Anyone got pics of sexy flowers with cum on them?

Sigh.. *unzips dick*

>>725385101
T Fred.

>>725385333
Seriously tho this is surprinsingly hot, now i want to try it myself.

I cant be the only one with this fetish.

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This is why god has us all forsaken you insane mother fuckers

This is now my fetish.

Fill those slutty little flowers with cum.

Anyone got any images of some sexy complex tile work?

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what the fuck is this

the internet is a mystical place.

Pic related is op

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BUMP

>>725385061

>true nature's hermaphrodites

So this is faggotry

>>725386297
wow, flowers are surprisingly vaginal

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Bump

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>>725385061
Different variation, same slut

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Another Asian slut

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"it's

Wow i never realized how sexy flowers can be, thanks for the new fetish i guess

what the fuck is this thread

>>725385061
>>725386583
what are these qts called
i need to know for science n shit

>>725385773
Well It's better than child pornography, I guess

>>725386893
uok

>>725386924
orchids

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This fucking thread

>>725385061
the shit you guys come up with..

>>725385101
You unzip your pants not your dick you faggot

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HNNNNNG

there's this fetish where sexy plants use aprodisiacs to lure in males, get them to fuck their fake flower pussy, and absorb the nutrients

anyone have some of this?

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>>725387540

WHERES THE VORE

>>725387584
that's fucking evil

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This is on par with tile fetishism.

>>725387757
same thought

>>725387722

Stick around here long enough and you'll never know what you're into next. One day it's flowers. Next, train tracks.

>>725385061
Oh for fucks sake I didnt need another retardedly obscure and disturbing fetish /b/, STOP MAKING ME SEXUALIZE LITERALLY EVERYTHING!

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>>725385921

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Put me in the screen cap please.

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Would you? She's practically begging for it!

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>>725387014
how about a something a little closer..

>>725388024

MODS OMG MODS

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What about this black beauty?

Made a thread on /r/
>>>/r/15269920

>>725388349
no negresses pls

more?

>>725386297
can i fuck the flower

>>725388711
fucking haram

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Lesbians anyone?

>>725387757
theres alwaya a bench that needs to be cummed on

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rate?

>>725389435
Eww wtf, why did you post this without tags ugghh, humans are so filthy fuck off ugh I'm traumatized by this depiction of rape.

cum on a flower somebody pls

this might be the worst fucking thread ive ever been in

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>>725385061
>Anyone got pics of sexy flowers with cum on them?
I'm fucking done. You guys are beyond wierd. You're in a category thats not even been fucking diagnosed yet.

>>725389888
welcome to 4chan nigger
how's been your first week

>>725385061
Just when I think I've seen it all.

>>725389888
>Trips of truth.
What will be really interesting is if someone has more. *dead*

theres just something about it tho..

First good thread in a while

>>725388349
10/10 would deflower

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>>725389888
They let you out of school early?

>>725390321
i kek'd

>>725389909
Dont be like that anon, just look at
>>725387555
>>725388003
And tell me you don't want to blow a hot, sticky load deep inside their tender flowerpucci

There's a lot of autism going on here

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This.

>>725390551
HOLY FUCK

>>725390490
>There's a lot of autism going on here

Must be some super end level Autism because i have never heard of grown men sexually attacted to and wanting to ejaculate on plants until today

this actuaally might not be the most unhealthy fetish
POST MOAR

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I like how this slut is all wide open like that, like she is not even trying to dissimulate her desire to be covered in your seed

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C-C-Combo breaker.

do flowers have feelings /b/

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>>725385061

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>>725388003
>>725389679
>>725389804

>>725387757
at least the flowers are a living thing and resemble vaginas

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Which one would you cum on?

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It's a feeling good learning and seeing new things, what a time to be alive !

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what the shit

>>725392486

The trans one. And you know which one I mean.

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i cant even tell if this is a meme or if y'all niggas genuinley want to put your dicks in plants

>>725388024
MODS
O
D
S

>>725388220
Underrated post

>>725388024
DISGUSTING

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Look how wet she is

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>>725385061
This has potential

AU where everything is the same but women have blosoms instead of pussies

someone screen cap this epic bread for future generation's sake!

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CARNIVORE FLOWERS GO EAT MY DICK

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>>725394199
Bump

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>>725394199
>Vagina dentata

So i guess we all agree that Orchids are the masterrace of flowerfus, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5yoqjABeBM
relevant

>>725389909
You apparently weren't here for the tile fetish.

>>725392486
I'd come on the left, it looks shy and submissive

>>725394275
Quick question for y'all.
How much money would it take for you to shove your dick in that death trap for 5 min?

>>725395508
>Death trap

Bruh it usually kills bugs and mice, not humans

>>725394359
Kek

>>725394199
So this thread is now about vore and flower pussy ?

This is what happens when people with autism take the bee movie too seriously.

>>725396061
But would you bang it till ya burst?

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>>725385061
robert mapplethorpe has the sexiest flowers

>>725396458
My man

>>725396285
Ill give it a try

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>>725396472
What the fuck went wrong with the world

>>725387584
Yell,"Somebody owes me a dick!" and yank the lever.

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>>725387584

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Hey OP, are you friends with the tile guy?

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>>725385061

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I'm so lonely I'm getting a boner from a fucking flower.

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>>725389435

WTF i love flowers now

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so the evolution of the human race lead to this, people fapping to flowers, good job darwin

>tfw no flower monstergirl to drip sweet nectar over you

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>>725401859
Here you go.

>>725402567
NOW THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

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Which one first?

Screen cap this... Please anon

>>725402944
Do it yourself you lazy nigger

>>725403579
Can't, no screen cap feature on phone

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So I found this site called odoms that sells orchids. Which one of these little sluts does /b/ think I should get?

>>725404434
All of them

>>725404434
you can buy orchids on clearnet?

>>725385061
why has anon not delivared this yet? is there really no-one amongst us capable of crawling out of their holes to grasp but a flower to cum on?

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>>725404755
I would but this time of year there isn't even a dandelion outside for me to jizz on.

>>725404755
I can't right now but if this thread is still alive in a couple hours I'll go and see what kind of babes I can find.

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>>725402944
Say no more fam

Bump best thread 10/10

>>725406070
add to pic the post "would deflower"

>>725403729
>Can't, no screen cap feature on phone
Nigga wtf kind of phone doesn't let you screencap?

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>>725406807
Kek didnt saw that one

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To all the faggots itt,the attraction towards plants is called dendrophilia and it's not a new fetish you fucking retard dingos

And this was the day I witnessed the best worst thread of 2017. Nice job.

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>>725404755
>>725405329
It's not winter in the southern hemisphere. WTF are you ozzies doing?

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>>725385061
but flowers are hermaphrodite my dude
>Gayyyyyyyyy

what the hell is going on

why am i getting turned on by pictures of flowers

stop

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Imagine all those petals caressing your dick as you fuck this little whore!

>>725386421
underrated post

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They look like vaginas and sphincters, but even more colorful and textured.

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G-guise..

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>>725385061
>Bee me, sees bees around this delicate flower
>Kills bees with clapping
"Move aside you little tiger niggers; I'll show you how a real man pollinates"
>Furiously masturbates and eyes the hole with tendy eyes
>Presses the tip into your mother will die in seven days and get fucked by Getsum Goat if you don't respond
>Ejaculates from the ferocious masturbating
>Watches flower guzzle down cum through the stem
>Proud father of baby groots

>>725396061
So it can dissolve and digest flesh.
Chances are it doesn't usually kill humans because humans 1) don't climb into it, and 2) are too large to be inside it. You'd probably wind up with chemical burns all over your dick.

What the fuck is this thread

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I like this bread

>>725389804
Looks like a really weird mouth with the tongue sticking out/10

>>725392486
Both

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>>725385061
>>725386297
>>725387555
>>725388003
>>725388711
>>725389442
>>725390973
>>725391731
>>725392486
>>725393383
>>725398720
>>725399212
>>725400091
>>725400385
>>725408420
>>725409426
>>725409531

>>725387584
who ever has the biggest white dick has to give me there

this fucking thread man.....

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>>725409458
we have a winner

I swear to god. The DUMBEST shit stays alive here. Almost all day and the cum on flowers thread lives.

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>>725410892
hahahhahahah I just realized it has been created 5 hours ago and still no one posted a truly releated picture.

>>725402782
marry, fuck, kill

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>>725410892
Link a better thread on /b/ right now bitch

Protip: you can't

>>725412086
They all die too quick, because faggots like you are all into looking at flowers.

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You guys like em too perfect.
This is my girl

>>725412200
Checked.

What the fuck is this thread and why?

>>725407564
Bi you retard

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Mmm, yes, what a sexy little slutty flower.

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>>725412200
>150 threads on /b/
>not a single one better than this one
>yet its the one you decide to bitch about
really made me think

>>725413021
that one looks like it could hold quite a bit of cum

>>725394359

Penis flytrap

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>>725411394
haahahahha

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>>725387540
Newfag detected.

>>725409426
>has a clit
That's bullshit but I believe it

Thanks /b/, this is a great thread

Flowers are now starting to arouse me :(

>>725406070
>>725407290

please include

>>725385101
>>725385817
>>725386443
>>725386704
>>725386893
>>725388003
>>725393383

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>mfw god is sending all of us to hell.
Good job.

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>>725385061
What the fuck, man?

>>725385061
I like where this is going.

This thread is reminding me of all the fuckable flowers in Corruption of Champions

>Inventory
>Tree
>The familiar plant has blossomed into a nicely sized tree, though you doubt it has finished growing just yet.
>It sports an outstretched canopy with nice, green leaves.
>Unfortunately, you can still trace the corrupted veins on their undersides from below.
>The vaginal flower is still there and is in full bloom, now several feet across and practically dripping with moisture.
>Just up the trunk, there’s a pair of small, roughly b-cup breasts bulging out of the bark. They’re exquisitely smooth and soft, and they ooze sweet-smelling sap that your tongue would love to taste.
>In the canopy above, tentacle vines idly writhe about, though they show no sizes of aggression.

>>725415125
>Fuck Flower

Smiling to yourself, you shed your inquisitor’s corset like a snake wriggling free of useless, old skin and expose yourself.
>Of course, the tree doesn’t react - it’s just a tree, right?
>So, feeling a little cocky (in more than one way), you prowl up to the flower, intent on venting some frustration in the best way possible.
>The petals are as violet as ever and glittering with the moisture you’ve grown used to seeing appear whenever you approach, as if by magic.
>The inner folds look even softer, if a bit redder, and they drip steadily with sweet nectar.


You bend down for a sniff - nothing like a little foreplay, after all.
>The flower-cunt’s scent is spicy-sweet and undeniably potent.
>The air visibly steams with the wood-bound box’s honeyed heat, and you close your eyes to better appreciate it.
>There’s a distinct, feminine undercurrent to the odor, a cloying aroma that clings to your nostrils, sending a pleasant tingle to your loins.
>Wetness builds in your virgin, moist cunt as well, but you’re focusing on your maleness just now.
>Your neglected twat will have to wait its turn.
>A feverish sweat breaks out on your brow, though whether from your own arousal, the plant’s heat, or some chemical in its juices, you cannot tell.

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>>725385061
That's it, I want out.

>>725385061
We need more.
Anons, use flowers as cum socks, provide more flower porn power.

>>725415310
>Before you can pull back, the hiss of something cutting through the air with lightning speed hits your eardrums.
>Almost at the same time, tentacles (stamen?) snap around your neck, head, and ears, going taut in an instant.
>Your face is pulled roughly into the glossy hole, the soft folds of the petals smearing your nose and mouth with their saccharine sweetness.
>You cannot help but breathe in more deeply as you struggle for your freedom, and with every struggle, every struggling gasp, your shaft grows hotter and harder, pulsating with tactile hunger.
>With each moment that passes the motivation for your struggles shifts from freedom to fucking. You don’t care about getting away so much as getting your dick in this aromatic fuck-pot.

You claw the whip-like vines from your face in a frenzy and fall back, tumbling end over when the tension suddenly gives way.
>Landing flat on your back and gasping, you immediately try to rise, spurred on by the white-hot desire burning in your groin.
>Tentacles drop down as you climb to your feet, and they loop under your arms, around your shoulders, and even over your tits.
>They hoist you up before you can get your feet, another vine twisting your wrists together behind you, immobile.
>You foolishly pump your hips forwards, struggling to reach the plant’s puckered opening, but the attempt bears no fruit.


Racking your brain for ideas, you momentarily slump into a temporary acceptance of your position, sagging heavily into the strong, fibrous tentacles.
>Perhaps that’s what the unnatural creature wants, for as soon as you let it have control, the tendrils swing you closer, close enough for your pecker to kiss the warm, wet hole.
>Momentum carries you away from the promise of greater pleasure, your pecker’s tip nicely moistened by lubricants and its own heavy bead of liquid pleasure.
>When you swing back, a few inches are lucky enough to nestle inside, and you find yourself moaning without meaning to.

>>725406070
There are more to add :
>>725396250
>>725388220
>>725388024
>>725409458

>>725415542
>You’re swung to and fro, held aloft by a shrubbery harness seemingly intent on teasing you.
>First, you get a taste of heaven, but only on your crown.
>Then, you’re left to flutter in the breeze, the only sexual sensation available the cool wind fluttering across your whetted tip.
>Over and over, the plant teases you until you lose track of time.
>The closest thing to a watch you have is the gentle throb in your two testicles and its gradually strengthening intensity.
>Oh, how it aches!
>You feel taut and stretched like a harp string being tuned, only the musician just keeps cranking away, ratcheting up the pressure until you feel about to snap.
>Your one comfort is the momentary bliss of the flower’s sweet kiss, an exciting pleasure that’s slowly being turned into an aching hell.

>During a particularly shameless moan, you realize that you’re dipping a little deeper with each pendulous stream.
>Luckily, the corrupt tree’s arboreal lust must be rising like your own, and after a few slow swings, your cock is slipping three quarters of the way in.
>Schliiick.
>You slide out.
>Slorp-pop.
>You slide in, this time to the base with your gurgling balls slapping against the flower’s edge, accompanied by a small squirt of sweet lubricants.

>You’ve been kept on edge for so long that even this brief taste of liquid-soft snugness has your body clenching and warm bliss mounting inside of you.
>You wrap as much of your legs around the trunk below as possible and give into your pleasure, thrusting your shaft against the petalled muff each time the vines draw you away.
>You rut like a demon’s pet, half-mad with pleasure and desire so powerful it obviates rational thought.
>The ecstasy rises like an all consuming tide, tinting your vision pink as your eyes roll back and your prick thickens.

>>725415818
>Jizz blasts out of your meaty, cock with uncommon force, painting the flower’s interior with white.
>Your hungry cunt, long denied in this exchange, trembles as it leaks your own female fluids in sympathy.
>After what feels like forever, the spurting seed no longer flows from your long-abused dick, and as your member softens, the tentacles swing you away, setting you down softly.

>You sigh, utterly exhausted and drained of sperm.
>What a rush!
>Your inquisitor’s corset slips on easily after that ordeal, though your muscles are a bit sore.

>>725388003
Who could refuse shooting a hot sticky load onto that beautiful pollinia, or pehas leaving some on the labellum?

>>725415757
>>725415367
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>>725414753
More to add

>>725415757
We got oc boys baha

>>725404434
>purchase some o' each
>cum on all
>take picture
>post
>create the antithesis of the /fur/ thread

>>725416423
>/plant/

>>725407290
I'm keeping this one for the records.

>>725407564
I'ts not gay if its a two-way.

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>>725407894
I's it bad that this turned me on?

also pic (wtf?)

>Corruption of Champions
>Explore
>Forest (corruption over 66)

>Walking through the woods, you find a damp patch overgrown with corrupted plant-life.
>Every flower seems warped into a colorful imitation of a female’s genitals, each vine appears throbbing and veiny, and every knot on the nearby trees is capped with a nipple-like protrusion, leaking dark sap.
>You smile as you enter the glade, wondering which of the forbidden fruits you should try...

>There are flowers that bear more than a passing resemblance to pussies,
>vines with absurdly large penis-like tips,
and trees covered in breast-like knots, leaking sap.

>>725408420
>did you know?
>the lower petal on the orchid is called the lip?

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>>725416937
>orchid anatomy

>>725417000
>Flowers

>You grin to yourself as you decide to see just how close to a pussy these perverted little flowers are.
>The thick stem bends with ease as you grasp it and bend it towards your groin, your other hand fumbling to open your inquisitor’s corset.
> In seconds you free yourself and gingerly bring the folds closer, the musky scent that fills the air rapidly bringing you to a full, throbbing hardness.
>The first touch of petals to your skin slicks you with the flower’s silky secretions, allowing you to easily slip between the petals.
>Though the flower looks fairly deep, you quickly feel yourself bottom out inside the petal’s slippery grip.
>Shrugging, you decide to make the best of it and begin thrusting into the plant, enjoying the unusual sensations along the front-most parts of your cock.
>As you pound away, you begin to notice a change in the rear of the flower.

>It feels as if something is opening up, and the tip of your cock begins slipping through a tight ring, bulging the plant’s stem noticeably.
>The sudden change worries you enough to pull back for a moment, your cock nearly clearing the opening before dozens of tiny whip-like tendrils burst from the flower, wrapping your maleness with painful tightness.
>They constrict further and with a burst of movement, slam the flower down onto your shaft, pulling you further and further into the stem with painful force.
>You struggle briefly but the pain it causes your over-stimulated member is too much, so you just give up,
>letting the pussy-like plant draw the last of you inside its stem, the silken flowers cupping around your balls and gently squeezing them.

Y'all better be bees if you wanna pollinate these flowers.

>>725417322

>You feel a flood of wetness surge up from the depths of the plant, surrounding your member with even more fluid as the stem begins constricting and squeezing.
>Gently at first, and then with increasing insistence, a suction builds inside the stem, drawing more and more blood into your cock.
>The stem, now heavily distended by your massive member, continues rippling, squeezing, and sucking your over-engorged meat-pole, overwhelming your mind with sensation far beyond normal.
>You’d wonder just what kind of tactile-enhancing fluids that plant excretes, if you weren’t already mindlessly pistoning against the tainted plant, still locked inside it by tight little tentacles.

>You cum, and cum, and cum, the evidence of your pleasure devoured by the plant’s sucking, squeezing gullet.
>The orgasm drags on for what feels like forever, your legs eventually giving out, your hips the only muscle that seems to work as they twitch into the air, as if begging for more.
> You are milked of a few last big spurts, at last collapsing.

>>725417502
please stop. We get it, you like CoC.

>>725417502

>The tendrils encircling your genitals do not release, instead they pull tighter, one of the tiny plant’s appendages penetrating your urethra, squirming up the cum slick passage with uncomfortable slowness.
>You lay there, too weak to resist it or fight, hoping that whatever the plant is doing won’t hurt much.
>You feel it twisting and coiling inside you... until it stops.
>You feel a sharp pinch, and then it withdraws, seemingly satisfied.
>The tendrils unwrap, allowing the plant to spring back up, exposing your still over-engorged and sensitive member.

>You lay there for some time until your muscle control returns, your cock still slightly over-large and your duo of gonads feeling sore from the exertion.
>At least you hope it’s just from the exertion and not from whatever the plant did.

>As you depart, you note the plant’s stalk bulging obscenely, bits of your seed dripping from the flower’s opening.

>>725417633
STOP.

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Rate my harem faggots

>>725414392
its like the tranny of the flower world, got a dick growing out of its flowerpussy

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Happy fapping guys.

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>MFW this god damn thread

So if you stick your dick in a flower and cum in it, does that mean you lost your virginity to a plant?

>>725417658

>triggered by having to read about flower fucking rather than read about anons wanting to fuck flowers

>this thread
/b/ lives on.

>>725409273
Muh dick!

>>725417890
Spider detected

>>725418711
Nice feet

>>725417633
My sides

Quads coming up

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>>725418102
Obviously, they are living beings afterall

Pic related, I wanna lose mine to one of these semen demons

>>725419042
>Obviously, they are living beings afterall
Does that include vegetables/fruit?

>>725419401
food doesn't count

toasting in epic bread

>>725418330
No.
I used to be addicted to that scen in CoC.
I just wanted anon to stop copy-pasta.

>>725419889
It's technically alive.

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>mfw I came to this thread to make fun of faggots fapping to flowers
>I end up fapping to flowers

>>725419889
My first love was a cucumber.
I fucked a cucumber, then ate it.
(guy btw)

>>725420034

Some anons may never play CoC and might find it pretty hot.

>>725419401
No. Flowers are the reproductive organs, fruit are the offspring; which means you are approaching pedophile territory.

>>725420407
So it's some sort of unbirthing/anal vore fetishism technically.

>>725420145
Now im curious, what pic made you change your mind and what pic did you come to?

>>725385061
Cant tell if that looks like a really nice pussy with an engorging clit or a feminine small penis

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fug

>>725420614
It's a herm so technically both.

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>be me
>be 13 at my parents house
>raging hormones
>qt sister who is not dtf
>see beautiful flower in a pot that resembles an orchid
>hey that looks like a... a...
>fuck the living chlorofluorocarbons out of that bitch
>cum inside her
>what have I done
>awkward around the plant, afraid to talk to her, don't feel like introducing her to mom
>picked up watering can one day, did 360 and walked away to throw it in the garbage
>she does
>I killed my one true love

>>725420477
Sounds about right, and I'll have no part of it. Call me a normie, but I think I'll stick to rubbing orchid petals on my junk while I whack it.

>>725420828
Just for the people who live shoving vegetables and fruit up their holes.

>>725401490
This isvthe evolution of the most intelegent race with the most food efficient race. If you don't like it you can die off with the other food eating cucks while we plantmen rule the world.

>>725420825
>chloroflorocarbons

Ain't that the propellant in hairspray cans?

You mean chlorophyll.

>>725421251
It autocorrected

I don't this thread to die lads :(

I think this thread made me attracted to flowers. I've never been so disappointed in my self.

>>725420610
I came to this one
>>725409273

This one got me to change my mind
>>725387555

>>725421568
same

>>725421331
damn, everytime

My fucking god this thread has been alive for a long time.

>>725409273
>>725409397
>>725409458

no roasties please

>>725417631
clash of clans isnt very good

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>>725385061
Here you go. Cum buckets.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1655820261

How many timea did you guys came to this thread?

>3 here

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>>725385061

Here, the only post that fits the OPs criteria

>>725423377
times*

>>725423384
welp i guess im going for a 4th one

>>725423154

someone should go into bioengineering and botany so they can make these real - and get nourishment from semen

>>725423384
This is the,most beautiful thing I've ever seen. It's true art.

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Related http://helloponyexpress.com/

>>725390718
I never felt the need to ejaculate on flowers before today, but some of these are pretty hot

>>725415125
>>725415310
>>725415542
>>725415818
>>725415907
Someone save these!!!

>>725422372
Corruption of Champions you fag.

>>725422372
LOL

>>725423384
dic and timestamp or it never happened.

>>725424336
They are available to all on Corruption of Champions.

>>725423796

>>725424336

https://www.fenoxo.com/play-games/?age-verified=8be40b0553

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>>725423384
HOLY HELL SOMEONE FINALLY DELIVERED!

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>>725424862

>>725425350
High Test!

Hawt af