Lets see how creative /b/ is

>>725318262
condoms, baseball bat, lube

Trash bags, coat hangar, gloves

It don't matter what I buy all I gotta do is be me and flag my pearly whites

Trench coat, hockey mask, linkin park cd

>>725318262
Electric toothbrush, condoms, and a pack of batteries

a ski mask, a machete, and an american flag

>doughnuts
>doughnut holes
>super glue

3 MLP figurines

>>725318262

Child pageant DVD, lube, sleepy time pills

>>725319202
Or you could not be a retard and buy pastries?

>>725318262
Rope, some sort of mask and some mints

Check the map because I'm clearly walking in circles.

Wait, what was this thread again?

A baby doll and lube. Actually I'll also buy this pack of gum

Donuts
Donut Holes
Glue

Jackie Chan

>>725318262
>condoms
>duct tape
>any kind of kids magazine

>>725318262
Laxatives, drinking straws and a measuring tape

whatever heisenberg bought in breaking bad

>>725318262
1 pair of children't panties, 1 small carot, and a bottle of sex lubricant

>>725318262
pizza sauce
pizza crust
frozen pizza

Bow, bullets, duck call.

>>725318262
AR-15
Large ammo box
Map of nearby tourist attractions

As someone who worked in walmart as a cashier I can say with confidence they do not even pay attention to what it is you are buying, sorry.

>>725319202
Genuinely laughed
Thank you anon

The other day I went into the store to buy rope, cloths pins, and lube to use on the slut I'm fucking.

>>725319741
Shut up poor fag

KY Jelly
Rubber gloves
MLP Season 1

>>725319723
i don't live in the US
can you buy weapons at walmart?

>>725318262
garbage bags a saw and bleach

>>725318262
Broom
Vibrating tooth brush
Dog food

A blender
Mouse traps
Noise canceling headphones

>>725319987
Only shotguns, rifles, bows, machetes, and knives.

>>725319987
some have them in the sporting section

Kids undergarments, tuna, computer duster

>>725319558
>sex lubricant
Do you plan on lubricating your sex? Make sure to get some blinker fluid for the car, this is something a lot of people don't deal with and it's a pain for the mechanic to fix.

>>725319871
I am not poor, walmart paid for my education and now I work for a university's mathematics department.

>>725318262
toilet paper, kerosene, lighter

>>725318262
Polaroid camera
Kids size bikini
Ski mask

>>725320093
as their janitor?

>>725320082
Ky jelly is sex lubricant, you dumb fuck.

>>725319117
I lol'd

>>725318262
toddler underwear, ducktape and condoms

>>725320082
What is anal?

Ask them to price check:
> tube go genital wart removal cream.

Then say "woah nevermind" and get:
> nail clippers
> Roll of gauze.

>>725318262
Everclear
lube
boys' underwear

>>725318262
A copy of hustler
A rubber Chicken
A whole lot of lube.

>>725320082
Fuck that. Headlight fluid is too fucking expensive.

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As someone who works part time as a walmart cashier to pay off debt my bitch of an ex racked up.... no one cares. I don't even pay attention in the slightest to what anyone buys.

have some boobs....

>>725320067
lol izi school shooting

Condoms, Duck Tape, Shovel

>makeup
>women's panties
>bleach

>>725320257
Why pay for lube when blood does the same thing?

>>725318262

>trash bags
>Tylenol
>Golf balls

>>725320344
Shut up poor fag, we've heard from your kind already

Ok I'm at walmart right now. Dubs decides which 3 things I buy

a hammer, and two hammers

>>725319535
>large plastic tub
>hydrofluoric acid
>gas mask

Garbage bags, rope, shovel

The sponge bob movie
Diapers
"Cooking for one"

Zip ties, lube and a large kitchen knife :L

>>725320701
Walmart doesn't sell acid

>>725320684
pic+timestamp

>>725320684
A cactus

>>725320771
no

>>725318262

Bluetooth controller, oatmeal creampies, 4 pack of AAA batteries

>>725320710
best one yet

>>725320684
3 Nintendo Switch

>>725320819
fuck off then

Pool shock, brake fluid, large plastic container... then tell the cashier to watch the news later on tonight

>>725320749
Bullshit, they have everything at walmart.

>>725318262
KY
Baseball bat
Nachos

>>725318262
one of those diaper genie things
gun/ammo
large container of Vaseline

Cucumber
Kids Pjs
ZzzQuil

>>725320904
except reasonably priced head & shoulders shampoo

>>725320904
They do not sell any type of acid.

rat poison
adult diapers
condoms

>>725320344
Those are nice boobs.

>>725320898
This

>>725320684
Chainsaw, cable ties, gallon pack of lubricant...

>>725320749
Yeah they do, look in the plumbing section, it's in a plastic bottle in a zip-lock bag.

>>725318262
socks
t-shirts
deodorant

Buy Walmart

>>725319418
underrated

>>725318262
Adult Diapers
Knife
Lube

>>725318262
Butter, Butter, I can't believe it's not butter.

>>725321146
That's drain cleaner retard.... it has less than 10% sulfuric acid.
You are a fucking idiot.

Rubber kitchen gloves, tarp, and Crisco... Better if it's two guys checking out.

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>>725318262
>not buying condoms, bleach, and duct tape
ISHYDDT

>>725318262
>bible
>pregnancy test multipack
>wire hanger pack

>>725320684
A mason jar
Can of engine quick start
Face cloth

Rope
Lubricant
Dog toy

Candy,
hammer,
bleach

>>725318262
>Mayo
>Syringe
>Most Valuable Primate movie DVD

>>725321146
Why would you pour acid down a drain? It would eat through the pipes.

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>>725321287

>"Killing Kennedy" by Bill O'Reilly
>Do-rag
>Water in a box

>>725319202
>Not knowing how to green text properly
Kys

>>725319202
You fucking madman!

>>725321419
Not pvc

>>725321326
>implying people who listen to Nirvana don't use condoms and duct tape together all the time

Little girl underwear

Digital camera

Duct tape

Lube
Magnum size condoms
Barbie doll

Large or several tubs of Vaseline
A couple pairs of dish gloves
The largest roundest smoothest children's toy

Ski mask, handcuffs, duct tape

Dora the Explorer DVD
Astroglide
Stuffed Animal

>>725321287
What about acid for pool maintenance? I've never been in a walmart, but most hardware stores stock it here..

>>725321414
what do you do w/ the mayo and the syringe?

Shovel

Rope

Lube

>>725318262
I'll buy two of those shrink wrapped watermelon halves from the produce department and a bottle of gorilla glue.

WD-40
Laxatives
Prunes

>>725321784
Lold hard.

>>725318262
panty hose lube pineapple

>>725321784
40 keks

/b/ is dead

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>>725321522
>>725321414
>>725321381
>>725321370
>>725321339
>>725321285
>>725321216
>>725321139
>>725321078
>>725320984
>>725320977
>>725320747
when ur really new here and wanna impress ur friends :3

>>725318262
Rat Poison
Valentines Chocolates
Axe

Enema kit
Mentos
Diet coke

>bananas
>razor blade
>baby socks

>>725318262
I once purchased from a Kroger two 2 liter bottles of Coca Cola, Laytex gloves, and Vaseline. My buddy was with me and we were grinning and was blushing the entire time. It was hilarious.

>nb4 gay. His wife needed the laytex gloves to clean the toilet, she needed the vaseline for a heat rash on one of their kids, and the two bottles of coke to mix with whiskey while we got drunk and played video games all night. lol

>>725321858
right? it's like an ifunny comment section

PVC pipe, bleach, and panties.

>>725319723
shotguns but i believe they stopped selling handgun ammo

Cantaloupe
Pineapple corer
Condoms

>>725318262

>is male; 19

Pads, Tampons, and say, "its that time of the month again for me"

>>725318262
>Lets see how creative /b/ is

FUCK BUD HOW NEW ARE YOU?

>>725319987
see
>>725322022

piggy bank
golf balls
tortilla press

>>725321927
He's got the right idea

>>725318262
Burner phone
Rope
Ask to pay for her phone number

Creative
Lube in 50% of posts
/b/ is, well... it's definitely /b/

>>725321981
Nah you were just buying your buddy the ingredients to his kids next heat rash

>>725321981
Gay and defensive

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>>725322083
>is male, 19
oh my god
it's fucking lose-lose with bait like this

it hurts

>>725318262
Rifle
Condoms
Rope or duct tape

>>725321981
Lol buddy. Lol

Hamburger meat
Hamburger buns
Rat poison

>>725318262
Bag of live goldfish, a blender and a box of straws

>>725320159
Oh shit!

>>725320615
blood does not, as the blood is mostly water, it dry very quick and does not offer very good lubrication.

its like if you ever fuck a girl one day in your life on her period you will notice it gets very pasty like dry like a gel very quick.

My little pony toy
Camera
Razor blades

>>725320093
Walmart Academy?

>>725320159
Fucking lol

Razor, Any Heavy metal band CD, and a cam recorder.

Styrofoam,
gasoline,
mason jars

>>725318262
1 cucumber, lots of lube, lots of condoms

>>725320159
This made me laugh

>>725322285
large pet fish
barbie clothing
sewing kit

>>725320684
cactus
lube
tongs

dubs get

A Trojan brand vibrating cock ring, a children's magazine and a dress that fits my manly proportions.

ammo
rope
SD card

>>725319698
>>725320054
>>725320270
>>725321927
underrated posts

>>725318262
Horse Semen
Wine glasses
Jackie Chan

Rope a shovel and condoms.

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>>725318262
packing tape
10-30w Motor Oil
>>evanescence, Best of

>>725322863
>fbi.png

>>725318262
Mayo, mayo, white Wonder bread.

>>725322935
Best walmart, ever

>>725321472
Lol wtf kinda few fag shit is that? How did he greentext wrong

>>725322935
What fucking Walmart sells horse cum???

He will not dvide us
https://youtu.be/x79sywiJoRY

Muffin mix, rat poison, sorry for your loss cards.

>>725323072
The Walmarts in Arkansas and Kansas

hot water bottle
hose
soap

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>>725323052
>few fag
explain term spoonfeed now

Barry whites greatest hits
"What to expect when you're expecting"
Dish soap

Corn, Jell-O, and nail clippers

>male, 50 years old

Sluty woman clothing
life size my little pony stuffed animal
lube

stapler
kidney beans
Zoolander 2 on DVD

>>725319202
I don't fucking get this.

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>>725318262
korn unplugged
Starcraft II Box Edition
Vagasil

>>725323052
hurr durr<
white text>

>>725322927
You have taste good sir

>>725318262
exacto knife, hemorrhoid cream, adult diapers

>>725318262
condom
razor blades
pencil

Happy 6th birthday card,
Sippy cup,
Bleach

>>725323432
I've bought that exact combination

All three of the cashier's daughters

Live worms
Starter pistol
Checkered flag

>>725318262
Dog food
Black bag
Antifreeze

>>725318262
cucumber
vaseline
screwdriver

>>725323283
She's going to assume you have a daughter and a wife.

Muriatic acid
Saw
Garbage can

2-pack stick butter
Matchbox toy plane
Rosetta Stone Arabic learning program

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>>725318262
1 set black power charge for hobby rocket
scooter battery w/ hook ups
gallon mayo jug

>>725323760
classic combo

>>725323603
this wouldn't freak me out, but it's the cutest fucking post I've seen in a week

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100 dollar roblox card
A rope
And plastic bags

>>725322935
"clean up in the Jackie Chan aisle"

>>725320684
Duct tape
Zip ties
Shovel

Fedora
Fingerless gloves
My little pony box set

clown suit,
hammer,
stain remover

One time I actually did make a freak-out purchase at Walmart.

>Coming back from a week-long medievalist event
>Full desert ranger garb on
>11 hours on the road
>Not much sleep the last night
>Looking pretty haggard, but the costume is great and worn enough to look pretty legit

>GF didn't come this year
>Hadn't had sex in a week
>Didn't even jerk off the past few days
>Easy women in strange revealing clothes were everywhere all week
>Balls heavy, hurting a little, I'm horny as fuck
>Remember I'm out of lube, and wanna do something freaky tonight

>Walmart in my hometown
>Two tubes of lube
>Condoms
>Need an energy drink to keep me going
>Ruined a couple pairs of socks at the event, so I should pick up a pack while I'm here

>Elderly hispanic women at register
>A fucking ranger shows up, looking like he hasn't slept or bathed in a week
>Buys a couple of 5-hour energies, two tubes of lube, some condoms, a pack of socks, and a candy bar
>Cashier can't speak or make eye contact with me
>Kek

Epilogue
>Get home, lay tarp on bed
>Chug energy drink
>GF takes forever to get there
>She said she'd bring dinner
>Not bad, but nowhere near enogh for my appetite
>She got sexy new clothes, but none of them fit
>Striptease was OK
>Tie her up, fully slather her body with lube on the tarp
>Make out and slither like eels
>Blow load after like 30 seconds
>Biggest load I ever blew, so that was kinda cool
Highlight of the day was still the look on the cashier's face
>Dinner

Fishing pole
Fishermans vest
Goldfish crackers

I just need 2

1 whole turkey
Bottle of lube

>>725320328
only if your blinker glass is white and then you have to use the more expensive colored one. i use the cheaper transparent fluid, because my glasses are factory colored

This costume, a box of condoms, 17 magazine.

I'm a 36 year old man

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>>725323944
fuck you no one's ever said "clean up in [aisle number]"
It doesn't fucking exist get over it kiddo don;t be mad at me that's just life bitch yeah doesn't feel too good does it huh fucker

>>725318262
Santa suit
Axe
Kevlar

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>>725324062
Whoops

>>725324030
Kek

>>725318262
Candy, ski mask and condoms

a children mag. a cloth and lube

ipecac,
snorkel,
electrical tape

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>>725324062
oh my, you forgot the pic?
how embarrassing

>>725323649
Nice

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>>725323955
>>725320684
WINRAR anon deliver

Stick of butter
Stick of butter
I can't believe it's not butter

>>725319202
hahaha

>>725321862
this

the newfriends really gotta step up their game

>>725320684
candy, ski mask and condoms

>>725321472
>Doesn't realize that greentext can be also used to make a post stand out on the page
dkys just stfu

>>725323955
winnnnnnnerrrr

>>725320684
See>>725324062

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how do you freak out a self checkout?

>>725318262
Tissues, Lotion, copy of Mien Kampf

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Hitch ball
Lube
Preparation H

Ask the cashier what three things would freak them out. Buy those things.

Rotisserie chicken
Infant clothes
Stroller

>>725319202
kek

>>725324693
nailed it

>>725320684
4k TV
Motor oil
Spatula

>>725318262
Tub of crisco shortening
One medium buttermilk turkey
A set of waders with ass cut out of them.

>>725318262
When I bought these at Target recently I got a weird look from the cashier
>YuGiOh cards
>eyeliner
>Halloween socks

>>725320684
>>725323955
Deliver

>>725319202
This joke is older than these threads.

>>725318262
a pack of straws, mouthwash, and antibiotics for a woman's vaginal yeast infection.

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>>725324670

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>>725320270
Thank you for this.

>>725324983
opposed to male vaginal yeast infection?

>>725324048
I'm going to school for Automotive Technologies and it is.always recommended to use factory fluid. Don't use Lumen or XKGlow fluid, they aren't up to OEM standards.

>>725323988
>Blow load
>Try to be in character
>"It's High Noon"

>>725318262
>Go to the pharmacy section, buy 3 ankle braces.

The cashier will spend all day thinking you know a human with 3 ankles.

Ex lax
Immodium
Journal

>>725325077
I'm not a biologist so I'm guessing they're different species of yeast.

3 copies of No Man's Sky

One shark costume
One book called "how to become a shark"
And Goldfish crackers

>>725321032
They sell orange juice.

Chris Brown CD
Boxing gloves
Rhianna poster

a pack of birthday themed napkins, largest jar of tomato sauce available, and a vibrating toothbrush

>>725321032
They sell car batteries

>>725325085
Fuck that junk, buy penzoil synthetic blinker fluid, also use a half bottle of Lucas blinker fluid additive for longer life.

Go into the store with a dead raccoon sectioned out into three bags. Try and purchase it.

Horse sperm, an enema bag and a bottle of Vaseline

"how to feed your infant" book
baby food
clamp

>Adult sized Thor costume
>Child sized captain america costume
>Sledgehammer

>>725319418
lol

>>725324414
>>725321862
Or maybe you've been here a little TOO long

>>725325614
>clamp

rope
chair
lube.

Wire coat hangers,4pak of paper towels, pregnancy test kit

>>725318262

Pro tip: The cashier gives 0 fucks about what you are buying and is most likely not paying enough attention to see any correlation.

>>725325767
Flirt with her so she's paying attention.

>>725318262

NyQuil, condoms, sewing needles

>>725325162
Fallout Far Harbor?

>>725325694
NORMIE GET OUT

>>725323268
I am afraid to ask

>>725320344
is that mari from smosh games

An oxygen meter a large knife and a bottle of sleeping pills.

>>725321032
>>725325400
Checkmate atheists.

>>725320067
>only

>>725325545
Lucas is only good for shitty additives that fuck up you headlight assembly.

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>>725318981
When I see your type walking in I call the cops on standby
I make $22 an hour sending monkeys back to the zoo

>>725320749
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Klean-Strip-Green-Muriatic-Acid-Gallon/20531315

1 gallon jug of water
Vaseline
Notebook

>chloroform
>big bag of candy
>lube

20 ft rope
Shotgun
"Get Well Soon" card

>>725326023
does any one other than newfags use that term?

Sports bra
Thong
Leather boots

goldfishes
blender
syringes

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>>725322558
kek

>>725326452
yes

>>725326452
Sounds like he came from reddit

An oximeter, fags, and a lighter

Rope
Rifle
Nails

>>725326404
kek

>>725326452
normie is a bastardization of normalfag which came from /r9k/

came about on wizchan, spread to 4chins, around 2007 (?)

in other words, it's probly older than you fagbot

H2sO4 drain cleaner, a machette and zip ties.

>>725326228
Back to Donald trumps Reddit

Nerf gun
Tech Deck
6 pack of monster

>>725318843
jezus

>>725326452
>>725326550

fuck you

>>725326756

>>725318262
Thick rope, duct tape, fertilizer

>>725327042
I've already got the shovel at home

>>725325431
never seen this combo, legit smiled

>>725318262
axe handle, rope, lighter

>>725318843
Right off the... bat...

>>725319202
i cant find my fucking sides. thank you anon

>>725320849
good luck finding one nintendo switch right now.

>>725325299
That would make you an idiot.

anti frezzing fpr car an bottle of wine and a big raw stak....
lol too much keks

>>725320684
machete, condoms, MLP DVD

Skittles
Lube
Tape

also you are a bunch of pedos

A shop vac

Pregnancy test

Pack of coat hangers

Complain that you hate having to buy the whole pack of hangers when you'll only need one

>>725318262
Vodka
Matryoshka
Flag of the USA

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>>725318262
Hot dog buns
Deodorant
12 pack of Pepsi

Spongebob the movie
Sponge
Lotion

salad mix: Iceberg
donut glue
copy of US weekly

>>725321472
he dindu nuffin wrong u imbecile

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>>725326244
>mfw you've been schooled by someone with dubs.

>>725326452
redditors

>>725325431
underrated

Happy Mothers Day card
Sorry about The Loss of your Mom Card
Flowers

>>725321287
Actually its conc 98% sulphuric acid roodypoo

>>725328444
Noice trips.

Jumper cables, mayonnaise, condoms.

>>725328420
420

>>725328549
Thanks, it totally wasn't an accident.

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vvv

Laxatives
Slingshot
Ice cube tray

>>725319202
YOU MONSTER

>>725321078
but thats rat poison, not human poison

>>725321167
the absolute madman

>>725328825
oh hi, sargon.
back for your once a month visit to the scary spooky dungeon?
you fucking faggot quit trying to pretend that you're in the loop.

>>725318262
Hottest sauce i can find.
Enema
Belt

>>725321862
you faggots who respond to half the thread are usually newfags as well

seriously, don't do that shit; you're not contrinuting in any meaningful way either

>>725319713
Fucking gold right here