Hey /b/ what are you anons up to today/tonight?

Just waiting for your tits and a time stamp

>>725285927
tits and timestamp or gtfo

>>725285927
Cute dress, post more

Procrastination of all the shit I should do

>>725285927
Going to fuck your mother's pussy in all kinds of directions

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>>725286101
>>725286145
You guys are gonna be waiting forever then.

>>725285927
Browsing and posting here. Watching Penny Dreadful. Playing Forge Of Empires. Drinking tea and coffe and eating dark chocolate and lotus cookies.

>>725286550
oh no you didnt..you just didnt challenge 4chan to ask you about tits or gtfo.....

>>725286550
Will you sniff your socks please?

>>725286550
>>725286839

tits or gtfo

>>725286550
Write /b/ above your cleavage

>>725286468
That's fine she's fixed.

>>725286839

tits or gtfo

>>725286881
+timestamp

>>725286757
Sounds nice anon.

Timestamp first. If success, tits or GTFO

>>725286839
Yeah I think I just did.....

>>725286890
Sure in a sec a little busy

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>>725285927
>>725286550

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>725285927
tits or GTFO

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>>725287534
Not quite over cleavage but close enough. Drew it on with eyeliner.

>>725287534
still waiting OP

>>725288344
Awesome.. now last part is.. TITS OR GTFO

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>>725288344
C'mon fatty, you want attention for our tits then you'd better get them out

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>725288439
*your

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>>725288344
I'll smudge it too if you don't believe me

>>725288344
in response to your first question, nothing much, lurking the web, watching some series and compiling code
For second question please introduce, tits

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>>725288526
c'mon chubby

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

Rules are rules.

>>725288526
Sniff your feet or socks please

>>725288526
show us the goods, or the lady the gets it

>>725285927
if you had just shown tits and timestamp from the beginning , now there wouldnt be such a spam about it, people would just answer your question.

>You played yourself

the thirst in this thread

I like chubby. Marry me

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I've been on /b/ for about 3 years. I know the rules and I have given timestamps, I've never posted tits. No need to. Besides I honestly don't look for attention, if I was looking for it I'd probably be using a stupid Snapchat filter. I just want to talk to people.
>>725286183
Here's that dress picture you wanted

i could really go for a piece of ass right now.

i have no means on how to get a hooker and the whole deal is shady plus cops.
cant just head out and hit up bars because its sunday and cold opens dont work most of the time.

jerking off helps very little.

havent gotten laid since 2012. i could really go for some good ass.

how do i distract my shit from being lost?

>>725289362
Would you post your Skype or Facebook? Would talk.

>>725289362
I like a plump woman, how's your day going?

>>725289362
All these bewfags not even asking for time stamp

>>725289362

I bet your pussy tastes delicious!

>>725289362
ok fine, lets get serious then, timestamp forehead with shoe on top of head, then you can be considered "credible"

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>>725289362
>Posts multiple face with cleavage
>posts body pic
>" I honestly don't look for attention"

Gtfo you dumb cunt. You posted your body and cleavage so you would get replies because if you didn't have tits nobody here would pretend to give a fuck about you.

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

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>>725289833
>>725289717
>>725289679
>>725289581
>>725289492
>>725289442
>>725289187
>>725289161
>>725288956
>>725288896
>>725288823
You cucks would suck a shit out of her ass if you looked in your general direction
>Let the thread die
>IGNORE the attention seeking cunt

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>725289973
edgelord much? jesus dude...

>>725290241
did I hurt your ovaries?

>>725289442
That's harsh anon. Hmmm. You don't have any friends that would bang you? Honestly that might be the easiest way to get laid. Without risk of cops.

>>725289581
Thanks. It'te going well. Daylight savings time kicked my ass though

>>725285927
her tits aren't even out yet and I can already tell they look ugly, going all sideways and shit. Gtfo

>>725289717
I've never tried it. Thanks though

>>725289187
Thanks for the offer anon, but I have a bf already

>>725285927
Buying vapes and selling them to kids for profit

>>725289442
since 2012? well damn, you are shitty at being a man. I haven gotten laid since january and I am already pissed. poor dude. idk maybe you can go fuck a cow or something?

you are so gorgeous

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>>725290744
Oh yeah he know you're cheating on him now?

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>725290751
>>725290677
>>725290629
>>725290583
>>725290506
>betas
>pic related

>>725290744
Have you fucked your bf?

>>725290751
Nice quick way for money. I had some buds that did the same shit back in high school. Sold them $8 each. Poor kids though they were cool with them

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>too many cucks in this thread
>>oOOooOOoOOO a girl is talking to me
>kys

=== Men are biologically superior ===
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Here’s why

In general, men have approximately 6.5 times the amount of gray matter related to general intelligence than women, and women have nearly 10 times the amount of white matter related to intelligence than men. Gray matter represents information processing centers in the brain, and white matter represents the networking of – or connections between – these processing centers.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15734366

Men’s brains are 8-13% bigger in absolute volume, they overall contain 9% more grey matter and 13% more white matter on average.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3969295/

Men have 5 more IQ points in general
>http://www.uam.es/personal_pdi/psicologia/pei/download/Lynn2004.pdf

Men generally score the highest in the SATs
>https://www.ets.org/Media/Research/pdf/conf_achgapwomen_allspach.pdf

…

Men make up 75% of Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics.
>http://www.esa.doc.gov/sites/default/files/womeninstemagaptoinnovation8311.pdf

…

Women are twice as likely to get depressed, due to brooding.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3786159/

Women are twice as likely to develop an anxiety disorder.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/behindtheheadlines/news/2016-06-07-women-are-more-likely-to-suffer-from-anxiety-than-men/

Women are twice as likely to develop PTSD after a traumatic event.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK56506/

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>>725291155
prt 2

Mothers are more than twice as likely to abuse their children as fathers.
>https://www.acf.hhs.gov/sites/default/files/cb/cm2012.pdf#page=16
>Stats for all years -> https://www.acf.hhs.gov/cb/resource-library/search#?topic[3493]=3493&ajax=1&sort=recent

...

Men are physically stronger than women, who have, on average, less total muscle mass, both in absolute terms and relative to total body mass. The greater muscle mass of men is the result of testosterone-induced muscular hypertrophy. Men also have denser, stronger bones, tendons, and ligaments.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15746999
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8477683
>Ect…

…

“Anon if this were true why haven’t I heard it before”
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_populum
Sex in society, is the highest form of social validation and acceptance, so many people base their self-worth on how much sex they have/have had. When you say sex isn’t important you can attack somebody’s sense of identity.

There’s a reason why:
-> cunt is the most offensive word in the English language.
-> there have been extremely few successful matriarchies in history.
-> 90+% of inspirational historical figures are men.
-> women feel like the world treats them as lesser to men.
-> it’s frowned upon for men to hit women.

Think about it.

>>725290948
He's actually the one that introduced me to 4chan. He knows I post here. He doesn't mind. And besides I don't really have the heart to cheat on him. I've been cheated on before and it's not a nice feeling. I don't want to pass that over to him, because I actually care about him

>>725290974
Yes I have.

>>725291370
>I've been cheated on before
Of course you have

>>725291155
>>725291248
Thanks for termine anon. But I already knew all of this, besides I'm well aware that men are superior. I'm not some crazed feminazi that thinks otherwise. SJWs are Fucking gross

>>725291370
well... we are ALL animals... might aswell do what you have to do and keep on living... but that's just my point of view

>>725291668
Information* oops

>>725291402
What's the longest you have fucked before orgasm?

>>725291464
Yeah my ex gf was kinda a......hmmm..... A cunt....yeah a cunt

>>725291910
About and hour, that was already round 3 or so as time goes by our tolerance shoots up and it takes longer. Eventually we both get bored and just play games.

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>>725292204
Ever tried anal?

>>725292289
Yeah. I kinda have a fetish for it actually.

Op here sorry anons, gotta got to work now I'll be lurking later today. It was nice chatting. Bye.

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(you)

>>725290241
Get the fuck out newfag

>>725291668
Good.

>>725293286
fuck you fucking limp bitch!! been here since 2007!! go back to sucking a dick you cunt nigger!! Learn your fucking place

>>725289362
Dress is from Tigermilly, right?

>>725294158
>been here since 2007!!
>says stuff like "edgelord"

You're pathetic

>>725294388
oh, im sorry, im supposed not pick up "words"/"trends" from normies?? supposed to be imparcial?? guess what fuckwit, YOU CANT...
so go back to being a meathead nutter yokel, and have fun going backwards intelectually with that kind of mind, you are notting more than yokel daft as a fucking bush