Why aren't you employed? Be honest.

he will not divide us

>>725476726
Wife makes 125k a year. I get to chill all day erday

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>>725476726
Because I am.

>>725476726
haha paper yeah #hewillnotdivideuspaper

Crippling depression and i dislike of people generally.

>>725476861
he will not divide us

Full time employed, $70k a year. Wife earns $100k+. We go alright. We're both 28

Because my family is rich and I don't need to.
Started my own company a few years ago, went down the shitter and lost 60k in 12 months.
Gave up.
Tried working for someone else, fuck that.
Never working again.

Because I'm lazy.

>>725476980
same

My (shitty) contract expires next week

>>725476726
diagnosed with ms this year

>>725476726
>get paid off from Amazon cause "not enough work"
>Mugged by nigger group, hand fubar for 6 weeks as reward for punching porch monkeys
>looking at jail time for "hate-crime" for defending self

Shrewd investing

>>725476726
op thinks just bcause hes on 4chan people are as worthless as him. fuck off

>>725478031
>trust fund baby

>>725478223
What are you telling me for dickwad?
I'm not OP all I did was answer the question

>>725478405
>confirms he is a trust fund baby

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>>725478031
shrewd investing by your parents, amiright?

>>725478676
Not the anon you replied to. It's really easy to make good investments early on in you life all you need to do is have the capital and the knowledge.

>>725478807
>have capital
>early in life
must be nice having rich parents

>>725476726
I'm going for a job interview in a hour. Fuck I need this job so bad.

>>725478856
Dude no. Listen saving early on is key. Don't waste your money eating out or buying useless things.

>>725478929
yeah that's not going to make the difference between working and living off interest earnings.

>>725478975
Obviously but it gives you the capital to start investing.

Because independently wealthy (trust fund baby) and lazy, but still sane. All I gotta do is diversify and live off the interest because I live within my means.
Make all the jokes you want about not earning the money, but you'd kill to be in my financial position than forced to take shit from your boss, your customers, or just fucking life. don't lie.

Baaad baaad depression for 10 years, 20+ admissions, wound up on the disability pension, get paid as long as I'm suicidal :'(

>>725476726
Rich family, don't need the money

I believe,having seen both sides of employment/unemployment that the benefits of being unemployed outweigh the benefits of being employed.

Of course this is relative to your values and morals but each to his own right?

>>725478168
you... you okay, man?

>>725478917
Good luck bro, don't feel like you need it, make them feel like they need you.

>>725476780
Fucking jealous m8

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>>725476726
Because I'm currently taking a school apprenticeship as CS assistant.
After that, an dualized apprenticeship to becoming a full-fledged Computer Scientist expert area Networking and System management.
Already in the apprenticeship I'll make a grand a month, and that's not even a job.
My wage will explode once I'm employed because eurocuckistan _desperately_ needs more than thousands of qualified "peeplz who can do wiff da compooper n stuff", because nobody bothers to learn how to deal with the internet in the Era of internet.
Yeah, seriously, stone age, bronze, steel, industrial, now, information, aka, age of internet.

It's basically like they're ready to pump millions up my ass because I'm the first who bothers to learn gear-mechanisms in a world where literally every machine that holds society together is based on gears.

Enjoy your un-expertized labor-cuck slavejob while I'll make 100k a year sitting on a computer all day

>>725476726
Had a teaching job, paid well, but then I got ulcerative colitis, and when I gotta shit, I GOTTA SHIT, which makes me unable to work in a classroom anymore. I've had trouble finding a decent job ever since.

>>725480102
>an dualized

>>725480253
The dualized was added afterwards, to clarify the difference between an apprenticeship in school and an apprenticeship in the actual field, so the kids can follow too. I forgot to remove the 'n' before I hit "Post".
As you can see, that is the only grammatical error.

Where was I? Right. 100k a year just sitting on a computer.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LABOR FAGGOTS
GIT ADUCATED [sic] FAG

>>725476726
I've tried. I'm just really bad at having a boss. I keep having bad relationship with 99% of People higher in thé hierarchy

so i started my own business.

cause i can't legally work for another two months yes youngfag whatever idc

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>>725478168
Op here, at work making coffee

I'm number 200 something on the out of work list for my union hall.

Because I'm lazy and love my freedom.
Sweden has a great social security system.
I live of the normal minimum wage (which is enough to pay rent, food, internet, clothes and several trips to the pub each week) and has not worked a minute sincem y last job 19 years ago.
Not gonna waste my life doing something I don't want 8 hours a day. Fuck that.

>>725481676
Sounds chill.

walked away from work and fucktards 6 weeks ago , now thinking what the fuck to do with myself , saving will run out in the next few months so need to get shit together

>>725480616
whatcha doing then ?

>>725481676
If only I could do that...
But naah, I was born in a country where healthcare ruins you and I got married = life shit.

>>725481519
Which trade

>>725476970
>quitting
What a big baby. When daddys credit card cant pay for success you just give up

Wife makes 5x the average wage. I get to chill at home with our toddler.

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>>725481676
Gets more money doing nothing than I do working 10h a day...

>>725481956
>When daddys credit card cant pay for success you just give up
Pretty much yep.
I focus on traveling and having fun now.

>>725481971
She in time will mind... been there... all situations are different obv tho... good luck enjoy the time with lo it'll fly

>>725482030
Now im jealous

Because I get paid by the government to go to college cause my dad was in the military

>>725481956
Why wouldn't he? I sure wouldn't work.
If you are lucky enough to be born rich you better fucking use it.

>>725481975
That's Scandinavian life for you. Almost impossible to be poor unless you are an addict or something.

No car. Live in small town with folks. No jobs unless you travel 30 minutes out of town except things like rock quarries with obnoxious, shit-talking Mexicans and the oil field where you work like 19 hours a day for a week or two straight with a bunch of dipshit rednecks and methheads. Poor social skills unless you're a fucking weirdo. Little patience and a temper when it comes to most peoples bullshit. Always tired and lacking energy and motivation. Slightly ill in the head and bordering schizo. Can't be happy with a job no matter how much money I'm making and what I'm able to buy with it. Get super depressed and suicidal when I'm forced into a schedule of working that interferes with my alone time because I'm super introverted.

I don't want a job. I just get free food with my Indian card, because I have enough blood in my veins to do so. I'll make money doing odd jobs here and there or just shoplift from walmart because it's a billion dollar corporation and can suck my dick.

>>725477891
What a time to be alive. Can't do anything involving women or minorties lest you become the devil

>>725482038
Well I'm not going to be an unemployed loser when our kid becomes old enough for preschool. Right now it makes sense that I stay home rather than god knows who for a nanny.

>>725482143
I'm in germany.
Sweden sounds chill but I don't wanna replace the 3 Ahmed cocks in my ass with 30 Bundongo cocks, I'm already gaping hard :/

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Well I am working to be a tattoo artist which starts with an apprenticeship which entails being unpaid and technically unemployed. Thing is that I also have asperger's(nothing noticeably tard though) so the government is totally willing to give me money and they are. I basically have 3 years of observation, practice, and a few pathogen tests ahead of me during which I'm getting ~$500USD a month. Then I have 3 shops in walking distance to possibly work at assuming the place that I was the apprentice at doesn't automatically hire me which is highly likely.

>>725479548
Sure is an awful lot of people on 4chan that are either Making 100k+ or just have a rich family. Should be a rule to post a photo of that fat bank account to prove it.

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>>725482321
sad but tru

>>725482321
The refugee situation depends on where you live.
Like 70% of the country is refugee free.
We don't even have any niggers in my town.

>>725480551
Good for you. But at least we know how to run a world without computers so if technology is lost somehow. You're fucked. And laborers will reap the benefits. Faggot. Shouldn't be such a cunt

>>725480701
>you must be 18 to post here

>>725476726
Got to much of this. Getthelube.com. Yappin like grazy

I want to find another job but i don't need the money so i volunteer places instead and meet cool people

My country's literally rigged against me and I can't do anything about it. You've heard of "muh stealing my jobs" but its legit here. Fuck the Arab world

>>725482307
Same boat, just didn't last that long... must be that caveman providing embedded in us.

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>>725482395
Here is some of my accounts.
Amounts are in Euro.

>>725482812
Please send me 100 bucks..

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>>725482395
>>725482812
Kek rich anon just wrecked you.

>>725482812
Fuuuuuuuck..
What does your rich ass family do?

>>725476726
right now my only job is driving for ubereats; i need flexibility so that i don't have to leave my puppy alone for more than four hours at a time and my philosophy degree has essentially been useless in landing me a 9-5 which would allow me to afford doggie daycare

>>725483082
Dad own tons of property in Swe/Nor and our old family business is international shipping since 1908.
Nothing I'm interested in.

>>725483082
Considering they are so willing to hand it down I imagine either altruistic doctors who see the best in everyone or it's just old money and that's what old money does

>>725483258
Yep mostly old money. My sis, brother and I got our share when we turned 18.

I lost my job because some guy I was working with got pissed when I told him to go watch a different sector (am qualified security officer) because I was helping a group of asians find a store so he told our boss I was sitting down and slacking off. That was after I had worked an 80 hour week dealing with thousands of high school graduates that were all out partying.
Now I can't find a job because they've all been taken by Rasheed who can't operate a fucking 2-way properly.

>>725483373
How does it feel to never worry about money?
So damn lucky..

>>725483445
Feels normal. Been that way since my birth 29 years ago. Always had everything I want.
Right now I'm in New York, first time. Exploring the city.

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The only people that need to work in my area are food and delivery people every day.

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My Boyfriend works. I clean, cook and sew. Sometimes I do volunteer work for my church and community. I have much more important things to do than acquire wealth.

>>725476726

Because im disabled. I dont know if you noticed but theres not a lot of disabled people out there in the workforce.

Technically im self employed or independentally contracted through a website. I make $750 a month. Which for a disabled person who cant leave their home is not too bad. Its nice to work from home but God i wish i was out there. Even a retail job would beat this prison.

Definitely beats applying for disability checks from the government and rotting away with nothing to do.

Because I live on a boat off the coast of tasmania

The place I worked closed two weeks ago and I haven't even looked at job offers or anything because job hunting scares me shitless

i can live from pretty little money. don't have big expectations and i don't have a family to support.

i work around 6 months/year.

if i had a proper education in a field which interests me i would work more. but i do construction and waiter jobs.

applying to study math, will start next year.

i am 30.

>>725476726
Because I hated my most recent job, I just got a phat tax refund from busting my ass all last year, and my living expenses are super low

>types in 4chan on browser
>enters /b/
>sifts through a plethora of porn, gore and ylyl threads
>"why don't you have a job?"
Welcome to 4chan mate

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I broke my ankle last June. Have to wait a full year to have the metal removed.

>>725476861
HAHA loser

>>725476970
What was your company?

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>>725476726

>>725483547
Enjoy your stay and don't get stabbed by niggers!

>>725483776
wheelchair?

50% lazy, 50% Alberta economy

>>725486794
You need to play the cones of dunshire

>>725486569
>What was your company?
A import business. Mostly cars.
Didn't go well.

>>725486915
>Enjoy your stay and don't get stabbed by niggers!
Thank you, I am very much enjoying it.
And don't worry, I don't walk around alone.

>>725482812
Why so many accounts? Isn't it easier to have all your money in a single one?

>>725486794
How did you get this picture of me?

>>725488584
>Why so many accounts?
It's mostly spending accounts those. Set up by family etc. And use different accounts for different things. Safer that way.

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cus i hate going to work every day to make a living. I prefer freelancing and not giving a fuck about schedule or being a sheep.
I fucking hated school and waking up at 6 in the morning so i made everything possible that i steered my career away from being a fucking braindead materialistic sheep that conforms to a jail job that consumes you.

downside is im alone 90% of the week

>>725482464
Sounds legit. Maybe I'll plan a vacation to a nice place in Sweden next time.
Heh, I'd ask /int/ for nice places but I think they'd meme me to death even worse than /b/ would. Well, that's what google and a minimum of 5 brain cells is for, after all, I'll find a neat place.
By the way, I like Swedes themselves. A lot, they're basically as cool and nice as canadians, except you guys know to shut up when you don't know a thing, canadians always go full retard.

>>725482497
You... do know that you're speaking to the country that literally made its HMGs function on the base of clockwork style gear mechanisms, and rebuilding the whole country from ashes to the 3rd greatest world power within 15 years?
And Trump as german blood too.
There is one thing about germans you ALWAYS need to remember.
When you're thinking "haha, the absolute madman can't possibly do that, can he? That's crazy! Hahaha!" Then the answer is yes. A cold, dry, hellfire-fueled YES.
If it's so crazy, it gets fucking surreal, then the germans did it, and some of then are still working on doing it even better next time.

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>>725476726
I'm not old enough yet...
>Don't hurt me

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>>725488888
nice 8's m8 let's go mstr8

>>725488888
Checked

employers only higher guys with skills.

>>725476726

Because why be employed when you can be employer

>>725488888
Nice.

>>725488888
>ULTRA CHECK'M!
Damn anon.
>except you guys know to shut up when you don't know a thing, canadians always go full retard.
>Yeah I guess we Swede's are humble compared to others. I recommend the north of Sweden. Norrland and Norrbotten is the best areas.

Cuz I'm a big trap daddy baller.
Move that dope across 10 states and it's worth x4

>>725482812
>>725482812
>>725482812
>>725482812
Fuck me anon came through. Rich ass bastard.
How much you spend in a week?
>also please gib me da money :(

>>725489227
>How much you spend in a week?
Depends. Last week I spent 18k but that includes a first class ticket to New York and hotel etc and a lot of shopping.
I would say between 4-10 grand a normal month. I don't really keep tabs.

>>725476861
>6
suck that

>>725476780
Is it chilling if you're in a constant state of chill