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You enter in your bedroom, you see this: what do you do?

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You enter in your bedroom, you see this: what do you do?
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>>725283549

Hmm... one more dick and we can airtight that bitch...
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>>725283549
Kill nigger .. make girl sex slave in gratitude .. what else?
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>>725283549
Laugh.
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>>725283549
Yell "Hey zombigger and slutgirl, if I don't get to have sex with other people in my bed, you don't either. Get the fuck out of my bedroom"
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>>725283549
rape the zombie, kill the girl
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>>725283549
Why did you type "in". It's you enter your room. Stupid piece of shit.
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>>725283774
nice autism there, anon, did you get made fun of alot in school?
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>>725283549
Dammit, Jayquan, did you get out of your cage again? And Stacy, you were supposed to be locked up too. Damn, I gotta get better security measures.
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>>725283549
Ask them what they are doing there.
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>>725283549
Leave bedroom, go take a smoke.
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>>725283549
>grab batton
>smash both of em
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>>725283863
Yeah I did actually. Got bullied until I told them to either treat me like a friend or fuck off at the end of grade 8. Then I used grade 9 to beat them in every subject we had and grade 10 at another school being liked for who I am instead of who they wanted me to be.
I thought my answer to the thread was funny though.
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>>725283549
Nigger laugh at it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0kZ1yIkcyo&t
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>>725284131
it wasn't even a little funny..you've only made everyone hate you is that what you wanted?
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>>725284131
not really funny, im not sure how to describe that reaction other than being socially inept and autistic
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Hold up everyone: we've got someone else here
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>>725284255
I don't really give a shit, once the thread is over I'm just another anon talking shit in other threads.
>>725284303
You got all of that out of me making fun of myself?
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>>725284384
when were you making fun of yourself exactly?
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>>725284679
In my initial post here >>725283774
It's basically me making fun of the dry spell I'm in.
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Cry.....
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>>725283549
bed side flamethrower
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>>725284065
rape shaming
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Let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
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>>725284806
yea i dno, its super silly and almost childish, definitely not my kind of humor
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>>725283863
nice faggotry there anon, did you suck a lot of dicks before you came up with that comment?
fucking kill yourself
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>>725283592
kek
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>>725283549
>Be me
>Walk into zombie fucking gril
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>Ain't about dat life
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>>725285265
Huh, we're all different I guess.
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>>725285332
uhh, i found the autistic person
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>>725285332
Why are you jumping down his throat?
It was me he was disparaging, so why are you jumping to my defense?
I'm perfectly able to defend myself.
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>>725284948
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>>725283549
Double penetrate the bitch with my bro the zombie.
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>>725285841
Because I'm allergic to faggotry.
>implying you should get on my level
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>>725286197
He had a point though, my answer was pretty spergy, that's why I found it funny. Because i'm on the spectrum and able to laugh at it.
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>>725286197
im highly allergic to autism like yours, friendo

>>725286899
thats my boy, you're probably less autistic than the other kid, he doesnt get it
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>>725287285
Well yeah there is that, but there is also the thing about me being doubly autistic if I had reacted like you expected me to. With outrage or some shit.
Just because I'm a sperg, doesn't mean it should be easy to get a rise out of me.
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>>725287804
yea i like that, just like tyrion lannister
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>>725283863
>>725284255
>>725284303
>>725284679
>>725285265
Projecting autist detected.
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>>725287881
Reacting calmly usually makes peoples insults fall flat anyway. I once confused a guy into being friendly and polite, just by agreeing with him when he called me a hippie stoner guy. He thought it would insult me because of his tone, but I am a hippie stoner guy, so why would an accurate descriptor insult me?
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>>725283549
grab bong, leave room
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>>725288204
christ exactly, thank you for using logical thinking

why do only the minority of humans do this? it boggles my mind
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>>725288396
They think they lose face for not standing up for themselves. But they actually lose face by reacting like the person intended them to.
I only get angry if people I care about treat me like shit, then I tell them off and explain what they are doing to me. But strangers who insult me don't faze me at all, they just stranger fucktards to me.
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>>725288666
they're just stranger fucktards to me*
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>>725288666
fucking exactly, this is the same results i have

the only people who can hurt me are the ones i actually put some faith in or whatever, and those people are well chosen and extremely few
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>>725283549
i say : fuck her right in the pussy
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>>725288939
This way of reacting has also enabled me never to get in a fight ever. I've had the offer multiple times, but I always talk them out of beating the crap out of me.
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Nobody itt saves the girl
That's amazing.
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>>725289323
Why would we? She looks happy where she is.
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>>725283549
Is that Dr.Foreman?

What did house get up to this time?
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