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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY I have been practising black magic for

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:

EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.

BUT,

EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.

Good luck my /b/rethren
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oh
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ok
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Roll?
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Raviolli raviolli
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i rolled
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>>725427792
Money bitch!!
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>>725428003
literally me
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can't wait to die
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oldest pasta in the cabinet
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Ready to die
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>>725428206
Fuck! Roll!
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>>725428424
Shit, reroll!!
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wat
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Best ass ever
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>>725428489
What if i get both OP?
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>>725428543
What then!?
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>>725427792
les go
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>>725427792
roll
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The 360 no fap challenge?
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>>725428515
negative on that
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Yooooooooooooooooooo
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>>725428578
Shit, one of being magically rich lol
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>>725427792
hi this is 77
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Roll, what you mean? Roll
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go back to /x/
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Rrrrrrre-roll
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>>725427792

I believe they consider this a win-win.
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>>725428661
hi this is 77
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>>725428709
hi this is 77
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>>725428666
WINRAR
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>>725428645
Can i die and be rich anon?
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>>725427792
hue
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66get
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i will be spending fortune on raves
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>>725428726
hi this is 77
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>>725427792
Roll
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>>725428666
Let me clarify: I am 100% not serious. But maybe...just maybe...we can...you know...any volunteers? I am kidding.
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>>725428800
hi this is 77
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>>725428731
Well 66 is done, so I get the money!
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I want to die
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Fuck this shit
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>>725428839
hi this is 77
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>>725428761
reroll for 77 get
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hi this is 77
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Rolliolliolli
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Penis
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>>725428842
And the moneeeeey
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>>725428872
hi this is 77
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>>725428926
hi this is 77
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>>725428914
Holy fuck£=&$;#
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Im a rich bitch
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>>725428872
reRawl da turd
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>>725428960
hi this is 77
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Gimme dem 7's sweet lawd
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>>725427792
rollio
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>>725427792
give ma dat sweet death
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roool
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This is some gay shit
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>>725428994
hi this is 77
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>>725428974
Pff come on anon, give the wealth i deserviolli
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77 <3
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>>725429048
hi this is 77
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>>725429084
hi this is 77
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>>725429066
Fuck!
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>>725427792
Go summon a cock you fucking queerfag
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8=D
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this isn't 77
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>>725427792
Karma be good
wealth pls
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>>725429112
hi this is 77
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>>725428978
Maybe this time i will have more luck
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>>725429150
hi this is 77
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>>725429114
Ash
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>>725429195
hi this is 77
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Whats the worst that can happen? I don't leave my house anyway lmao. roll
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>>725429066
boi
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>>725429226
hi this is 77
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66 get
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Hopefully I'll win something
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>>725429215
77777777
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>>725429261
hi this is 77
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rerawl
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>>725429295
hi this is 77
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Roll for any chance at not being a poor fag
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>>725429295
hi this is 77
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>>725429349
hi this is 77
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Lets say... I trust in 77 for me
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>>725429289
What if i summon a gigantic dick inside you anon?
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>>725429357
last1
hi this is 77
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>>725427792
roll ''-'-
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Why not? Roll
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>>725429386
Or i get the money to kill myself?
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Greetings. My name is Patrick Batemanâ„¢, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your post. It is of high qualityâ„¢, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.

Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.

Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of qualityâ„¢ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

Here on /b/, it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance.

So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked

Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave. I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them. The reason? More digits must be checked.

Regards, Patrick Batemanâ„¢.

P.S. Check 'em
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rolling for that 66
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>>725427792
I want that wealth
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I want to be crucified
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Check these dubs you motherfucking cocksucking niggers! You think you faggots are capable of getting something as rare as DUBS?!? HA! You mongoloids have no idea whom you're messing with, for I am the dubs master! Every single post I have ever posted have ended in dubs. EVERY! SINGLE! ONE! Not singles, not trips, not even quads, quints, sexts! DUBS! Get it, faggots? I'm better than all of you because of my magical powers to get dubs! I can predict when they come, then swoop in and take the glory for myself! /b/, get out the Preparation H; you might get a little bit butthurt. CHECK 'EM!
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>>725429382
What the fuck did your post just fucking end in, you little bitch?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the /b/ dubs, and I’ve been
involved in numerous check 'em threads on 4chan, and I have over 300 confirmed
dubs. I am trained in repeating integers and I’m the dubs master in the entire 4chan community. You are nothing to me but just another anon. I will wipe you the
fuck out with dubs the likes of which has never been seen before on this
website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with getting singles here,
on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret
network of anons across 4chan and your IP is being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing
you have called singles. Fucking check 'em, anon. I can get dubs anywhere, anytime, and I
can get dubs in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not
only am I extensively trained in getting dubs, but I have access to the entire
arsenal of repeating integers and I will use them to their full extent to
wipe your miserable ass off the face of the website, you little shit. If only you
could have known what unholy retribution your singles was about to
bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking finger. But you
couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will
shit dubs all over you and you will drown in them. You’d better fucking check 'em, anon.
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k
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77 get
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>>725429489
Ori get the money to kill other that get money too
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roll roll roll
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pls just give me 66 already I'm fucking sick of it all
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>>725429636
And get more money
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>>725429517
roll
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test
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>>725429697
reroll
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Hit me with that 66
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>>725429695
You know you want it OP
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>>725429499
Reverse 66 is gonna get you killed in 12 hours instead...
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ggg et
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pls kill me daddi
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Give me 77 faggot
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>>725429764
Now?
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>>725427792
I like those odds. Rollerino.
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>>725429777
YESSS RICHNESS COME TO ME
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7777777777
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2ezy
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>>725429777
Lol trips doesn't count
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>>725429777
TRIP WINRAR
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I need to shit and I need 5 dollars for a candy bar :/
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>>725429767
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2p4N7XrpV8
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>>725429817
Fuck
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money
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>>725429951
Rolling for little vaginas
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Shure why noy
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>>725429860
It ends in 77, it counts
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>>725430007
Get?
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>>725429933
I got double doubles, shit
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I'm gonna risk it faggots
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>>725429777
>>725429839
So where's all my money
>>
hi this is 77
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>>725427792
Im greedy. Roll
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>>725430075
Ok im bored last one..
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Re roll nigwuars
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>>725427792
oy vey
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last
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>>725427792
77 get
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I'm a faggot and I need to expand my dragon dildo collection :)
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lol noobs
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I have a dream
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>>725427792
4chan is like poor man's reddit lol
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>>725430276
fack
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Shit
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Ok last one nigwuars
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hell yea tits
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rollio polio
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k
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bing
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>>725427792
Roll
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rollerino
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>>725430663
well bye guys
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>>725427792
rollerino
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go
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>>725427792
faggot, roll
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>>725427792
rollin
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>>725427792
yo
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I have nothing to lose
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Rolling.
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Rol
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>>725428666
goddamnn u ded
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>>725427792
Go
>>
kys
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>>725427792
Rollin'
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>>725427792
yaint
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>>725428666
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>>725432059
lmao
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What is painful to you
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Thank u
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ynawt?
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make me rich
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>>725427792
I fixed it for you, OP
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I really need this
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either could be good right now
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I DONT WANNA DIE
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>>725427792
rollin
>>
one more try
>>
tarantulas are cool i guess
>>
i'll take it
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>>725432412
The real hero
>>
Why the hell not
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this is how u eat a big mac, nigga
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>>725432469
You got 69 - does that mean you get good oral sex?
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wooo witchcraft and sorcery. smite me oh mighty smiterrr
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africa
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>>725427792
o hi its you again. i came for a refund i rolled 66 in the lat thread and was excited to die. yet nothing happened
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to be honest, its a win-win
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>>725432766
double dead

nigga u fucked
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>>725432766
rip in peace
>>
ATTENTION I am curious to know if anyone else has noticed all the blood splatter on the table on the Sandy Hook shootings photos of the weapons I've searched the net and think I'm the first person to notice them
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Sorrow, tears or darkness?
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I win either way
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niggers arent people
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>>725433077
LMAO
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let me die ples
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>>725427792
kk
>>
Roll i guess
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>>725432877
:v
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>>725433077
You're nigger rich!!!!
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dik jaj
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>>725433122
roll 2.0
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>>725433193
roll
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>>725433166
if i get 77 it gets revoked
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>>725433239
roll
>>
why not right. Rollin
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i love getting blacked
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rolling for the sweet release of death
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>>725433333
oag
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>>725433333
>>
>>725433332
So close
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>>725433364
so close
>>
No downside to this
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>>725433332
so close
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>>725433332
>>
a
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>>725432766
Have fun dying two times
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>>725427792
yeet me
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I am applying for an internship in the UK next week, please bless me thank you
>>
OP has successfully summoned a cock into his ass.

And, uh. that's about it.
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rolling for 66
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>>725427792
So op what systems do you use? Any tips for the masses?
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>>725433539
Roll
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>>725427792
gg
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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my gods protect me can you say the same?
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sure ynot
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>>725427792
Rolling.

MONEY MONEY MONEY
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nnnnng
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>>725433663
Phew...
>>
roll plz kill me
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>>725433655
again
>>
Wheres the magic huh?
>>
Please let me die please please please
>>
rolling again for death
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>>725433655
>>
>>725427792
Roll
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>>725433702
reroll
>>
Everyone on this thread is a newfag
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>>725427792
C'mon Father Lucifer!!!!
>>
reeeeeee
>>
66 inc
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>>725433855
newfag
>>
Can I roll more than once?
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>>725427792
Gary needs a new pair of shoes!!!
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FUCK U U WONT
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MONEY BABY
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>>725433655
cmon
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>>725427792
MONEY BABY
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>>725427792
roll
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>>725433980
a you fucking piece of shit
>>
Rip all the /b/rothers that have sealed their fate in this chat
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>>725427792
Come
>>
Going again anyway, fuck it
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>>725434067
>>
oh
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Sure
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Roll for 77
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>>725434159
ENOUGH
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>>725427792
Hi
>>
le roll
>>
watch this perfect roll
>>
rollerino
>>
so close
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>>725427792
rooolllll
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>>725427792
Odds are nothing will happen so roll anyways.
>>
>>725427792
Money is God
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