if your dick is less than 6 inches in 2017, you WILL get cheated on

>>725422282
If your tits are less than a "C" you are a man

>>725422282
you cant get cheated on if you dont date
or get out of the house

>>725422282
if your dick is only 6 inches, you better pray to kek you ever find a stable gf. 7 inch is now the MINIMUM. Your dick less than 7 inch? plenty of niggers that can replace you

>>725422456
A trap

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>>725422282
I'LL HAVE A PARTER?

nice.

>>725422872
Niggas don't work. Can't have nigga dick and money too. Got to be one or the other

>>725423055
>thinking this is true

bitches will ALWAYS choose the guy with a 10 inch cock over the guy with money.

>>725422282
Can't get cheated on if you don't catch feelings.

>tfw 8 inch dick but sperg autist with social anxiety
i wish i could donate it to someone who could use it :(

>>725423245
Okay, let's be honest. 10 inches is a bit too big. 8.5 to 9 seems to be the sweet spot. Still a magnitude bigger than these manlets

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>>725423245
>inverted penis
>wife loyal to $$

you're wrong

>>725422282
Depends on the types of girls you date.

If you date the kind of girl with some virtue, you won't get cheated on, period. However, these kinds of girls are rare these days. I'd say 10% of them at best.

If you date a "modern liberated woman", which is the vast majority of them, sure they may be kinkier in bed but if you don't have a lot to offer, in all respects, or you don't keep her interest; you will be cheated on.

And by a lot to offer, I mean some combo of the following assets; height, penis size, musical skill (usually meaning some type of rock music), good job, money, social skills, good at making her laugh, good style, etc.

A "modern" woman has the notion that a relationship must be great at all points and if it's not she's entitled to cheat or get what you're lacking elsewhere. I'm not just talking about dick size. This could just as easily mean you're a bit out of shape or you don't have a good job or whatever....

But the best solution is just to date girls with virtue though it may be harder to get them to do dirty stuff in bed (anal, deepthroat, or anything kinky).

I think part of the problem is "modern liberated" women have been raised on romantic comedies and disney princess movies where they have this notion that relationships have to be magical and perfect and if you can't deliver on that all the time, they feel justified in getting something on the side. And somehow they think it's your fault that they cheated....

>>725422282
>If you have a girl, she WILL cheat on you

Fixed that for you.

>7.5 inch dick here

Dick size means nothing, women are shallow whores.

>>725422282
A whole thread full of cuckold fantasizing about guys with bigger Dicks fucking their women.
If you fucking virgins ever interacted with a woman you would know that the kind of cents who cheat are easy to suss out and should be avoided. If your dick size makes you feel bad about yourself you have other issues. Be a fucking man for Christ's sake.

>>725423496
no fucking way this can happen. post pics4prove
fag approved

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>>725422282
I think I'm ok then, and honesty it's fucked up how many women really get head over heels for bros who look at themselves in the mirror have a woman's diet and workout schedule that pack 5 inches tops and are two pump chumps.

>>725423505
Thing is, the average that girls will go for is going up.

Maybe around 2019, 12 inches will be "a bit too big" and the sweet spot will be 10 inches. Got to get in a relationship QUICK now while you still have a 6-7 incher

>>725423505
Nah, most girls say 7-8 is best. 7.5 inches I've heard is like the absolute best women think

>>725422282
By the looks of those two, if you have less than a C cup, you'll be cheated on.

>>725422282
sauce?

>>725427862
jesus christ fam

work out a little, your skin looks like it's sloughing off you

>tfw 5.9 inches
fuck

>>725425367
This.

This thread is for boys who have never touched an actual woman. I'm 36 and married. This thread it's what a 16 year old thinks a woman thinks.

>>725428968
>>725429031

know one is pornstar>>725429214

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>not being a fashionably average 5"er
>2classy4u

7 and beyond belong only to barbarians

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MARCH 15

>>725422282
Statistically speaking it's almost a certainty that you'll be cheated on if you have more than 5 partners throughout your life.

>>725429296
And?

Getting paid to take dick isn't special, it's the oldest profession.

>>725429447
don't you mean if your partner has had 5 or more partners?

>>725429463
>>725429296
annd i need to know their fucking names faggot

>>725429173
Question for amerifags.

When you say 5.9 inches, it seems like you're using decimal. But that would be metric. Are you splitting an inch into 10 parts, so adding 0.1" would bring it to 6 inches?

Thing is, I learned that with "freedom" units, you divide inches into 16ths.

So would it not be something 5 15/16ths

Just weird that you would use inches and metric at the same time. Pick a standard and stick with it, jesus.

>>725429665
I dunno, they're both average as fuck, Google up any tube site and you'll see something similar.

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>>725429047
Still have a wicked naturally toned Adonis belt for some reason

>>725429792
I'm sorry you don't understand fractions.

>>725429889
Your body is gross

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>>725429792

>>725422282
>Cheat on her before she cheats on you

General rule of thumb

>>725422282
Sauce on names or video?

>>725429665
Girl on the right is Kimmy Granger.

>>725429792
notice it's not 5.9, but 5'9"

>>725422282
I HAVE A SMALL DICK
I HAVE A SMALL DICK
(IF YOU'RE UNDER 9 INCHES YOU CANNOT PLEASURE WOMEN!!!!!)

>>725429982
He kinda has a point. What 9/10s of an inch? There's not even a word for it. Using decimals and inches is weird because decimals are by definition divided into tenths and inches aren't.

I'm murican but I work in metric at my job. Makes so much more sense.

>>725430282
Exactly, my man. You get it.

Imagine you had to be extremely precise with a measurement at your job, and somebody told you to mark 9/10s of an inch with a freedom tape measure.... how would you do it?

>>725422282
Right is Kimmy Granger, who is left?

>>725429792
Not amerifag, that's why I expressed it in that uncommon way.

>>725430183
>>725429814
>>725429463
>>725429031
Full video here /rkep/play/kimmy+granger+sydney+cole+grounded/480p/

Website is spankbang (com)

>>725429792
.9=90 percent. That's not metric. That's common sense.
We don't say 15/16 we say 9/10 or .9

>>725430282

At this point it's a meme, our national heritage. We're going to be the last country to abandon the imperial. I don't see why we can't use both, it's not difficult to understand both systems.

Calling someone 183cm tall is kinda stupid

"Hey bitch, my dick is 21 centimeters, hmu"

>>725429792
Would anyone rate a girl out of 16? Stop being a dumbass

>>725430837
>.9=90 percent. That's not metric. That's common sense.

You're right that is common sense.
And at the same time, using per CENT absolutely is metric.

>>725422895
still a man