looking for video of man eating shit while fapping also rekt thread

Holy shit

>>725484503
Newfag

>>725484656
This kek

>>725485817
alright, you got me.

>>725484503
>>725484656
>>725486027

samefag

>>725485970
MODS!!!!!!!

>>725484430

Does anyone even remember the context of this one? The filename was the closest I've seen to it's backstory in years.

>>725486798
Its a cutting and blood letting ritual in some islamic regions.
This guy overdid it a little

>>725486898
I've heard it was a Slayer concert

>>725486898

Only a little.

>>725486622
im fucking crying.

>>725487099
amazing dubs better webm

>>725488285
Nice dubs

>>725486622
geez what a faggot

>>725486849
kek

>>725486891
story ???

>>725486528
wtf happened there

>>725486528

What the fuuuuuuck was that????

>>725486898
>>725486798
it's shiite self-flagellation callled Tatbir

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tatbir

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>>725489644
>>725489808
>>725489917

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>>725490982
Her blood is so black that it can't be visible.

>>725490982

whats the story for this one?

>>725489808
>>725489917
ITT: People who can't read the filename.

>>725491191
Murder.

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>>725491318

>>725491191
She made a call to another trafficker giving them a warning and got caught. So they smashed her phone an her head

>>725484430
I see that video a few days go on here he puts his solid shit stick in his mouth then a piece on his dick and starts wanking with the shit in his hand

>>725489808
>>725489917
looks like he got shot with a flare . . .

>>725491191
Bitches get stitches.

>>725492756
>Being this retarded

>>725490982
nice tits, tho.

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Here have this 1 OC, never before seen on 4chan until literally right now.

>>725489644
He thought his balloon was at 100,000 ft, but it was only 100 ft because someone painted the ground to look like that.

>>725484430
>how to Muslim 101
Kek

>>725493873
hey, dont rag on being a retard. when you're this autistic, every day is a brand new adventure! you walk outside and you're too stupid to remember any of this shit. oh look, a squirrel! oh look, moving metal coffins called "cars". hold shit is that a soda dispenser?! man i love being a potato. i come on here and get to meet this dude called anon everyday. he posts a lot for only one guy. this dude is amazing. must be some super leetz haxor who has a lot of time. oh look, he's everywhere here. such a divers taste in politics, music, porn, weapons, this dude has it all. i love anon, he's so cool

>>725494277
ALL OF MY WHY THOUGH. HORY SHIT HUMANS.

>>725486849
"Back in the water, ya cheeky cunt."

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Hows Stella treating ya'll

>>725494301
Don't complain, fatso. You've just lost 20lb

>>725494327
Shut the fuck up, I hate your fucking guts. I hate you, your "clever" "observations", as well as your stupid fucking autistic face. I hate you and everyone else involved in this thread, I hope your miserable life full of "epic" moments on an internet imageboard ends painfully slow. I pray to God every night that there will be another holocaust full of people like you. I want a belligerent country to experiment on you, get invaded by a larger country that steals the research your pain created and uses it toward gassing other people like you. When they throw your stupid body in a ditch I will take your retard brain and revive you just to torture you. You'll be seeing me in your nightmares kid.

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>>725494655

Intense. I want to see in his mouth, holy fuck that is interesting

>>725494601
requesting the video with those dudes looking like swiss cheese in the end

>>725495059
>believing in god

Stupid cuck

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>>725495308

>>725495345
this is why blacks lead in pop culture
they are years ahead in innovative dance moves

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>>725495415

Faggot got triggered.

My job here is done. By /B/

>>725495059
man, i would love to die. would you really do that for me? i am autistic and would like nothing more than for my miserable life to end. gos, that would be so nice. if you could do that for me, please be quick about it. or not. i dont care. hell, record that shit and post it to a rekt thread if it pleases you. my wife forced me to leave her, i'll probably never see my kids again, i lost my job two weeks ago, i think i have a warrent out for my arrest, my family all despises me, i've been couch surfing for the past few months because i cant afford rent anywhere, and one of my previous roommates is out looking for me because i owe him a lot money . . . .
would you kindly end me, anon?

>>725495207
Jesus. If that fucking mutant represents the pride of the white race, I'll go with the blacks, thankx.

>>725494122
I've swim with those things. why didn't he at least cut its head off first? cruel fucker.

>>725495258
They're medical maggots used to eat necrotic flesh away

This looks horrible tho

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I play this game in rekt threads where I choose a video that I've already seen & watch right up to when the person gets rekt & close the vid just before. If I make it before they're rekt then I saved them. Lol

>>725495671
He's Jewish.

>even thinking about joining niggers

Might as well kill yourself now, kid.

>>725495518
HOLY SHIT. Falls off bike, squished by sign, squished by truck and set on fire. DUDE IS FUKKIN DEEEEAAAAD.

>>725495588
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>725486849
Crikey!

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>>725495813
I'm actually 19 so this post can be discarded.

Whats it like spending at least 25 min writing that post, faggot?

Trilling is so easy

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>>725495813
NEW NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA!?

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>>725495813
Ha. Wow. Is this a copypasta?
Well it is now.

>>725495948
Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.
Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggot.

>>725495996
Wow. That's exactly what happened to me on BotW last night.

I knew games don't lie when it comes to nature and physics.

>>725495948
>Being this new.

Hey, kid. Nobody gives a shit what some 19yo with no life experience thinks about anything.

>>725496067
Bitch, I live in Kansas, come and find me.

Lake Hooligan

>>725484430
That's a rather niche desire for a thread...

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>>725495813

>>725496067
GOT to be fake

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>>725494562
mostly sleet and freezing rain near D.C. Maybe 2" of snow tops.

>>725494482
reverse robbery

>>725496056
Not really a failed flip, ground was just too slippery to catch him after the first rotation.

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>>725496094
>being this new you fall for my bait

Like I said, it's easy trilling on this site, especially the true newfags like yourself.

Pretty appropriate that we're itt because you just got REKT

>>725484430
Getthelube.com

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>>725495813

>>725495813
"Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted..."

*too

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>>725494390

>>725484430
DIY

>>725496149
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>>725486528
What just happened here?

>>725496442
I'm feel special. In getting all the pasta

>>725495948
newfag detected

>>725496067
>>725496442

holy shit. i was being funny earlier but my last post >>725495595 was kinda funny/kinda serious. like, dude, calm down. just take a deep breath, come to my place, and end me already

>>725496442
I AM FREINDS WITH TELEMON ON ROBLOX SO SHUSH

>>725496286
Why are there so many people sleeping in the street?

>>725486898
>>725490157
Okay, I thought for some reason this was part of that christian whatever in south america, they cut themselves up and flog eachother then crucify themselves.

>>725496286
The future of Europe under islam

>>725495772
Previet, comrade.

>>725496067
Your level is mediocre at best, go back to le ddit.

>>725496286
>>725496561
Nice!

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>>725495595
You kinda just sound like a lazy shithead

Get some antidepressants and sort yourself out bud then get off them

>>725494655
first video in this thread that gave me chills fuck

>>725496654
hahahahahaha fucking idiots

>>725486849
if the fish was poisonous, this would be the most australian thing ever

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>>725496864
couldnt afford them even if i wanted them
besides; that i am, anon
that i am . . .

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>>725496442
Pasta, retard.

>>725496607
Fuck you you weak bitch you're the kind of people who decline sexe from girl because you're too shy to show youre 3inch long dick youfucking morron. I know your sister, she told me she want to live the family's house because you still live in and you so beta that nobody want to come close to your house because they're scared to become as beta as you. If i see you in the street i'd walk on a dog shit just to clean my shoes with your teeth.
i wanna leave my job, move to korean just to learn how to hack computer so that i'll able to hack your one and share in the face of the world all of the video of you putting huge didlo in your ass wearing panties what look so girly that even a faggot woudn't being see close to this.

>>725497073
Reminds me of that Junji Ito manga.

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>>725495813
Is this fucking pasta?

>>725497092
I think this nufag has been fed enough

>>725497043
Well you gotta do something otherwise you'll just ride the depression train all the way to the bitter end

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>>725497080

>>725497179
it is now

>>725496654
>they're all niggers
kek

>>725497332
the fuck did it hit?

>>725495847
Fuck nigs are dumb

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>>725497342
>>725497440

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>>725497406
attached to a cable. was for a movie.

>>725495813
You are a sad sad man

>>725486528
Source ?

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>>725497332
>being followed by a camera car
>explosion at rear of trunk launching it up before it gets to bridge

>>725497406
They werent targeting the police station

>>725486528
spontaneous combustion. Read about it, but has it ever been filmed like this? If it's not fake, that is.

>>725489644
nervegas collision

>>725497551
outer space

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>>725497452

>>725496654
These could have been Obama's sons. Probably doing it so they can get to church on time.

>>725494234
kek

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a new, awesome pasta has just arisen
PRAISE KEK FOR THIS GIFT

>>725495948
Trilling is actually super hard. I bet you don't even play a brass instrument you fuck, I bet you trill on your shitty woodwinds. Do you even know the lip control it takes to properly trill on a trombone? The air control? Keep living in your fantasy world kid.

>>725497092
wouldnt say im beta since i wont refuse if someone is offering. i also try really hard to get through life but sometimes it just isnt worth it. i believe you when you talk about my sister; she is a whore with two abortions and a cuck thug of a bf. if you want a pic of me to swat me or some shit, i can give that upon request. if you're moving to korea, might i recommend the southern half since, you know, the north being shit and all that. i donno what you're so mad about. im simply a stranger offering you the chance to release all of your wrath unto. you seem mad enough to kill and im here almost literally giving you my head on a chopping block

>>725497570
>Why?
>Is the other idiot pouring beer on his balls?

>>725490982
Is this Congo's version of Funniest Home Videos?

>>725497700
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life.

>>725497681
don't be shit talking woodwinds

>>725497681
kek

THANKS for the reply

>>725497776
I'm guessing this is either prison or gang related shit. Were probly going to kill him or something if he didn't do it.

>>725496067
What a big bitch faggot right here,

>>725484430
gore, not rekt
welcome to /b/

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>>725494260

>>725497073
How many people are stuck in There?

>>725494277
remind me to never do meth

>>725490982
did she died?

>>725497974
1 (One)

>>725497819
i dont know who you are, nor do i care. i never said i was gay, and frankly i dont like the idea of taking it up the ass. ive had sex with multiple women, probably 5 or so. your numbers are impressive but you might want to go get yourself checked, just in case. and i already thought i established that yes, i do want to die. that'd be nice. if you're going to threaten someone over the internet, dont be like OP and fucking deliver on that

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>>725486528
>>725489808
>>725489917
>>725496483
>>725497573

>>725494277
Fake as fuck

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>>725486622
Somebody loves him some Justin Bieber

>>725497146
Uzumaki?

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>>725496286
I wish this kind of shit went down near me so I can loot pockets and add to my dead porn collection>>725496286

>>725497877
Yeah probably, I guess they killed him anyway

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>>725496489
>I'm feel special. In getting all the pasta
What is pasta?

>>725496743
>The future of Europe under islam
The future is now.

>>725497942
Fuck you you weak bitch you're the kind of people who decline sexe from girl because you're too shy to show youre 3inch long dick youfucking morron. I know your sister, she told me she want to live the family's house because you still live in and you so beta that nobody want to come close to your house because they're scared to become as beta as you. If i see you in the street i'd walk on a dog shit just to clean my shoes with your teeth.
i wanna leave my job, move to korean just to learn how to hack computer so that i'll able to hack your one and share in the face of the world all of the video of you putting huge didlo in your ass wearing panties what look so girly that even a faggot woudn't being see close to this.

>>725497073
I've seen stuff like this happen before. He'll be okay. He just needs to stop being a whiny little bitch and walk it off.

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>>725495541

>>725486528
It's fake, supposed to be "proof" of aliens or some shit.

>>725497406
>the fuck did it hit?
That ipone glued to the cement from the other vid.
Kek.

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>>725498696
Seen this a thousand times, but seriously - why can't those fucking ragheads cut shit properly?

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>>725497073
He looks pretty WRAPPED UP in his work!

hey guys...does anyone have the gif of a cow being ground up?

>>725494482
>Attendant has been notified to assist you

>>725491427
how do you know that?

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>>725498988

>>725498696
If we did this in the U.S., /pol/ would solve its anime masturbation problem overnight.

>>725498372
Yeah. Cool stuff.

>>725495541

They should go even faster.
3rd world dumbfucks.

>>725494482

god i hate those fucking machines.

>>725496288

Lmao wtf

>>725489522
Check 'em

>>725494482
I'm a bit amazed of how long could he stand there
That's not how robbery works m8

>>725494601
Fucking dogshit cowards.

>>725498381

> im soo edgeyyy LOL

kys fag

>>725498696

Jesus fucking christ

IT'S CALLED A WHETSTONE!

>>725494122
I hate chinks with every ounce of my being

>>725490982
That must've hurt her fingers.

>>725498988
Solrac!!

>>725498163
huh, i guess they left. oh well . . . maybe someday i'll get my wish

>>725500939
Edgy faggot

>>725486849
>tfw You're about to take the bait and OP apologizes for trying to troll you

>>725495451
>Robbing an old lady in a catholic church

triggered

>>725488967
What dubs newfag?

>>725486162
lol i know its funnny poo in loo and all that but he is actually french

>>725497570
fake as fuck, i can see the "itaipava" poor bear in brazil, the balls dont pull off that way

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>>725495847
I'm sure he wanted to return it

>>725494260
the rule is this...
brown people
beards - sand niggers
shoes - mexicans
flipflops no shoes - brazillians

>>725497332
Isn't this the beginning of civil war...

>>725497570
oh fuck this made me gag

>>725496067
>I know the guy that created google maps
Im imagining the fat 14yo WoW or LoL fanatic that typed this cancer out lmfao your life is a joke my friend.

>>725498198

>sometimes, people just... blow up

>>725497332
This is from civil war you faggots

>>725503909
the syrian civil war you mean?

>>725494349

Jee, how did this not work?

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>>725484430
is this the video?

>>725494655
He probably saw one of the Kardashians naked.

>>725504855
what makes a person develop this paraphilia?

>>725484430
What a weird way to start a rekt thread

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>>725505026
When you realize, shit like urine, is also sterile.

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you know, checking ain't easy sometimes

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>>725498988

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>>725503167
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen

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>>725486162

Just keep running, just keep running...

>>725489644

You're a fucking moron

>>725499059

He's one of the guys in the video