Helicopter hate thread

Plane master race

All helis should crash and burn

>>725426356
>>725427204
>>725427279
Fuck all of you. Planes fucking suck. They're all ugly ass pieces of shit that crash too easily

>>725427380
Goddamn copterfag gtfo

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>>725426356
Sure thing boss

>>725427488
Fucking hot

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>>725426356
What the fuck did you just say OP?

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>>725427538

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>>725427609
>>725426356
Let's go for a copter ride anon

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>>725426356
Step in anon

>>725426356
fuck of planes they're fuel melt steel beams

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Sikorsky FTW

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Name any helicopter as sexy as this

>>725428083
I can't name one that costs that much, either.

>>725428222
Ripped by trips

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>>725427976
F-35 will fuck you up

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>>725428222
Brrrrrt

>>725427663
hnnggg look at those fucking thick wheels fucking slut

>>725428659
Yeah you fucking like that don't you? You dirty whore

>>725428083
Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird

>>725428519
*Freedom intensifies*

>>725428996
A true American right here

I used to hate helis until drones came along. Now helicopters seem sorta elegant....

>>725426356
#notallhelicopters

>>725426356
>needing a runway to land
Planefags are pathetic

>>725429430
Can't glide. Copterfag are pathetic

>>725429354
#notmyairspace

>>725427841

LOL WUT?

>>725429615
99% of planes can't even hover

Lol

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Name any helicopter that can bomb nearly as well as the b-1.
Protip: you can't

>>725429966
i can only get so erect

>>725429906
100% of helicopters can't even reach Mach 1


Lol

More people die in the average plane crash than the average helicopter crash. I just made that up but it sounds legit

>>725429861
Daaaaamn

Planefags, let me ask something. What happens when you're flying and the engine dies and you are not in range of an airfield by gliding?

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>>725430151
do you even Airwolf brah?

>>725430151
I believe I just met my mach

>>725430330
To an extent, it depends on what plane you're in but generally you would look for a flat field or a road

>>725427810
ah the super guppy.

hnnnnngggggggggg

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>>725426356

Grumman Albatross

>>725427976
jack ass has his head real close to the intake

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>>725430330
Ask Sully

>>725428083
/thread

helicopters can't even break the speed of sound

>>725428519
a flying cannon

the man who thought up this plane should be immortalized

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>>725430249
That's because the biggest helicopter can carry 40 people. The biggest plane can carry 853 and has never crashed.

>>725429310
mustang was ok. F4U corsair made that thing look like katy perry without makeup.

>>725430334
Sure. If we count TV shows

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>>725430931

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>>725426356
What about a helicopter/plane hybrid?

>>725431112
my fucking nigger

>dem reverse gull wings doe

>>725431218
thing is a fucking death trap.

>>725431218
>crashing intensifies

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I never realized to what extent someone could be fucked until I saw this picture

You stole my rabbit
https://youtu.be/-O-_awFjcwM

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>>725427841
I have a Christmas ornament of that one.

>>725431314
>carpet bombing intensifies

>>725431310
>>725431313
Fucking hivemind

>>725431515
Or maybe just the same person

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>>725430931

step aside old man

>>725430330

Pilot here.

If this happens, utmost first priority is to establish the best glide ratio, objective being to significantly lessen your rate of descent to stay in the air for as long as possible. Once done, you scan the area looking for an sizable patch of land free of obstructions, most importantly, people. If none exist, roads can be used, but due to the danger to those on the ground, and light poles etc are only done under complete necessity. It's best to attempt a landing into the wind if possible, to land gently and slowly. Before landing, open your door latch just so that you can escape if the landing is more of a crash.
Once landed, call 911/The FAA

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Where is your god now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaKbZW0pqkM&t=147s&ab_channel=AiirSourceMilitary

Chinese Navy Issues Angry Warning to US Plane in South China Sea

listen to the gooks freak out over radio chatter

>>725431756

Forgot the obvious mayday calls to ATC, though communication with ATC is last on the priority list when a forced landing is eminent. Aviate - navigate - communicate

>>725431652
get that trash out of here.

>>725431624
nope. v-22 is a piece of shit. everyone knows it's more crash happy than the wright brother's glider

>>725427882
Ah, the Super Dildo...

>>725431833
He is about to strike down that crossbred abomination of nature

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>>725431833
planes btfo

>>725429816
It's the Gee Bee...one of the most famous racers of it's time. And a damned hard plane to stay alive in.

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What about this?

>>725432322
It is still a freak but we are a kind society so we will welcome it into our ranks

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flying is for prancing faggots. wars are won on the ground.

>>725432081
hmmm moar

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If one was objectively superior to the other, wouldn't the military use only the superior one? Good fucking luck landing a plane in an urban area

>>725432473
stop with this faggot trash

>>725431852

Those fucking crazy Russians

>>725432637
helifag btfo

>>725432473
Brrrrt

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>>725432696
make me. but really, who needs to shoot down aircraft? often times they crash on their own.

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>>725432903
Forgot image

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>>725432603

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>>725433013

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>>725432473
>BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT
WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY 30mm CANNON!

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>>725432934
Say that to my brrrrt

>>725432903
That's the sound of coming to get ya

>>725432746
Anyone arguing btfo. He just made it clear that it's like comparing a sledge hammer to a rubber mallet. They're similar, both have a use, there is some overlap in what they can be used to accomplish, but most of the time it's retarded to use one of them in a given situation.

>>725430931
Not so. Each plane had it's advantages and both proved dominant in their own theatre. The 51 was certainly a better looking plane in any case.

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>>725433112
yeah, how much longer will it be in service? the bureucrats are going to get rid of it. Its just not profitable.

besides even sand niggers can down a jet these days with weapons that cost half the price of my shitty laptop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMT1BkZC4Ic&ab_channel=WarLeaks-DailyMilitaryDefenseVideos%26CombatFootage

The Air Force rides on a cushion of air, the Army beats the air into submission.

>>725429615
Look up "autorotation"

>>725426356
fun as fuck to fly though. plus they do jobs that you're sexy planes just can't do. they're more like the sturdy reliable house wife that can actually do shit than the sexy model that won't get it's hands dirty.

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>>725431112
>>725430931
p-51, f4u corsair, step aside for a real warplane

>>725432473
If you don't control the air, you don't control the ground beneath it.

>>725430808

Goddamn racemixers should burn in hell!

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>>725432473
>>725432934
>>725433047
>>725433112

I got your back mates

>>725433605
the real mvp

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>>725433420
Is that why the u.s. has lost 4 aircraft in the gulf and Iraq and Afghanistan wars?

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Gyrocopters>either
Suck it, all of you.

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>>725433948
this is now a AA-porn thread

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>>725433490
The air Force beats the ground into submission

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>>725426356
because fuck you thats why.

>>725433554
A plane can do every job, except tactical extraction and deployment, better than a helicopter can.

>>725431965
Y-you left out masturbate.

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>>725434213
Get that trash out of here

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find me if you can niggers

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>>725433948
good to have some back up.

u reckon the mighty a10 could take a double shot from these and live to tell the tale?

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>>725431112
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>>725431652
Sexiest plane of the war coming through

>>725434182
Yeah that doesn't look like a total deathtrap or anything.

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>>725434475
though a rpg would be sufficient for your bucket of scrap metal

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>>725434707
Hide from me now bitch

>>725434836
Once again. 4 planes downed in all 3 samd nigger wars.

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You have been called to the front /b/, godspeed, gentlemen.

>>725434730
Maybe figure out how to make that thing accurate and then we can talk

>>725434973
Sand*

>>725434815
Protip: it cannot stall and doesn't have to compensate for main rotor shafts torque. Safe as fuck.

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Helicopters are the superior infil/exfil, CAS, SAR, and short range transportation platform, you punk-ass nig nogs

>>725433777
Checked

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dump

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again, mohamad with a weapon made of tin can down a jet,

>>725434730
You'd have to hit it first, good luck

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>>725434730
german engineering evolved since the days

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>>725435140
CAS? Bitch please. Let me introduce you to my friend brrrrt

Helicopters are just planes that can't go fast enough to fly.

Imagine a hurdler, except he has to highjump every hurdle.

>>725435232
Again. 4 losses.

>>725426356
I sexually identify as a attack helicopter, so fuck off, discrimination is not good

>>725435427
Fag. Go back to your safe space on Tumblr

>>725434858
> Aircraft has literally 0% chance of finding a submerged modern nuclear sub without a rough fix
> Using a Russian knockoff P-3

Do you even ASW, bro?

>>725435134
Yeah, I'm from a family of pilots of various aircraft. my dad flew helicopters in Vietnam for two tours then for 18 years after that. I flew fixed wing for a couple years. It may be safe, but I would not get in it.

If you fly one, be safe. Tell your family you love them and all that.

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FUCK YOU GUYS

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>>725435560
A-319. Do you even ASW bro?

>>725435312
we all love the A10´s but its true choppers can sit around longer and is particular effective when it comes to precision strikes

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>>725435427
I know how you feel

>>725435312
Helicopters are cheaper to operate and for anti-personnel (virtual all post- Desert Storm CAS has been against camel jockeys without tanks/ armor) are just as effective

>>725430825
"I'm gonna strap a plane to this gun."
"Don't you mean you're going to mount this gun on a plane?"
"NO. I'M GOING TO MOUNT A PLANE TO THIS GUN."

>>725426356
WINGS ARE FOR FAERIES, FUCKING FAGGOT

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>>725435739
P-8. Checkmate

>>725426356
Everyone knows airships are the only pure form of aerial transportation dirty planefag

>>725435775
The only acceptable gender

>>725435946
Fill a very large, slow object with helium and go into combat with it. Great idea

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LMAO YOU SKYJEWS ARE ABOUT TO GET FUCKIN CRASHED

>>725430353
Kek, +1

>>725435539
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>>725435927
>>725435946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPMDCJrRpT8

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whats that? outdated missile detection system?

>>725436103
Sorry I don't speak nigger

>>725430841
yeah but can a plane that carrys forty people land verticly

>>725428383
Is there an F-35 flying that has functional weapons yet?

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here come dem boys to fuck your flying air polluters up

>>725436343
CHECK YOUR VEHICLE PRIVILEGE CIS INFANTRY

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>>725436400
>>725436068
>>725436256
You can't hit what you can't see

>>725431218
This isn't a trap thread

>>725436373
Why the fuck do you need to land 40 people vertically? What military operation requires the tactical airlift power of 40 people?

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>>725435423
air force is a toy for politicians to make them look powerful and productive. when ordering airstrikes on terrorists, its a big production. increase go pro budget, post on youtube.

it just drives the enemy underground and turns the civilians against you. the real work is done with boots on the ground.

>>725436618
You're telling me that if we didn't have an air Force the army would fare just as well? Because I'm pretty sure that withoit bombs, CAS, fast transport, or airdrops they would pretty fucked

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>>725430841
Mi-26 can carry 90, plus 5 crew.

>>725436503
Uhh? I can see it...

>>725436756
without both there will be no victory

im not that guy

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Do this with a plane, fucking winged faerie faggot

>>725436756
that wouldnt be a good idea.

im saying we should downsize the airforce. all the really productive airstrikes are done in secret with drones made out of plastic.

>>725435739
>Spare cabin for Growth

l-l-lewd

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>>725436931

>>725437041
I'm not sure "landing" is the most appropriate word to describe what's going on in that photo. Badass though.

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>>725436503

>>725437204
drop-off would be more appropriate
doing what you see there is balls hard

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Harrier fucks F35 and Helicopters

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>>725426356
>not accepting of trans-copters
you plane and copter fags are all close-minded bigots

>>725436503
not such a good idea to bring a b-2 against a triumf but yeah keep posting scrub

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>>725437041
Show me a helicopter doing this you dual rotor faggot

>>725428083
>gottagofast.png

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>>725433605

Brrrrrrrrt

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

>>725437459
Sounds like a futuristic robotic porno

Just admit it copter fags. In every major attack field planes are better. In transport planes are better. In recon planes are better. In mobility planes are better. You can't win. Just give up.

Op has left the thread

>>725435222
L-lewd

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>>725437741

>>725432051
BEYOND THUNDERDOME!

who are need planes or heli when have spie kill the enemy at start? tell me huh

>>725438510
Truth

>>725426356
>You don't need runways to take off or land a heli
>You can remain stationary in the air and deploy a ladder

>>725435286
A stealth plane with external armaments - who was the rocket scientist who came up with that idea. Is that so, after you've fired everything you have, they won't pick you up as you run away?

>>725431218
a perversion of engineering

>>725433554
> won't get it's hands dirty.

Hiroshima

>>725428083
That's so fucking ugly. I actually feel a little sick. Fucking disgusting. I'm being violated by a jet.

I love helicopters!

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The Avro Arrow.
The greatest Canadian plane that never was

>>725427488
Holy Shit what's the name of this sexy hos

>>725440406
Valkyrie. Really. XB-70.

>>725436503
kek'd

>>725437459
so obsolete