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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY I have been practising black magic for

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:

EVERY post that ends in 00 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.

BUT,

EVERY post that ends in 99 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.

Good luck my /b/rethren
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im gay
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anyone ever actually know someone who did this? How did they actually believe that they were successful??
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>>725435669
She farted on My dick
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no such thing as black people
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>>725435884
u wot
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gimme the money
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THIS IS STUPID (00 get)
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>>725435669
I fucked a tranny in the ass yesterday
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>>725435669
niggaaaaa
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>>725435669
rollin
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>>725436199
Rip
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>>725436199
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>>725436199
At least I died doing what I love
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>>725436199
bye
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cash please
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plz 99
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Rolling for [spoiler] 99 [/spoiler]
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I don't know what todo say about this.
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give me that guap
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>>725436499
bye bye
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>>725436499
HOLY SHIT
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we dyin out here
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I WANT A LOLI
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>>725435669
let's do it. rollllllin starrrrrt.
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i want to fuck a feminine boy
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>>725436676
>676
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>>725435669
i dont want to die op
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anyone see any good movies?
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watch this niggers
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>>725436876
disregard that......
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>>725435669
I don't believe you.
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>>725435669
gibs
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>>725436499
ur fuckin ded kiddo
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rollling for the money im poor as shit
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You better not be fake op
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cool yo
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we are 1% get
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Let's hope for triple 777
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yeet
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>>725437198
so close
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>>725437101
>>725437201
daaaaam
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ok
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>>725437323
NEVER LUCKY
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99 get
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Death or money. Bring it on.
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>>725437555
>>725437277
checked as fuck
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>>725437555
checked. no death for you tho
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give money
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>>725435669
00 ez
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>be me
>22 yr old in military and very bored on desk duty
>see possible meme magic
>git rich or die trying
>Praise kek
>hopefully get noticed and strike it good.
>mfw
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Rollin for 99
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>>725437782
nope
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gimme gimme
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THE NUMBERS ARE MOVING TOO FAST
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>>725437555
OOO BABY A TRIPLE!
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>>725437782
chairfag?
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>>725437922
Not normally. Got voluntold. 1900-0700
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Praise Cthulu
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02 get
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I believe
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If I get 999 do I die a even more painful death?
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I hate my penis
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>Be me
>22 yr old soldier trying one more time.
> 1st 2 attempts safe,but bust.
>hopes to post a photo of the chaos deity to get triple 7 or zero
>*reels internally as I push post button
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Fuck off commie
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hey beter
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Take a chance, Roll the dice; Money can't buy you love cuz it's overpriced.
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>>725435669
Hey Beter
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rolling for 00
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rooooolllinnnggg
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>>725435669
Beter again
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>>725435669
kill me pls
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>>725435669
>I have been practising black magic for 13 years.

You've been shitposting this pasta since at least 2014.
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>>725435669
I like those odds!
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if dubs then OP dies a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours
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>>725439466
omg flip those numbers pls
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>>725439537
Reroll

GET rich or die trying!

(See what I did there? GET rich?)
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>>725435669
hey beter fuck 00 get
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kk nigga
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>>725439555
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>>725436199
>>725436199
nigga needs to document his next 24hrs to shit on the occultists faces
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>>725436499
post kik and stay in touch nigger child
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>>725439555
RIP OP
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aaaaaababbaaaabba
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>>725439867
Do you really need me to do that shit to prove that this is bullshit?
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>>725439514
talks about 2014 and has 14 as last two digits.
Anon says the trruth colse this trhead down
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How does one practice black magic?
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fecken role
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>>725435884
They were able to leave unlike us anon
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>>725440600

im da best
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>>725438896
nope
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>>725440000
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Why not
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>>725435669
my name jeff
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>>725440000
lol#fuckthisniggamadeit#payupop#faggot
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>>725440600
woo
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>>725440800
yay
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>>725435669
Gimme da loot, nigga
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>>725435669
rollio
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Yolo
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>>725435669
99 me.
I dont beleive magic users have any power to begin with, but if you guys truly do then im already immune to any curses.\
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if dubs your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post
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roll my dudes
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>>725436199
because you got 99, you must document this and post a pic of the thread and your own post with the (you) beside it by tomorrow this time.

just to shit on the face of the occultist
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>>725437912
please leave.
you are not wanted here. (on this chan)
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if dubs OP will be raped to death by his bull
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>>725435669

Do it faggot, you won't.
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>>725441225
Fuck it, I'll do it. See you this time tomorrow.
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Gimme dat
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>>725435669
Rip
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pretty sure ur joking but sure
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goof
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maybe ill get lucky, who knows
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gotta get on sooner or later
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rollers
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Money here i come
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sure why not
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lets go!
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give me that sweet sweet death
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lets see
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Fuck it roll
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999
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oh boy 99 please
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meh
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>>725435669
I'm never lucky. I'm sure this will be no different
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>if 00 please god give me a break and let this be real
>if 99 this thread is fake as fuck
>roll
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yay
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>>725435669
Rollo me usop
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;sadoig
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sweet death
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tru af fam lit bruh
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Rollino
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>>725443918
fuck you nigger
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>>725435669
please lord kek, give me 00 by your power
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kill me daddy
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>>725435669
check my 00s

>inb4 99
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>>725443968 kill me
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>>725435669

trollin
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Nothing left to live for
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got em
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Kill
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>>725444108
except money?
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Ok
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>>725444137
inb4 this was a secret roll
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>>725444337
Kek. What i was just about to say
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die
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That's a win win freind
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XDD
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>>725444488
check'd
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rolly polly
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All or nothing
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>>725436199
>mfw this nigga actually dies
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just one measly reply isnt much
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maybe maybe gimme death
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>>725435669
rolling.
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Rolling for 99. Also OP is a faggot
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Ok
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tryna get a 1080Ti
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>>725444865
That was a given
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>>725444137
>>725444337
>>725444415
same fag rolling
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Pls make my life an easy happy one
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>>725445090
Nope
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make me die plz
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>>725445205
reroll for self hate
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>>725435769
we know
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neat catch!
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is it gonna be through the lottery?
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>>725445270 destroyed lmao rofl XD
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1080 fund
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>>725445332
Why does it matter? money is money
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Gimme dat money
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Watch these double zeros faggots
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>>725445411
gl on not dying
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show me the money
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Boi
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>>725435669
roll
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nigger
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hit me with a 99 its time for me to go
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one outcome is better than none?e
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>>725445563
fag
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my name jeff
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>>725435669

Rolling faggot
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>>725445766 d'kcehc
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>>725435669

roll
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This is win-win and I cannot lose.
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Let's do this, boyo
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>>725435669

Suck my nuts
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>>725435669
Nigga wat
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>>725446034
dafuq is that
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>>725435669

Nigga wat
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>>725435669
please let me die
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ronold
>>
AYY LMAO
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NIGGA WE ROLLIN
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let me die in piece, not violently. And perhaps with some money?
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>>725446415
WE ROLLIN UP IN DIS BITCH
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RIP me
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>>725446339
ayy lamo
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>>725435669
fuck u and ur fucking gay ass nigger magic
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>>725435669
roll
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>>725446523
>tfw you're desperate to find new things to say so people don't know you're samefagging
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kill me
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>>725435669
Fully comfortable with however this turns out.
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>>725435669

Suffer not the witch to live.
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monayy
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>>725446666
fuck off satan
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It's my time
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I'm dead inside.
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pianopianopianopianopianopiano
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Rolling for superstitious nonsense.
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God, y tho?
>>
Please kill me next
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>>725435669
Cuc
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geronimo
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>>725435669
OP what if i get a 99 AND a 00 in the same thread? does that mean i become wealthy AND i die a painful death in the next 24 hours? how does this magic work? Op....op...?
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>>725446900
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YOLO
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>>725446798
4 6s doesn't count bitch
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>>725446965
The universe bluescreens.
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Shieet
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>>725447006
not gonna lie this post is pretty fucking gay
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I want to die
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>>725447099
FUCK
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gimme dat shiiiiet
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>>725447099
Nice
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>>725447154
You just had to reply, didn't you?
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>>725447099
>:-) faggot
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>>725435669
Homoerotic Ducks
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>>725447099
destroyed
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kappa
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99 pls
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gimme a 99 babyyy
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check
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Que Picardia...
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>>725446666
I am satan
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>>725447417
already dying a slow painful death, may as well get some money
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BOI
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>>725447504
spic
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rollllll
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Fuck it.
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>>725447417
what is that? some kind of fish dog?
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samefagging is great, isn't it?
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>>725447640
That would just mow the same part of the lawn over and over again
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send me to oblivion
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>>725447680
samefag
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>>725447861
k
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eh why not
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kill yourself OP, rolling regardless
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die of cancer
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>>725448072
hilarious and original
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last post, wish me luck
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>>725435669
Sounds like a win-win to me
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>>725448201
fuck so close
>>
Rolling for the possible sweet release of death
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reroll
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rlerino
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>>725435669
End my pain pls
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00 get
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>>725435669
give me your magicks!
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>>725435669
Rollerino my faggorino.
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>>725448666
Wtf I got trips on 6, I'm doomed
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>>725448666
OWO
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00 right here
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>>725435669
Let's see how I fare
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>>725435669
but plug
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>>725435669
rollin
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death awaits me /b/rothers
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>>725435669
K
>>
seig heil
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seig durch Kampf
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>>725449404
where'd my post go?
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Lick my gooch daddyyyy
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sure, i'll give it a shot
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I follow rules but if trips everything here is nullified.
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New fag have long weiner
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>>725436199

cya
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ok
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>>725447779
>being this dumb
The cord wraps around the pole and gets closer to the pole you idiot
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k gimme 00
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>>725440000


0000 GET?? nah
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