FUCK!!!!!
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>>725499749
Talk to no one except in the line of duty
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>>725493140
shitmate, those boots look like ass. only a soup sandwich would polish the tips only. make those boots sat with some matte finish faggitt
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>>725493140
Who are the 3 hottest females in your company?

And who are the 3 sluttiest?
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>>725499914
Pic related
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>>725500862
I dont drink that watered down shit. You on the other hand have swallowed so much seamen you need to drink everything diluted to wash the salty taste out your mouth
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>>725494927
F
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>>725501057
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>>725494927
why
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>>725493140
Nice feet.
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>>725500916
You're either an extremely moto senior chief, or a fucking DEP skrub. Take a chill pill, nobody polishes the whole fucking boot in the Fleet
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>>725494927
Fuck off
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>>725501215
And you fucked boy butts.
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>>725493140
Fucking POG
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TMD kids aren't supposed to have phones during watch. Reported.
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>>725501287
i polished my whole boot because I'm fuckin' JOE NAVY MOTHER FUCKER, and because I LOVE MY COUNTRY
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>>725501413
>boy butts
WTF are you 12??? It's called a Mangina.

Psstt, Here is your dad "while going out with the boys"
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>>725493140
When is the last time any military branch had to shine their boots? That's been gone for like 20 years you bull shitter
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>>725493140
What are u watching?
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Ayyyyy Awv3 here
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>>725502264
those are some 3rd class boots if i do say so myself. Do you even love your country shitmate?
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what's for chow?
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>>725493140
How many fights have you been in?
Coke or pepsi ?
Play any video games?
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>>725503177
cock
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>>725493140
Shut up boot. Hope you get hazed.
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Fucking Travis is that you?
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AF equivalent to a CTN here
hi.
been on a navy base most of my career.
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