/b/ has gone down the hole in the recent yeasrs so i need to remember all the good threads and posts.
ITT: Great Greentexts
>>725443860
how tf do I read this
>>725444264
You dont.
>>725443860
>saving the thumbnail
I fucking swear to god, you fucking niggers.
Anyway i'll start dumping.
>>725445628
>>725445835
Bump for interest
>>725446068
Best
>>725445628
the fuck...
>>725446280
doesn't seem like anyone's around. Even OP has abandoned ship. I'll keep posting anyway, haven't gone through my collection in a while.
>>725446694
holy shit that thumbnail is miniscule
>>725445628
You got something really hot here. Don't fuck this up with her; because if you can't appreciate this quirk about her; dump her so someone else can.
>>725446591
hahahaha very good
stay around pardner
>>725446591
Well dammit if I'm just gonna let this thread die
>>725446591
I am lurking, I will post when the time comes anon
>>725442078
this is kinda moving
I'd watch this
>>725444973
lol'd
>>725442986
What.
>>725444951
fucking kek
>>725441652
>>725442078
Good job you old bastard you made me feel again ;-;
>>725445628
He's fucking the Wii Fit trainer.
A true classic.
>>725448676
hahaha reminds me of this
>>725446591
lurking, got about 5 when I reach the bottom
Anyone have the kid who bricked his dads computer. Then ran a magnet over the hard drive?
>>725449234
That guy is my hero
if this hasn't been posted yet i'll be disappointed.
>>725450785
do you have the one where anon shits out a tape worm?
>>725451133
never mind, I found it!
>>725447912
Please go back 2 reddit
>>725450121
sounds good, want to see that one
keeping the thread alive
>>725451935
>>725450380
>turn 360 degrees
He would be right in the same place
>>725441652
Where is the one where anon hires a tranny and lets it fuck his ass and gets HIV?
>>725452063
One of the all-time faves
>>725452264
Hello newfag.
Recent Glory
>>725453680
>textsize
original file was fucking 8 mb,
>>725444951
My eyes are shitting tears
I will not allow this thread to 404.
>>725454891
excellent analogy
I SAID I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!
might as well contriboot
>>725446840
I love how as soon as the illusion is broken, the dad acts like nothing happened
>>725453440
Hello newfag
>>725445628
>tfw you will never have sex with a life coach
>>725451935
Holy shit you guys still kick this around?
I have no way to prove it, but this is actually my story. I am OP from that thread.
>>725460520
Then post tits, and I may consider your proposition.
When people talk about /b/ going downhill I wonder why they don't just start more new threats instead, but I'm sure I'm oversimplifying it.
>>725444973
Is this like insinuating that his "girlfriend" had to be plugged in, or
>>725445388
that was gay
you're gay
die now
>>725460520
Did the cats ever go away
>>725461684
Basically I moved away from Point Marion a few months after I posted the story. The company I was working for at the time was building a hotel in Morgantown WV. So when the hotel was finished, we all relocated to the eastern side of PA to follow new contracts out here.
Basically the war never resolved while I was living there. The old lady got kind of fucked up by the fact that her husband ended up getting Melanoma so they spent a lot of time away from their house while he was in hospice care. He was a pretty cool dude and recognized that his wife was crazy as fuck.
With them not being around so much, she wasn't around to feed the cats and make everything worse. Also animal control returned a few months after my post and took a huge number of cats off her property.
I still miss that place if only because of all the retarded shit that used to go on there. Hindsight being 20/20 -- after seeing how successful shit like hwndu ended up being, I regret that i never set up a geese vs cats war stream. There were enough fights on my property to justify the spectacle of it.
>>725452331
/b/ used to be so much smarter and classier!
>>725461478
You're gay for not laughing anon.
>>725462109
before tonight I never knew such things could have ever existed
the world is so big
>>725449234
>Tfw he set off the jocks to prison for having them throw shit at a parade float
Lurker here.
Just gonna say i love this thread
>>725450380
This is LITERALLY the best
>>725457602
Hello newfag
>>725443860
Ants, etc.
Bump because Oldfag
>>725452331
>>725456582
My sides have ascended into another plane
>>725456840
This is great
>>725453680
pol is full of autists, they are like tumblr with their obsessions
>>725443860
Well memed, amico
>>725441652
I don't get it.
His teacher was the girl?
>>725442078
Every damn time.
>>725441652
we need a /b/ alternative without porn
Obligatory
>>725466393
>>725452264
Fucking retard
>>725450121
I think I have it
>>725457544
I really really want this to be real
K I'm going to bed
>>725447720
oh fuck underappreciated post my dude.
There's 52 of us in here, post something you fucking niggers.
I'll just let this shit 404, niggers.
>>725466848
>>725443860
>>725449234
Nicr
>>725469934
We here, just reading
>>725471699
/b/ohemian rhapsody
>>725460520
Don't believe
>>725444951
Keeping the dream alive
>>725442986
Please delete this
>>725448434
kek, hadn't seen that one before
>>725471727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
>>725444951
I've been down that alley
A True Man Of The World
ded thred
>>725462109
You are full of shit. How do you expect people to believe that geese can defeat cats? Or eagles can hunt full grown cats? Are you aware how strong for their size cats are? If a cat knows what he is doing he can literally take down prey three times his weight.
>>725441652
I don't know why this made me laugh so much.
>>725471699
tfw ended up singing this in my head while reading
bump
>>725444951
TopZozzle
>>725445835
> that photoshoop
Bump for life, this thread was gold. Instead of sleeping, i read, now Im off to work amidst a blizzard.
>>725448059
studiate italiano?
a scuola?!
>>725450380
>turn 360
Seriously, man?
>>725479903
newfag
>>725480262
newfag.
>>725480360
Nice damage control, faggot.
>>725480360
newfag
>>725452264
How new are you?
>>725480473
>thinking I'm samefag
>>725480473
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey guys im new.
Let's not ruin the whole thread just because some guy fell for the newfag check for the millionth time.
Let me contribute to this thread.
1/?
>>725480942
2/?
>>725480942
3/?
>>725480942
4/?
>>725480942
5/?
>>725480942
And last one, i'm in class so i can't post more, hope you enjoyed it guys. 6/6.
>>725465908
Yes, yes we do.
>>725445835
>
classic
got a few to dump, don't die on me damn it!
>>725480568
That's not dio you fucking faggot
>>725453680
This screencap is a bit better than that one if, anyone wants it
>>725481421
That's kinda hot m8
>>725442078
Fucking magnificent, I play a lot of TF2 and this story made me a bit sad, what happened to the poor guy? I want to find him and give him free hats.
I'm too scared to get off the toilet because the thread might 404 by the time I get back to my room.
>>725483340
I'm sure he died a glorious death for his people and homeland.
I bet there's all kinds of crazy ass hats in (Insert Afterlife of Choice Here).
>>725441652
Lmao
>>725451284
top kek
Oh hey, it didn't 404.
>>725448005
Underrated
>>725461339
His dick was plugged into her.
>>725480568
That's Kars, one of the characters that could fuck Dio's shit up royal
Toad
>>725457675
E D G Y
>>725449234
>Stick my ass in the locker and justice everywhere
i'm gonna start using justice as a verb like this
>>725448005
kek'd
>>725457675
a quality medium kek
>>725457544
real or not a fucking good read
>>725442078
I never asked for these feels
Someone else needs to start posting, I've been on all night and I'm running out of shit.
>>725486731
i lost all of my old shit when my fucking dumbass roomie updated my laptop to windows 10 while i was at work a few months back. i thank you for your service, anon
This shit is gonna 404 if you fags don't do anything.
You guys are faggots.
>>725480942
Gets me every single time
>>725488831
poor lad
>>725450785
i also use the tomorrow background like in this greentext... why does it not blend in as if were the same color?
> the jews did this
>>725445628
beats what my 26yo gf says, all i get is
>aahhh slow down
>ooohn not so deep/fast
>slower, slower (then she starts back her hips away from me and up having to basically chase her cock first on bed)
>have you done yet?
>have you cum yet?
>thats enough i'm tired
she's not cheating and she's not fat or ugly, she's just a general bitch when it comes to penetration, no hassle when going down on her and all her toys are 3inch vibratirs or clit massagers
luckily for me im dicking her older sister whos in her mid 30's and married and she loves the D
>>725465908
Or we need to man up and come up with a way to drive those threads out
>>725444951
>or if she even survived
>>725489683
as long as some forms of porn are only allowed on /b/, /b/ will have porn
I've been up for the entirety of this thread keeping it alive, slaving away.
But I'm done. Fuck it, if you want the thread keep it alive yourselves.
I've been up for 11 hours straight and no one will even bother to post anything in here.
This board makes me wanna shoot my dick off.
>>725442078
epic. could make this into a movie staring Charleton Heston.
>>725490731
would if i could, anon
refer to >>725487004 as to why
>>725452264
newfriend
>>725452264
>>725479903
I still don't understand how people don't understand that doing a 360 & walking away are consecutive events
>>725490731
Lmao sage
>>725490731
you've been good to us, brother. i contributed what i could.
>>725480942
my sides
>>725485772
Bretygood/10
>>725446591
doing gods work anon
>>725448005
This is literally the plot to Get Out
>>725490731
your contributions have been witnessed
>>725493710
>>725492023
>>725491594
>>725490951
I just wanted to get to image limit.
>>725441652
>get feelings for gril
>can't describe it
>tell her how I feel
How did you tell her how you felt if you couldn't describe it?
>>725494383
mmmm delicious bait ty
>>725494109
you did well, my friend. rest easy in your last hours and know that you gave the world more keks than you could possible know . . .
>>725494719
gb2reddit fucklips
>>725495035
the hell's a reddit?
>>725495321
oh stop it tumblr faggot, you know where you belong
>>725495410
i run a porn blog there with some funny shit thrown in. does that count?
and before you tell me to crawl on back to fb, i left that a while ago
>>725495687
no it counts as you being a faggot
>porn blog
>>725496544
that i am, anon
that i am . . .
This thread wins ovar 9000 internets.
bump, i'll try keep it alive
>>725497293
>>725442078
fuuuck ;_;