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>found this
>trips decide
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trips to flush down toilet.
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Do the entire thing, one big line
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>>725425917

pour it all into a glass of water and then drink the glass of water. Then stare at the part of the bottle that says "columbian cocaine" for 5minutes and contemplate how much you could have sold it for
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take it to your local police station and turn yourself in for felony drug possession.
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>>725426002
wwtp operator here, don't. thanks.
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Bring it to McDonalds and give it a little kid.
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Cocaine looks pastier and smoother. Rail it anyways.
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>>725425917
Flush it down the toilet, then shove the empty bottle up your ass.
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>>725426138
Why? What happens
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grind it up and put it into a salt shaker and put it at a random table in a restaurant
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give it to ur doggo
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substitute the sugar in sugar cookies with it
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>>725426478
I have a hamster
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go to a park with a lot of kids and try to sell it to the parents
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>Sell it
>Use proceeds to buy more cocaine
>Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
>You Scarface now.
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throw it on somebody you hate
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Insert in pooper
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lace someones food at macdonalds
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Rail it until you are high
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>>725425917
Light it on fire. It's explosive
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>>725426842
whats with all the mcdonalds hatred
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>>725426558
lol nigger that IS sugar, this faggot just found some while he was in his closet and drew up a molecular structure and posted for karma, I mean upvotes, I mean 4chins
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I think it is cocaine tho. Put some on my tongue and my mouth just went numb
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>>725425917
do one of the chunks, and then turn the rest in, but wait a while so if you get tested its negative(idk how those work so whoops)
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>>725425917
sell it nigg
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>>725425917
insert into pooper, record it for proof
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>>725425917
shove into asshole, vid or it didnt happen
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>>725425917
suck it up with peen, vid or it didnt happen
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>>725427776
so fucking close. fuck
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>>725427776
soclose
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>>725425917
do it, all. record and post to pornhub
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>>725427908
quads too... FUCK
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>>725426066
Roll
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>>725427430
That just means it cut with novocaine.
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Up the ass bottle and all
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>>725425917
suck it up with peen, upload to pornhub and post link
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>>725425917
give it to children and record it
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Trow it into your dick
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>>725425917
mix with water and funnel into ass, use less than a two table spoons kek
captcha do it number are go we are go bro no homo
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Post video of you sinning the black people song while putting this in your butt
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>>725425917
livestream and do it all. all of it
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>>725425917
mix it with ramen and eat it all, dont forget to record
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>>725425917
put it back where you found it
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>>725425917
inject into dick with syringe
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>>725425917
shove the whole bottle in your ass after shoving the cocaine into your ass
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>>725428370
we good drug taking cristian folk
>There will be no sinning
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Take a shit and take it out of the toilet, cover in the cocaine and eat it.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm%3DSnow%2520dog%26amp%3Dtrue
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>>725425917
nut in a pile of coke and record it
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Put it all in vodka and drink the whole bottle. Record it all and post it in this thread.
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>>725425917
rerolling.. nut into pile of coke and then snort it. record and upload to pornhub
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>>725425917
cum and snort
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Go to strip club coked out boiiii tf u asking for
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>>725429168
Reroll
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>>725428078
No that's not what that means. You should feel a numbness and slight tingle but not entirely dead.
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getting board
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>>725429666
nice trip, unfortunately theres no request
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>>725425917
record yourself nutting into the pile of coke and then snort it
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>>725725917
record yourself nutting into the pile of coke and then snort it
reroll btw
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Give it to some kids
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>>725429666
Missed opportunity
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>>725429849
>>725429918
What these guys said
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get a hooker and snort it off her clit
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>>725426066
This
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In the toilet
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Get an up close look at it by putting in your eye. Then snort some and jerk it to some trap porn you freak
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>>725430758
fuck you I am already jacking it to trap porn, waiting for you faggots to do trips
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>>725425917
>record yourself nutting into the pile of coke and then snort it
>another reroll btw
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>>725431266
im sorry dad ive tried so much
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>>725425917
snort with asshole via straw and record it
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Snort it off your sisters ass
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>>725425917
>snort with asshole via straw and record it
reroll yay
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>>725431421
I would need one of you homosexuals to blow it into my anus to do that, Ive seen Wolf of Wallstraat. Boner loss is at 20 percent now. Someone post dick pics or something no homo
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>>725425917
Empty it into your butt.
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>>725425917
>>snort with asshole via straw and record it
>reroll yay
a-fucking-nother reroll im trying so hard
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>>725425917
Get it into your ass son
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>>725431816
Roll
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>>725429776
Im not worried about it. Its sugar by the looks of it.
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>>725425917
inject into any animal you can catch from outside and record everything. no dogs tho im pussy
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>>725425917
Snort it
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>>725425917
Via uretra please
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>>725431912
ya never know
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next faggot who does not roll trips is no longer eligible for reacharound.
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Wet finger and dip it in then finger bumhole for approx 1.5 mins
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>>725425917
Get it into both eyes and make a video of you trying to suck your own dick
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stick the contents inside on your tongue, like cradle that pile of powder on your tongue and then run to the nearest human you see and lick it onto them shitting your pants is optional quest
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>>725431985
I'm fairly certain, all the coke I've ever seen doesn't stick to the sides of a container as small individual crystals but rather as a thin coating. Plus some other Key Cocaine ID Features they taught me back in bible study.
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>>725425917
All of it, in your ass.
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This>

>>725426703

>Parents need cocaine too
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Put some in urethra
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This is literally sugar. The substance is crystally and clumpy. Cocaine is a much finer powder. How stupid can you people get.
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>>725432545
fucking nerd
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take all of it like u'd take pills, with water, wash em down, post updates
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>>725432281
Its definitely sugar
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>>725431912
Looks like fire coke to me

Should smell like diesel
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stick them in to ur anus
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Rub it in your eyes.
Cocaine is most effective when absorbed through your eyes.
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>>725425917
if you don't know how to do a quick field test then don't try it.

i mean, what idiot actually labels their stash? chances are it's somebody's idea of a practical joke.

i've seen what pure coke looks like, and that doesn't fit the bill, nor does it look like cut coke, unless it's cut with something weird. if anything it looks like ladies bath salts of some kind.

but then again, i could be a troll trying to get you to flush an 8ball of good blow.
how smart are you, /b/tard?
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>>725432545
Cocaine comes in solid bricks during transport and is broken down into rocks at its purest form. you nailed it with the crystal complaint but it can come in clumps depending on purity.
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In the penis. Pack it in the urethra, inject it into a vein whilst erect, idc, just get it in there.
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>>725432791
They call good coke "fishscale" cuz it looks like shiny like ground up fish scales

Or some shit
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>>725433011
I haven't heard that before but yeah the rocks should gleem so i dont doubt it.
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How to get through airport security with cocaine
>step 1
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Getting real bored. Wan do cocaine. TRIPS FFS
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>>725433785
Just do it faggot. Fuck trips
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>>725433453
Do you have vitalgio on only your dick or the rest of your body as well. As I hope your house is cold.
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>>725425917
nut in pile of coke, snort it
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>>725433992
Ironically only my genitals. Vitiligo is White power goes super saiyan.
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>>725425917
snort all of it. E V E R Y S I N G L E CRYSTAL
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>>725434340
Wait wait wait. I just thought of something. Don't people chop cocaine up? Do I just chop the rocks or make everything as fine as possible?
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Nut in it then snort it
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>>725433453
Just snort it, I wanna know if this anon got real lucky
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>>725434537
Just chop up the rocks or powder into a fine a powder as possible
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>>725425917
thats too crystally to be coke
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>>725425917
record yourself nutting on it
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IT SMELLS LIKE GASOLINE. Coke confirmed?
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>>725427185
/thread
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>>725435193
Yea buddy sounds right. Also coke can look shiny like that if good, plus pure blow comes as an hcl salt
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>>725425917
just eat it
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>>725435193
Yeah, some good shit if you're not trolling. Start with a little bit
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>>725435504
Also snort some don't keep us in suspense. Post pics
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>>725425917
Doesn't look like cocaine - might melt your brain if you try it.

Or turn you into the next guy who gets arrested for eating random peoples faces.
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>>725425917
you should really settle for first dubs, first trips is way to demanding and this kinda thread is usually boring past the first 5 replies
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>>725436248
Nothing in life comes easy. Everything else is a nigger excuse.
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>>725436545
trips is a nigger excuse to keep a lame thread going for 200+ replies and do nothing
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just fucking rail it, please, someone needs to get trips already
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>>725436796
Snort it pussy and post pics
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>>725429108
>>725429033
reroll
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>>725425917

Rail it all at once and prolapse your colon with a cactus. Livestream the process
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>>725436885
im not op, ya doingus
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111 get
>>725436897
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smash the bottle with your head and eat the powder + glass
222 get
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>>725437176
re
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>>725436991
I was agreeing with you dingus
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Try selling it to a cop
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Put it in the pooper asap
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Nobody loves me enough to roll trips...
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>>725437793
Poopr reroll
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use it as lube
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mix it with some crystal light and drink it
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>>725436885
this
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>>725437858
Changed my mind. Load it in your urethra and shoot it out on a person or pet.
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snort all of it and shoot yourself in the head on livestream
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bake it into a cake give cake to friend
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>>725437952
>crystal light

smells like nigger marketing
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>>725438049
this again
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>>725438195
what did you mean by this
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>>725438071
try doing this
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up your butt
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rolling for snort all in one go
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Throw it away bitch
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>>725438335
>>725438322
>>725438300
so close!

Try harder. The little faggot that could.
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>>725438555
snort it all at once you fucking pussy
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>>725438537
this
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make a snowdog and eat it
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Rub into eyes
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UP THE BUTT WOLF OF WALL ST STYLE
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>>725438661
roll
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>>725438661
this pls
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>>725425917

[fun fuct] latinos have an iq average below 80%
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>>725425917
cut the opening of your urethra and rub it in with your palm
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>>725438964
roller
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Make some chick snort it in front of you. If she passes out .. then it's business time.
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>>725426144
Roll
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Call the cops and offer them some
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>>725438964
Roll.
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boof it
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chew it and film it
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take the cork out and shove the bottle up your ass, then walk around on your hands for 5 minutes while its nestled in your butthole
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>>725425917
shove the dust in your pooper, followed by the bottle, then masturbate. record and upload to pornhub or something
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smash the bottle while it's inside your rectum
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>>725439732
roll
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backflip off of a table and land on it
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If nobody gets trips in next 20 minutes from now I will just snort all of it in one line and no pics.

Failures who can't trips don't deserve entertainment.
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introduce it in your urethra
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>>725437555

DO IT FAGGOT
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>>725440189
we're trying so hard dad. shove the dust in pooper, followed by the bottle, then jack off and record and upload it
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>>725440384
>we're trying so hard dad. shove the dust in pooper, followed by the bottle, then jack off and record and upload it
reroll
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>>725440384
roll
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>>725439782
reroll
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>>725440384
ROLL
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>>725440189
Do a sniff
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>>725440384
rollio
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>>725440384
roller
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Go the police station and say "Hey I found this drug" Then tell them where you found it so they can do their jobs.
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>>725440613
ROLL
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>>725426066
Roll
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>>725440384
COME ON 888
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>>725440384
REROLL
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>>725440840
Rolling for this. Yahtzee
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>>725440840
>Go the Gestapo station and say "Hey I found this jew" Then tell them where you found it so they can do their jobs.
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empty all of it into your ears, without letting any come out
vid or it didnt happen
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Eat it
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>>725439732
roll
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>>725425917
FIND FEM ANON IN BAR
ADD IN DRINK
WATCH INSANITY ENSUE
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>>725440994
rerollllllll
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>>725439732
rollllllllllllllllllll
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>>725440384
reroll
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>>725440994
Roll
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>>725440384
this
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>>725440384
REROLLERINO!!!!!
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>>725440384
roll
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>>725440384
Roll
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Pour some down your dick hole.
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>>725440384
re fucking roll
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put it in a glass of water
drink it
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>>725440384
:)
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>>725440384
shit thread
rolling
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>>725425917
That is without a doubt a vial full of baking soda
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>>725440994
Rolll
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>>725440384
rollerino
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>>725440384
fucking roll me harder cmon... roll
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Mix it in a glass with urine.
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>>725440384
somebody once told me the world is gonna R O L L me
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>>725440384
rollin
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>>725440994
Rell
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In anus
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booty bump
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>>725440384
roll me way harder cmon... r o l l i n g
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shove it up your ass
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>10 minutes remaining to prove you aren't worthless

Disappointing thread is disappointing.

>can't even trips
>kill yourself
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>>725440384
MAKI ROLL
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>>725440384
555 cmon -- rolling
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>>725440994
roll boys
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>>725440384
so close -=- rolling
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Im gay
coat your dick tip with it and lick it off
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>>725440384
Jesus roll
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>>725441555
WINRAR NIGGERS!
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>>725440384
lets try 666 -- reroll
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>>725441555
oh my god
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>>725441555
YEAH BOI
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Go to your local elementary school and break up a line on the front desk and snort that shit (also you're not allowed to leave). Good luck homie
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>>725440384
rerolliinnngggg
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>>725441555
Winrar
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>>725441555
LETS FUCKING GO!
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>>725440384
lucky 777- rerolling nibbas
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>>725441555
WINRAR
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>>725441555
winrar
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>>725441555
>>725440994
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>>725440384
777 again cmon i was so close once with 7776-- rollerino
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>>725441555
Good.
OP we'waiting for you, don't be a faggot.
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>>725440384
rolllll
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>>725441777
lucky 777 my god OP better fucking deliver
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>>725441777
and another fucking trip
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>>725425917

Make cocaine cookies and eat them all in one sitting.
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>>725441555
MOFUCKIN' WINRAR KEK
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>>725441555
W I N R A R
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>>725441777
Ou baby trips
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>>725425917
Crush and sniff half
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>>725441958
rerolle
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>>725440994
This is retarded. Won't get high, dilute in water maybe...
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>>725425917
That's sugar bro
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>>725438071
DO IT FGIT
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>>725442171
seriously?
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>>725442171
i dont think sugar reflects light that much
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Who puts coke in a bottle like that? In the catalog I thought it was LSD . I was about to be a jealous motherfucker
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>>725441777
God is real
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>>725441777
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>>725440994
>>725441555
I guess I can fucking dig it out of my ears and snort it after that....

BRB faggots.
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>>725442497
Yes it does. Coke doesn't, it looks more like a bar of soap
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>>725442171
No, dude. You can tell it's cocaine because it says "cocaine" on the bottle.
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>>725442646
Maybe someone was making their own fear and loathing kit
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>>725425917
Kek havnt read the thread yet but that's some etsy tier bs, you see it ALL the time on there. People wear them around thier necks or carry them like trinkets to look cool, someone added the label though. It's probably some kind of sugar or ground up fake snow from a craft store.
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space program
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>>725443052
nobody cares we just want to see him do some dumb shit
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>>725442914
Stop talking like you know shit. Shit because you get shit coke doesn't mean you can write off season real fishscale when you see it
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Silly anons, thinking faggot OP will stop sucking dick to do the request. tsk tsk tsk.
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>>725443220
That shit isn't fish brody
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>>725442855
Did no one read this? lol
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>>725443998
Actually I retract my previous comment
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>>725444101
What a waste
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i just want OP to stop sucking his uncle's dick and deliver what was promised
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Hope you faggots are happy

1/3
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2/3
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>>725444766
ITS HAPPENING
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>>725444766
how deep can we go?
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>>725444766
Shoulda sold it you nard gobbler
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nigger youre gonna die
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ITS IN MY FUCKING BRAIN
3/3
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I bet it'll be fucking nothing
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>>725445173
U feeling it Mr crabs?
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>>725444766
>>725444869
>>725445173


you fucked up. really. there is now a 50/50 chance you will be deaf in that ear. so congrats.


you should have kept it, taken half and made a paste and applied it to your glans and itd make sex last much much longer
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>>725445173
>welcome to >>/b/ where the ear canal is the brain
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DUBS DECIDE WHAT I DO WITH THE COKE NEXT.

Excuse me while I take this shit out
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>>725445173
not but seriously what is that white thing?
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drink it
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>>725445456
make a paste with water and apply to glans.

or clitoris, idk what you have
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>>725445456
Tape the bottle with multiple layers, tag it with ''magic dust'' and space progam it
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>>725445456
put it in your pee hole
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snort it all VIDEO or nothing
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/cocaine-can-rot-flesh-turn-6488486
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