Hi /b/ medical student here, I'll answer your medical questions

>>725360541
How large is your erect and flaccid male reproductive organ. I would like to compare for research purposes.

>>725360632
fuckin Google that you nerd

>>725360632
6,5 inches

>>725360632
You may be interested in http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/full

>>725360711
how the fuck am i going to google your penis size

How many dicks in the ass is too many?

>>725360541
Where from? Year level? Thoughts on that compared to undergrad? Stressful? Finding it easy/hard? Easy to get laid/whats the women situation like?

>>725360751
with a lot of fuckin effort nerd

>>725360764
Use lube and you should be fine for two. You probably wouldn't want to stretch it too much because you might bleed and you don't want bacteria from your poo entering your blood.

>>725360855
Thanks, was asking... for a friend

>>725360855
What if thats what i get off on, will I be fine? Surely the lord will protect me from things I find pleasurable, yes?

>>725360541
is paleontology real medicine like chiropractory or is it more fake medicine like aromatherapy

>>725360541
my asshole is itching for 2 weeks now. looks normal besides a slight redness sometimes. i shower every day, so it can't be my hygiene.

Can Nursing lead to becoming a Doctor?

>>725360803
From Australia, Year 3. It's a lot of content so you need to keep on top of things otherwise you'd drown. It's much more content than undergrad. I'm finding it in the middle ground, not too hard or easy but maybe on the slightly harder side. Yeah it is easy to sleep around but you'd want a partner to support you mentally throughout the course.

>>725361025
>From Australia, Year 3
what uni?

>>725361025

Orig poster from here:
>>725360803

Ausfag here too. Went into medical lab science instead of medicine, it's too hard to get into, the gamsat is bullshit. Really wanted to be a dr, but ill settle for a scientist.

>>725360541
Don't care if you are a troll or not but to me tryna be a doctor or similar is quite a waste of time. Make one silly mistake and you can never be a doctor again after years studying for it. License and what not....

>>725360923
>>725360937
I don't give a shit what you do on your own time. My job is to keep you healthy.
>>725360940

If it has evidence based research to back up the practices, it's science. It's not a medicine as you're tracing evolutionary changes though, it's a science.

>>725361020

What caused the redness? Does it hurt? Anything make it better or worse?

>>725361163
>If it has evidence based research to back up the practices, it's science. It's not a medicine as you're tracing evolutionary changes though, it's a science.

way to avoid the question shitface

>>725360541
do antidepressants curb your creativity?

do SSRIs affect your speech/thinking?

How do you get off them quickly with minimal side effects?

>>725360541
>mandatory question
easiest, fastest and most painless way to kys

>>725361163
>What caused the redness?
i guess the wiping after shitting

>Does it hurt?
nope, it's just itching. not all the time btw

>Anything make it better or worse?
i put panthenol on it, not sure if it does anything at all. haven't tried anything else, but at least it doesn't get worse

Legitimate question. I've never been able to intentionally burp. I pretty much never unintentionally burp either. I'll have lunch and feel bloated and full the whole day until just before dinner time. However, if I can get a few good farts out, I'll feel just fine. No more bloat or fullness. My question is, you know how I can force myself to burp or what I should take to speed up my digestion? And is it normal not being able to burp?

>>725360541
i never had acne or zits but when i started smokeing weed when i was 17 obv im 18 now i read that weed can increase testerone levels wich can cause acne and such u know anything?

When I had impetigo I masturbated and it spread on my dick and i didnt tell anyone and just used the same cream on my dick. I don't remember my question but now you get to share this.

>>725361023
Yeah absolutely, I know a few nurses who then went into Medicine, their prior experience really helps once they got into the wards.
>>725361090
I agree fuck the gammy and yeah Medicine has been really hard to get into. At my uni, 3% of people who applied got given an offer.
>>725361203
If you want a direct answer, it isn't medicine, it's a different field of science.

>>725361286
Have you used a new type of toilet paper? Sometimes people are irritated by different chemicals in them.

Since it doesn't hurt and just a slight itch it doesn't seem too serious, just try to wipe gentler I guess. What's on my mind is maybe poor cleaning but you said you're alight with hygiene. Have you been on any new mediciation? Do you wash with soap? (soap usually dries the skin)

>>725361475
nigger what are you doing

>>725361425
Yeah it's not too common but it isn't uncommon. It's usually how your food pipe joins into your stomach so it's harder for gasses to go up your food pipe. Do you vomit often? Usually those that can't burp find it harder to vomit too because of the same reason.

how do i know if im going to have a heart attack? i feel a pain in my chest, but nothing like whats described. you know, like an elephant standing on your chest, painful arm, etc. none of that

>>725361475

You're right in saying weed can increase testosterone levels. Increase in testosterone levels can increase acne.

Have a read of this article which proves your comment about weed and testosterone.

http://cancerres.aacrjournals.org/content/76/14_Supplement/1756.short

>>725361584
no new toilet paper, and it's chemical free (but not the scratchy recycling one). i'm not on any medication. my hygiene is good, the soap is a good point, i'm gonna try some special dry skin stuff in future. thanks

>>725361655
I only vomit if I get shit-faced. Otherwise, no I don't vomit. I mean... do others people vomit often? Seems strange.

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Serious question.
I wake up every night because my butt starts itching so badly that it causes insomnia and bleeding.
I'm scratching like crazy my asshole.. you'll probably say hemorrhoids but I'm pretty sure it's something other than that..

>>725361781
oc u think that it will have the same effects on testtorone on the same people over a long period of time?

>>725361923
pinworms

>>725361930
Good question. Long term studies are need to confirm or disprove this. I bet my money it will increase it tho. From the results of the other study.

>>725360541
Why is weed better than all chemical medizine but illegal?

My farts, shits & burps smell like rotting beef since I've been taking baclofen, tramadol, ibuprofen, codeine and loprazamol regularly should I be concerned? I want to avoid visiting my doc before getting my next prescription

>>725362067
oc do you think that working out while high or maby like 24 hours after last smokeing would be better for results and or testrone levels ps i never passed english

>>725361702
Discomfort or pain in other areas
, such as one or both arms, the neck, jaw, back, or stomach
Shortness of breath, lightheadedness, nausea, or sweating

Abdominal discomfort that may feel like heartburn

But seriously if you think you're having a heart attack call 911 and the person on the phone will ask you a series of questions and they'll be able to tell you if they think you're having one.
>>725361909

Try cricoid massage it might help you.

>>725361923

>you'll probably say hemorrhoids

That was the first thing that came to my mind. Is it only at night?

When did it start? Do you ever bleed? Anything make it better or worse? Has it been getting better or worse?

>>725362122
It is not

>>725362164
a problem i had recently was whenever i do go without weed for more then 24 hours my stomuch starts to hurt and i start burping alot and kinda feels like acid from heartburn is that a normal withdrawl like i heard more seruis or what

>>725362164
I ain't OP but it should have no effect. If the effect was that rapid and sudden it would have been detected long time ago. We're talking about long term use effects.

>>725360541
I'll bite.

What kind of health issues can one expect to see down the line if they eat a shitty diet? By shitty, I mean little to no vegetables, etc. BUT still eating below or at maintenance and not gaining weight?

I've always been curious about the truthfulness of 'eat your vegetables' rhetoric and whether the bigger issue is just to keep your weight at healthy levels.

>>725362122
Its because weed doesn't dull your senses and turn you into a sheep like them chemicals.

>>725360541
I get a sharp pain in my left abdomen on the side/back when I smoke. But it feels fine all other times. I think it's just dehydration because when I drink water it dulls/relives the pain. Should I go see a doctor?

>>725362122
Weed isn't a magical compound that makes everything better. It makes some things better, it makes other things worse, just like every other drug.

As to why it's illegal, that's a great political debate I won't get into, I'm here for medical questions.
>>725362164
Don't work out while too high, you wouldn't want to drop weights on you. If you were looking to get more muscles, have a high protein diet it'll help more.

>>725362297
Stomach upsets is quite common with weed withdrawal. If you don't want it to happen maybe try lowering the amount each time you smoke progressively until you don't feel it any-more you stop smoking for more than 24 hours.

>>725362297
oc well after 3 days when i 1st smoked i saw acne or red dots all around my eyes and my forehead

>>725362380
Do you eat enough meat and not just ramen noodles? Do eat SOME fruit and vegiies once in a while? Do you abstain from alcohol? If yes to all, you should be fine. I ain't a medfag tho.

>>725362048
WINRAR

>>725362588
>Do you eat enough meat and not just ramen noodles
Yes

>Do eat SOME fruit and vegiies once in a while?
Definitely not as much as I should.

>Do you abstain from alcohol?
No

>>725362154
>loprazamol
Is that the correct spelling of the drug?

You probably wouldn't want to be taking codeine and tramadol together because it increases risk of breathing problems and seizures and a whole bunch of side-effects.

>>725362512
wait so i googled nonseminomas that was in the artical u linked and it says alot about testicular cancer my brother had testicular cancer when he was 23 should i be worried?

>>725362698
im oc btw same guy who gets acne from smokeing weed

>>725362674
Well, alcohol might make absorbtion of some vitamins in the intestines very low. Still I'm talking about alcoholism here, not drinking 5 beers on the weekend. I would like a real medfag (OP?) to confirm the bullshit I'm spouting.

>>725361220
Helium mask

>>725360541
You aren't a real doctor though. Once you get that degree you can act like a pretentious cunt and answer questions like you know what you are talking aboutvx. Until then, OP is a faggot

>>725361025
Thanks for flipping that first pic.

>>725361220
Freeze to death. It's cheap, painless and even euphoric. The white death is consistently ranked as the best way to die.

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>>725360541
>It burns when I piss about once a week, how fucked am I mate?

>>725362695
D'oh brand is losec, drug is omeprazole it's a proton pumb inhibitor for the stomach problems I get with the others. I usually stagger the codeine and tramadol on different days, occasionally I'll take them on the same days but try leave a few hours between them. I hate the stoned that give anyways and the 2 together are not good for functioning as a normal person.
>busted growing pot for pain
>just started back on opiates
>judge sayz "hurr-durr that's safer"
>doctor and most researcher says otherwise

>>725362507
Where abouts in your left abdomen. Top left where your ribs are or bottom left where your hip bone is?
>>725362380>>725362674
If you eat a shitty diet without fruits or vegetables you significantly increase your chances of dying from heart disease and cancer.

Keeping your weight at healthy levels is a great step to keeping your risk down for diseases but vegetables and fruit are needed so you don't die early from heart disease.

More info here:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16988131

But mainly

"The risk of CHD was decreased by 4% [RR (95% CI): 0.96 (0.93-0.99), P = 0.0027] for each additional portion per day of fruit and vegetable intake and by 7% [0.93 (0.89-0.96), P < 0.0001] for fruit intake" So each fruit you have a 4% decrease of coronary heart disease and for each vegetable 7%. It sucks because I don't eat that many unfortunately.

>>725362895


Ranked by who? The dead? LOL

>>725362981
top left at like the last two ribs/just below them.

>>725362988
Dude, I know my statistics. You can trust me I'm actually dead.

>>725362988
I have heard from the dead community that they wish you people would stop death erasing them. It's like bi erasure but worse.

>>725360541
Ever flossed with a pube?

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>>725361923
>>725362048
I've got a similar problem but it's my lower back and it stops as long as I take a hot shower before going to bed. Is that still pinworms or something else?

>>725360541
There's a pube between your spacebar and alt key nerd.

>>725360541
How much do u like the k70

>>725360541
What could cause me to always be warm, so warm I'm nearly always sweating, even in winter? It's misery.

>>725360541
Paramedic student here, how fucked is it that we don't have our own college yet and that we have to work under doctors who could literally fire us for not liking us

Have you done autopsies?

Do med students have enough chances to do autopsies?

>>725363217
Look I'm just an it fag but I reckon since your job is too only cart the corpse to the ER you should be trying to please the guys at the hospital.

>>725362512
>it makes other things worse, just like every other drug.
What things are you talking about?

>>725363196
Erect penises are quite warm. Try surrounding yourself with fewer cawks.

>>725360541
Why are you not using plants in medicine? It's because you are money hungry faggot?

>>725360541
how come bacteria in our guts don't get killed off by the immune system? what's to say they don't sneak off somewhere and cause damage if they get a free pass like that?

>>725363445
Because you have aids fgt

>>725360541
Can Marijuana cure cancer?

>>725363023
Ah too hard for me to guess TBH. You can feel pain for a lot of different things there like lung, stomach / colon/ kidney etc. If it's just from weed and not tobacco I'd say more likely to be a stomach/colon thing though.
>>725363261
I haven't done autopsies but I've dissected cadavers
>>725363217
Big respect for paramedics they deal with the traumatic experiences at the scene and bring the bodies to us clean. Unfortunately I can't do anything about it.
>>725363445
When we're born our gut wall is leaky, which allows some bacteria into our body. It's during this time where we recognise good and bad bacteria. Once we're older our gut wall has a thick amount of cells that protect the bacteria from breaking through, and behind these cells are immune cells, so if bacteria do manage to burrow through our gut wall, there's a wall of immune cells waiting to kill them.

>>725363383

You mean fruits and vegetables? I can't recommend them enough!

>>725362952
>PLS answer doctor man.

>>725363679
Sorry you slipped through the cracks.

So you go to the toilet to pee, and it burns, but this burn only happens once per week? What about the other times you pee?

>>725360541
what is your opinion in using weed for medical purposes?

>>725363726
The other times when I pee it's just normal. I had some unprotected oral a month ago and it has burned when I have peed twice.

>>725363596
Sure it can. Praying works too.

>>725363635
I mean herbs that are not for food like dandelion, marihuana, st johns wroth and etc.

>>725363596
I have heard radiation is also good for cancer.

>>725363635
>I haven't done autopsies but I've dissected cadavers

Aaa, got it.

>>725363909
Yeah, that makes sense medfag.

>>725363596
Not OP here
It encourages timely cell death so they don't mutate as easily, so no it doesn't cure cancer but is one of many things that help reduce the chances of getting cancer. It also helps with the nausea and loss of appetite from chemo.

>>725363977
Yeah that makes sense.

>>725363596
>
>>725363755

Weed has a place for treatment in cancer.

The science world hasn't done enough research into what weed can or cannot cure, however it is promising.

Have a read of https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4791146/

It summarises what the science world knows about what weed can do to help with treatment of cancer.

Right now weed can help with some symptoms of cancer so with professional advise it may be used alongside chemotherapy and radiotherapy.
>>725363867
A lot of drugs actually come from plants, they're just concentrated forms. This article might interest you https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3560124/

Congrats on 8 years of schooling. Sucks that you have 100k in debt. Where do you go from here?

hey op why is my sex drive low, like I can only do it once every 2 - 4 days and get a boner a day if I'm lucky but I'm just never in the mood for it, is this normal ?

>>725364113
You need a new gf/wife

>>725364113
Depression, almost guaranteed.

>>725364111
In Australia, we get cheap education and our loan is to the government and not a private company, the interest is pegged to inflation, so it increases by about ~2% a year.

My science degree cost me $20,000 and my medical degree would cost a me ~$40,000.

I'm sure I'll be able to repay $60,000 after graduating...

>>725364113
Some people have a high sex drive and some people have a low sex drive, it's normal. Unless this changed recently? Sometimes drugs affect your sex drive or your relationships with others. Has anything changed that you might think affected your sex drive?

My experience says that doctors and lawyers have the highest suicide rate of any profession. Perhaps that's the unmanageable debt. Good luck with that

>>725363782
You missed mine again.

>>725364161
>>725364168
this is true

>>725362122
i remember like 2 years ago when i started smoking weed and stopped to take any chemical medicine at all.
i've never been sick since...
i'm sure that chemical medicine is just for money and making people even sicker so they will buy even more medicine.
Marijuana is a natural medicine (a plant) that feels like it can cure everything if you smoke it daily.

>>725364286

You're right. Doctors do have a high suicide rate as well as depression. It's not the debt. Drs. make enough money to repay that in a year if they wanted to. It's more to do with job stress.

>>725363782
Does anything else look different? Any unusual bumps or redness?

>>725364421
Nah nothing like that. I wouldn't have even thought about the possibly having an sti unless my pee didn't start burning.

>>725364106
I don't see how haldol etc is anyhow plant related, closest think I know to haldol and akineton is atropa belladona... And I would rather microdose atropa belladona.

>>725360541
Ever heard of microdosing psychadelics...

>>725364286
In my experience neets and friendless basement faggots are much higher in the suicide stats. Must be the unmanageable loneliness. Godspeed.

Are crater like holes normal on the shaft of the penis ? Sometimes little white pieces come out like tiny sticks also they look like hair folicals

You need to start your own practice, build a client list, and maintain it without fucktards posting shitty reviews. Good luck op. We live in the age of desperation and the interwebs. People feel that a Google search will solve their problems... Some Md website is the answer

>>725364421
Could possibly just be my shit diet. I don't eat much then drink loads of caffeine and ride my bike as hard as I can go that day.

>>725364470
It doesn't have to be an STI. It could be kidney stones or bladder infection, urethritis or a lot of other things.

You mentioned shitty diet >>725364627

Do you drink much water?

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>go to doctor think I have strep
>rapid test: no strep
>doctor still thinks its strep, taking amoxicillian for 1.5 days
>symptoms not improving
>waiting on culture ( 3-5 days I guess )

What are the odds I have a resistant strain of oral gonorreah from a gay hookup 4 weeks ago?

>>725360541
Hi dr anon.
On saturday i got drunk and, while fooling around, i slippend and Fell backwards. Instead of landing in my Butt, i Hit the ground with both of my elbows, simultaneously.
Hurt like hell back then already, even though i was drunk as hell and on speed.
Woke up the next Morning and it got so much worse. Both elbows swollen, Not blue tho. Fucking hurts so badly, i can barely Wear a jacket because the Fabric touching the elbows is almost unbearable. Can move my Arms normally, tho. Should i sit it out or See a doc?

>>725364670
I drink a litre bottle of mineral water every 3 days or so. But day to day it's mainly coffee and energy drink. I'm a piece of shit I know.

>>725364378
My friend quit law. His coworker had his life signed up to a 500k per year bill. Kids in a private school, cars, house etc. But don't sign up to that shit. Regular life, regular car. In the end you have a regular death. It sucks having to worry about everything.

>>725360541
can I get high on everyday household items ?

>>725364802
Looks like a mini shotgun shot holes through your tonsils, how skinny was his dick?

>>725364378
funny story, I feel the same way about opium poppy. It can cure everything if you smoke it - and it is 100% natural.

>>725364926
Nutmeg, deodorant and your mums wine. Come back when your 18.

>>725364937
I have large crevices in my tonsils to start with. They are swollen as fuck.

>>725364969
you left out the huff!

>paint
>glue
>engine starter

Side note... I have 2 static ips to my house. Posting on /b/ is a challenge because I'm monitored every step of the way.

>>725364969
>we dont have any of those.
pls another way

>>725364944
>>>/Reddit/
Fuck off nigger

>>725365013
A what man?

>>725365008
thanks!

>>725364944
low quality b8

>>725365013
>Posting on /b/ is a challenge because I'm monitored every step of the way.

>get phone
>use phone without wireless

>>725364972
I hope you didn't show your partner that before he put his cock in your mouth, I wouldn't be able to come knowing that was back there.

>>725365078
>>725365068
>>725365058
oh hey what are the chances 10 reply breaks

>>725364802
intramuscular ceftriaxone plus oral azithromycin is usually prescribed for oral gonorreah. Let your Dr know about your sexual history, it lets them treat you better. 1.5 days isn't enough for the antibiotic to take effect it usually takes longer.

I'm not sure about resistant strains that depends on your area.

>>725365068
My posts are blocked 50% of the time. The IP links to my physical address. It's not coincidence

>>725365110
yes, that is the photo I posted on grindr

>>725364378
Its true.
People who take pills are stupid as fuck.

>>725365157
I did tell doctor, waiting for further results. thanks good to hear about 1.5 days not being enough. normally when I go on antibiotics I feel better the second day.

>>725360541
when I sit for longer periods of time it actually hurts to stand up. Like stopping the downwards force on my ass hurts. I've also noted pain if I poke between the upper most part of my ass cheeks. Tell me all about it.

>>725365172
Do you live in Australia or Nazi Germany?

>>725364378
my uncle had cancer and he felt the same way. when to some holistic cancer treatment place. Then when he really realized he was dying - after you know they took most of his money, and he was wasting away - then he wanted to try chemo. too late.

so stick with your hippie shit, and good luck!

>>725365292
Canada

>>725360541
how can i make my body to produce less melanin and become more blonde and have blue eyes?

>>725365172
4chan is easyly accesible from almost any even web proxy

>>725365172
>My posts are blocked 50% of the time.
>>725365292
well that is what happens when you post naked kids pedo

>>725365267
Not OP or med man, but just stand every 20 minutes for twenty secs or some shit.

>>725360541
What will 100mg of intravenous melanin do to me?

>>725365329
>>725365329
really? I found that any VPN i use here is eventually blocked.

>>725365173
I'm glad you said grindr, I was kinda worried you were the cunt I rooted a month ago.

>>725360541
Ouch, I meant intravenous melatonine.

>>725365013
Isn't OP I don't know what they're on about...
>>725365267
Well done you've identified your coccyx bone.

OP signing off.

>>725365320
Thought you were OP.

>>725365336
You sir are a sick fuck. Not a pedo, don't promote that behavior.

>>725365322
Stop being a nig nog.

>>725365381
it wasn't really grindr - just said that cuz it was funny.

but don't worry you aren't him, unless you are a 60 year old buff guy.

>>725360541
Ive been pissing blood for the last four years i drink 4-7 beers a night. How fucked am i?

>>725365463
Nope. 36, wife, and a stable job

>>725360541
I have been dating a new girl.. and ever since I fucked her my cock has been getting sore... admittedly it has been anal sex.. and she does appear to have a semi penis.. what do v?

>>725365463
I'm a '18' yo skinny nerd with buff legs. Doesn't ring a bell does it?

hey OP, so after a workout (2hrs of squash) I'm always hot for about 4-6hrs afterwards and face still red. Why? I'm overweight but blood pressure and pulse in normal range

>>725365525
fucked but not too fucked otherwise you'd be dead by now. Get checked out though.

____________________________________
I'm going to sleep now. Good night and thanks for your questions.

To the guy with the description about the decompression of standing up hurting near the tailbone. No BS had the same thing, turned out to be rectal cancer. They told me it was an arthritic condition, compressed disc, etc. for 5 years... go get a rectal exam. When they found the tumor it was stage 3 already. Doctors suck.

>>725365604
>unless you are a 60 year old buff guy.

>>725365762
'18'

>>725364817
Dr anon. Pls

>>725365852
yes it was definitely you

>>725365369
I am talking of good old web proxy.

>>725365979
Nice.

>>725360541
What would you prefer as sleep aid, weed or xanax?

>>725366079
weed because i'm not a fucking idiot.

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>>725366127
That's good, google up third wave for microdosing psychadelics.