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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General
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Why are IDs even gone?
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Looking for pot in Wellington
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Looking for nudes in Dunedin
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Dunedin
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>>725355405

I have got a stainless steel set of pots w/ copper base, 5 pots there all with lids, biggest is a 10L pasta boiling pot. One hour north of wellington, I want $150 for the set.

You keen?
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>>725355782
That's actually a fucking good deal...
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Omg NZ thread. Post em large peeps
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so I'm an NZ citizen, living in UK thanks to my damn parents. this country's fucked, what are the rules on bringing a non-NZ wife and kid over? I'm a lorry driver so I should be able to get work, but I was wondering if it's like this fucking shit country where you have to be earning quite a lot to bring a foreign family with you? wife is swedish, my kid's a UK citizen (but surely should be entitled to NZ through me, right?)
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Post your best Winnie Ps
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>>725356093
forgot to add I was born in waihi but brought to UK as a baby, I didn't get my UK citizenship til I was 16 but I kept my NZ passport
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>>725356110
that is a shit meme.
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>>725355782
That's a pretty damn good deal
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Copped a whole bunch is based make up today lads.

Tell us what you gained.
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>>725356683
a pack of darts
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>>725355405
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what ya listening to, thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMyDK3VHYPw
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>>725354983
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>>725356986

That is the first time I noticed the tattoo.

>>725356903

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHf4PNPjKDo
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hawkes bay
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>>725357209
excellent choice
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Why are there no good prostitutes in Auckland?
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Anyone near queenstown wanna fight?
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>>725356093
>>725356224

You will be welcomed as honorary citizen.

NZ has a main North-South trunk and many sub routs in between. You could live in an area with lower cost housing and still drive up and down the country.

Any money you have saved will go 3 times as far over here.
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>>725356903
She Loves You by The Beatles.

>no proper link at the tubes
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>>725357327

*boing*

>Sprung
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>>725357344
Coz they see you coming.
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>>725355778
Anymore?
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>>725355778
Whos in the red? I swear i know her
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Hello, boys!
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>>725357683
Phoebe
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>>725357683
phoebe
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anyone here in Auckland University? There's a bunch of "Fight the Right" posters all around the place. I was planning to post pepe faces over the posters if I had some other people willing to do it for the meme too.
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>>725355782
Legit keen.
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>>725357721
who
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>>725357327
>>725357586

Is this a legitimate reason to move to Hawks Bay?
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>>725357494
I have a valid NZ passport, it's not my citizenship I'm concerned about, but what's the case with my wife and daughter? can they just claim it through me?
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>>725357809
Do it.

Also send them to that Susan Devoy and other 'top' people. Make it a big thing, the media will report on it.

Be shits and giggles. Trolling/meming 'real life'.

Winnie P been photographed with it already. It's time to meme NZ.
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>>725357721
Jokes isn't who I thought
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>>725357683

Sounds like every guy in Dunedin knows this slut too
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Chch
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>>725357936
I've ripped bongs with her, she's all good
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>>725357721
>>725357683
>>725355778

That is prime example of smoking hot south island maori girl. Hot asf, a bit different from some of the north island horys.

I have had the luck of acquaintance of several other ethnic dunedin maori's that look like her cuzzies or some shit, absolutely smoking hot.
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What did you have for din din?
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Dunners reporting in
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>>725357907
>>725357809

Did you hear about the massive anti rape culture protests outside parilament today?
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going on a plane tomorrow.
wut do.
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>>725357983

How many guys came inside her?
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>>725358021
Went out and had pork ribs.
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>>725358065

eat a bunch of weed cookies while in line for security
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>>725357840

It's my mums set. I really need to move it on fast so I am giving you a good deal.

I'll can trade for $150 worth of jenkem if you can get any? Also keen for some krokodil.
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>>725358022
god I wish she had a penis
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>>725358112
can't do drugs for reasons.
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>>725358025
did they do it? Did the end rape culture? Brave feminists, fighting for the most important cause :'^)
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>>725358025
nah dunno shit about all that. I think we need to have our own protests but with Pepes on them. However all i know is that theres both a feminist and socialist club at auckland uni. I really just want another 4Channer to meme that shit up. Doing it alone would be too hard.
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>>725358145
Schitzo.
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welly fag reporting in. was banging the gf last night and felt something weird. stuck fingers in her pussy and i pulled out a condom. should i be worried?
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>>725358207
Lol.
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>>725358207
Rape culture
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>>725358025
Yes and it's a massive overaction.

RNZ or whatever it's called, the radio station, is real bad at this SJW shit.

There is a problem, rape is an issue, but they aren't addressing the real causes/consequences. They are going after a very weak target in schoolboys.

I've made awful rape jokes, doesn't mean I want to rape anyone and shit; they make it out that joking is exactly the same as the assault which is just not true.
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>>725358207

was it empty?
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LAST NOTICE FROM ME. IF ANYONE HERE IS FURTHERING THEIR EDUCATION AT AUCKLAND UNI, REPLY TO THIS POST or your mother will die in her sleep tonight TO DISCUSS FURTHER MEMEING AT THE UNI
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>>725358200
work reasons
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Still looking for weed in Wellington
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>>725358287
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>>725358273
just with her juices
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>>725357900

Fuck yes and they have the right, and if they don't you can kick up a big stink on facebook and in local media and you will get overwhelming support.

Just get over here. You will need $2000 for your HT tickets, I don't think they are transferable.

Post on here regular, you will have no problem getting work if you don't smoke drugs.
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>>725358025
This is the shit we need to meme against, ridicule the fuck out of it like those Tui ads.

/b/ and /pol/ NZ threads.
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>>725358317
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>>725358161
>>725358169

Paula Bennett came out to address them all. She told them they were so brave and that "their message had been heard!"
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>>725358262
Joking normalizes assault, especially in young, easily influenced boys.

Mutual orgasms are cool, kids. Don't do a rape.
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>>725358362

how bout no
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>>725358362

Tui ads have massive meme potential for NZ.
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>Christchurch
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>>725358457

it's insane that this

a. has to be spelled out
b. is a controversial opinion
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>>725358337
I'm clean, used to smoke pot but they introduced new driving laws over here in UK which would basically see me in prison if I had a traffic accident in a lorry with it in my system, so it ended then. I don't really have any savings because the UK is so fucked right now I'm struggling to get by (thanks brexshit), which is why I want out. what's the deal with healthcare in NZ? my mum says you have to pay for it yourself but then she left NZ in the early 70s and hasn't lived there since
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we need to get some sort of stupid New Zealand event into a meme. Thing is, whenever something happens it dies out too quickly. Remember when that government dude got a dildo thrown at his face? Remember 'nek minute'? Remember John Key embarrassing himself on-air answering stupid questions to do with his pubic hair? Unless im brain dead atm i cannot remember the last time New Zealand had a successful meme that really took power
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>>725358457
And this is based on what? Certainly not the many comedians asked about this and say, often, they joke about things as a way of dealing with the seriousness of them.

This 'one size fits all' when it comes to joking is inane, especially when many abuse survivors use humour as a way to deal with it.
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>>725354983
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>>725358747
You're actually using the argument 'Victims joke about it, why can't I?'

Guy.... Come on...
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>>725358622

Probably not a lot different from NHS.

Overstretched and underfunded, long lists for elective, incredibly high standard of emergency care for anyone when needed.

Subsidised doctors costs, prescriptions etc.
More so if you are in the lower income brackets.

Not quite free, but close.
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>>725358745
>we need to get some sort of stupid New Zealand event into a meme.
We can be the masters of those memes like people are on Facebook. Those poeple with meme pages sometimes have hundreds of thousands of followers.

You could run 'real life' like a meme page and get reactions out of people.

If that anon is here I told about using 'magic' on his wife, you here? Done any more of it?
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>>725358747

You're mummas special little boy
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>>725358316
Go to Aro, meet people or stop.
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Dunedin reporting.

Bought a new police scanner earlier today, $169 from a local shop I never knew existed until today, works a fucking treat.
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>>725358799

no, he is saying that humour serves multiple purposes.
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>>725359005

I thought police comms were encrypted now?
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>>725358799
>You're actually using the argument 'Victims joke about it, why can't I?'
>Guy.... Come on...
That implies that because I'm a guy, I can't be a victim.

Interesting.
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>>725359058
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>>725359050
Nah, not everywhere man. Only in main cities (Chch, welly, aucks) and a couple of places inbetween.

Cost them too much to finish rolling out the digital system so they stopped.
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>>725359005
Anything interesting on it tonight.
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>>725359136
Nothing really, just a suicidal kiddo playing cat and mouse with police.
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>>725359005
>not knowing there are free apps you can download that do the exact same thing
fucking newfag
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>>725359213
>they don't have the NZ channels on them you fuck knuckle
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>>725359124

huh

That's kinda shitty.
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>>725358930
>>725359113
These are:

Bots
Shills
Redditors

or some shit aye These are similarly bad replies, like people who don't understand how to do it.

Like that anon the another night who cried about our shit memes and begged us to stop.

>they could be watching us
>they could be amongest us
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>>725358819
well 4 million people versus 65 million brits + all the unregistered immigrants using our emergency rooms as drop-in centres...so I bet things are at least slightly better over there lol
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>>725358025
What woman should you never sleep with?

NZ Woman.
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>>725359252
>tfw when they actually fucking are
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>>725359310

wut
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>>725359406
bull fucking shit proof or gtfo, most scanner apps only have one channel under NZ and its never live.

also I like the fact it's a local police one so yeah.
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>>725359031
I very much doubt his brand of rape jokes are that deep or meaningful. He just needs justification to say them freely.

>>725359058
Men can certainly be victims of rape. I very much doubt you fall in to that category though, since you seem to mostly be defending your right to joke about whatever you want.
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After seeing this rape culture bs I want to take a 1 way trip out of New Zealand.
They're wanting to put in a law jailing people who make rape jokes.

So telling a B tier joke and being not funny will soon be = to rape.
Fuck this gay country, get out if you can.
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>>725359298
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>>725359494

Take a long walk off a short pier - we've got plenty of coastline ready and waiting for ya
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>>725359453
if you're not registered with the NHS, as most immigrants aren't until they're granted residency, but you need to see a doctor, just go to an emergency room and you'll get treatment first then they ask questions later. so you'll see them full of indians jibbering away in whatever language because they have a sore throat and aren't registered with a GP
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>>725359310
I am a different anon. If you're a NZ citizen all your healthcare is covered automatically. Immigrants have to pay so they don't tend to rape the emergency rooms, but remember we have a ton of dumb cunts here doing dumb shit so wait times still suck.

Your wife and kid are legal here because of your citizenship. They can get dual citizenship here after a few years. Until then they will be granted permanent residency which is basically the same rights as a citizen.

We are far more liberal as a nation than the UK, that's something to keep in mind if you plan on coming here. We have less mudslimes but a fuck ton of curries and gooks who are having a war to out stingey cunt the other.

Also you have to say cunt a lot. At least once a day, it's in the treaty of Waitangi.
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>>725359620
Fuck off you feminist dog.
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>>725359681
if your not eating pussy why even live m8
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>>725359494
You mean like the unenforceable anti-online bullying law that has done literally nothing?
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>>725359681

>committed masturbationist
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>>725359489
>I very much doubt you fall in to that category though, since you seem to mostly be defending your right to joke about whatever you want.
Wrong and arrogantly rude.

I'm a survivor of CSA whose currently in therapy dealing with it. That sanctimonious manner in which you've behaved since you starting posting is destroyed by your rudeness. You have no what of knowing the history of people until you find out, if you do, so shouldn't ever assume, especially with how dumb you've been.

>defending your right to joke about whatever you want.
I do have a right to joke about whatever I want.
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>>725359673
curries sounds good....curry is 90% of my diet, it's 90% of british cuisine, after all....How much "tramping" work could I find? as in driving lorries between north/south, being on the road for 3 or 4 days at a time? It's what I do here at the moment as it's the best paying work
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>>725359803

Nice comeback. Did you spend all that time researching your bullshit?
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>>725358761
Even uncle T gets down with our finest.
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>>725359494
>After seeing this rape culture bs I want to take a 1 way trip out of New Zealand.
Where would you move?

South Africa? High violence rate and one of the highest sexual abuse statistics in the world.
Somalia?
Sweden?
USA where leftists believe that a literal rapist is in charge and all woman are in immediate danger.
Saudi Arabia?
Indian?

Where? Where would you move to escape rape culture?

>certainly can't escape in your mind, can you?
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>>725359001
sshhh.
don't let the normie fucks know.
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>>725359801
LMAO

Yeah im not going to sit here and argue with a 10 year old.
Enjoy your feminism just don't complain about the outcome in 30 years time.
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>>725359912
Hey man, if they want the shit they have there let them have it.
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>>725359918

Get a standing desk then, faggot.
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>>725359843
You can get from Auckland to Dunedin in 2 days casual driving. Not a big country dude.
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>>725359843
>>725359994
Oh, tramping means something else here. Heaps of hauling jobs.
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>>725359959
you just told the police you faggot.
this is why we can't have nice things.
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>>725359862
I will post the evidence if you really want?

Reports from ACC, Police, psychologist, psychiatrist, therapist.

>Nice comeback
Yeah, you too dumb cunt.

>clearly said I was in therapy
>would thus certainly have recent communication showing I am
>pictures are easy
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>>725358799
Black humor has been around for centuries, to let societies deal with dark shit and catharsis. If you shut down the ability to joke about things, don't be surprised at the nasty shit you'll get as a result.
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>>725360085
this
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>>725360060
My heart pumps custard
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>>725360085
nigger humour has never been funny
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>>725360085

I would only add that there's a bit difference between cathartic and exploitative humour.
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What''s worse than being shit at jokes?
Being Indian.
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>>725360190
This.
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What's worse than being an Indian?
Being Indian.
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>>725360085
You mean like rape? Because I'm pretty sure that has been going on for centuries regardless.
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>>725360318

Not being able to make public rape jokes
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>>725359899
Only in some states of the USA. We have 50 to choose from.
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>Hey, Susan, Susan Devoy
>Hai bae gurl
>What you having for lunch?
>Black dick like I usual do, yo
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>>725355778

Butter face.. great rack
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>>725360348
What short of stupid mind do you have that you think posting:

"Yeah. But THIS has been happening too!!" is an argument. They are related but widely dissimilar, mainly, you dumb cunt.
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Anyone got that mega link?
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It's probably Jack Tame posting shit replies in here, trying to get stuff they can make a story out of.
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>>725358287
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>>725360162
Good natured joking about differences among races has been done by comedians of every race, white asian and black. It actually improves the situation between the races.
Ever since all this SJW bullshit started up 20 years ago, with their language police, race relations have been deteriorating and real racism is on the rise. SJWs are making shit worse.
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I'd fuck Jack Tame
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>>725360696
same tbh
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>>725360630

Shut up, nigger
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>>725360495
"Ooooh, if you don't let people have their little dark jokes there will be societal consequences!"

"What about the consequences those jokes already cause?"

"Ooooh! Its not the same you little cunt!"

Righto then.
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>>725360630
fuck off chink
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>>725360696
>>725360715
When I posted about him I was going to make a reference to that but thought I'd keep it to myself.

>shouldn't have worried
>glad I'm not the only one who thinks naughty things about him
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Tim curry here
This thread is shit, and you all just sound like a bunch of autists.
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>>725360748
It isn't the same, if you don't like those jokes don't listen to them.

Just because you don't want to hear them doesn't mean others don't, or shouldn't.
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>>725360748
>"What about the consequences those jokes already cause?"
What consequences? Hurt feelings?

Or do you think joking about murder, or rape, or incest is going to cause a spike in these happening in real life, and so the person telling the jokes is now morally culpable?
We better go after movies and the telly too then, and make sure we aren't provoking murders and rapes and violence. And the music too, we better take care of that, can't let it negatively affect society.

With all due respect, please take your pro-censorship attitude and fuck off.
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>>725359994
that's far enough in a lorry, I guess they're probably limited to something dumb like 70km/h on the single-lane roads, plus there's restricted driving hours for lorries in all of the civilised world (max 8 hrs driving before an 8hr minimum break is required here in europe for instance) so that sounds good, I enjoy ferries...

I guess the hardest thing to get used to will be the internet, heh, I have 200mbit unlimited fibre here in the UK, for £50/month...is that even possible over there and how much would it cost?
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>>725361045
Not possible speed wise, i'm on 24 megabit unlimited fiber for $99
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>>725361125
unless you live in certain spots, like next to a big uni.
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>>725361125
even if I (eventually) lived in central Auckland? don't get me wrong I know I can't afford that right away
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>>725359175
What is it about Dunedin that makes all these people wanna an hero
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>>725361125
unless you have a brain tumour or clinically retarded, you should not be paying 99$ / month for fucking fibre
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>>725356093
>citizen
Not sure how it goes with foreign family but I'm sure it's not too difficult.
Go live central Otago and drive a truck at Macraes mine, you'll earn decent $$ plus great time on/off etc. Roads in the top end of the South pretty hectic just now since the earthquakes ("The Gays" caused them according to one high profile god botherer here ha ha ha true story.)
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I have family in Hamilton so that will probably be where things begin for me, if I raise the money for the tix to get us over there
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>>725361125
200mbit download is more than possible are you retarded
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>>725361176
average speed in NZ is 27.4 mbps
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>>725361288
TOP 10 COUNTRIES ACCORDING TO OOKLA

Singapore 121.81 Mbs
Hong Kong 102.63 Mbps
Saint Pierre and Miquelon 92.51 Mbps
Japan 82.15 Mbps
Romania 74.13 Mbps
South Korea 59.60 Mbps
Lithuania 58.91 Mbps
Sweden 58.67 Mbps
Macau 51.13 Mbps
Netherlands 50.67 Mbps
New Zealand 27.4 Mbs
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>>725361232
sounds awesome, I've done a lot of driving up in the Arctic so I guess I'll be swapping ice and snow for cracks and gravel
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>>725361226
Who's your provider?
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>>725361289
fuck off thats average.
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>>725361321
That's averages you fucking monkey
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Why does no one care about male assaults men get attacked and raped too :(

I guess if your not female you have no value in New Zealand now.

Why not stop all rape?
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>>725361379
that's what she said
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>>725361358
UFB
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>>725361439
that is either a positive or a negative.
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>>725361493
depends what your fetish is
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>>725359406
Name one provider that advertises NZ channels and actually delivers.
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anyone got any memes
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the bro just showed up from up north and i'm pretty keen to get high. in hams, anyone down?
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>>725360696
whos that?
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The place is a part of Australia.
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fuk donald trump
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Anyone else fantasise about winning the lottery and just saying fuck it and walking out of their job?
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chch
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Anyone got pot in Hawkes bay?
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>>725362212
The son of my old high school principal.
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new plymouth
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>>725362406
>>725362322
>No Northland
>git gud
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NZ what up who's keen for a go in auks
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>>725362406
name?
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>>725362184
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Who's in town in Queenstown??
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>>725362320
is dole bludger a job?
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>>725362500
tyra
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>>725362322
Do a "Why are IDs even gone?" timestamp
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>>725360748
You're existence is cancer.
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>>725362520
I don't see why not.
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Fuck she's alright
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>>725362406
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anyone have jacinta? was from new plymouth last i heard.
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>>725362587
>>725362406
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>>725362587
noice
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>>725362587
who the fuck resets their shower handle to cold.
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How to look decent as a chick
>don't eat like shit every day

How to look decent as a dude
>spend half your life doing physical shit
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>>725362825
it's actually the other way round faggot.
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need more trashmere sluts
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>>725362970
lol wut
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how cum we got no mega wit the noodz no more?
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>>725363266
uncensor her nipple
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>>725363673
GCSB took it down.
>>
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>>725363266
>>725363775
I did it for him
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>>725363673
>>725363821
No they didn't.
https://mega.nz/%20#F!bF5HCBoY!IAD4yJExhMHQ-XncUtAYDQ
>>
should be asleep right now. procrastination at its finest.
>>
>>725364050
Im gunna get some fapping done tonight fam
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>>725364495
BCz9bbA
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUGlWCCVA4M

Listening to my new favourite song.
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>>725364495
post dick pic pls. asking for a friend
>>
Wellyfag here
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>>725364975
Photo cheeks out.
>>
>>725364975
Another Wellyfag here.
>>
fucking jews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqON2akfM-8
>>
>>725357980
Moar. Name?
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>>725365280
>>725364975
Let's get the ball rolling then. Anyone got more of her?
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>>725364010
Name
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>>725365682
I wish, all I have is disappointing dickpics.
>>
>>725365807
Well fuck that's not really what I was going for. But whatever you're into I guess
>>
>>725357327
the brunette one maddie??
>>
>>725365807
Aren't all dick pics disappointing?
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>>725365987
you obviously haven't seen mine. it would make you diamonds
>>
>>725365987
Exactly. Mine especially
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>>725359673
Yeah bro, watch out on the roads down South,
West Coast > Central Otago > Milford.
Gooks of Hazard. Guns don't kill people, tourists kill people.
>>
>>725365948
nope mia and molly
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hawkes bay nudes
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If you guys are sick of fucking immigrants flooding our country sign my petition. Its for a school project about social change and I want less freaking Asians stealing our jobs. Help a brother out.

https://www.change.org/p/winston-peters-parliament-govt-nz-reduce-the-number-of-immigrants-entering-nz-to-help-kiwis-find-good-jobs-and-houses
>>
Are NZ people another, than australians? Or it mostly the same lifestyle and menthality?
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>>725366946
>>
>>725367014
>another, than australians?

wut
>>
>>725367047
Thought this might happen . Dont really care really my Facebook's just a joke really
>>
>>725367047
> I want less freaking Asians stealing our jobs. Help a brother out. hahahahahhaa
>>
>>725367047
Not sure how i feel about this
>>
>>725362375
Lincoln fag
>>
>>725366946
>>725367047
kek what a faggot. gonna have some fun with this
>>
>>725367047
Pretty much interchangeable NZ/OZ.
We give each other a lot of shit, but when we meet up in other countries, we're typically friends by default. And drunk as a result.
>>
>>725367014
Our cultures are very different.
>>
>>725367047
>https://www.change.org/p/winston-peters-parliament-govt-nz-reduce-the-number-of-immigrants-entering-nz-to-help-kiwis-find-good-jobs-and-houses
>>725366946
.fb com/xavier.hodgson
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>>725367062
What the difference between australian and new zealand people? Or NZ is kind of little Australia?
>>
>>725354983
Do you have legal weed yet?
>>
>>725367718
Thanks
>>
>>725367742
no, and its fucking shit right now
>>
>>725367742
nyet
>>
>>725367047
these threads are fucking dire these days.
sage
>>
>>725367724
>>725367047
please delete this, i dont want me on here
>>
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No one signing my petition
>>
>>725367977
Fuck off you're not me I dont give two fucks
>>
>>725367047
TAKE THIS DOWN NOW OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE
>>
>>725368073
kek
>>
Do you ever find your self staring out into the world while chuffing on a durry thinking about life and how pointless everything is.
>>
>>725368833
everyday
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>>725368833
I don't smoke but yeah.
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>>725368958
>>725368994
my knee grows
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>>725369392
Is that fucking blanket man?
>>
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need some auckland asians
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>>725369485
yeah mang
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>>725369550
The fucking legend
>>
>>725369534
Auckland is only fucking asians so shouldnt be hard
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>>725369534
>>
>>725369843
this nigga 12
>>
Anyone down for a fuck in welly?
>>
>>725369902
who you
>>
>>725369902
>>725369956
I take it it'd be a mmm thresome?
>>
northland here. I just moved to estonia. so many friendly hot girls here. and it's cheap and has no islam. highly recommended
>>
Durry then off to dream land.
>>
>>725370413
how did you go about moving there, do you work
>>
Born in Wellington, but haven't been back to NZ for 10 years. Is it easy to pick up chicks...seems like heaps of them are up for a screw.
Going to Wellington and Queenstown soon for a couple of months
>>
look at these munters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQPM-Gtfn5w
>>
>>725370501
blue card. web nerd.
>>
>>725370639
This is real life.
>>
>>725370639
I watched the whole thing and now I hate myself just a little bit more.
>>
>>725370639
is aucland infested with maoris?
>>
I am still awake and it has been some time since having a durry.
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>>725373057
Have another.
>>
>>725373041
nope. more like chinese, koreans and indians
>>
>>725373432
this is why i'm moving to south africa. our own country is being over run by chinks, niggers and kebabs
>>
G'nite my dudes.


>>725373746

see you space cowboy.
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>>725373746
you don't like black people and you're moving to south africa? that doesn't make sense. it's becoming increasingly dangerous there. my ex was from there and had to move to nz because it was getting too dangerous. every year she gets at least one phone call saying that someone she knows there was brutally murdered. the last one was with machetes. just move to rural nz or the south island. only auckland is asia
>>
>>725373746
So you're going to a country with a population of 80% actual niggers?
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>>725374279
nah i've got mates who live there and literally nothing has happened to them. they say it's comfy as fuck living the white privilege there. he has a maid who cleans up after him and does his laundry 7 days a week, a gardener and a chauffeur and he's on an average income.
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>>725366946
>>
>>725374505
my ex used to have exactly that setup. the maids (who had basically raised them for 10 years) ended up robbing them blind and disappearing. but yeah we're both just saying anecdotes. here are some stats https://africacheck.org/factsheets/factsheet-south-africas-201516-crime-statistics/
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>>725375283
something tellig me your ex was in on the whole thing. no offense
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>>725375691
well she was just a little kid, so I'd be impressed if that were so
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>>725354983
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>>725354983
f
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>>725375691
this
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