ITT we work at a office

Why are we working in an office?

Fuck off nigger

>>725442055
no one ever knows whats going on around here. i fucking quit.

Fuck Cathy, take a shower!

Is that airplane coming towards us?

Boy I can't wait for the 10th anniversary of this building since it was built on the 11th of September 1991.

>>725442252
Yeah, it's the boss

>>725442277
Yeah right. I hope someone bombs this place down.

>>725442180
Okay if that's you want.
>lights you on fire

>>725442373
It's probably gonna be that muslim Habib.

>>725441937
"an" u stoopid cunt

>>725441937
"Fuck an airplane just crashed into the building!!!!!."

>>725443368
My key barely works igger

hey guys meet me at the water cooler in 15 minutes to talk about projectors

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>>725443494
FUCKING KEK

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>>725443234
Hey man, crash on your couch tonight? I have pizza

>>725444145
I don't have a couch, this job pays me 25 cents an hour.

>>725444145
Fucking kek!!!!!!

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Andy the autist here. Look what I made. I'm funny right?!

...guys?

>>725444586
Oh man even when the building is starting to collapse.your still funny

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Wow. September 10. Can't wait for my 30th birthday tomorrow. Can't believe how far I've come since 1971.

>>725444586
Hahaha, oh that Andy

>>725444586
Who else put andy

My wife keeps fucking niggers and I'm sick and tired of it!

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heheh, i'm gonna hack into the company's files and steal all the money and expose the company secrets

>>725444586
Chad, your boss, here. How could you disrespect a woman like that? Andy, I thought you were better than this! I'll have to see you in my office in 10 minutes to discuss what you've done and why I should let you keep your job.

Guys, the janitors keep raping male employees, there faggots

>>725441937
To: <All>
Subject: Theres leftover cake in the lunchroom from Mebdullahs baby shower, enjoy!

>>725445153
NO!!! NOT MY NUDES!!! You can keep the $20.

>>725445366
She put here pubes in that cake, fuck no

>>725445366

I would like to politely object to this. I believe that African Americans with a skin tone akin to that of sand should not be allowed within this office because of the risk it poses to the safety of everyone.

Thank you,
Kaden K. Krawford

TO: All Personnel
FROM: HR
RE.: Staff Reductions

In the business climate that our company operates in, it becomes necessary every so often to review our staffing needs. Such a review has recently been conducted and changes are planned as a result of the findings.

During Q3, our stock value fell by .05 of a point. While this doesn't seem like much, it reduces the CEO's annual performance bonus from $2.2M to $1.99M, which means he will have to forgo his fifth Aston Martin, as well as postponing the new roof on the house he has in North Hampton. This, of course, is unacceptable.

Our company is in the process of implementing a workforce reduction of forty percent, all of it below the executive level, of course. After all, it's your 401K matching that's steering the company into the tar pits, not executive compensation and bonuses.

Please accept our sincere thanks for your service, should you be one of the selected. And, if you're not, please accept our thanks in advance for taking on the work of four people without benefit of a raise on an increase in vacation or compensatory time.

--The Management

>>725446182
Fuck dat shit nigga I'm out

>>725446182
fuck you bitch, I hope a plane crashes into your office

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>>725446182

>>725446182
Pretty much the reality whenever there's a news story about mass layoffs or "restructuring".

Hey friends, I'm new here, just moved in from good 'ol San Fran, as we like to call it, I'm so glad to be here. First I'd like to let you all know that I'm a Jewish transexual African American atheist Homosexual other-kin who prefers to be referred to by the pronoun zhe or zher, and also a vegan. I'm so glad to meet you and I hope we can work together to achieve so many fabulous things!

>>725447697
Pound sand, Pixie. You're gettin' a layoff notice.

>>725447811
But what did I do wrong? This is verbal harassment and by overpowering me in this conversation, I've classified this a rape, you're going to be fired so hard buddy, and then I'll sue you for my PTSD I now have once the boss finds out about this!

>>725448384
I'm the boss, fuck off fairy fantasy faggot

>>725448520
Oh yeah, well I'm gonna report it to your boss! Ohhh snaaap! Whatchu think about from apples!!??!! Now hold on while I head to the bathroom, DONT CHECK MY DRAWER, I'm super serious!!!

Amy is taking selfies on the bathroom mirror again

>>725448878
I'm my own boss queer, clean out your desk

>>725448977
Ohhh You're soooo gonna regret this!! I'll be back you freaking meanie!!

NIGGERS!!!

>>725449267
Sure you will
I'll just file restraining order for the premises fag

>>725448883
Well do something about it pansy. Sometimes you gotta smack a bitch when a bitch needs smacking.

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>>725449403
Guess who's back?

>>725449965
I can have you arrested for bringing weapons onto the premises, have fun getting your asshole resized to the size of a shower drain in prison faggot

Does anyone else thing the kid in the mailroom is autistic? I've been getting envelopes with what looks like the corners have been chewed off and their covered with drops of this gluey substance.

>>725450431
no the mail just makes people crazy

>>725450210
Hahaha, no silly! This is for you!!
>Gun is pointed towards you, you have one chance to do something that will redeem you, to spare your life or die in bigotry