Why is Donald Trump such a faggot /b/??.

probably because you see yourself in him

It's absolutely amazing to see this lifelong asshole call anybody rude.

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/841298695530393605

Cause you have to go back

>>725451997
>probably because you see yourself in him

LOL im not even gay anon

>>725452211
>Cause you have to go back

NO (you)

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>>725451744

because he can't get enough of the cock

>>725452421
Kek

How about cutting back on the extra penthouse security in Manhattan, scaling back golf trips and stopping bombing the shit out of Yemen?

https://twitter.com/LOLGOP/status/841268357034868736

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>>725451744

he loves getting facials just like his daughter

>>725452019
who gives a fuck what talcum x has to say.

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>>725451744
This must be your first day on the job. Your b8 is shit tier at best faggot.

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>>725451744
>Why is Donald Trump such a faggot /b/??.

he wants to be in the Navy....you can sail the 7 seas... in the Navy...... you can.....

>>725452765
Stay triggered.

I think its because he loves have mens penis's in his mouth or ass....

His children are all products of his love of being cucked.

>>725452582
He should do porn with his daughter.

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>>725451744
>Why is Donald Trump such a faggot /b/??.

because Vladimir is just such a damn irresistable alpha.

>>725451744
because he fucked your mom

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oh this faggot again

literally paid by breitbart to trash these threads

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Fuck off with the trap bullshit

>>725452421
the irony of you calling ppl fags when your the one with a picture of a dick saved on your phone is remarkable

>>725452852
Go to bed, kid.

>>725451744
shyt bait is shyt fuck off

>>725452516
Fuck Yemen n all the shit skin goat fucking inbred pedophiles who cares if he golf's n he's entitled to security .....oh and fuck you too

>>725451744
Because he's a closeted homosexual, who only picked Mike Pence to run with him, so Pence could fix his Sinful ways through prayer.

Ignorant white trash without money elected ignorant white trash with money. The country is now a white trash trailer park reality shit show.

Same county that voted Trump by 75% erupts when a coal miner says ALL Americans deserve #healthcare, aka #MedicareForAll! #AllInwithBernie

https://twitter.com/RoseAnnDeMoro/status/841455299022147584

for the 24 million americans set to lose health care, this is what a death panel actually looks like

https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/841382594193301505

Obamacare: 64 year old making $26.5K would pay $1,700 in 2026. GOP plan: The same person would pay $14,600.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/841396828239200256

Ignorant white trash without money elected ignorant white trash with money. The country is now a white trash trailer park reality shit show.

Ignorant white trash without money elected ignorant white trash with money. The country is now a white trash trailer park reality shit show.

>>725454452
''look at me i didn't vote im so fucking better than all of u''
Get the fuck out

Ignorant white trash without money elected ignorant white trash with money. The country is now a white trash trailer park reality shit show.

>>725453266
>thinking Anzu is a trap

Ignorant white trash without money elected ignorant white trash with money. The country is now a white trash trailer park reality shit show.

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faggot

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>>725457231
faggot

>>725457264
faggot

>>725457298
faggot

>>725457334
faggot

>>725457253
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

>>725457286
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.

>>725457385
I kind of doubt you are who you claim to be, anon.

>>725457315
Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo

>>725457385
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you godd¬amn fool. I shall s¬hit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.

>>725457343
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>725452844
Anzu?

>>725457372
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the fuck out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you fucking tounge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>725451744
Better than Hillary

>>725457440
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

>>725457466
Who the fuck do you fucking think you are you fucking faggot cock sucker? I dont give a fucking rats asshole if you're a Navy Seal or not. All you fucking faggots do is sit around snorting cocaine and jerking each other off to pictures of each others wives. You fucking **** **** faggot mother fucking dick head piece of shit. Please send the storm my way. I am a 4 time purple belt in Mixed Martial Arts, I could kill all of you faggots with my left nut. You think that fucking people are supposed to be intimidated by your hollow threats of fucking someone up? Let me tell you something faggot, I will find you. I will cut out your fucking eyeballs with a spoon and stick them in your asshole so you can watch yourself take my dick up your ass while I'm raping you, Fucking queer. You don't know who the fuck I am. Wanna know how much of a sick mother fucker I am? Ask Chuck Norris' wife. She couldn't even take the tip of my cock in her ass without screaming. Chuck Norris is a BITCH to me, and you're nothing but a speck of sand in the desert you're stationed in, to Chuck. So what does that make you compared to me? Nothing. You are fucking NOTHING. You're not even a fucking MOLECULE compared to me you fucking dick sucker. So before you send your arsenal off cock sucking faggot Navy bitches, why don't you stop and ask yourself, "Is it really worth it? Do I want to put myself, my friends, and my family in danger, because I don't know when to shut the fuck up?". Then answer the question by saying no and moving on with your pathetic excuse you call a life, you fag.

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spamming faggot
what, you can't handle someone criticizing the shitstain you elected?

>>725457499
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

>>725457556
stop posting this shit
it has nothing to do with the topic

>>725457576
stop spamming this thread
last warning

>>725457568
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>725457568
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little goomba? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the plumber program at the technical school, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Bower's castle, and I have over 300 power stars. I am trained in unclogging toilets and I’m the top plumber in the entire Mushroom Kingdom. You are nothing to me but just another koopaling. I will jump on your head with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Super Mario World, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with hiding the princess in another castle? Think again, goomba. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Yoshis and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, shy guy . The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, lakitu. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with flower power. Not only am I extensively trained in jumping on my foes' heads, but I have access to the entire arsenal of yellow, red, and green blocks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Bullet Bills all over you and you will drown them. You’re fucking dead, Koopa.

>>725457670
autism

>>725457576
uhm, who gives a shit about how many kills you have or what type of training you have? i'm pretty sure chris kylde was the best sniper in the navy seals (with not even 300, no seal has 300 btw). fyi it isn't fucking spelled gorilla warfare you stupid piece of shit. anyways let's get on to the next point, you have a secret network of spies? yeah congrats, but i'm using a vpn right now so your entire network is fucking useless. you can't even ddos me, let alone "wipe me off the face of this earth." btw name those 700 ways you can kill me with your bare hands so i can report it to the fucking fbi and get your ass dishonorably discharged. and no, you dont have access to the entire arsenal of the usmc. those weapons are only used for combat as well as the vehicles etc etc. i never made a "clever" comment in order to invoke this type of fucking response. are you being serious right now? i'm really not afraid of you and honestly if you were serious i would fight you (knowing that you wouldn't bring a gun o something). all in all, go fuck yourself. you are a lying sack of shit and if you are in the navy seals. you are a disgrace because there is a reason they call seals "silent assassins."

>>725457648
your thread is bad and you should feel bad.

>>725457606

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking kulak? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the The People's Commissariat for Internal Affairs, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Batista's cuban government, and I have over 410757864530 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire USSR armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet you ass munching fascist? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, whitey. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kulak. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred thousand ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Soviet Navy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the earth, you little shit eating fascist insect. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn nazi. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kulak.

>>725457670
Sometimes whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&Ms in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as l can until one M&M cracks, I eat the cracked one and then the one that didn't crack becomes the champion.Then grab another M&M and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&Ms and when there is only one M&M left standing I send a letter to the M&Ms brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: please use this M&M for breeding purposes.

>>725457759
If you are the poster who is spamming you are worse than anything OP is doing.

>>725457648
I hate fish and seafood. For most of my life the only fish i could stand was canned tuna and even then it was drowned out by mayo i guess. But lately I've been trying to get over it by eating Filet o' Fish's. Whenever i go to McDonald's instead of getting five McChickens I get four McChickens and a Filet o' Fish. When i first started i could barely eat half of it and i had to alternate taking a small bite of fish and a large bite of McChicken. It was hard and took a lot of effort, there was even one time where i threw up out my window into the parking lot, but I'm now at a point where i can eat a whole Filet o' Fish on it's own. I still can't stand any other kind of fish but i will persevere until i can eat five Filet o' Fish's.

>>725457816

Hello.
I would like to inform you that the moderation on the ROBLOX website is poorly done this is enabled by when I caught my 24 year old son playing a very violent game called 'Phantom Forces'
It started as when I went down stairs in my basement (I went down cause their was lots of acne cream treatment) and I saw my 24 year old son just sitting their playing Phantom Forces and brutally killing people Your game has brainwashed my son as when I went up to him and asked him what he is doing he said "pc mstr race broooo!!" And he called me a 'console peasant'. Remove these violent video games immiedietly.

>>725457872
you are a fucking chickenshit
gtfo if you can't discuss the topic

>>725457947
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me raping everyone I meet because my religion tells me to, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated from a religion that literally required me to rape every person I come across, and I've been involved in numerous secret rapes on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed rapes because my religion told me to. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top rapist in the entire US armed forces because my religion tells me to. You are nothing to me but just another rape victim because my religion tells me to. I will rape you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words, because my religion tells me to. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm of my rapeage, maggot. The storm that rapes out the pathetic little thing you call your life because my religion tells me to. You're fucking raped, kid. I can rape anyone, anytime, and I can rape you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed sexual assault, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to rape your miserable ass on the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cum fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking raped, kiddo. My religion tells me to.

>>725457947
There is no topic; this is an shitposting thread. Has been since OP started it.

>>725451744
Because he likes gay sex?

>>725458088
Fuck you. It wasn't shitposting until you started spamming.

GTFO now.

>>725458041
Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility, of you having sex with one, but there;s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So, in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That’s what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed

>>725458088
Anthony- Ok... *is right behind Clayton Anthony- WHOM'ST IS YOU, NIGGA?! *Clayton turns around, releasing balloon from mouth Clayton- Hello? My name is Clayton. I suffer from severe anxiety and depression. It seems like my life is nothing but a constant circle of stress and self-harm. I feel like every time I get up in the morning, I am just fueling this depressing flame that we call life. I can not find the joy in even the simplest things anymore, it has all just become too much. I do not know where to go from here, but I hope that you don't have to go down the same path as I, where taking my own life seems to be the only solution to this complex entanglement of doing things I despise to keep myself alive. Work hard, and love those around you. Someday, they will not be there for you. You must cherish the smallest gifts of the world, before it is too late. I advise that you get outside, and explore this vast planet. Life is precious, you mustn't fall down the same mountain as I have. Share your happiness with others, and remember to smile. Though it may be difficult to think about right now, one day you will be gone. You must consider how you would like to be remembered. Go make the world a better place for us all, while you can, because you have the amazing, god given power to do so. Thank you. Jeff (in back of room)- My name is jeff! Anthony- Hi.

>>725458171
Stop posting this retarded offtopic shit. You suck. Nobody likes you.

>>725458171
can we please stop using the word autistic/retarded to describe yourself or something unless something is genuinely autistic. I've seen it used here and throughout the jojo community too often. It's insensitive and trivializes a very serious issue that people like my younger sister and other people I know have to deal with. Just because you are insecure about yourself or others doesn't make anyone autistic. Just because someone/something is awkward doesn't make it/you autistic. Only actually having autism can make you autistic.

>>725451744
because it takes one to know one.

>>725458217

What in Gods name did you just say about the good lord, son of God? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bible Studies, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret prayer services for the sick, and I have preformed over 300 different miracles. I am trained in extended prayer and I’m the top minister in the entire Catholic religion. You are nothing to me but a child of God. I will pray for you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my holy words. You think you can get away with speaking blasphemy over the Internet? Think again, my child. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nuns across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the prayer service, my son. The prayer service that wipes out the sins you have committed. You’re going to heaven, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pray for you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed prayer, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the churches rosaries and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins off the face of the continent, you son of God. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re being prayed for, my son. I will splash holy water all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to heaven, kiddo.

>>725458231
Now stop. Forget everything you just read. Why? Because we are enemies. Did you forget? That I am teaching you how to lose to me, the author of The Art of War 2, in battle. So if you remembered anything I just wrote, you just lost again. Again you lose to me, The Art of War 2. But do not worry, that’s not important right now… Why?
Because what’s important is knowledge. The knowledge that you have gained from reading The Art of War 2.

>>725458258
you are not funny
>>725458290
fuck you

>>725458158
That kind of made me think of like this kid in class that really needs to fart but holds it in for like 20 minutes but then when he finally tries to release it silently it explodes into a firework display of shart and the classroom is like a rainstorm of shart everywhere and there's warm fresh shart dripping down the walls and all the kid's faces. Soon, the classroom is a lake of liquid shit and the teacher activates the sprinkler system to neutralize the shliquid but it floods and all the kids are swimming in a lake with warm shit chunks floating around.?

>>725452975
is this a trap? id fuck this trap. i think anyone would.

>>725458318
What the faggot did you just fucking troll about me, newfag? I'll have you know that I am the top graduate of Internet Fag Lords Anon, and I have been involved in numerous Internet Raids, and I have delivered over 4189 confirmed trolls. I am trained in raiding bitches and I am the top troller in the entire 4Chan /b/ Community. You are nothing to me but another newfag, and I will not hesitate to bitch at you until you feel like you must fight me IRL, you cock monging whore. You think you can get away with exploiting the fact that I'm only an internet warrior? Think again, assclown. As we speak, I am contacting my hacker friends and they are already tapping into your faggot ass iPhone, so you better prepare for the hacking. The hacking that viruses your bitch iPhone you call a fucking real piece of technology. You're fucking trolled, newfag. I can anon anywhere, anytime, and I troll in over seven hundred ways, and that's just while I'm on my Android. Not only am I extensively trained in trolling and bitching, but I have access to the entire 9Fag and Raddit Communities and I will use them to their fullest extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little newfag. If only you could have known what ungodly fag lording your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking broswag. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you newfag piece of shit. I will rage fury all over you and you will lag in it. You're fucking trolled, newfag.

>>725458217
I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess.

She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely.

Doom!

That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.

Yours,

The Penguin of Doom.

>>725458351
stop spamming this thread retard
you've been told a bunch of times now

>>725458360
You also flooded the thread with off-topic pictures earlier.

You are violating the rules here. Get the fuck out. Now.

>>725458400
My Nana is still a looker, even at eighty. Whenever I bathe her in the driveway, I'm always impressed by her sinewy physique. I'll be like "Nana you're ripped bro" and she'll be like "nothing but clean living and good genes" then I'll be like "clean living? You ain't been sober an entire day since Nixon was still on the teet" and she'll be like "you'd drink too if you had such a shitty family" and I'll be like "maybe if you didn't have so much side wang pop-pop wouldn't have moved to Reno" and she'll be like "he moved to Reno because Schenectady was getting overrun with Mexicans" and I'll be like "Nana that's racist" then she'll say "then why don't you move there." This goes on until I'm done hosing her off, at which point I take her back inside, but her in front of a TV playing Diagnosis: Murder reruns, and give her a box of wine with a straw. Old people need the routine.

>>725458400
nigga she suck my dick so good nigga i started crying literally tears of fucking joy came down my face nigga when i say she throw that ass back when we fucking nigga i literally get pushed back my nigga last week she cooked a nigga a steak so good nigga i took a bite and i bust a nut in my pants and i ate the whole steak nigga so you think of how many nuts i bust in my motherfucking pants nigga

>>725458515
I deserve the best of all, after all, who could match my intelligence? Certainly not any baboonic, neurotypical NORMIEFILTH. People like me deserves to be assigned a qt 3.14 asian girlfriend of my choice, and I have all say in it, as I will profit the society I live in FAR MORE than she could. There is this guy who I have talked to that has imported a female aged 17 whilst being 42, and he has a profession much similar to the one I might be pursuing in the future. The social "stigma" he has received has been VERY negative, goddamn normies. Having said all that. Were I this man, they could shun me all they wanted, i wouldn't give two shits as i sank my dick deep into that nice tight little east asian snatch. Social censure should mean NOTHING to the man getting his fair share of sweet, spicy kimchi PUSSY. Just looking at her vapid chinky eyed, babyfat teenaged face makes me diamond hard. I would love to defile her over and over and fill that fine young filly with my superior, caucasian babies.

Donald Trump ruined Autism Lean's music for me

>>725458483
Hi,my name's Tim,I've been thinking about asking this to you...b..but I was scared to do anything...Im a lonely w..weeabo tt..that like making o...otttaku friends desu! And I h..heard that you're the c..cutest onegai Loli around steam.I was tt...thinkng that by any change...We could be good friends >\< You're so k...kawaiii ! I barely go out of home because sunlight hurts my soft skin and when I do,I go out cosplayed as an Anime character that I love,because am too shy >\< ..Would you like to be best otaku friends <3 ? I would be a good and loyal otakkkuu friend desu neee !! and I know how to prepare cookies and noodles..We could play awesome video games all day and watch anime or even hentai if you want >\< I like cuddling,Im just a bit perverted b..but that's not bad...right? <3

>>725458507
I can't take it anymore! I've had it with these fucking diaper, fart and shit posters in this board. This is a board about POKEMON, and last time I checked, there was no FART or SHIT or DIAPER pokemon and there will never be one either, so STOP FUCKING POSTING THAT GARBAGE! It's repulsive not being able to go into a single thread without a "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP" post or an image of a mon farting or shitting into somebody else. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! How can you find any enjoyment out of that? it's the absolute most vile and gross thing possible AND YOU NOT ONLY TREAT IT AS A JOKE BUT GO FURTHER BEYOND AND JERK OFF TO IT. This has to change, fart diapers and shit is NOT ALLOWED, so stop! It's time to stop! DON'T POST DEFECATION FETISH IMAGES ANYMORE YOU DISGUSTING EXCUSES OF HUMAN BEINGS. I should have to fucking tell you but yet, here we are! You people wont stop posting these off-topic shameful wastes of resources. Just the thought that somebody somewhere invested anything, literally ANYTHING, be it time, effort, energy, sweat, blood, tears, or money to make something so insulting to everyone with some kind of basic thought process makes me sick to my stomach, and it should repulse you too. So all in all just stop, ok, JUST FUCKING STOP.

>>725458567

drink concrete

>>725458546

how about i dont get out. how about i have a normal family and a contented normal life while you scream on the internet and reflexively embrace any and every taboo in a reactionary bid to get even with your grade school teachers who led you to believe you were entitled to something because you were brighter than a dozen other classmates which infuriates you because now youre in the bottom 5% in every indicator of success and well-being. post some irrelevant ironic pictures aimed at expressing sincere rage. they'll bounce off of me. put your elbows on the table to spite - not normies - but healthies, for having practical DIY skills or exhibited art while you have Steam items and complete video game achievements chains. ill go in the other room?

>>725458483
Here's the thing. You said a "queef is a fart." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an Alabama redneck who studies farts, I am telling you, specifically, in Alabama, no one calls queefs farts. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fart family" you're referring to the gastronomic grouping of flatulence, which includes things from shit bubbles to tear-assers to Alabama mweep-mwoppers. So your reasoning for calling a queef a fart is because random people "call the ass ones farts?" Let's get diarrhea and bloodfarts in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Newfoundlander or a gassy person? It's not one or the other, that's not how gastronomy works. They're both. A queef is a queef and a member of the fart family. But that's not what you said. You said a queef is a fart, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the fart family farts, which means you'd call piss, the runs, and other waste removal processes farts, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're gassy, you know?

>>725458614
Like, What did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Beauty School, and I've been involved in numerous secret shops in Louis Vuitton. I have like over 300 facebook friend requests too. I am trained in male psychological warfare and I'm the top hairdresser in my entire salon. Like, you are nothing to me but just another cut and perm. I will style your hair with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, you can totally mark my words. Like, you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, little dick. Because like, as we speak I am contacting my secret network of feminist groups across the world and your Girlfriend mag subscription is being traced back to you so like you better prepare for the junk mail, bitch. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your summer wardrobe. You're like sooo fucking yesterday, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can style you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in make-up application, but like I have access to the entire arsenal of the Maybelline mascara range and I will use it to its full extent to redesign your miserable look off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stupid tongue you silly boi. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you foolish fool. I will spray hair product all over you and you will look glamorous in it.. You're fucking fabulous, kiddo.

If one wanted to attempt to make some actual change, where would you suggest one start the journey?

>>725458655
fuck you spamming faggot

>>725458655

Surskit reproduction has grown symbiotic with encroaching human populations. To ensure a powerful mate, many Surskits harbor a natural attraction towards people. This is well-documented, and thus interspecies copulation is usually consensual. Female Surskits attract mates by releasing potent pheromones through their dorsal antenna, arousing males in a moderate radius. When an interested male is found, Surskits skate across the water towards the partner in an attempt to seal the deal through impressment. While most pokephiles prefer to mate ashore, a few opt to remain in water. In heat, the female coaxes her mate on his back and strokes the member to full size.
With the male genetalia pointed skyward, the Surskit gently crawls onto the groin and engulfs the upper portion of the male in the ventrally-located vagina. The Surskit's troublesome smallness (and shallowness) is compensated by a deep vibration of the primitive vocal cords, acting as a pleasure aid. As a side effect, the vibration generates a sweet song, relaxing the mate as his essence is extracted. Power of the vibration increases with time, leading many adventurous pokephiles to challenge themselves to resist orgasm for as long as possible. Once the pair reach orgasm, the female carefully pries herself from the mate, and reenters the water to gestate the egg. As a form of gratitude, the female releases a strange pheromone, instilling in the spent male a lasting feeling of sexual satisfaction that wears off a few hours later.

>>725458705
I sexually identify as graph paper. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sorting over the grid drawing beautiful graphs on math homework. People say to me that a person being graph paper is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon tattoo rows, columns and 3 hole punches on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Grid" and respect my right to draw graphs and solve equations. If you can't accept me you're a papyrophobe and need to check your graphing privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>725458690
The ballot box during elections, local activism during your spare time.

>>725458705

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Harvard Business School, and I’ve been involved in numerous leveraged buyouts, and I have over 300 million invested in my Cayman Islands bank account alone. I am trained in portfolio management and I’m the top short seller in the entire US market. You are nothing to me but just another piggy bank. I will wipe the value of your assets the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of accountants across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Roth IRA. You’re fucking over, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you broke in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just if I stick to stocks. Not only am I extensively trained in equity markets, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Securities and Exchange Commission and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking done, kiddo. theres many of us.

I am Kyogi-sama-gucci-chan, and I command you all to suck Donald Trump's Jewboy nose

>>725458775
You make this place shit, fuckhead. You shouldn't even be allowed to use a computer.

>>725458798
When You Eat A Chicken Parmesan But It Turns Out To Be A Parmesan Chicken And Then That Parmesan Chicken Lays An Egg And You Crack That Egg Open And There Is A Roll Of Cheese So You Get That Cheese And You Eat It So You Be Like Yas Bitch That A Good Ass Cheese Roll But Then You Realize As The Parmesan Chicken Stares At You With Tearing Eyes. That Cheese You Just Ate. That Cheese. It Was The Chicken's Child. But Even Worse. That Egg Was Formed In The Parmesan Chicken's Poophole

>>725458817

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little downy bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Highschool, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Cafeteria, and I have over 300 confirmed retard attacks. I am trained in nigger warfare and I'm the top sniper in all COD. You are nothing to me but just another retard. I will mock you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of trolls across the USA and your IP is being back traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, retard. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with yo' momma jokes. Not only am I extensively trained in logical fallacies, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the copypasta and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>725458823
fuck you

you are deliberately breaking the rules here

you shouldn't be allowed here

>>725458817
are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo

I sexually identify as a template. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being the structural basis of a text post. People tell me that being a template is impossible and that I'm a fucking weirdo but I don't care, those guys are just spreadsheets. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach blank lines to me and then I can assist the aspiring writer. From now on everyone should respect my right to be a template and my right to inspire the creative writer in everyone; protecting my right of text posting. If you can't accept me you are an Office© aphobe and should check your typeface privilege, fucking cis straight white male scum. For those who do accept me as a template, thanks for understanding.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GODDAMMED MODS?

>>725458890
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you two-legged abomination? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in seeing the truth of nature, and I've been involved in numerous pushes against Radiant towers, and I have over 300 confirmed stuns. I am trained in edict warfare and I'm the top pusher on the entire Dire Team. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will stun the fuck out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me behind your tower? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am flying my freshly-bought Bloodstone out on the courier so you better prepare for the nova, faggot. The nova that lets me wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my spells. Not only am I extensively trained in pushing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Secret Shop and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking scoured, kiddo.

I sexually identify as Donald Trump. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of deporting a Mexican. People tell me that being Donald Trump is impossible and that I'm a racist but I don't care, those guys are Terrosrists. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a 3rd hand to me so then I can grab 3 pussies. From now on everyone should respect my right to be Donald Trump and my right to Grab Pussies. If you can't accept me you are fired, fucking cis straight black male scum. For those who do accept me as Donald Trump, thanks for understanding.

>>725458890
welcome to /b/, faggot.

>>725458953
stop replying to me

I sexually identify as a bunch of fucktards posting bullshit, don't judge me or I'll call for MODS

>>725458943
Hey un-insured faggots,
My name is Geico Gecko, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day getting stupid assed insurance from other companies with limited coverage. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any real car insurance? I mean, I guess it’s fun hitting other cars and driving away, because of your own lack of driving ability, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of the animated chick from eSurance.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your Ford Explorer. I’m pretty much covered. I was captain of the sales team, and starter on Geico Nascar’s racing team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn eSurance people”? I also get no speeding tickets, and have a banging hot Ferrari (I just blew by you; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

>>725458994
What, are you dense? are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?
I’m the goddamn Batman, and I hate every single one of you. All of you cowardly, superstitious criminals who spend every second of their day robbing banks and blowing shit up. You are everything bad in the Gotham City. Honestly, have any of you ever managed to escape Arkham? I mean, I guess it’s justified for me to go out at night wearing a bat suit, beating lowlifes like you into a pulp because of the crimes you committed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than every Robin I’ve ever kept.
Don’t be a coward. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am vengeance, I am the night, I am also the heir of Wayne Enterprises and a member of the Justice League. What sports do you play, other than “Terrorize the peaceful citizens of Gotham and being arrested by me”? I am also one of the richest men in the world, and have banging hot bitches whenever I need (We just had a bat-orgy, shit was SO BAT). You are all scums who should just turn yourselves in. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my justice bitches.

>>725458943
downloading quality pizza in a different thread

>>725458995
how is it gay to have sex with another man? if its just one dude by himself its 100% male which makes it 100% gay, but when there's double the amount of gay it cancels out and becomes 100% straight. unlike a male and a female together where its 50% gay and 50% straight

I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>725458994
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up rules* my name is skeen but u can call me t3h k1ng 0f /r/ath3ism!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very skeptical!!!! thats why i created, 2 meet random skeptics like me ಠ_ಠ… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!! in fact im an atheist!!!) i like 2 destoy christins w/ tuber (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite past time!!! bcuz its SOOOO rewarding!!!! hes skeptic 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random atheists =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of subjcts here so give me lots of power!!!! LOL UR BANNED JIJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein moderator again again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!! love and cheetos, *~t3h K1nG 0f /r/ath3ism~*

>>725459061
you are deliberately making the thread reach the bump limit because you can't handle the content in this thread.

You are breaking the rules here.

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

>>725459158
i want to be emma's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her emma blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo marissa blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her emma hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her marissa hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her emma face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>>725458994
iPhone is the best console, and nobody could ever fucking speak against it. When I first got an iPhone, I was so excited that I wouldn't be trashy anymore. I got so many friends with the iPhone 5C's stunning colors and sexyness, and that isn't even half of it. It has over 30 GB worth of data. I was able to store, if I recall, 10,000 photos and it would only take up 4 gigabytes. It would play games that would seem laggy to a console and turn it into a lagless portable experience. I am a true fucking gamer, I play Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Flappy Bird, and Clash of Clans daily, I can message friends and stay up to date, I can talk to people with my face and always remember how my friends looked like, I can take endless photos with no worry about using data, and I could browse infinite pages of the internet, which a shitty console can't do. The PC, Wii, PS4, and Xbox 1 can't do any of this shit. Compete with that, consoletards. Also, nice trolling fucko, with you're not including you're fucking iPhone, get your facts strate Android fuckers.

>>725459150
god damn it shut the fuck up troll

>>725459169
Wow, your an asshole. You want to scare me? OOH, big bad navy seal. 300 kills. Your such a bad ass! OH, I am SO sorry to have provoked your wrath! You should ask yourself, did I DIRECTLY challenge you? Did I TELL YOU SPECIFICALLY that I WANTED to beat your ass? No I did NOT! I said I was a pacifist. I even said I DON"T want to fight you. You should read the posts more carefully before you decide to lash out hatefully and threaten me. This was simply about how I don't (lift? No, I do not lift things, if your talking about weights or something) or exercise, I don't care to, and I don't like bacon. You took this to a WHOLE other level. I was just defending myself from YOUR spiteful comment where you made fun of me for simply not liking bacon and that I don't lift weights. You, and that other buddy of yours, should calm down. And you do not scare me. I've come close to death a few times, and I'm not scared of it. I accept it. I've been robbed before, and have felt the blade against my neck. And I've been fucked with and threatened my WHOLE life from ALOT of other people, even from my own dad! He is tough and unforgiving. I grew up in a military family. My dad graduated from West Point (Lt. Col) and fought in Vietnam, for your freedoms and mine, like that of freedom of speech (be it threatening, hateful, and mocking like yours) and mine (where I was simply standing up for myself when you made fun of me). And I am not a kiddo, I'm 30. And it's funny how you click "like" on your own comments. How egotistical. I'm done now.

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

>>725458994
I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>725459196
What thay ...uhh fuck done y'all just fucking say about me, y'all little bitch? ay'll have y'all know ay graduated top av my class in thay ...uhh spartan fawces, ayn' ay've been done involved in numerous secret raids on covenant fawces, ayn' ay have ovuurr 300 done confirmed brute chieftayn assassinations. Ay am done trained in gawilla warfare ayn' ay'm the top snipuurr in the entaahyr unsc speciaal fawces. Y'all are nothing ta me but just anothuurr target. Ay will wipe y'all thay ...uhh fuck out with preycision thay ...uhh likes av which has nevuurr been saw befawe in this here sectaw, mark my fucking wawds. Y'all think y'all can get away with a-sayin' that there shit ta me ovuurr battlenet? think again, fuckuurr. As we speak ay am contacting my secret netwawk av oney spies across space ayn' y'all's locashun is a-bein' traced raheet now so y'all bettuurr preypare faw the stawm, maggot. Thay ...err stawm that there wipes out thay ...err pathetic little thing y'all call y'all's life. Y'all're fucking dead, split-chin. Ay can be anywhere, anytime, ayn' ay can kill y'all in ovuurr seven hundred ways, ayn' that there's just with my bare hands. Nahwt only am ay extensively done trained in unarmed combat, but ay have access ta the entaahyr arsenal av the united nations space cawps ayn' ay will use it ta its full extent ta wipe y'all's miserable ass out av this here universe, y'all squid-head. If only y'all could have known what unholy retribushun y'all's little "clever" comment were about ta bring down upon y'all, maybe y'all would have done held y'all's jaw. But y'all couldn't, y'all didn't, ayn' now y'all're a-payin' thay ...uhh price, y'all goddamn split-lip. Ay will rayn lead all ovuurr y'all ayn' y'all will drown in it. Y'all're fucking dead, hinge-head

>>725458994Here's the thing. You said "Shrek is love." Are they in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a neuroscientist who studies emotions, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Shrek love. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're talking about "love" you're referring to a wide range of emotions, which includes things from adoration to compassion to sentimentality. So your reasoning for calling Shrek love is because hundreds of random people have had intimate relations with him? Let's get my ex-wife in there, then, too. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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WHY? WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT WHILE THIS FAGGOT KEEPS SPAMMING THIS THREAD OVER AND OVER?

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

Like Uncle Ben used to say, "Peter, there's nothing wrong with pumping a few IQ points into a sheboon's womb. Just make sure you don't give her your real name. I've had to cure the odd case of jungle fever on quite a few occasions myself, and Lord knows most of the halflings in Harlem are wondering where old Papa Ben went. But Peter, if I ever see you bring a sheboon home, I'll tie the noose myself."
I'm really surprised that Rami managed to get this into the script. Still, words to live by tbqfh.

Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!

>>725459312
If you impeach Donald Trump which is unlikely you'll have Mike Pence fat chance you'll impeach another president even if you'd have to get lucky like 10 fucking times till you get democrat real fat fucking chance. So if you do impeach Trump I guess you really don't give a fuck about abortion or gay rights because pretty likely that'll be down the toilet with Mike Pence and I for one don't want the LGBTQIA+ community to be subjected and enforced into electroshock therapy unwillingly and even though I'm conservative I realise Trump made it a state issue for abortion but you still get abortion with Mike Pence fat fucking chance you'll be allowed to unless it's through back alleys and I don't want that either I'm conservative but I also think for myself and I'm definitely pro choice at the very least and I know whether or not it's legal people will get abortions and I don't want those awful things happening to you or possibly me one day. If you have such problems with Trump do what you feel must be done though I don't like it I disagree with it and I'm willing to fight back but you get Trump impeached unlikely you'll get Mike Pence impeached and you kick us all in the face but let's make it clear I'm fine with him as Vice President because he doesn't have as much power but I'm reasonably scared to have him as full on President where Trump can't change up any of his ideas. But if you want to shit in the toilet then what can I do stop you

He isn't. #MAGA shitlords

>>725458994
Here in my garage, just bought this new TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED FORCES here. It’s fun to KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than THE NAVY SEALS? GORILLA WARFARE. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA that I had to get installed to hold OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS that I bought. It’s like the TOP SNIPER Warren Buffett says, “the more you PREPARE FOR THE STORM, the more you DROWN IN IT.” Now maybe you’ve seen my SECRET RAID ON AL-QUAEDA where I talk about how I WIPE OUT a TARGET a day. You know, I WIPE OUT a TARGET a day not to show off it’s again about the UNHOLY RETRIBUTION. In fact, the real reason I keep this TOP SNIPER here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was A GODDAMN IDIOT sleeping on a couch in a mobile home with only forty seven CONFIRMED KILLS in my NETWORK OF SPIES.

OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T COOK THEIR OWN RICE
RICE COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T POP THEIR OWN POPCORN
POPCORN POPPERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T BOIL THEIR OWN PASTA
PASTA COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T SEPARATE THEIR OWN EGGS
EGG SEPARATORS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T MILL THEIR OWN GRAIN
GRAIN MILLERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T PULL THEIR OWN NOODLES PASTA ROLLERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.

Jamie Moyer (born November 17, 1962) is an American professional left handed baseball pitcher who is currently a free agent. At the time of his last game to date (in June 2010), he was the oldest player in the major leagues and had the most wins, losses, and strikeouts of any active Major League pitcher. He has been likened to Phil Niekro.[1][2][3]
Moyer has pitched for the Chicago Cubs, Texas Rangers, St. Louis Cardinals, Baltimore Orioles, Boston Red Sox, Seattle Mariners and Philadelphia Phillies. He made the All-Star team in 2003, while with the Mariners. Moyer has won numerous awards for philanthropy and community service, including the 2003 Roberto Clemente Award, the 2003 Lou Gehrig Memorial Award, the 2003 Hutch Award and the 2004 Branch Rickey Award. Moyer is one of only 29 players in baseball history to date to have appeared in Major League games in four decades.

>>725458994
I didn’t have ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS, I had no opportunities. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a CONFIRMED KILL. And another CONFIRMED KILL. And a few more CONFIRMED KILLS. I found five CONFIRMED KILLS. Again, it’s not just about money, it’s about the good life; GORILLA WARFARE, THE NAVY SEALS, UNARMED COMBAT and CONFIRMED KILLS. And so I record a little SECRET RAID, it’s actually on my website, you can click here on this video and it’ll take you to my website where I share three WAYS TO KILL WITH MY BARE HANDS that they taught me.

3... 2... 1...
Gotta blast!
From here to the stars,
To buy candy bars.
Rides a kid with a knack for invention! (Ah!)
With a superpowered mind
A mechanical canine (Bark bark!)
He rescues the day from sure detruction (He-he-HELP!)
This is the theme song (Aaaah!)
To Jimmy Neutron!

Hereat thy epithet thus shall be avowed as Rickingus Harrisonian, unerring legatee of thy cartel of collaterality. I unequivocally travail hither in juxtaposition where thy geriatric swain, contemning thy moppet, Bigginian Hossingson. Thy panoptic tableau, endosmically, corrals treatises, wherewith imposes. Thy sundrial facet I circumstantiated after thy 21 caducities thy subsisted, nix shunt secern thy corporeality insinuates intramurally.

>>725451744
he's basically a spoiled rich kid who never grew up.

The idea that there is a Jewish conspiracy behind everything is actually a Jewish conspiracy to make you believe that Jewish conspiracies exist. Actually, it's a Jewish conspiracy to make you believe Jews exist. The fact of the matter is, Jews do not exist. The Holocaust did not happen because there were no Jews to kill in the first place. Any suggestion to the contrary is just Jewish lies and propaganda. There have been hundreds of real studies and scientific reports done on this, and every result points to the incontrovertible fact that there is no such thing as a Jew and there never was in recorded history. I'd tell you to Google it, but Google is owned by Jews so you'll just have to take my word on it.

>>725458994
Three COMBAT TACTICS that you can implement today no matter where you are, KIDDO. Now, this isn’t a “get CONFIRMED KILLS quick” scheme. You know, like they say if KILLS sound too good to be true they are too good to be CONFIRMED. I’m not promising you that tomorrow you’re gonna be able to BECOME THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED FORCES. But what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven TACTICS. So, I record a little two minute SECRET RAID on my website. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional I just shot it here with my ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS, but it’s real. Nobody can argue, this is my CONFORMED KILL. And I’m going to give you the three most important KILLS you can do today. So click the link, go there it’s completely free to watch it it’s just a couple minutes. Invest in your KILLS. Always be curious. Don’t be a MAGGOT. Okay, people see videos like this and they say “Ah that’s not real that’s for somebody else.” Don’t listen, don’t listen. Be an optimist. Like, Conrad Hilton, the TOP SNIPER who started Hilton Hotel, he said that he was only fifteen years old when he GOT HIS FIRST CONFIRMED KILL, and that changed his life. CONFIRMED KILLS can change your life. And in that SECRET RAID, Helen Keller said “SHIT FURY” so if you’re a MAGGOT, if you’re a LITTLE SHIT you don’t need to click here. Don’t worry about it, I don’t need to talk to MAGGOTS. But if you’re somebody who knows GORILLA WARFARE, cause the KILLS are possible, you know, for some of you watching it’s not necessarily a TOP SNIPER, maybe it’s a SECRET RAID ON AL-QUAEDA, a new CONFIRMED KILL, starting your own NETWORK OF SPIES. Maybe it’s a new lifestyle without so much stress,

>>725458994
GRADUATING TOP OF YOUR CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, doing those things you know you’re destined to do. You can't do those unless you understand GORILLA WARFARE. Money, I don’t call it money anymore, I call it CONFIRMED KILLS. You must have enough KILLS to live out your dream and to live out your destiny. So, I’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and you’ll see there absolutely free. So just click this video and you’ll be taken there in a second, and uh, I’m excited to share these COMBAT TACTICS. You’ll see, not because of anything of me but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from SNIPERS many years ahead of me. Not just in SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA like these, although I love CONFIRMED KILLS but also real in-person TOP SNIPERS. So let me share with you these three COMBAT TACTICS that have made all the difference in my life. They’re practical, you can do them today, you can start on them today. All right? See you there on my site.

He's not

Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty economically unstable so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something revolutionary and I asked what and he said he'd give me his commies! Yeah! Yeah! I equally distribute wealth! I expand my glorious regime! I swallow countries whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 commie, 2 commie, 3 commie, 4 I'm daddy's czar but I'm also a socialist! He makes me feel safe!He makes me feel nationalistic! He makes me feel everything a little commie should!~ Wa-What!

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Shrek

>>725459550
wrong.

>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

>>725458994
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

>Long-term gf just broke up with me
>At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my shit together
>notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time
>smile at her and wave a little
>go back to staring at my coffee
>lock up to see her sitting next to me
>asks me what’s wrong
>little reluctant, think it’s a trick
>It isn’t
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she was dumped recently too
>accidentally stare at her cleavage as she’s talking
>start to get hard
>feel a hand run up my leg
>see her breathing a bit hard
>asks if I like what I see
>guide her hand to my zipper
>she unzips my fanny pack by mistake
>spaghetti falls out
>try to clean it up with my sock
>start to cry
>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my man skirt
>smear shit all over the window and ask her to marry me
>mfw she said no