Former civil affairs marine(0531) AMA.

>>725464434
what is a civil affairs marine

what are civil affairs, and why do they need Marines to deal with them? i'm imagining a bunch of jarheads shouting HUT HUT HUT HUT as they storm an office and shoot a photocopier.

>>725465858
A new and experimental MOS developed for COIN ops. Influencing local populations through with pay-offs disguised as humanitarian work, and passive Intel gathering through through benevolent interaction with locals. Good cop bad cop routine on a macro level, with the grunts playing bad cop and us playing good cop.

>>725466584
either expand your acronyms or post links to urbandictionary, because right now i'm imagining the Civil Affairs Marines are robots with brains made of Metal Oxide Silicon substrates.

>>725466885
It is a liason on between infantry commanders and local civilian population through the overseeing of humanitarian missions, and reconstruction projects.

kill yourself already

>>725464434

No one cares.
Go become a homeless idiot like the rest of the other military dumbasses

>>725467532
I'm too much of a pussy.

>>725464434
wow you're so cool

>>725464434
is it just you or are all marines fags?

>>725468045
I'm not like most marines.

>>725466584
so how corrupt are you, and how much is your heroin?

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>>725464434
What do you think about this quote? Do you feel used?

>>725468344
nice dubs tho

>>725468457
I didn't get any heroin, but I was able to score some codeine cough syrup from the local pharmacies, weed from the states and tramadol from the base hospital.

>>725468510

That's not an accurate quote. It's not a trick, it's a function of circumstances that makes a person risk fighting in war.

>>725468510
It's true I was young and dumb. It was a miracle I didn't get killed or courtmartialed.

>>725468845
There hasn't been a single war worth fighting since WW2. Every war after that was designed to make some group of assholes rich.

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>>725464434
Dont act like civil affairs does anything you fucking pog, you are just an officers bitch

>>725470656
In the army, the shits considered special forces.

>>725471252
Not in my army, I never met a civil affairs person that wasnt a huge feminine faggot

>>725464434
post boipussi

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>>725471414

>>725464434
how can I lat move into this? requirements and such

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>>725471414
You must have been a regimental headquarters pog or something.

>>725472232
Give me a second I got to smoke a cig.

>>725472232
Are you in the army? You have to have a 107 asvab score, and be eligible for a secret clearance.

>>725472792
Marines. I assume you mean GT score. the only disqualifier I have is color blindness, my scores are good enough for literally everything

>>725468710
where did all the looted saddam gold go?

>>725464434
Do you hate yourself for picking a stupid mos and hating yourself for it? But always having to smile and act like it's fun because you're a marine and if you aren't smiling you're pushing dirt?


I feel for you though to be honest. I was a 31K but reclassed to 31B after basic because of the "mass demand" for door attendants.

>>725472864
I was in the marines also, but it was new when I was in so I was voluntold for it. It's a pretty rare MOS in the marines so they probably don't have a lot of slots. Ask your units career counselor he should be able to point you in the right direction. If they don't got it I would just go for counter-Intell if I was you. I think the marines might have psyops too now(0521).

>pogs
>in MY /b/

>>725472901
I got there too late. I missed out.

>ask an irrelevant non-infantry mos anything

how much of a pussy are you

>>725473117
I didn't pick it I was an open-contract drug waiver.

>>725467532
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>725473595
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>I deliver suitcases full of money to hajis when a grunt kills one of their sex goats

>>725473771
What's cooler than handling shit tons of money? Cold hard cash.

did anyone fuck the afghan locals in villages?

also why is your division typically constructed entirely from special force selection rejects?

>>725474296
I was in Iraq, and no nobody got any pussy. It's not special forces rejects. In the army it is technically special forces. CA/Psyops works hand in hand as the non-kinetic side of counter-insurgency ops.

>>725464434
What do you think of the naked picture scandal in the armed forces right now?

>>725474655
Female marines(wookies) smugly take full advantage of the thirst and lopsided m/f ratio in the service. Even the ugliest ones get a huge ego boost. It's like a drug for them. The military is heaven for women. Get paid, free room and board, special treatment, quick promotion, no fuck fuck games, don't have to risk your life, and are surrounded by a sea of thirsty in shape cock of all ranks for their choosing. Fuck em'. They make me sick.

>>725474974
It bums me out to hear that you feel that way. I work around female enlistees sometimes, and I'm always impressed by how they didn't really take the easy way out.

>>725468344
Special Snowflake Marine.

>>725473595
A real trained soldier would never react like that in an anonymous forum. Calm down, Pussyfag!

>>725475104
Imagine if the roles were reversed? The universe would never allow an average 18yr old guy to be pampered and surrounded by a bunch of horny in shape young women with practically zero competition. That would be too good. It would basically heaven on earth for a guy. Nobody would be mature enough to handle that. Any maturity female service members is purely superficial, and just means they don't want to fuck you given the unbelievable options they have. I recognized one of them from lejune, her girlfriend was some ugly ass black marine who wanted to give me some pussy, but back then I had standards.

>>725466584
CIA already does all that

>>725476162
They're called "HIT"(Human Intell teams). They are counter-Intell trained interrogators. They are service members on their way to becoming career Intell personnel. I was actually going to lat move to that, and started the process, but ended up getting out when I got back because I was young, dumb, wanted to get high all the time, didn't want to be away from pussy like that again, and was generally tired of the bullshit. We escorted them on a lot of missions, and even set-up a high value target for them one time.

>>725464434
Getthelube.com

>>725473326
Sucks to be a grunt. Don't it?

>>725473456
I was a greenbelt nigga