Degenerates of /b/, Pic related, how do I get silky smooth bits

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>>725369399
I think thats a photoshop.

Ever tried waxing OP?
I want to get smooth asap too.

veet

>>725369399
A lotta them say to use a razor and paitiences but a blade near there sounds dangerous.

>>725369854
I think so too

But the pic I wanted to use was apparently too large.

>>725370235
Better than a razor, but still doesn't sound fun. But I suppose no option is going to be.

Sharpie in pooper

>>725370292
Has a warning not to use it around you anus.

>>725370292
>>725370560
Everything I've read has said hair removal cream plus sensitive areas equals a horrible time.

>>725369399
cleaning solvent and a lighter

>>725369399
different kind of degenerate here
i got copious downstairs hair as well mostly i dont care but for years i was dating a girl that could not fucking deal with hair...
solution;
i shaved whatever was safe, and then i would lay thre like a baby getting changed while she took a lighter and burned all the hair off my balls and taint (she didnt care about my ass)
im not saying she blowtorched my balls, she applied just enough fire to singe the hair w/o burning my sack
smelled terrible but left me with hairless wrinkly...

>>725370687
the real mans method

>>725370698
>btter class of degenerate

If that's the extent of your degeneracy the you're better than the anons here.

>>725370680
I nair my asshole and it's all good. Only 1 out if 5 Nair's has a little pain. Just don't leave on too long

>>725370698
Holy shit, how is that even safe? How is your dick not covered in burn scars?

>>725370812
What's the difference between nair and veet?

>>725370805
would that it were true... but no i'm a filthy fucker in many other ways as well...

Just use a females Razor, it's a lot more sharp and makes it smooth

Jerk off with shaving cream and shave while doing it. In the shower. Always works for me.

>>725370859
Think it's the same. I use Nair cause I like the moisturizer in it. Ive been using my whole life and it's improves alot over the years

>>725370680
Iv'e put veet hair removal cream on my balls loads of times and it works perfectly. A little tender afterwards but no stinging

>>725370923
>>725370963
That requires learning how to use a hand razor. And, overcoming my fear of a razor near my bits.

Might just have to bite the bullet, though.

>>725371040
What about around your asshole?

>>725369399
Drumpf supporting scum. What an asshole for even putting up those signs (should be considered hate speech) then he sets up things to vandalize that poor girl's tires! All she was trying to do was stop the hatred and save the fucking country. And what does she get for being a hero? Fucked over by a corrupt justice system. This is sexism and persecution of sane liberal ideals. This man should be shot dead in the street for his intolerant views. No sympathy for anyone who would be so stupid and low to support that fascist bastard Drumpf. Fuck him.

>>725369399
bump for interest, I need the same advice

>>725369399
Is this where the slide to degeneracy fully begins?

I'm trying to decide whether or not to buy a rubber tail buttplug to build a rubber dogsuit.

All that's stopping me is the few shreds of dignity I have remaining, the cost and availability of trying build a full dogsuit in the UK and where to hide this shit.

Right now, the buttplug and an enema kit is in the online basket to be delivered to an amazon locker. Amazon lockers are self service right?

I shaved my asshole a few days ago and cut it in the process, wouldn't recommend, but it's worth it anyway because you no longer have to deal with dingleberries

>>725372095
>cut

Would rather not risk cutting my asshole.

>>725371987
Just end it mate.

>>725372854
I'll take that into consideration.

>>725370292
It's not that bad if you have a pair, I hit everything below the stomach with nair. Beauty is pain faggots

You don't need to cut it down all the way, just use a beard trimmer with the guide set to the second to the shortest setting.

>>725373078
And if something goes wrong? No dude wants to go to the doctors for that.

>>725372854
Cool. Any other reason to not buy a tail buttplug to start a latex dogsuit collection?

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>>725372095
>>725372533
Fuckin' how? Do you just run the razor around all willy nilly? I've never cut myself and I'm not even that flexible. Just do it smoothly, in s straight line. Hell, I shave my balls and I'm not even gentle with it. You should be though. Just in case. As long as you shave in one direction and keep your skin taught, you won't cut yourself.

>>725373408
How do you find the position to shace your asshole?

>>725369399
I come bearing gifts anon. I have personally used this and it works wonders, ps after your ass is free of hair when you fart it's like you're playing an instrument.
https://docs google.com/document/d/1YNGUSH6zutTcv_osPURNvH8K19mXiX730Y-JeDRMNbI/edit?pref=2&pli=1

>>725369399
Trim your pubes first and use a womens razor for your balls, they usually have a moisturising strip above the blades. Shave against the grain. Afterwards when you dry off, don't dry off completely, rub baby oil into the parts you've just shaved to avoid shaving rash.

>can confirm, am female and this is foolproof

>>725373801
I ain't clickin' that shit nigga

>>725373704
Search and Destroy. I put one leg over at the rim of the bathtub (showers over here are just inside the tub), bend over, and just start shaving. Use your other hand to feel everywhere and find hair. Like I said, I'm not that flexible but even so I could reach practically everywhere with just one hand. But, again, shave in one direction and constantly get the hair out of your razor after one go.

>>725373890
Also wax your asshole instead of shaving it. Shave = itch from hell.

Cut throat razor master race reporting in.
Hot towel shave that bumhole.

>>725373890
>use a female razor for your balls
>am female can confirm

>>725369399
What line of degeneracy are you trying for?

Wax. My girlfriend got me into waxing after I tried shaving my forest covered ass and nuts..
Waxing is worth it, twice a month for me keeps the forest away.
>Bonus upside - makes wiping so much easier.

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>>725370687

>>725374413
Crossdressing, generally becoming as trap as possible.

>>725374391
Best friend (male stripper) taught me tips and tricks of the biz, moite.

>>725374472
True, but my ass usually feels perpetually slick and sweaty. Also, try nair for men, same result way less pain.

>>725374604
Are there Nair shills in this thread or something?

Something about putting an irritant on my most sensitive bits just rubs me the wrong way.

>>725374604
>perpetually slick and sweaty
Yep that's the downside. But it makes my farts reach maximum decibels.

>>725374564
And what does this degeneracy stem from? Inspiration from 4chan?

>>725374698
>nair shills

That would be a weird conspiracy.

>>725371987
Anyone know how amazon lockers work?

>>725374698
Dude, it's not an irritant. Smells kinda funny but it doesn't burn or itch or anything. You just gotta squat in an odd pose for 10-15min while it does it's thing

>>725374698
Don't listen to these fuckers suggesting nair, it'll make you bleed and you'll die from a heart attack because you think your shit is going to fall off.

>>725374908
It's hair removal cream. By definition it has to be an irritant.

>>725375110
Some product reviews detail scarring, blisters, generally horrible burning on even insensitive areas.

Think I'll give it a miss.

>>725375223
I tried it once, big mistake. Never again. Didn't even keep it on for the amount of minutes it said to before I noticed blood.

>>725375323
>blood

Not even gonna try.

>>725375223
I recommend using magic shaving powder(get the gold one) it works amazingly well, it's what the google doc I listed earlier shows.

>>725374564

Protip: If you can't handle learning to shave your bits, good luck taking that dick you wan so badly.

>>725375613
I know. That's why I want tips to do it right.

My own preliminary tests were... educational.