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Explain this. He could fuck whoever he wants.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Explain this.
He could fuck whoever he wants.
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>>725486874
Well he can't fuck himself.BOOM.
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thats his mom, they aint fuckin.
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>>725486874
Maby her blowjob-game is awsome
Or you know, he just likes her and been with her for a long time
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>>725486874
he probably did for ages, now just needs to be loved
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>>725486874
He's an adult. Someday you'll understand.
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>>725486874
Its called being loyal you fucking cuck.
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>>725486874
>Explain this.
>He could fuck whoever he wants.
Well apparently he wants to fuck her.
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>>725486874
>4chan is cynical
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>>725487000
So your wife is a landwhale too. Great.
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and how do you know he doesn't OP? u spying on him?
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>>725486874
Anon she is at least a woman and not a man in a dress, so he's doing way better than most on /b/.
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>>725487000
trip of truth

also if he fucks someone else, there goes half his fortune
it's called mariage
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she's rich and he's doing it for the money
don't judge unless you've been staring down an empty larder before, he's gotta do what he's gotta do
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>>725487042
>>boratmywife.gif
Also, you forgot to check 'em.
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>>725487122
Check yoself nugga
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>>725486874
She's probably really good in bed.
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>>725486874
He's gay, she's a hint of lavender
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>>725486874
He loves her?
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>>725487164
it's wolverine
dont you think he got "enough" money?
if I had that much money i would rather fuck 20 y/o sluts and only drive 5 lamborghinis instead of 50
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>>725487395
Yea that would be fun for a while, but you know, sooner or later you´d come to a point where you wanted someone that likes you and isnt just after your money.
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>>725486874
Perhaps it's love, mate.
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>>725487395
12yo confirmed
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>>725486874
He's a closeted homo she's his beard duh
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>>725487286
that explains why I wanna suck his dick
no homo
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>>725487571
>she's his beard
wat
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>>725487525
yes or 25 and since 8 years in relationship
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>>725486874
He does fuck whoever he wants. Fat bitch just keeps his head in check.
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>>725486874

Unironically this >>725487000!

ITT: virgins who don't get any sex and therefore are like little kids in a candyshop say that if they could, they'd be hitting every day another teenage pussy.

Pro tip: you don't! when you're in this position you don't have your little 12 years old self fantasies (or 30 year old wizzard fantasies since they are basically on the same level as 12 year olds)
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>>725487113
Kek
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Complacency. She thinks she can be a slob because "she's got him". This toxic shit can affect any marriage. If i put in the effort to look presentable for you, at least do the same.
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>>725486874
after all he is a HUGE JACKED MAN
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>>725486874
He loves her? There's more to long term relationships than the physical.
>>725487000
Trips of truth.
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>>725487930
Okay, so just emotionally retarded then. Poor manboy.
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>>725486874

jackman grew up without his mother, the selfish cunt went back to england leaving him in australia, its only natural for him to grow up and want sex with an older, kind woman..

im sure every hollywood agent has told him this - "dude you can date around and make yourself even more famous"..
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Herpes type 3
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>>725486874
He's gay, she's just his disguise. The guy probably fucks all sorts of Thai boys on the side.
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They've been married 20 years, have been through miscarriages, have adopted children, are religious, and have stood by each other during cancer scares. Something tells me all of that is more important to him than a big handful of silicone titties.
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>>725487846
>I'm an illiterate faggot.
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>>725486874

He's been married since the 90's so if I had to guess, i'd say he spent his 20's fucking whoever he wanted, and chose to spend the rest of his life with someone he wanted to spend that kind of time with.

Also, she was a complete milf a few years ago, so there that. She's a good bit older than him so naturally age will get her sooner.

So basically, he married a hot older lady when he was young, And now they're both 20 years older, and he's still with her. What
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21 Years together...
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>>725488439
But fucking porn stars is fulfilling, right?
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>>725488301
so you dont even fantasize? poor beeing
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i know them both she is a lovely lady and a beautiful person. when you find a diamond there's really no need to polish it
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>>725486874
A man can't give up on a girl he wants to keep.
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>>725486874
he would be just as fat if he wasn't roided up on TRT
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>>725486874
some guys like fatties
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>>725488543
Fulfilling your ass with a giant strapon, yes.
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>>725488545
>ur just jelly of muh pleb fantasies.
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>>725488459
just explain what "his beard" means, dude.
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>>725488473
21 years.

I am sure there plenty of anons (wizards) who can't get 1 hour.
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Aussie chicks are fucking cool too.
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>>725486874
they are married since 1996, i think there something called love
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>>725488699
A beard is a sham wife some actors have to hide the fact they're gay.
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>>725486874

He married her when she was more famous than he was, and she was still somewhat attractive. She helped launch his career. He's a loyal guy I guess.
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>>725486929
no, shes his wife
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>>725486874
they've been together since 1995
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>>725488753
I feel like anons are the sort of people who clap when a long marriage breaks down.

They have nothing but contempt for happy people.
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>>725488674
yes I'm such a pleb because I dream of driving lamborghinis and fucking tweens in my fiftys... shame on me
you fap to traps faggot
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>>725486874
her mind. when truly falling in love w/ someone physical appearance quickly becomes secondary.
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>>725486874

she is about 13 years older than him... I guess he is into GILFS.
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>>725488886
>Reddit rears its faggy head once again

:^)
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>>725488906
>tfw 36 and fucking an 18 year old
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>>725488768
ah, makes sense, thanks.
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>>725489036
>hurr reddit

How is depression working out for you?
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>>725486874
Y'all know Hugh Jackman is gay, he married his beard.
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>>725488906
>yes I'm such a pleb because I dream of driving lamborghinis and fucking tweens in my fiftys
>fucking tweens
>tweens
nah, you're not a pleb... you're a genuine paedophile.
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>>725487113
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>>725486874
until 2 seconds ago. I didn't give a fuck who he banged. After a quick google search...

Seems she was legit hottie when younger.
Now; He fucks whoever he wants.
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>>725487000
trips of truth
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>>725488906
Like, then why are you arguing with people on 4chan? If this was real why don't you go have more fun with one of them girls? Or perhaps deep down you understand what you mean and you really are searching for what's real, you just don't realise it yet.
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>>725489195
god, maybe you should marry and old horse too to prove how straight you are to the world

(note: you'll bang your nephews on the down low)
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When youre alpha you just dont care what others think
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>>725486874
>good looking guy staying faithful to his wife of 2 decades even if she has ages
>neck beards can't understand why he isn't out fucking young bitches
>same neck beards are fapping to trap porn

Stay faggots /b
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>>725489446
>note: you'll bang your nephews on the down low

That's fucked up fantasy you have.
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>>725487000
No one in /b/ will understand that.
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>>725489576
Kek, they're also the same neck beards who chased out cam girls on b, but literally fund traps' lifestyles.
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>>725487511
This. Everyone who understands that being in love, being loved and loving is something different gets it.
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>>725487113
lost
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>>725489446
so, in order to prove myself straight.. I'll marry a horse, and fuck the nephews I don't have.

right.

.. right.
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>>725486874
I would say they are same age. He is already 48.
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>>725489195
Plebophile
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>>725489732
/threading my own thread, because you all know im right
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>>725489425
>>725487511
for myself and people like you. It's like knowing what is right and what not but dreams and fantasys are there for things far away from reality. can't have anything I dream of. but keeping the child inside is a good thing imo

>>725489070
25 as I said. fucking a 29 year old

>>725489195
yes I'm pedophile for fantasizing about fucking chicks actually my current age when I'm 50
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>>725486874
He's a good man who loves his wife
God bless him
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>>725490111
faggot get off /b/
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>>725487930
Well then your girlfriend then. Looks like you dont love her. Tell her you see her as your little fuckmeat
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>>725486874
She is his BEARD
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>>725490084
not anything. everything I dream of
>foreign languages
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>>725486944
Dubs of truth.

Also being together for 21 years...you kind of do freaky things you both like.
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>>725487525
He just had the EQ of a 12 year old
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>>725487113
Underrated comment
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>>725486874
When you grow up you realize it's not always about sex or sex appeal.
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>>725489921
lol
>>725490084
>yes I'm pedophile for fantasizing about fucking chicks actually my current age when I'm 50
look up the word "tween", brah. If you fit that age bracket, then you're not allowed here.
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>>725490231
get your own experience with long term relationships. you actually can love a woman AND see her as your fuckmeat.
we all got fantasys with other women when youre fucking the same pussy all over again, thats doesnt make you a bad person, you know
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>>725490111
Trips speaks truth.
No pussy grabbing of married women.
No choosing a third wife by saying "That one."
Be a good man who loves his wife.
Be a superhero.
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>>725487000
Checked
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>>725486874
She probably has an ironclad prenup.
>cunt blocked his path
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>>725486874
What if that IS what he wants? Think of that?
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>>725487395
They were married before he was Wolverine, before he even got a start in acting. He was a musical performer before you fucking twat.
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>>725486874
>/b/ being this mature
Get fucked, shallow OP
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>>725490474
Bit thats not what Brazzers says!!!!!
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>>725487000
The truest trips I've ever seen.
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>>725486874
In love and she knows about his secret fetish that is extremely kinky? He might also be into fatter women. Something like that.

Coming from experience.
My first girlfriend was kind of fat, but she did whatever I wanted in bed and neither her or I were awkward after. Which was great.
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>>725490488
>be me
>think tween means someone between 20 and 29
>google tween
>wtf????
thanks for advice anon, I'm dumb lel
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>>725486874
Here's the thing, I get the whole they love each other thing and such, sure, of course. But I feel like if your SOs physical appearance is great while you're below average, you should at least take a look at yourself and think "maybe I should try doing a bit better".

I'm no fucking supermodel, but if I was married to Emma Stone or whomever I would at least fucking try, just out of respect.
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>>725486874
nu-male
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>>725486874
She's a loyal beard.
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>>725491072
Nigger stfu and quit acting like your cheeto finger logic applies to a 20+ year committed marriage
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>>725491072
what if you knew emma stone was a lesbian and was really more like a friendly ATM than anything else?

still feel like you'd try?
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>>725491219
Don't act retarded, I clearly understand they love each other. But that shouldn't be an excuse to slack off when your husband at 48 years old looks better than most men below his age.
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>my wife is fat smelly piece of shit but its ok because i have low self esteem and we love each other
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>>725491451
How do you know huge jacked man doesn't love plowing the fuck out of his wife's flabby fat ass?
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>>725491072
Sure yeah that makes sense if you're in highschool or some shitty dudebro.
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>>725486874
Jackman is the biggest closet homosexual in hollywood you fucking idiots.
Suprised so many of you faggots couldn't tell
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I feel like most these anons are so pissed that she's fat because they couldn't even get a fat ass bitch at their age let alone almost 50
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>>725491034
shit happens, brah. We live to learn.
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>>725491574
ding ding ding ding

can't believe you anons don't know the rumors. jackman pounds butts in the NYPD shower rooms. its been known for years. ask around in prospect park.
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>>725486874
Who says he doesn't?
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>>725491808
Rumours say every hollywood dude is gay.
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>>725486874
The answer is in the picture. He's not a shit skin spear chucker. He is capable of higher thought. He can be committed to his wife and family regardless of whether the lonely basement virgins on /b/ think his wife is attractive. My understanding is that his wife supported his acting from the outset, even when it wasn't paying the bills.
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>>725486874
In this thread: Shallow losers wonder why a millionaire celebrity will stay married to a woman that loves him instead of a cheap piece of ass.
Meaning: This thread is full of little boys who do not know what to do with a real woman and how valuable love and loyalty is in life.
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>>725486874
leave my boy alone you retards
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>>725492235
you retard he is a dick sucking turd burglar & his wife is his beard
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>>725486874
It's called being a gay man and having a "beard" or "fake wife" so you don't lose out on hollywood jobs for being a flaming homo.
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>>725486874
Someone has probably said it. It's called love. Something you absolute children/neckbeards won't understand/ever recieve.
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She was smoking hot when he married her. She is still gorgeous and aged with beauty. They have a family together. They are in love. They are sane, grounded, decent people. They are the model of what all shallow asshole self centered Hollywood actors should aspire to. And cuck OP can't handle it because the only action he gets is his palm and his bottle of lotion.
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>>725490084
Ahh, my ast GF was 42 I was 34 at the time her body was amazing but the sex was just okay

Now I'm 36 and dating an 18 year old I met at work, she is tiny and hot with great tits and down to anything, fucking loves it.

Her friend literally said to her, "You should fuck him he's old as shit, I bet there is some good dick"

Kinda funny how women get worse in bed as they get older but men get better.
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>>725486874
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>>725486874
Aussie here. She was the better known actress when they met on set of a shitty Aussie lawyer series. She was lawyer, He was a Crim. That was 20 or so years ago. Dumb mother fucker could have already moved on from analising Kate Perry every night - but Debra is a good beard I guess...
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>>725492511
>recieve
And neither will you with spelling like that.
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>>725486924
>BOOM
an hero faggot
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>>725491515
>I trade my wives in when they hit 30. I'll die alone without anyone caring for me. My last wife will be happy I died.

Have fun with that.
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>>725492010
Nobody says the Rock is gay, ya jabroni.
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>>725487113

rekt
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>>725492523
>hhhehe's just jealous that he didnt married his grandmother.

Oh yes, what a salient point you bring up.
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>>725486874

Easy:

>married young
>didn't pay attention to her fat potential
>didn't wait for her mid 30's to do the fat control test before marrying
>no pre-nup, doesn't want to go full Brendan Fraser JUST with all the money and assets he would lose
>probably fucks 16 year olds on set

Life is though for people with oneitis when they are young and dumb.
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WAIT

there's people who don't know he's gay and she's his beard?
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>>725492260
>real woman

Ah, the not-so-secret code for fat/unattractive.
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>>725493106
Hugh Jackman isn't gay. I sucked his dick after a book signing in New York.
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>>725491574
>>725493106

god fucking damnit.

its soooo obvious...been staring at us this whole time, how did i not know?

>hangs head in shame.

any reason he doesn't come out?

hollywood libs don't care if gay. nor does most anyone else (that matters)
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>>725492523
She's "gorgeous"?

For fuck's sake what's wrong with you?
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>>725488906
Lambos are shit tier so yeah, you need to grow kid.
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>>725488552
My wife is a diamond and I polish it every night and twice on sundays.
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>>725493393
>boys like lambos, men like corollas

that's the reddit tier feminist brigade in this thread
also he's clearly not gay he's just australian
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>>725493393

>lambo

>shit tier

nope.
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>>725493547
>>725493519
>American teenagers in charge of good taste
O I AM LAFFIN
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>>725492260
True & I agree, but you must wonder, given all the broken marriages in Hollywood, how he manages it.

The temptation to stray must be fucking fierce, & I wouldn't be surprised if they have an open marriage agreement. I love my wife, but I'f by some miracle I was a movie star, I'd have some serious difficulty keeping my hands off of other women.
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>>725486874
>He could fuck whoever he wants
Who says he doesn't?
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>>725492582
>gay
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>>725488473
>>725488473

Dawwww.

She looks like a dude, though. MAYBE a butch lesbian.
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>>725486874
i'm guessing he does fuck whoever he wants... just bc you're married doesn't mean you cant fuck anyone else.
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>>725486874
>Deborah Lee Furness

That whore didn't even take on his name.
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>>725489070
>>725489070

I'm 33 and fucking is one thing ... everything else is awful though. It's at the point where I'd much rather find someone closer to my age who isn't a fucking idiot and I can actually talk to/connect with.

I doubt you're telling the truth, though. I'm just saying this for the stupid kids in this thread who think that kind of thing is what you should be aspiring toward.

36 and fucking an 18 year old means you're lonely.
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>>725488065
Hey man, back off my wizard fantasies, ok. They're perfectly normal.
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>>725493955
No, it means we started talking at work, then starting hanging out after work, then started to dig on each other and then started fucking, I'm the opposite of lonley, there fella.

And everything else isn't awful, that's your experience, not mine.
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>>725486874
Fag hag gets her perfect proxy.
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>>725486874

Lavender marriage -
Lavender marriage
A mixed-orientation marriage in which the sexual orientation of the partners is not compatible can serve to cover up one's sexual orientation, sometimes for purposes of maintaining or advancing one's career, especially a highly public career. In this case, it is sometimes called a lavender marriage in popular writing.[14] The heterosexual companion is in this case sometimes called a beard in slang.
Some persons cite spiritual reasons for getting married.[15][16] One married homosexual man said his "spiritual identity" had always been "marriage and family."[11]
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>>725492582
kys

heres to all the anons who needs it
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>>725487040
/Thread
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>>725493955
>implying huge actman would need to settle for one or the other

HE IS GAY! why's that so hard for people to see?
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>>725487025
This
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>>725495121
>huge actman
kek
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>>725486874
They've been married for more than 20 years. Why would he ruin an obviously good marriage by screwing around? Your kind of thinking is exactly what's wrong with you and the internet in general.
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>>725486874
It's call loved you neck bearded faggot, and you will never understand true love for a woman fucking kissless virgin.
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>>725487042
Your wife is at the end of your wrist
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>>725486874
Some people dont wanna hottie as a wife. Some ago thing i quess. They feel like they are in control then.
My friend did same thing. Hot girls was all over him but he married moster of the village
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>>725495703
ego
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>>725490315
This. That woman will do all the horrible things that he likes, and smile while she's doing them. 10/10 wife material.
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Men age better than most women do anyways.
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>>725486929
He looks good for his age but dont be retarded. That's was women his age look like.
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>>725486874
You ever cuddled with a fat chick on a cold winter nigh
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>>725486874
A. Theyve been together a while

B. When you get older your body changes. You wont be 22 forever

C. Shes had 2 kids. Kids ruins a womens body 99.9% of the time and unless she spends countless hours getting in shape shes gonna be what she is now.

This thread simply reveals how many teen/twenty somethings are on 4chan.

What i mean by that is youre hardly out of the nest. You have a know it all attitude. Without knowing hardly anything. You hust havent had the experience to see life to its fullest.
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>>725491808
prob wasn't allowed to come out until Wolverine franchise ended. Can't have a gay Wolverine.
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>>725493321
True but "coming out" makes you being gay a bigger deal then ANYTHING else you do. He could win 45 Oscars and everyone would still talk about when he "came out"
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>>725496295
>>725496382
True.

Women have to work their asses off to get back into shape after pregnancy. It is known.
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>>725486874
Getthelube.com
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>>725496648
>Getthelube.com
nope
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>Jackman married Deborra-Lee Furness on 11 April 1996 at St. John's in Toorak, Victoria, a suburb of Melbourne.[59] They met on the set of Australian TV show Correlli.[60] Jackman personally designed an engagement ring for Furness, and their wedding rings bore the Sanskrit inscription "Om paramar mainamar", translated as "we dedicate our union to a greater source".[61] Furness had two miscarriages,[62] following which she and Jackman adopted two mixed-race children, Oscar[63] and Ava.[64][65]
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>>725496617
She is also 61, he's only 48
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>>725486874
I don't see your problem OP, I'm similarly buff yet I'm married to an Asian bbw and have a fuckload of fatty playpartners because I just like big chicks. Besides, it's his wife, if she's still his wife after all the Hollywood bullshit that means they're solid as titanium. Love is a strong thing, man.
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>>725487040
I guess we can go home now.
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>>725496839
ur a disgusting slob
>fatty playpartners
>vomit
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>>725496802
That's sweet. He's my hero. Not kidding.
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>after watching this is the first time they met https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwD1hMC7Ywc
I realize he has a thing for milfs
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I love this thread. It shows the clear line between the underage faggots of /b/ and the adults. Life ain't about pussy, kids. You'll understand someday.
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>>725491574
>richardhammond.jpg
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>>725486874
Because when you're in love the sex is WAY THE FUCK BETTER. He probably doesn't even notoce her flaws.
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>>725497035
I think it's you who is the disgusting slob. Don't be upset, anon. Someone will love you someday.
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>>725497087
money?
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>>725496382
This. All of this
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>>725497167

But, anon. These unloved virgin dipshits have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>725497035
Hah, meat on a woman makes it nicer to fuck her really hard since there's some weight to push against, and makes it more fun to hurt her and dominate her since that's what I'm into. Very soft too, nice to grope and feel, and most girls I know with even a few grams more than average tend to be bigger freaks than skinny chicks.

Suit yourself bro, I can only tell you to go try it yourself. In the mean time I have loads of fun emptying my balls into a stranger fuckmeat's cunt while gripping that belly so tight my fingers leave marks, and sloppily kissing my fiancee as she rides the fuckmeat's face during it.
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>>725497165
Kek
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>>725497167
Truth
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>>725497167
This is true. Shit man, imperfection is a form of beauty to begin with, but when you're in love with someone these imperfections become the most beautiful and fucking sexy thing ever.
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>>725486874
I thought billy mays died
>>
Damn. I know it's like a joke that guys don't get the idea of love and just want sex, but it's weird to see it laid out so plainly in this thread. Some guys actually can't wrap their head around the idea that you can love a women for something other than being attractive.

That's eye opening.
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>>725496802
wouldn't want to be Oscar's little (previously) butthole to be honest witcha
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>>725493184

i wonder where your misogny comes from. oh no, i don't. it's obvious.

go claim your waifu.
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>>725497221
enjoy your fatass disgusting slob wife
>double vomit

Do you fuck her while she is shoving food in her mouth or rooting round in the mud in the back yard?
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>>725486874
She has a nice cock so why would he leave her
>>
mind over matter
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>>725487000

This. Exactly this.

Once you get to a certain point in life, you'll understand that a real connection to another human being is far more substantial than some dumb bitch with her fake tits hanging out.

That being said, I do wonder if he ever asks her to lose weight. She could at least make an effort so she looks like his wife and not his mother.
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>>725487040
Lol
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>>725487846
A beard is slang for a girl a gay guy keeps around to convince others he's not gay.
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>>725498417
She does that at the same time IDIOT! What do you think she's rooting around for. Fuck sake, people on /b/ are tards.
>>
When you're in love age and looks don't matter
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THICC
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>>725497068
mfw 'CRN' is also 'Customer Reference Number' - your case file number to receive government benefits in Straya
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>>725487511
This is underated.
Most famous man have left there wife's for younger pussy.
Wolferine is loyal.
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>>725488473
She didn't look good bavk then either
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>>725487113
jej
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because when you have a deep personal connection with someone over many years, having sex with them is 11/10 even if she/he is a conventional '3/10'.

the '10/10' hotties are mostly self absorbed basket cases, who aren't worth the aggravation / headache.

as per Charlie Sheen, "I don't pay to have sex with them. I pay them to leave."
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>>725486874
She is one dirty bitch ?
>>
>>725487000
Trips prove it's true.
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>>725487164
Hugh Jackman is rich as fuck too. If you don't think that then you're retarded.
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>>725488473
WTF Scott Baio?!
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>>725487113
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>>725487000

You guys realize that he's gay right?

Fucking noobs.
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>>725498602
>so she looks like his wife and not his mother

I bet this is exactly what he asked her for. He's truely one of us.
>>
You dumbasses will never understand love. I pity you.
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>>725503279
sticking your dick in another man's butt is not love, I'm sorry but the left has gone too far with all this garbage
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>>725487000
you're obviously a newfag
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>>725503423
gb2/pol/ faggot
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>>725486874
Hugh is a good man, unlike 99% of the guys in Hollywood that would have dumped her for a 20 yr old.
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>>725487000

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