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Halt, stop scrolling.
This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.
singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.
even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
odd dubs: Soviet spy!
trips: High-ranking official, go through.
88: Standartenführer or higher. Go through.
1488: Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler. Go through.
quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs.
quints: None other but the Führer himself!
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Nothing to see here.
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I'm moving on through.
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My paper-shun
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>>725382966
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Guttmorgen bittesehr
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Heil !
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You'll never catch me alive!
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Guten morgen, offizier
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>>725382737
aye
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>>725382800
>>725382966
Schmutzige jüdische Ratten!
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rollingstein
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I demand passage.
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don't mind me
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Swartz did nothing wrong.
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>>725382737
Glory of the Nazi regime!
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Heil Hitler!
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>>725382737
I'll be moving on through.
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gee sure hope noone will look in the trunk
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>>725382737
I'M GAY!
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Just a decent hard working German citizen passing through.
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>>725382737
sehen Sie auf mein Passport Offizier! nichts zu sehen hier!
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Sieg heil o7
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Move aside dumkov I have business to attend to
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>>725383331
I was so close :'(
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>>725382737
soy de berlin señor
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Nothing to see here.
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>>725382737
lass mich passieren. ich bin der Führer! schauen Sie meinen Bart.
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Please to let through, comrade?
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>>725383400
burn it
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Ok
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Just passing through mein freund
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>>725382737
ACHTUNG
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>>725382737
Here you go sir. Everything should be in order.
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Here papers.
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Just your average German citizen here.
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Heil sadness
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iz me!
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get out of my way filthy goys
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>>725382737
Sure, officer.
Nice Sun today, uh?
I hope our Führer is enjoying it too, he deserves it.
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>>725383641
ahaha, you let the jew in!
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Nothing here
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your mom gay
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I´m innocent
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>>725383699
JUDEN
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Sieg hail
Ich habe ein berliner
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>>725383655
CYKA BLYAT
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Don't mind me, good sir
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Sieg hail
Ich habe ein Check'em Fhurer
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pls let me through
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>>725383866
CYKA CYKA BLYAT
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>>725383866
>CYKA BLYAT
says the jew
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>>725383884
Damn straight, Standartenführer or higher.
Filthy jewish scum beware
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Just passing through
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>>725383866
Я ТЕБЕ НЕ ЖИВЕТ В ГЕРМАНИИ говна
YES, I AM BOTH A JEW AND A SOVIET SPY!
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>>725382737
heil hitler
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Can I go through?
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>>725383811
SPY!
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>>725382737
Ja.
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Roll (i swear i'm not a jew)
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Let me pass peasants
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I am literally a suicidal jew why dont you listen to me
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Heil
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None of your bussiness soldier
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Heil
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>>725382737
Oops going wrong way sir
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I swear I aint no Rusky niggr jew
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What is happening today officer?
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>>725382737
Grüß Gott, Kamerad!
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>>725384188
indeed you are
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i swear, i dont do nothin
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>>725384188
HALLO STANDARTENFÜHRER, PLEASE EXCUSE THIS OFFICER, HE IS CLEARLY DRUNK.
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wait what
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Let's see.
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Heil
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Oy vey...
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>>725382737
Get on the side
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Unten mit dem vierten Reich!
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Seig Heil
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Play it cool guys
play it cool
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>>725382737
Heil!
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Innocent germ here
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>>725382737
ROLLIEREN
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Hello there
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>>725382737
heil
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Soviet nigger Kikelord here
ready to send every dirty Deutsche to the Gulag! after we steal your shekels
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Watch this be the only time I get dubs
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Hello!
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AUDI
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Rhôl
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>>725382737
Guten tag. Hail satan
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Heil!
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Oi vei out mine way
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Nothing to see here germanbro
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>>725382737
I'm not a jew, I promise! All heil the father land and such.
Oy vey.
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ROLL JAWOHL
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gay
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>>725382737
Fuck jews and fuck Stalin, right bros?
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heil hitschler
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Herr Oberleutnant, I just came here to sell some fluoride!
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pls, I'm innocent
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Greetings!
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Jawohl!
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Moving on through
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>>725382737
H.. heil
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>>725382737
Kann ich durchlaufen?
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Ja ja, let me through you half-aryan swine.
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Heil :----DDD
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>>725385199
To the camp with you
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Move aside peasant. Check'm.
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Just passing through.
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Heil!
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>>725382737
for the third reich
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>>725382737
Just passing through you fucking Nazis
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Am armenia- Aryan, am Aryan race
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I am of higher rank than you swine
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Don't mind me just passing through
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moving right along
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Hoping for something good here. For the Fatherland!
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I'm just a little German boy
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Honestly
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>>725382737
Heil!
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Nothing to see here officer
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>>725386088
Thank goodness! For a second I thought I'd be classified as a Jew.
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>>725384244
JEEEEEEEWWWWW
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I'm innocent
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SOVIET POWER WILL CRUSH YOU DIRTY KAPITALIST
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>>725382737
Ay manji
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Hi there!
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Making my usual pass.
Beautiful day, isn't it?
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>>725386211
SPY!!!!
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>>725382737
Auf Wiedersehen Pet
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>>725386277
KILL THE SPY
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>>725382737
heil hitler
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>>725382737
Pls no hurt
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Dindoo!
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>>725386299
SPY!!!
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>>725382737
Roll. I hope nobody notices my giant nose.
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>>725382737
Quints get
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>>725382737
heil hitler and all that
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Im just a passerby Sir
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God bless the aryan race
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>>725383544
you will pay for your crimes against the the German people!
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ay b0ss
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>>725382737
Just passing through
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What up
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>>725382737
Cmon just let me go my papers are fine
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For the Fuhrer!
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>>725382737
Just passing by
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>>725382737
Rollio
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Bonjour haha
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Schekel schekel
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>>725385722
kike
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>>725382737
nothing to see here but my pocket jew
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sieg heil
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I em sorry sir.
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>>725385482
spy camp?
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nice day today, mein Fűhrer
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ich rolle
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Rolling in der Tiefe
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Just walking through here... nothing suspicious going on... I'm not a Jew...
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and another one
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>>725382737
Bitte
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let's do this!
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>>725382737
J-jew? I'm no jew, officer! I swear!
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Entschuldigen Sie, Soldat.
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>>725382737
Guten morgen
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>>725382737
hallo, am Fuhrer
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>>725382737
for Alla--er... Deutchland?
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>>725382737
roll
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Mein furer
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FURER
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>>725388889
nice feet
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>>725388889
Nice feet
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roool
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Hi
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no filthy jews here
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>>725388889
nice feet
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>>725382737
Im no jew
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ignore me
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>>725382737
oh hi officer, I'm just eating some pork würst
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>>725382737
roll
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>>725382737
here
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>>725382737
Oi!
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Heil Hitler!
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>>725382737
Nothing to see here officer. hh 88 14
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>quints: None other but the Führer himself!
>>725388888
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>>725382737
dont mind me... just passing through
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REALLY NIGGA!?!?
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>>725388889
nice feets
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Just passin thru my main man
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Bitte tote mich nicht
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Guten Morgen.
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>>725382737
Bin Bürger
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>>725389166
nice feet
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>>725382737
here my papers scum
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Sieg heil
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This thread is dumb.
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>>725382737
ES ROLLT
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Just let me pass sir....
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>>725382737
*Silently stares you down*
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>>725382737
Roll the jews
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>>725382737
undt roll
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>>725382737
guten tag, freunde
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tschuss
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>>725382737
Heil Hitler!
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>>725382737
I bim en jude
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>>725382737
I bim ein jude
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>>725382737
HIER
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Аутичный
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Hier offizer
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No dubs here
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Let me go through
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cheeki breeki
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Himmler coming through
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>>725382737
roll
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Blonde is my real hair color
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Seig heil niggers
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Orange juice
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Why do i comment on these threads?
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>>725389999
Checked!
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>>725389999
Herr geobbels!
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ok
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>>725382737
hai
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Coming through
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Just a normal citizen sir
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>>725382737
Jew here. We dindu nuffin.
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have them numbers
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Servus Herr Offizier
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>>725382737
Roll
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USA! USA! USA!
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>>725382737
*shows paper*
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>>725390199
Soviet spy
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Guten tag
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>>725382737
Just p-passing through, gentlemen.
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Nothing going on
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Guten tag, I'm just passing through
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Can't catch me
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>>725382737
heil n dat
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Heil
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>>725382737
BOW DOWN PLEBS
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>WIR WERDEN DIE UNWÜRDIGEN BASTARDE VOM ANTLITZ DIESER ERDE FEGEN! BRENNEN SOLLEN IHRE KÖRPER, SCHREIEN IHRE SEELEN IN DER UNBÄNDIGEN MARTER UNSERER FLAMMENDEN VERGELTUNG!!!
FÜR DEUTSCHLAND!
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Hallo
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Cy@
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aye
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>>725382737
SIEG HEIL!
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Nothin to see here
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Heil
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>>725382737
rollerino
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hoil
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:^)
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>>725382737
My papers.
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Heil
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here are my papers good sir
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Wie geht iz enin
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>>725382737
Stop looking at me and get back to work!
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>>725382737
roll
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Im just waiting for a mate
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>>725382737
Fugg :^DDD
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>>725382737
Nothing to see here gentlemen!
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Bitte lasst mich durch, Ich habe eine Familie.
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Shalom !
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>>725382737
Hello, 4chan, I'm anonymous with 2ch
In general, the situation is as follows:
In honor of graduation, friends are invited to drink vodka
What should I do?
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Good day
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>>725389999
Einen wunderschönen Tag, Herr Göbbels! Genießen Sie den Aufenthalt.
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>>725391443
Oy vey
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Eich leiben mein Führer
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heil hitler praise hesse
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Hello fellow nazis.
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scoot scoot
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Sieg Heil!
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Heil
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Allow me passage.
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Allo!
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eine leberwurst
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>>725382737
>no rule for rerolling to see if you get caught as a spy
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Katzen.
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Dey see me Rollin', dey hatin'
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>>725382737
hallo Hans Wie geht's
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>>725391719
Gas
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Now stand at attention and sig fucking hiel
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>>725382737
Normal j- i mean dude
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