rekt 3.0

>>725438898
Story? What a faggot

>>725439108
Played too much Doom. Listened to too much Rammstein.

>>725439112
I don't know why, but the ones with weights are always the worst for me.

Also he looks like Will Wheaton.

>>725438864
how fucking dull are their weapons like jesus christ, one swing with an axe should have been enough to chop the head off

I just tooted and it stinks. Lol I get a bone

>>725439444
Pretty good combo tbh

Yo, anyone got the webm of the George lucas dude shooting the GTA wannabes in a shop?

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>>725440079
10 points to Gryffindor!

>>725438143
What happened to her?

Also, source?

Literally the entirety of this thread was posted with the same filenames in the same exact order last night. Fuck off OP

>>725439108
Kid was bullied, teachers didn't do shit,decided to take matters into his own hands and became a hero

>>725439328
nightmare fuel

>>725439108
Happened in my city, across the street where I work. It was a private school, kid was essentially a depressed autist who got hold of a gun and shot up his school.

>>725441269
I like the negress chimping out in the background. They are too funny.

>>725438143
Someone is dying on the stage.
They really don't give a fck.
Just keep on dancing.
Nothing to see here.

>>725441425
I mean what actually happened to her?

>>725438143
It looks like a seizure!!!

>>725438239
>black people

>>725441115
what the fuck is this

>>725438337
I'm so dissapointed that the car didn't end up flipping and landing on that truck, right side up.

>>725439112
A few miscalculations and this move is quite dangerous. I once dropped the weights right while I was getting up, because I was starting to pass out due to lack of blood going into my brain. He should have done the same, you can see it in his eyes, he was starting to pass out.

>>725439843
was that leafy?

>>725440982
If that's true, then every teacher who doesn't do shit about bullying deserves the same fate. Most teachers are assholes anyway.

>>725440709
Why can't niggers put on pants properly?

>>725442582
KILL THAT NIGGER NOW, HE KILLED THE CHICKEN!

>>725441115
>>725441995
Literally: Hokuto no Ken

>>725441406
kek. and they're actually chimping. I'm crying

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>>725443237
thats a rooster

>>725440720
>>725441603
Nerve gas dart

>>725443721
Shit. I must not be on /b/ enough. I can't recognize cocks.

>>725442556

I dont fucking get it. Nigger reaches around to his back like he is grabbing a gun, then whips his arm back around like he's drawing it. Pig was totally justified to shoot the dumbass.

>>725443878
They really didn't need to shoot him in that situation.

>>725438864
Fucking muslims. Their cruelty knows no bounds.

>>725439187
Story ?

>>725443386
Looks like Nice 2016 (France)

>>725438898
>when autism strikes back
Thank god I never got hold of a gun in high school

>>725444216
Nigger true to steal copper and got fried and stuck to the electric panel like burger on a dry grill.

>>725444126

This

>>725444216

It looks like the guy was messing with live, very high voltage electric equipment and got zapped

>>725444275
>Runs out in to traffic from behind a vehicle
Welp. Cleaner gene pool.

>>725440995
Police brutality at it's finest

>>725441425
Ikr. People will argue that the show must go on. But fucking japs man, they have no souls

>>725444216
was trying to steal wiring, Got himself cooked instead

>>725442438
probably explains his weak chin

>>725440594
This is a good one. Can't imagine the pain that mother just felt but I'm sure it's priceless.

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>>725444530
Thank you anon

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>>725438143
I've done Rekt stuff. AMA

>>725440720
she had a seizure.

google "asian dancing girl has a seizure"
why is everyone on this site so helpless

>>725438864
Somebody get these Mexicans a fucking Hindu knife or something. Talk about making an occupation out of it. Too lazy manyana to sharpen their.GD knives. Jesus, next time us a nail file you pricks

>>725441268
it happened in mexico

>>725441269
It's impossible to enjoy women's fighting bc I know any man can intervene and take them both out.

>>725438864
* GINSU knife NOT HINDU

>>725441269
look at all those monkeys jumping around

>>725444007
yea but he was a black kid, so that makes the cop racist

>>725445757
what is happening here?

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>>725443721
A rooster is a chicken you fucking tard. A female is a hen a male is a rooster. That's like saying a doe is not a deer

>>725438898
guess he was pissed he couldn't get a permission slip

>>725444394
>*in Halo 3 multiplayer voice*
>Hill contested

>>725443665
its kinda the store owners fault for attaching it to that thing anyway

>>725441830
Fake, it's reversed

>>725443132
why does every pawn shop have an old guy and a young kid working?

>>725446688
I laughed so fucking hard
also checked them dub dubs

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>>725440534
>>725440556
>>725440571
>>725440594
>>725440620
>>725440709
>Mfw the filenames

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>>725446688
Check'd

>>725444126
this.


and, if anything, they dont all need to shoot at once right in his chest. one guy can shoot his leg and it'd be over

>>725444126
they did. theres audio out there where he says "one of us is gonna die tonight" then starts to charge with the hammer

>>725446884
The fuck happened to him

>>725444126
you're fucking cancer

>>725447045
I really hope you never become a cop

>>725444930
Koreans you dumbshit

>>725444794
except those arent cops....

>>725443132
badass.

>>725439481

So do tits whats your point?

>>725444126
Cops don't need to shoot half the people they do.

They just want to.

>>725441624
>people

>>725446997
I've never been clear on why he does that? Looks weird after that hug n shit.

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>>725440285

got you fam

>>725438864
sweden.webm

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>>725447125

Give me one of those at a BLM meeting. Problem solved.

>>725446702
it's kinda his fault for going through a chained off area. There's a reason it's chained off tardo

>>725446191
this is my nightmare

>>725447460
go away fbi

>>725447510
I agree the kid was dumb, but its still a dumb place to connect the chain to

>>725447388
lol

>>725444930
They don't look Japanese, the subtitles are in Korean, the phrase "the show must go on" is an English phrase, and "japs" is a racial slur while categorizing every one of them as soulless.

>>725442582

That's one way to deal with a big black cock.

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>>725447599
ohshit. My cover's been blown

>>725447407
lol nigga had two guns and still lost.

>>725447407
Nice one!

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>>725438864
Pfff, mexicans. More like mexican't even cut her fucking head off Jorge!

>>725439444
No such thing. Also, checked

>>725444202
these are Mexicans you inbred

>>725446141
filename kek

>>725447773
its a french phrase started in circuses. if a performer fell or got stepped on by an elephant, they had to keep going

>>725442470
12yr old detected

>>725447314
Police are renowned to be assholes, but don't threaten cops like a retard and you won't get shot

>>725448034
thats what he gets for wearing all white like a faggot

>>725446507

that made my butthole clench.

>>725448211
Story? looks kinda fake
Also, check'd

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>>725448714
its a condom commercial

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>725445757
This is not allowed to get posted without an explanation.
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
EVERY REKT THREAD SOME FAG POSTS TBIS AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IT IS.

>>725448714
>kinda fake

oh yeah the perfectly placed high quality camera in the bathroom only looks "KINDA" fake

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>>725448821
best get to google I believe in you anon

>>725448821
the explanation is in the filename

>>725448793

Really this shit again?

>>725448034
Binge drinking and swords. Who knew?

>>725448821
I'll tell you what it is.....
spooky

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A classic

>>725448612
>hat is black

>>725448612
18.

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>>725448590
This! Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Don't expect to beat somebody's skull in with a hammer without any consequences.

>>725443793
I think this is the first time I've ever seen Chinese concerned for the other party.

>>725448698
Why in the fuck would you attend an event like that at 80? Maybe he wanted to go out like a pro?

>>725438898
holy shit he tries to shoot himself in the head and it hits the ceiling lol

>>725438239

the ice cream man delivers.

>>725449659
why?

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>>725448793
Let me tell you something, motherfucker. I work at an ER and I see some seriously fucked up shit; OD's, hit-by-car, suicides, really fucking stupid stuff. I've seen nearly anything. Shit can be sad, but it's incredibly cathartic. No I don't feel bad for the stupid niggers that come in after getting in a fight or doing something that Darwin should kill them off for, but it makes me feel better about myself. The fact that I could die any goddamn minute motivates me to not be a totally complete waste of fucking skin and actually do the shit I want in life.
In short, go fuck your self or GET THE FUCK OUT, NIGGER.

>>725449402
I haven't seen this one before, that's pretty fucked.

>>725438239
He was featured on Tosh.0 and got a free trip to LA out of it. Only in America is such stupidity awarded.

>>725446191
"damn... I guess I need to find a best friend again"

>>725438898
WELP, all those kids are mentally ruined for life. lmap

>>725438143
Nerve gas, no doubt.

>>725448821
It's obviously fake since it's moving too fast to be real. I like it, though.

>>725438143
Oh man, Koreas Got Talent finals are brutal!

>>725449956
girls are horrible bullys

>>725448793
You know honestly, I don't feel great about it, but it does have some redeeming values.

The main thing is, really is usually so hidden from us. Most of the people in our lives try to sugar coat things from when we are young. Some people even deny that certain things go on in the world. Seeing these threads, I always think to myself, "well, I guess I should look twice before crossing the street", "I guess escalators and elevators can be dangerous", "I guess there are people out there beheading people". It makes me think twice in these situations. It makes me more confident when people start arguing whether it's dangerous to vacation in mexico and I want to throw in my two cents.

Seeing a kid fall off an escalator and die may seem morbid, but you can bet if I'm ever bringing kids up an escalator, after seeing a thread like this, I'll pay fucking attention to what those little monkeys are up to, and me viewing this shit may therefore save a life.

On top of that, watching how quickly and easily life can be struck out of someone makes me appreciate it that much more.

>>725449410
I have no idea what that means

>>725447364
maybe she told him she is leaving to california to find a white, blue eyed man

>>725439187

that is the worst Frank Grimes impersonation I have ever seen.

>>725447185
They're all slanty eyed fucks thank you

>>725447304

it's hard to spell words with tits.

>>725447314
Or they just don't want to die to some schitzo

>>725450017
>black lives splatter

>>725450274
Gotta be 18 to post here.

>>725442524

because the father leaves with the belt that he should have used on the child so it didn't grow up to be a fucking hood rat.

>>725447797
"if you keep your act together i'll suck your dick"

>>725450709
lol this turned out much better than I thought it was going to.

>>725450709
he was mad bcause he wanted a watermelon

>>725450601
Who the fuck do you fucking think you are you fucking faggot cock sucker? I dont give a fucking rats asshole if you're a Navy Seal or not. All you fucking faggots do is sit around snorting cocaine and jerking each other off to pictures of each others wives. You fucking faggot mother fucking dick head piece of shit. Please send the storm my way. I am a 4 time purple belt in Mixed Martial Arts, I could kill all of you faggots with my left nut. You think that fucking people are supposed to be intimidated by your hollow threats of fucking someone up? Let me tell you something faggot, I will find you. I will cut out your fucking eyeballs with a spoon and stick them in your asshole so you can watch yourself take my dick up your ass while I'm raping you, Fucking queer. You don't know who the fuck I am. Wanna know how much of a sick mother fucker I am? Ask Chuck Norris' wife. She couldn't even take the tip of my cock in her ass without screaming. Chuck Norris is a BITCH to me, and you're nothing but a speck of sand in the desert you're stationed in, to Chuck. So what does that make you compared to me? Nothing. You are fucking NOTHING. You're not even a fucking MOLECULE compared to me you fucking dick sucker. So before you send your arsenal off cock sucking faggot Navy bitches, why don't you stop and ask yourself, "Is it really worth it? Do I want to put myself, my friends, and my family in danger, because I don't know when to shut the fuck up?". Then answer the question by saying no and moving on with your pathetic excuse you call a life, you fag.

>>725441587
Big light at beginning gave her a epileptic seizure. If she naturally has epilepsy they're basically harmless as long as her thrashing around doesn't make her smoke her head.

>>725450709
burn the coal pay the toll

>>725450709
Thing is she activated chimp mode. They are probably going to rape her ass now after beating her face into a mess.

>>725450835
tldr get shorter pasta

>>725450262

I remember that. My NASCAR-loving family was all up in arms about it. I thought it was kekworthy.

Tony Stewart ran him over after a few altercations with the kid, I believe. But he had a temper, and shouldn't have stepped on the track, my grandma said.

>>725450557

When did this happen??

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>>725451433
some time in the 80s i think

>>725450541

>black lives flatter

>>725449581
maybe the bull escaped from somewhere more than running with the bulls, but either way he got bulldozed.

>>725442556
This officer should get a medal. Stupid fucking kid, the skin color doesn't matter. If you point a finger gun at a cop you're asking to be shot.

>>725451121


the driver that got hit had marijuana in he system, the autopsy reported.

>>725447930
Hit so hard it duplicated gray hoodie damn

>>725451928

lmao. Pot shoulda chilled that fucktard out. His own damn fault.

>>725446911
That's not how it works, If the Law needs to use lethal force then they use LETHAL force not injury

>>725451589
Giving him the old Swedish welcome.

>>725449981
> I've seen nearly anything.
>seen nearly anything
>nearly anything
>anything

Falls for bait hurr durr

>>725451765

at least she didn't turn into silly puddy like that guy in the lathe

>>725452048
Dang dude where's your workplace safety?
Don't stand on the top 2 rungs dumbass

>>725450199
did he dead?

>>725443793
>>725444126
He was a good boi he dindu nuffin

>>725452283
>not realising is also pasta

>>725444421

It isn't nice at all you wannabe edgy fag. People died.

>>725452283
>replies to copypasta
>hurr durr
On a scale of one to potato how retarded are you?

>>725450478
don't mind me just dropping by

>>725452682
Falcon stomp

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>>725452265
the fact fucking pig in this video got off with only an involuntary manslaughter charge and 5 years in jail. Fuck this country

>>725452608

wow, amazing self preservation reflexes on the two women employees, just standing there with their hands to their faces instead of running for cover after the first robber gets shot.

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>>725452829
5 years probation, 180 days in jail

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In Brazil... snitches get killed... A LOT

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>>725440709
It's literally like looking at apes interact with each other.

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>>725452953

>>725452953
he should be getting ass rimmed by tyrone in prison right now for murdering that man

>>725446688

Checked. Well done anon, I'm proud of you.

>>725447094

He became a potted plant, keep up

>>725438898
Beta Uprising

>>725453075

Fake

>>725453321
I wish there was audio for this it's really interesting

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>>725450966