Greentext thread? Greentext thread.

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>>725349942

>>725351063
god dammit this isn't a feels thread

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How I failed a job interview

>>725357090
>Greenntext
WHERE THE FUCK

>>725349942
That was probably the dumbest and least cohesive block of text I have ever attempted to read.

>>725350639
Kek

I'm looking for a greentext. In itJesus goes to a fisherman's town with his thousands of followers. The fisherman hears this and fishes for days on end. Jesus gets there and buys one fish then divides it amongst his thousands of followers. The fisherman hopes he dies. The fisherman ends up dying because he did not confert to Catholicism.

The greentext used things like "wtf.tapestry"

That's all I can remember. I've been looking for it for years.

>>725357144
Fucking KEK

>>725357993
>Ambush
>Bush
Kek

>>725358124
>.gif

Nice try guy

>>725352317
I kind of wanna do this.

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>>725358170
lold. thx anon, needed that

>>725352113
oh thats bretty good there

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thisll keep you busy for a little.

>>725359164
lol'd again, no banana

>>725359748
No pizza delivery story will ever justify this length.

>>725357293

MY NIGGAS IS SAVAGE, RUTHLESS

How to make greentext

>>725359790
what a fucking lad. 10/10

>>725361928
autism 0/10

>>725359632
I want this to be a movie. Cast Zac Efron or Channing Tatum or something. Would be hysterical

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>>725357050
hold the phone, you claim you arrived late and parked in the handicap, met with the invalid who typically uses the spot, were beaten down a flight of stairs by said invalid who then needed a parking space AFTER arriving BEFORE you?

>>725354106
underrated

>>725358795
what was it?

>>725353382
This is lame............

>>725359632
I lived in a house with ghosts growing up, 3 ghosts 2 were really pissed off.

I was always scared of them, especially the downstairs backyard.

Till I was thinking they are just really weak dead souls without bodies.

I started yelling at them in my head and they didn't fuck with me anymore.

>>725351063
Frank is a god damn legend

>>725358124

You motherfucker. I was swiping across photos directly and came across this.

Never. Again.

>>725352167
Thats fuckin beautiful
Only question is why the fuck was he going to the fucking cinema to watch fucking zootopia