Have you ever gone down on a girl? >The smell of pussy isn't

The fuck? Are you some 15-year-old virgin who finally managed to see a pussy live?

Clean pussy smells wonderful.

only faggots don't eat pussy, or make a deal about it

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>>725309633
I have debated this extensively with my friends and the consensus was it's only tolerable.

>>725309799
Must be the place you live, lots of trailer trash and so on?

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I have not.

I am, in fact, still a kissless virgin, but one thing I'd really like to do once I get a girl is to just simply put my hand in her pants and just caress her raging bush.

Just a comfy thing to do, you know. Or lay down on her lap/belly and play with it while watching tom&jerry.

>>725309526
i had alot of long relationships so done it alot, i love it myself, really makes me hard doing it and i always had a talent for it. its just something when a girl moans that gets me so damn exxilirated BUT there are cons aswell, id say the so called smell isnt so bad if its there, i have no trouble just getting through it however, my girls have been quite fresh down there and hygienic.

the real cons are the self pressure you can put on yourself, for me its about 1 in five that i dont succeed to make her cum, now this is not a problem cus you can just switch over to fingers but still you put alot of pressure on yourself, and dont let it go on for to long trying to make it happen when it probably wont just change tactics..
another con is if she has stubs, recently shaven and its coming back, can become irritating putting your face against that and hurt a bit.

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>>725309910
do you mind me asking you what's stopping you getting a kiss?

Getting a woman into bed is a little harder, but I can literally tell you how to get a kiss in a post if you want.

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I learned that chlamidyia is tasteless on some pussy. Fucken sucks.

>>725309526
I prefer rubbing her clit and pussy till my fingers get all wrinkly

>>725310182
o snap more like this plz
or sauce

>>725310049

What's stopping me from kissing a girl? Not being able to approach girls in the first place. I can and do talk to girls that approach me first, I've got two that I regularly talk to in my class without problems, but I can't bring myself to "putting myself out there" and do stuff with random people.

I personally love getting myself a pair of flesh earmuffs. Tastes better than any food, smells better than bacon (although not similar to bacon).

>>725309959
What? Your face doesn't need to move, so they stubs shouldn't scratch you at all.

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>>725310497
I am also too scared to approach girls when I go out. My solution is to get very drunk. My record is 11 in one night.

It's the only reason I drink.

>>725309526
Yes.

Women are insecure as fuuuuu. Also, healthy grooming habits are hit and miss.

>>725310602
i kinda do sometimes, espiessely when shes orgasming to hard moving to much and needs to be held down so i can continue

>>725310657

I've never had alcohol except Birthday Prosecco toasts so that's not an option.

>>725310845
Then you're fucked. I am very promiscuous but I couldn't do it without alcohol.

What about anti-anxiety medication?

>>725310602

And that´s how one can tell you´re not that much of a licker :)

>>725309526
>female friend is unrealistically hot
>vegan
>runner

Willing to bet it's basically ambrosia

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>>725311150
have you tasted others?

>>725310049
>what's stopping you getting a kiss?

Not him, but I'm a kissless virgin foreveralone too because..
women simply don't like me.

I've had guys hit on me. Unfortunate because i'm not into dudes.

it's not fucking fair, guys.

>>725311326
how many girls have you tried to kiss?

>>725309799
>I have debated this extensively with my friends and the consensus was it's only tolerable.

I love eating pussy, could do that shit for hours. You and your friends are homosexuals.

Pussy is the worst taste I love

Here's a little tip I've picked learned. Finger her first and then try and sneak the hand up to your nose/mouth subtly and determine if she's got the fishypuss before it's too late

>>725311246
No, but i'm pretty sure it's consensus that if her diet has a lot of fruits and vegetables, and she keeps her health up ie exercise, that's what it's like

Same goes for dudes apparently - if you eat a lot of fruit your cum tastes sweeter

>>725309910
Can confirm that stroking bush is a great sensation

>>725311398
None that weren't into me because i don't want to go to fucking jail...

And since no woman has ever been into me.. none

>>725311506
Even better

After fingering her, put your fingers in HER mouth

If she reacts negatively... well..

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>>725311592
when I say try to kiss I don't mean just go in for the kiss.

One night in a nightclub I asked 10 women to kiss me and 5 did. I said a few lines of conversation first of course.

Why can't you do that?

>>725311432

This. A well maintained pussy tastes literally sweet. Have to be a faggot or lick dirty pussy to think it's only "tolerable"

>>725310953

Is there any? Dunno. I'll find a natural way to grow some balls and do it, but need to find an ideal situation.

>>725311549

Thanks. :(

I don't shave, and I do it to myself sometimes, kek

>>725311592

Same here. No ones been into me as far as I'm aware. But who knows. Girls don't send straightforward signals.

>>725311732
Well good for you I guess? you must be good looking or have really low standards or something

if I were to do something like that, women would be utterly disgusted and/or creeped out

in order to get a kiss, a woman needs to find you at least mildly attractive enough to be kissable, and women don't find me attractive

i've only had sex with two girls, but my ex's pussy was legitimately god tier. tight innie, she kept it completely shaven, tasted fucking amazing and i loved going down on her.

the girl i hooked up with after we had broken up was the exact opposite. i had never seen a pussy with hair irl before and this was like completely unshaven bush. it honestly made me feel a little sick when i went to eat her pussy, didn't smell or taste good but that could have just been her

>>725309526
>The smell of pussy isn't that nice

I really, truly, do not understand hwy people keep saying this over and over and over. Seriously, just hook up with a girl that half takes care of herself, it usually smells fine, like lotion, or just like a slight aroma of some sweat but no actual foul stench.'

Like who are you chucklefucks hooking up with that doesn't know how to wash their goddamn vaginas? Maybe I've just gotten lucky? But I've never run into this problem.

>>725310049
Why are they still so bad at making fake cum?

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>>725311919
I do have low standards. I get with about twice as many girls who are way uglier than me than I do girls who are way hotter than me. But it does pay off when you get with the hotter ones.

I am around 6 I'd say. But I am confident as fuck and they love that. They wouldn't be creeped out if you say what I could tell you to say.

>>725311919
Dude it's not that you're not attractive. Trust me. You just gotta go for it.

Like the other guy said, just start talking to somebody and you can randomly insert "so wanna kiss?" or something like that. Some say no, whatever. Just go for it.

You can use ANYTHING as a means to start conversation. Anything. The color of their dress? Or just make up some bullshit like "oh I thought I went to high school with you."

Go listen to a motivational audio book or something. You can fucking do it /b/ro, and don't tell yourself you cant.

Ooh here's a good one. Get a nice sopping wet pussy, load your mouth up with bitter vag tears, load her mouth up with pre-cum, then kiss her passionately and bring eachother one foot deeper into depravity

>>725309526
One girlfriend smelled like week-old ground beef just before she'd get her period.

>>725311919
So make yourself attractive

>>725309526
if your or the girl is hygenic, pussy doesnt really smell or taste of anything.

a nasty pussy can really turn you off from pussy in general. I hooked up with a complete slut a few times, and I could never understand /how she was a slut, like who would want to fuck her, her pussy was an absolute fucking disgusting mess and I nearly retched attempting to go down on her. When a girl is like that you pretty much automatically never take them serious and look down on them. After that I got more enjoyment out of just slapping my cock on her ass cheeks and stuff and making her frustrated cause she was gross.

>>725312470
Wish i could do this but the bae isn't into it. She won't even spit in my mouth :(

Pro tip: white girls and Latinas taste the best

Asians taste like thier diet... Think spicy kimchi or Thai food

Black girls taste gamey and they generally smell bad because they don't wash thier hair.

>>725309526
Just because you paid some 45 year old hooker to eat her pussy after a 12 hour shift doesn't mean we all fuck unhygienic females. If she washes it, it smells like nothing.

>>725310602
34yo kissless virgin detected

>>725310602
So when you fuck a girl do you just stick your dick in and leave it there? No in and out motion?

after the first time i ate pussy i didnt really like it that much but it was also a 69 and my first time ever having sex. she was egyptian and her asshole was right in my face so i was a little startled.

after that i got in a 2 year relationship and ate pussy/ass every day after work. needless to say i love eating pussy its one of the best things ever

I generally like it for the most part
>be me
>going down on cute gf
>going fucking hard
>cums
>alright lets change this up a bit
>throw her face down
>lube up down there
>wigglinaround.gif
>stick it in her cute butt instead
>shes iffy but ive used enough lube
>yas queen
>next day
>wake up
>tongue strained

how are any of you kissless virgins? you care too much. stop caring go up to a girl look her right in the eye and tell her you want to bend her over and plow her clam. eventually one of them will say yes just wear a condom

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>>725309526
Have the superior version, OP.

>>725315138
there was a point in this 2 year relationship where i ate her pussy every night so much that i got blisters under my tongue.

inb4 herpes
it wasnt herpes.

>>725309526
I came of age in the late '70's.. Fiorst sexual experiences were around 14 years old, in 1978, feeling up girls, eating pussy and getting BJs. Didn't fuck until I was 16, in 1980, but bush was a major thing then. I'm not sure if it's just different mores and customs, but I always loved the female scent.

>>725313927
Have you tried getting both of you super drunk and just going for it?

>>725315621
Fuck you

>>725312026
Probably virgins that think every pussy smells of fish or something.

>>725309526
i have to say pussy still looks fucking weird even after all these years.

i only eat pussy when im drunk.. some of the hottest tightest pussies have tasted like yam and stale sour cheese

>>725315702
Not even fucking with you, do it fgt

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>>725309526
athletic, swimmer pussy is good, delicious even.
indian pussy is bitter, no big surprise
asian is pretty basic, just what you'd expect from an orifice, good at times but too much at one and i'll gag

>>725309526
Bitches are impressed with it. And I love it. You hold their legs down and just make them squirm. And once you're done going down they practically beg you to fuck them. One girl literally couldn't believe how good my head game was, an hour after while driving her home she asked how I got so good. Naturally talented I guess, or she's just real easy to get off.

>>725309799
wait until you grow up and meet women who actually take care of themselves. You haven't experienced anything until you've gone down on an asshole clean enough to eat off of.

>>725316421
asian asses aren't only hairless, but well kept too
white girls after that

Yes. Plenty of times. It's been about a month since I last ate pussy but that's because of my medical reasons. I did fingerfuck, fist, and fuck my gf this morning. Oh and I guess she blew me the night before too. That's mostly it.

>>725312131
I'll bite anon, what do you say? Also I really only do shit when I'm buzzed

>>725316000

Trip 0's THIS IS TRUE. SOMEONE HAS TO GET THIS TATTOOD TO THEM ASAP!!!

>>725309526
Has a funky/musky warm odor. Sometimes the odor clicks with me and I actually enjoy it, other times it doesn't, but it's always funky regardless.

Best I can describe my experiences.

That's the best I can really describe my experiences.

I love eating pussy.. I've been with enough chicks and definitely have watched enough porn to know what works and all I can say is tease, tease, tease.. bit the hips, lick the lips, theres only so much sensation a tongue can deliver so build it up more and more and the payoff is usually pretty great..

>>725309526
Isn't the picture you're posting underage? Oh well Topkek here to get you time will tell soon :)

>>725309526
Yes, once. Was also the night I lost my virginity.
She said she usually waxed but on this occasion there was a tiny little bit of stubble. She was thicc so her pussy was deliciously fat and juicy. The smell and taste was... muskier than I expected, but not altogether unpleasant. Especially once she got wet. I almost made her cum several times but she kept begging me to stop because she wanted us to cum together during intercourse. That did not happen.
Instead I was too drunk to cum when we got around to fucking so we just went to sleep.
I fucked her again in the morning (with no condom, because we had used my only one the night before) and pulled out. I can't remember if I ate her pussy the second time but I don't think I did. My dad heard us and offered to make us breakfast.

For presumably unrelated reasons, she tried to an hero a few days later so I ghosted her.

Kissless virgin here who went down on a girl once, smell was bad but probably from the sweat between her legs, a lot like armpit. I don't regret it regardless, she was fairly impressed by it and I managed to get her to orgasm

>>725312115
Fuck going to Mars. Trump should dedicate all science funding to improving technology for porn

>>725317641
This story did not end how I expected it to

>>725309526
Faggy femanon here.
Tasted dick and tasted pussy. Pussy is delicious. Dick is meh.

>>725317812
I met the girl on omegle and she was covered in scars. Hopefully that clears things up

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>>725309526
>pussy
>literally down the street from anus
>smell?
>poop

There.

Never tried it before but might try it tomorrow on my gf...just paranoid that its gonna taste weird.

>>725318050
I feel bad for your partners.

>>725318050
if you're doing it in that position, your nose is going to be next to her asshole so obviously that's what you'll smell. but in general if your girl's bearded clam itself smells like shit something is very very wrong

>>725315562

Gtfo antique pedophile

I've fucked a lot of women. With a few horrific exceptions, they all were very hygienic and most insisted on showering before sex.
You guys are all fucking gross and the girls you fuck are disgusting slags.

>Have you ever gone down on a girl?
Yes, you have to if you want to keep one on lock.

>The smell of pussy isn't that nice
I've found that most girls who shower at least once a day don't really kick up much funk. Some girls are danker than others but TASTE is something else. Some pussies taste great, some taste nasty and it's nothing to do with hygiene, which is fucking terrifying.

>Unshaven bush good
No, not at all. It traps bacteria and smells. I think I've found why you think pussy doesn't smell good. It's because you like bush. That's okay, but it is a significant contributing factor to the funk.

>Beef curtains are fine
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I think they're pretty gross.

What did you learn from your muff diving escapades?
I don't really like it but if you do it well and often your bitch will be on a short leash. It can't be understated.

Or if you are not a normalfag, do you regret or are happy about not eating pussy?
I'm not a normalfag. I don't regret it, but I since I ended up alone, I don't really know why I bothered.

>>725311150
What is her Snapchat?

>>725315562
Dont know if this thread is still up, but brah, you may be too old to be on this mongolian, needle point board.

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i just stick to the clit because more often than not, i don't want that armpit lube on my face or HPV. am i doing it wrong?

>>725316421
This

Honestly I hate eating pussy, its boring as fuck and kills my boner.

>>725309526
love eating pussy and the clit

>>725319061
>HPV
You most likely already have it.

Just get a gf that wasn't a slut and get both of you tested before you fuck.

>>725310657
Haha same here. I have no idea how I do it when i'm drunk but i've often gone out drinking and then will come to in a girls bed.

> Ate pussy last night.
> We showered together before hand so only slight pussy juice tang.
> Got her lubed up enough that her juices were flowing and I have 2 in the pussy and 1 in the ass when she came.
> Pulled her to the edge of the bed and pumped her with my raging boner for about 5 minutes, twas hard to stop myself cumming she was so wet.
> Flipped her over and took her from behind, only lasted a few more minutes as she came again.
> Came all over her ass and back....Twas great.
> GF freshly waxed a couple of days, only landing strip pubes. She's been waxing for about 15years even after 6 months growths her pubes are quite thin.
> Waxed far superior to shaved much much smoother not pube floss.

>>725309526
>>The smell of pussy isn't that nice
take a shower before hand. problem solved.

>>725311898
>I'll find a natural way to grow some balls
Start lifting. More confidence and higher T >>>/fit/

once you start eating pussy anon you'll never consider tasting ice cream, trust me, its so good. Unless your other hasnt washed it or has a yeast infection or something.

>>725309526
Smell really depends on the girl and hygiene. I've gone down on a girl who literally smelled like cheeseburgers. Fucking disgusting. Been dating a girl for a year now tho who hardly has a scent at all. And it's not bad. Love going down on her, can't get enough.

>>725314117
lol

>>725309526
>Have you ever gone down on a girl?

What are you, 12 years old?!

>>725311731
That's a dangerous game pal, you don't want your cum in your mouth do you?

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Use em N00BS

I suck at closing. I'm pretty attractive, albeit a bit chubby, and I've slept with 7 girls. But I can't fucking close, it would be quite a few more if I could. FUCK

>>725321975
if you need those after eating your girl out, something's wrong

>>725322644
During mang the sensation.

>>725309633
Bi-fag here, clean pussy tastes and smells worse than a dick that was last washed 24 hours ago. It ain't bad, but 'smells nice' is an overstatement.

>>725322920
lol

>>725309526
I've only eaten pussy once but will again this weekend. She was just out of the shower and it actually didn't tasted good. Cant wait to do it again. Should I shave before I do it again or does having some facial hair not hurt?

>>725309799
What? Fuck man the smell of pussy is what gets me going, maybe it's cause I've only fucked girls who shaved?

>>725323331
gotta be b8

Just a suggestion, don't just lick at it, suck that pussy real good and the bitch will never leave you alone. Always remember she owes you a good suck after too, never let that one go no matter how much she says she 'doesn't suck dick' she will if she wants her pussy eating out again, trust me.

>>725323331
I think you're more on the gay end of the spectrum or maybe you've just hooked up with some disgusting people who don't wash properly. If she's clean, her pussy shouldn't smell or taste "bad" at all

>>725323642
Nah, I'm pretty serious. Been dating a girl for almost 4 years now. Started eating her pussy only a year ago because I didn't like the smell and taste.
And she's hygienic AF.
But I still prefer dick above pussy by a long shot.

>>725323869
Yeah, I know. I prefer men sexualy, women romantically.

>>725323891
Faggot

>>725310497
if you react well to it, taking lsd makes me incredibly social

I've dated one girl, my lab partner for two semesters prior to me asking her out, we didn't kiss for the first two months, incredibly awkward. Did acid four months ago, more or less a normalfag now, I've slept with a couple of girls, I go to parties, have a wider circle of friends

>>725309526
Yes. There wasn't really a smell because I live around civilized women who wash their cunts. Small bush and clean shaven are cool, prickly pear and tasmanian jungle can fuck off. Curtains are fun in moderation.

>>725324046
Wow. Nice diss. Never heard that one before..

>>725309633
>tfw I tried to upvote you but I'm not on reddit

>>725309526
What I learned?

eat it before you slam it

i have a few times
taste/smell isn't bad but it isn't pleasant either, taste is slightly acidic
beef curtains are ok so long as it isn't too pronounced
prefer trimmed pubes

smell of a clean pussy makes me fuckin horny

>>725316359
What do you do to earn that besides hold their legs down?

I'm really enthusiastic but otherwise fee like my head game is lacking. Teach me o wise one

>>725324135
Is sarcasm the lowest form of witt? We'll never know, faggot.

I love eating girls out but Ive had a few instances where Ive told a girl im definitely going to eat her out but when actually getting to it they had a rank smelling pussy and I just had to avoid it. They've all definitely been clean girls too so I don't understand it.

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>>725318050
that bitch has mouse turds on her butt

>>725315357
This is the most faggy shit I've ever heard. Leave this board and stop saying yas queen. You didn't bang anyone but your anime body pillow with your highscool crush's fb profile pic taped on.

>>725309526
I've got to stop coming to this site..

>>725310602
You obviously haven't even done it once

>Pussy smells good usually
>Bush okay, trimmed preferred (aesthetically makes no diff but i don\t want hair in my mouth)
>not too keen on large labia

tastes amazing tho tbh, 69 is my favourite thing

>>725309526
The smell of my ex gf's pussy makes me appreciate and enjoy the smell and taste of my current gf's delicious penis receiver.

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Yeah but I stopped when something smelled fishy

>>725325305
Top kek.

different women have different scents
When I come across a particularly bad smelling one, I just try to swallow as often as possible. The taste usually isnt as bad and after a while you get used to it. Unless that thing is infected, that's a whole nother story

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>>725309526
yeah. i actually like it, but only with a chick i actually am into. sluts r a no go anon

>>725311898
>Girls don't send straightforward signals
Teenage ones do. You're just looking for the wrong signals, or you're too self-absorbed to notice the ones being put out there.

>>725322920
kek

>>725315717
>Probably virgins that think every pussy smells of fish or something.
Fish smell is from bacterial vaginosis and might indicate an infection. Trichomoniasis is an STD that can cause a foul smelling pussy. Yest infections smell like ...wait for it... yeast.
A healthy pussy smells like victory.

>>725322414
what does closing even mean?

>>725327290
America's president is Donald J. Trump and you're asking what "closing" is?

Fuck's sake.

>>725309526
It's disgusting and tiring. Then again idc about intercourse related shit anyway.

>>725327290
it's when you're eating a baked potato and you fill the little slice with cream cheese

>>725321911
Wtf you talking about. Dude means before hand when you're in foreplay mode.

I always dive face first on a girl before fucking, smells great, tastes great, feels great
Also tongue their butthole whenever there is an opportunity

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>>725328297
>mfw

>>725328346
Already have herpes, why should I care?

>>725327290
The difference between making out and fucking her

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Sage boxeater here.

1. If anything smells like cheese, bail. Bad ride. Also, if she's not into it, stop, try to fuck, and then exit as quickly as possible. For you kissless types, you really, really want a girl that knows how to have an orgasm. If a chick is all weird about her bits, ditch.
2. I always get like, one fucking pube in the back of my throat if there's any hairs longer than an inch involved. I like smooth lips. I'll lick that all night. Or, better yet, if you're rawdoggin, lick and fuck. It's like edging. Lick. Fuck. Lick. Fuck. They love it. Get over yourself.
3. Tell every girl you eat that hers is the most beautiful pussy ever. They all look different. In my time I've had raging beefy inners, fat luscious glistening outers, and even like, a clit stuck on top of a lipless slit. They're all fine. Just find a vagina that fits your dick. No matter how big you are, there's one out there for you.

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>>725311506
Sneak your hand up? Fuck that! Finger her real good, then put your fingers in your mouth and say to her, "MMMMMmmmmm, good," or "Fuck, that's rank!!"

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>>725328706
>alpha male detectord

>>725328706
>If a chick is all weird about her bits, ditch
Fuck that. This is an easily fixable problem, similar to guys being worried about dick size. Granted, if you're only in it for you, then yeah, you should bail, but I can't view sex as masturbating with another person's body. If I wanted to do that, my hand works better and faster.

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>>725329153
i feel that so hardcore, like sex is good but its not as fun without at least a lil romance
a rose is like adolla ninetynine at the stoe

>>725315400
(:

yeah, I go down on my girlfriend. she has an innie so no curtains but thats my preference. never had an issue with smell. sometimes i get a whiff of pee but its gone when she takes her panties off so its not a big deal.

Not a fan. My tongue hurts afterwards. It doesn't taste good, and lasts too long. Beef curtains are mildly creepy. The similarity to a ball sack is nutso.

But, like many things, you do what you must.

>>725309526
If she washes up right before, never had any issue with odor or flavor. If she is responsive then it's a lot of fun.

I don't know if anyone has mentioned it but
>douche
>Op
>douche

>>725330035
>The similarity to a ball sack is nutso
Shit, man. The fact that clitorii are basically just tiny penises must have your latent homophobia raging.

>>725327290
He says hi, she says hi. From there until fucking is closing. This faggor is beta as fuck

>>725309526
Smell is mostly dependent on hygiene. Taste is also hygiene but in addition it is very dependent on diet. If she was eating something heavy with garlic, for example, you're very much going to be tasting a more acrid puss for the next couple of days. Taste of cum and taste of vagina are influenced by foods in a similar way.

>>725311818
Lel clearly never ate out a chubby girl

Eating pussy us disgusting either way

>>725325838
>The smell of my ex gf's pussy makes me appreciate and enjoy the smell and taste of my current gf's delicious penis

Ahahahahahaha

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>>725331086
Anon. You know damn well you read the last word of the post, and you know what he meant. "Pretending to be retarded" is still retarded.

>>725316339
>indian pussy is bitter
you went down on an alcoholic

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Mmm tasty pussy.

>>725331290
Stop being a giant butthurt faggot. Its a joke pussy-fart

>>725311432
totally agree. i could eat pussy for fucking hours. anyone who wouldnt is either gay of has no clue what they are doing. Hell i even mix it up sometimes during sex. ill eat that shit inbetween switching positions

There's not much better than eating a sweet smooth and juicy pussy. Feeling her get slick and dripping wet is an incredible turn on for us both. For an extra treat go down on her after pumping her pussy full of cum. This is the best tasting pussy you could possibly have

>>725331838
>joke
>I was just pretending
Nailed it. Even if, it was a lazy joke. You can do better.

>>725309526
1. tell her to wash herself. shouldn't be that bad
2. as long as it's not a fucking rainforest down there
3. indeed. delicious to nibble on

Argue all you want but theres no good or pleasant tasting pussy. Its unpleasant actually but you push through it

>>725332445
Anon, not trolling here, but have you ever seriously considered that you might be a homosex? No shame in that if you are, mind, long as you don't act like a faggot about it.

So much homosex in this thread about pussy. Why so little pussy posted and so much fag?

>>725309526
I learned that I love pretty pussy, that and I feel weird about getting a BJ without having sex immediately.

>>725331872
I can't agree more. I love eating my wife's cum filled pussy right after she has been fucked by my buddies.

>>725311732
Who is this?

>>725332621
No im not actually ive fucked 3 different girls. One was actually fine but they were all sluts so that probably had something to do with it. Im only 19 so ive only dipped my toes into the wet pussy world. I think that they have a tolerable taste I mean if that makes sense

>>725309526
Never. Never been kissed either. 29yo. I don't go to bars I don't like drinking alcohol. I don't approach women I feel like a pervert. In my mind the only reason I would do such a thing is for sex, and that makes it weird. Especially in public.

>>725309526
Yes.
The smell varies. Fat chicks tend to smell worse.

>>725333451
You do realize being homosex doesn't mean you can't fuck girls, right? Several prominent political homosexes even have (or had) wives and children.

From my experience
If it tastes a little strong go to the freezer and get an ice cube in your mouth. Go down and push it into her with your tongue
Drink the liquid that comes out as you work it. You'll get used to it faster

Also having a beard is a bonus sensation that can help them cum

If you are going down on a trans guy, suck the clit like a dick. It will already be engorged and poking out of the hood

>>725333693
I haven't had the urge to stick a dick in my mouth so no. Im still attracted to pussy and still eat it. Have you realized that eating pussy might just a fetish you really like that gets you off? Not everyone shares it, like footfags

>>725334049
Fetishes are acts or attractions associated with objects or body parts that aren't generally thought-of as sexual. It's quite literally impossible to have a "fetish" for eating pussy.

the pussy at massage parlors are clean in the early morning.

>>725309633
Spotted the fuckboy who lathers rose ky all over his girl's flaps

>>725314081
Asian girls dont taste like dog, lying faggot

>>725334326
Not all guys are gonna be into one thing about a woman despite their own sexuality. Different strokes for different folks

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>>725309526
>be me
>never ate pussy before
>chick ive basically just met sucks on my willie for about an hour on the couch
> So nervous I nearly didnt cum because virgin
>But I did and I came buckets
>Move it to chicks bedroom
>Ask her if I can eat her out.
>Says I dont have to.
>I do it anyway.
>Clean, doesnt really taste good or bad.
>I go to town on that thing.
>She cums, alot.
>She looks down at me, "You sure youve never done this before?"
>mfw

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Dumping

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>>725335074

>>725310497
>exxilira

the more you think about it the more you psych yourself out of it. just do it and you'll see you have no problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgbxGI_mqE
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>>725335349

>>725309526
Yeah my last fuck buddy didn't even have a smell to her cunt. Pretty much tasted slightly tangy and that's it.

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>>725335663

>>725335751
yeah slight tang/acid thats it

if that even makes sense because i honestly cant describe the taste. its not strong though just barely there

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>>725335966

>>725318345
>>725318050
>your nose is going to be next to her asshole so obviously that's what you'll smell.
people here haven't heard of cleaning stuff beforehand.

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>>725309526
>be me
>put in insane work with this chick from my job
>wanted to nail her for months
>constantly putting in work
>take her out and finally get a chance to bang her
>make out with her, get her nekkid, and suck them titties for a minute
>go down on her
>a crusty thing comes of her pussy into my mouth and assassinates my boner
>literally trying to jack off why I'm still eating her out so I can get a hard on
>all I can think about is the crust
>limpdick.gif
>she eventually pulls my head up and says, "ok anon... you're turn..."
>mfw she sucked my limp dick for like 5 minutes

I was all about muff diving until that day. Now I've got the yips or something.
Shit sucks because I love eating pussy to be honest family.

>>725309526
Hahaha well luckily I have no sense of smell so I don't have to smell it just sucks when it taste like shit doe

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>>725309526
Love eating pussy. Regardless of the smell it's all around my favorite thing to do. To each their own tho

>>725309526
>What did you learn from your muff diving escapades?
Use your ears. They will tell you what's good and what isn't.
Go in slow, anticipation is a huge turn on.
Rhythm and cycles - alternating from intense action to soft action w

>>725331872
Ugghhh fukmdat I'll eat the juices that come out of her when she cums, I'm not eating my nut mixed with hers.

Yes I know pre cum can still get in the mix.

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>>725336229

I've passed up some sub par pussie,s but the one that I did go down on, mmm, literally tasted sweet, enjoyed the hell out of it.

>>725328706

Ok advice.

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>>725336526

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How would you react if a girl orgasmed while you were going down on her and started squirting in your face uncontrollably?

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>>725336609

>>725336692

It's happened a lot to me. My wife loses her mind. It's charming

>>725336692
its hard to say, but I'm thinking I would never be more turned on in my life

>>725309793
/thread

i ate a bush and a shaven one, both were fine with me

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>>725309910
Sounds like you might have to settle for keeping this dream alive

>>725336138
>shitting where you eat
You got exactly what you deserved.

>>725337900
She only went out with me after I quit that job.
I was her boss so she would just flirt with me.

After I quit we went on our date/nightmare.

>>725314081

> gamey

jesus