What is the secret to happiness?

not questioning anything ever

>>725310438
Owning little as possible, filling your life with fun, family and adventure

Not existing

>>725310783
family is for faggots.
your advice sucks

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Other than missing a chromosome so that you're not aware of the bullshit horrors of life, the bulk of Western literature suggests you seek meaning in your life, and happiness will be a by-product of that. In other words, find things YOU love, and do them while not harming others, etc.

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women

>>725311002
Ok, threadjack but who is that fucking GORGEOUS woman?

>>725311473
Are you a barbarian or something?

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Eliminating desire.

>>725310438
source
what scene is that from?

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>>725310938

>>725310438

Money. Everything else is easy after that.

Prove I'm wrong. Pro tip: you can't.

>>725310438
Not having social media

>>725311002

Ok, but harming others is what some people love and what makes them very happy.

>so much for that advice.

>>725311002
Inspiring and tits...
I could cry

>>725311835
Most of the time, in order to get a lot of money, you have to do a lot of work. You won't be able to find time to spend the money since you're working like a dog all the time.

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>>725311717
>eliminating desire

>>725312141
Siddhartha figured that shit out like 2500 year ago bruh. Its had that many years of success to prove that is correct.

>>725311473
Beat me to it

>>725310438
Opiates, Scotch and blowjobs

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>>725311757
Simply search 'vanessa leon bathroom' friendo

The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning. It's keeping yourself busy with unimportant nonsense because eventually we'll all be dead

>>725311717
hope you don't lose as many years to the cowardice of Buddhism as I did, my /b/ro...

accept your humanity
pleasure and pain, acceptance, destroying denial and entitlement, acknowledging your blessings and respecting the opportunity for consciousness...

not avoiding the problem by reprogramming out the entire thing that makes it all valuable.

>>725313297
Then you were doing it wrong.

>>725313423
You probably think Tibetan Buddhism is Buddhism.

You'll learn...

>>725313423
You likely also think you gain some sort of spiritual value by imitating the culture conventions of a place you did not grow up in.

That's pretty fucking hilarious.
Now go back to your lotus position and your beads and incense.
I've got friends to laugh with and girls to fuck and drugs to take before this brief journey comes to an end.

>>725314021
Damn dude, you sound pretty sour. I don't have any beads, or Tibetin clothing, or incense. Those are just things. Heard of Alan Watts? It's more like that. Why would I adopt a different culture? I just wear jeans and a t-shirt buddy, relax :)

to find meaning in your life and achieve success towards what ever ends motivate you to live

>>725314235
Not sour, huge fan of Watts, just trying to counter the bullshit that is the Bon religion masquerading as enlightenment.

Peace.

>>725314365
Let it go.

>>725310438
Happiness is subjective. What makes you happy might not make me happy and so on.

Only you can answer that.

>>725310438
happiness is nothing but a feeling.

try and feel happy, it will eventually come to you

>>725314468
Sure.
I'll also let people I care about get sucked in by homeopathy and astrology.

Cause fuck it, right?
We're not here to help each other.

>>725314566
Let it go man. People are going to do what they want to do regardless of what you do or do not say. That is their life journey. It's theirs, not yours. Why would someone believe in astrology, right? Well people do, but you can't convince someone the world isn't flat until you make them walk a straight line around the equator. People have to figure that shit out by themselves man.

>>725314835
Wow bro you're so enlightened and have such a good mindset. Could it be any more obvious that you're faking yourself out with placebos and sniffing your own shit. You should live on the streets and eat trash cause desire is like poison in the heart dude it's like so deep and stuff man bro dude

There exists a way to easily achieve happiness.

Step 1: Find THAT girl. The one who you want more than anything.
Step 2: Stalk her. Figure out her daily routine.
Step 3: Kidnap her. Blindfold her and throw her in the back of your car.
Step 4: Tie her up in your basement. Preferably to a chair.

This next step is the most important step. Pay attention.

Step 5: Before removing the blindfold, put on a horse mask and remove all of your clothes.
Step 6: Remove blindfold and rape her till she's unconscious.
Step 7: Repeat steps 5 and 6 over the course of a week, while maintaining her basic needs.
Step 8: After the week is up go down there with a shotgun and a laptop.
Step 9: With the horse mask still on, watch some loli hentai with her while masturbating furiously to it.
Step 10: After the deed is done, untie her and remove your mask.
Step 11: While she's in a state of shock, blow your brains out with the shotgun.

And, with that, you can achieve true happiness.

>>725315907
Enlightened? Haha I am nothing.
Bro, you really have to relax. It's obvious to see that you have some sour feelings man. Let it go. Quit holding on to that anger and frustration that's bringing you down. Let it go homie, you will feel better.

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>>725310438
cock

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>>725316551

>>725310438
I would pay money to be able to possess the girl in that picture in the time the picture was taken

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>>725316467
True story.

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>>725310438
What you ask?
The BBC of course, your personal lord and saviour

>>725313297
THIS

>>725310783
I agree wholeheartedly, anon. well-said

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>>725311002
you are spot on. learned this after trying pretty much every other way of seeking happiness. just trying to implement it now.... finding a lot of inconsistencies...

>>725317028
Less belongings, less shit to worry about.

>>725311516
this

I ASKED the professors who teach the meaning of life to tell
me what is happiness.
And I went to famous executives who boss the work of
thousands of men.
They all shook their heads and gave me a smile as though
I was trying to fool with them
And then one Sunday afternoon I wandered out along
the Desplaines river
And I saw a crowd of Hungarians under the trees with
their women and children and a keg of beer and an
accordion.

>>725310438
those perfect poops where it comes out in one long satisfying piece and it only takes only one push and you dont have to wipe

>>725317105
dicklet.
both of them

>>725310438

>don't get married before 30
>keep your commute under 1/2 hour
>pay off debts as quickly as possible
>don't let your possessions own you

>>725316038
Jesus Christ

>>725315907
you ok?

>>725310438
Don't be smart.

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>>725316038

>>725310438
Ecstasy

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>>725310438
Crush your enemies
See them driven before you
Hear the lamentation of their women

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>>725311655
>>725311473
He a real barb

>>725317389
underrated

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>>725310438
>obtain massive amount of $$$
>get a wite wife to make you happy
>find well hung black bull to make her happy
>raise your mixed children like your own

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>>725310438
You need to make 75 K a year at a minimum.
Give up hope life is way easier if you don't hope for better
Live every day like its your last. I know its cliche but Are you doing what you really want to.

I have been living this way for the last three years In those years my job that sucks has gotten easier . Why I gave up hope so when shit for brains screws something up. Instead of getting mad at him I just don't fucking care. I have taught myself to draw play bass brew beer fish hunt and have gone from 160 lbs skinny dude to 190lb and am shredded.

Take life by the balls
Stop thinking about what you want to do
and go live it.

No such

>>725310438
black cocks

>>725318296
Just take the ride.

>>725311473
Conan approves

>>725310438
Not being black

>>725318501
If thats what you want to do Do it but if you are complaining about your life then YOU need to change it.

I was a miserable fuck hated my job paid well but I work with retards I had no skills outside of work other than video games I drank beer every day and I just hated my lot in life.

So one day I decided I was going to change that and I did. It sucked at first but now. I love my life I am doing exactly what I want to do.

>>725310438
tight pussy/ass
loose shoes
and a warm place to shit

>>725318931
I never thought in a million years I could paint a picture with a pencil or play my favorite songs or be the buff dude. I just went out and started doing it and I didnt care if people liked what I was doing or not. Next is a youtube channel and stand up comedy. Fuck it if I suck so be it.