what's the best DIY fleshlight

Shredded aluminum

Sandpaper

Vagina from medical gloves. Need find that video.

AHAHAHA who ever build this...your life must be so sad..... so .... .sad......

A tinder date

The family pet

>>725294789
Seriously once you have fucked the shit out of that cucumber. Slice it, put it in a sandwich. Video someone eating it. Please OP please.

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So ronry

>>725295136
https://youtu.be/-4BTrvdoH5g?t=191.
This be the one you need.

>>725294789
jlist has 10 dollar ones :\

It takes a while to ship but the box has no real descriptive parts except "cosmetic health item" on it.

>inb4 don't want it tracked

Nobody cares what purchases you make with your card, nobody is going to follow the paper trail to find out just what you ordered from them.

You'll save money in the long run by just getting a massive bottle of lube and a toy.

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This. there was even a thread about it.

>>725296387
This. If you're too afraid to buy yourself some sex toys you're literally more of a pussy than women.

>>725294789
mason jar, 3 sponges, medical gloves, and a shit ton of lube. Can't find mine at the moment to get a pic, but it works pretty good

>>725295630
Holy shit she's hot! No wonder the 12yo is horny as fuck! I would be too if my therapist looked like that.

>>725296668
what is that?

>>725296387
>>725296668
OP here, I'm not afraid to order a sex toy I just want one that's inexpensive and of good quality.

>>725297557

The ultimate fleshlight.

I like to use raw, thawed, boneless chicken breasts

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>>725297778

I use this. Simply called, Fleshlight Flight Pilot Male Masturbator, you can get it on Amazon.

>>725297778
ask your dad.

>>725297985
How? Seriously How?

holy shit no one has mentioned buildavagina.com yet

>>725297778
Instead of wasting your time making one yourself that will break in no time, why not pay some worthless chinaslaves to make one that feels a lot better and lasts a lot longer and have it shipped to you? Unless you're jobless it's cheaper to order it than make it yourself.

>>725296387
Holy shit, I keep forgetting how autistic normies are.
>ashamed of buying a sex toy
>online even
fucking jej

>>725298151
Just wrap a raw chicken breast around your cock and go to town

>>725294789
>what's the best DIY fleshlight
Daughter may be

>>725295247
Depending on which meaning of
"date" you are using, this is either profound or funny or nonsensical.

>>725298457
Dude that is just rubbing a chicken breast against your dick. How is it in anyway like a vagina?

>>725298457
do you really want salmonella on your dick

anyone know how to make OP's fleshlight?

Use a banana

>>725298754
Soft, mushy, wet and slimey

>>725299032
That's what hand sanitizer is for

>>725295351
Serious anyone have something like this

>>725299346
>>725299346
Cut a cucumber in half. Cut out inside of said cucumber. Put something inside it. Wrap rubber bands around it for grip. Fuck the shit out of it. Once finished, cut fucked cucumber into slices. Placed fucked, cum soaked cucumber in sandwich. Offer said cum soaked cucumber sandwich to friends or family.
>PROFIT.

>>725300030
There was a thread of a guy I think jizzing in milkshakes and offering it to various female friends. I swear he videoed it or took pictures. I'm not hunting for it. But that is the most decent description I can remember of it. It was brutal.

>>725294789
where the fleshlight infographics at dawg?

>>725294789
The Doc Johnson Tube is pretty alright

>>725300365
someone find this video

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Just pay for a fucking hooker!

>>725294789
cuck

PCuck

>>725299346
It is on buildavagina.com, the pic is even from there

>>725298661
What 3 ways could i mean it? I'm just talking about a slut

slut = makes sense
The fruit = tiny-dick joke
Calendar = makes no sense.

Easy.
Prison FiFi,
Roll up your blanket neat, put the fifi in and fk it.

>>725301040
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>>725294789
The best

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>>725298513

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>paying $50-75 when you can just make one yourself
Good luck and godspeed, OP. You're welcome

>>725301426
This. These actually work quite well

>>725301426
this makes mustard gas

>>725301170
you fucking meme