Lifehack thread.

>>725281662
brb gotta test this

Doesn't actually work

>>725281662
Fuck you asshole!
I just shot my dog.

>>725281662
To beat the Cyberdemon, just keep firing!

>>725281842
Doesn't work.

>>725281662
I did it! That's cool man...

>>725281871
Lial... and a bad one...

>>725281985
lies

>>725281987
What the fuck is a Lial?

>>725281984
That will kill you

>>725281984
ooo that looks cool. doing it.

>>725281984
Yes! Just did this the other day.

>>725281984

You know how much good crystals go for these days?

>>725281842
this makes nerve gas.

>>725282115
No you didn't.

>>725282061
Lial lial pants on file,

>>725281842
Not as good as it sounds but I do feel a lot sharper when I do this.

>>725281984

THIS CREATES FUCKING MUSTARD GAS
THIS CREATES FUCKING MUSTARD GAS
THIS CREATES FUCKING MUSTARD GAS
THIS CREATES FUCKING MUSTARD GAS
THIS CREATES FUCKING MUSTARD GAS
THIS CREATES FUCKING MUSTARD GAS

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>>725281984
It works. The crystals are very nice

>>725281662
Fails to mention the 90° counterclockwise wrist-twist required to make the projectile return to the target. Good luck slinging bullets like an idiot.

This post was just part of the solution.

>>725281842
makes me fart

>>725282366
No it doesn't. If you need mustard gas however, it is very useful.

>>725281662
Confirmed works.

Trick is to put all your might on grip strength just before the trajectory begins

>>725282458
>actually falling for this bait

>>725281842
Good to oxygenate the brain during midterms/finals. Become more alert.

>>725282575
No for real it does. Stop trying to kill people with a five year old prank.

>>725281662
Newton agrees 100%

>>725282643
Good thinking anon. I just remembered i have an exam tomorrow. Might try this.

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>>725282294
don't listen to this newfag, the crystals are worth over 9000 dollars

>>725282294
You're such a fucking faggot as well as a piece of shit.

>>725282710
Not gonna lie, that webm was pretty badass.

>>725281984


This will kill you... ah.. be careful :S

>>725282732
is there supposed to be a snapping sound? like when you rack your fingers?

>>725282732
Dude you forgot to tell them they need to use force to break their thu... I mean to massage their thumb tendon.

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>>725283037
this newfag jealous of the crystals
tbh smh xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>725283130
Fuck this. It works. Whatever.

>>725281662
if you would explain what all these variables are and what units you are using, that would be fine

>>725281842
can't believe there's actually an image of this! I did this all the time for the 1 mile runs at school

>>725282710
he got some good loot from that kill, pretty neat

useful kill i guess

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>>725282322
revised since

>>725283370
Yeah but people actually died doing some of this shit.

>>725281662
I work at a gunrage. OP'S picture is a JOKE, and NOT real! Do NOT do that! The way recoil works in most handguns, if you do this you have a 90% chance of shooting yourself (I assume thats why the picture was made, to be edgy)

Just so someone said it, do NOT do that. Also you can't curve a bullet. (INB4 BRUHHH I DID IT, yes there are some people who can but a noob can't)

>>725282294
*nerve gas actually anon

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>>725283854
Okay this one actually works.

>>725281806
if you could move your arm fast enough it would, but no one can

>>725283854
thanks, tried this and nutted in 10 secs. never using my hand again

>>725283854
better than a fleshlight at least

>>725284097
Does a machine can? Proof?

>>725283370
Thanks anon.
I'm glad the /pol/fags are back on /b/
I missed you faggots.

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>>725284275
>Does a machine can?

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Never pay for power again!

>>725281662

wow this seems sooooo legit

It is possible to become sexually attracted to anything.

The human mind learns according to association, thus why classical conditioning (the method to be used) is such a good method to encourage and discourage certain behaviors (such as sexual attraction).

>1st find your typical masturbation material and get a scented candle
>light candle
>while room smells a certain way, begin to masturbate to material
>repeat this a couple of times and you cn then start masturbating to the smell of the candle itself
>continue this untill you get turned on by the candle smell itself.
>now begin lighting candle to new fap material
>imagine yourself doing that activity while you fap to it
>continue this process and soon you will be sexually attracted to both candle smell and fap material
>begin fapping ot just fap material while still imagining yourseelf doing it
>soon you will be able to fap to the material without needing the candle smell
This can be done to get you attracted to the smell of vagina (vinegar), or some other material
There is no limit to what you can learn by association as long as you have positive reinforcement and follow the method i have shown.
all problems in sex life can be solved this way.

>>725284368
Your changing topics there, my engrish don't matter

>>725285148
>tfw when I'm all fours, with two thick candles sticked in my ass, furiously masturbating

>>725285148
Weak erections? I'd be glad if you know something that helps mate

>>725284097
>if you could move your arm fast enough it would
No it wouldn't. You clearly don't understand physics and Newton's laws of motion

>>725281662

Just shot my cheek off lol. Well this is how we learn.

Just had my first heart attack. You got me!

>>725281921

They put oxy into those tanks now so it doesn't work

>>725281984

Deadly chlorine gas

>>725281662
Sad thing is you'll never know if someone died because they'd be dead

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>>725284433
Bernie Sander's plan for free/renewable power.

>>725284275
>>725284275
>>725284275
>>725284275
>Does a machine can?

>>725283037
same for
>>725281842

>>725286917
proof?

>>725281662
That's awesome! Will it work with my revolver tho?

>>725281662
for best results point at head & fire

>>725286917
No, but a tin can

>>725283370
This will explode and kill you

>>725283854
Spicy

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>>725282686
Fuck off nigger

>>725283037
Fucking newfag, this creates crystals fuck off

>>725287484
Especially the revolver drum increases the spin

>>725283370
DON'T DO IT THIS CREATES NERVE GAS

>>725281984
Is it painful?
I'll keep this in mind, It's always good to have options.

>>725288892
It'll burn your lungs

>>725289197
Fuck.
Guess I'll have to jump.
It sucks been scared of heights but I guess when the time comes that won't be so much of a problem.

>>725289572
Carbon monoxide poisoning is much gentler. Look up helium suicide too.

That being said, you should look for other options first. Like you know, not dying.

>>725289719
Mind your own fucking business, asshole!

>>725281842
weird use of double-quotes make me suspect this will create nerve gas

>>725289885
Okay, carry on then.

>>725289976
Thanks.

>>725290168
Take care of yourself, anon.

>>725281842
I did this once but I didn't notice much different. Then again I probably didn't do it correctly as I didn't use a belt.

>>725283854
this makes nerve gas

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>>725290221
I always look both ways when crossing the street.
>That feel when there isn't a car coming.

You too anon. Don't do anything I would do.

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>>725281662
"lifehack"
"begin trigger-pull with pistol pointed at chest" yea okay
>>725281842
this will kill you
>>725281984
this will kill you
>>725282732
this rips apart your tendon
>>725283854
this burns your dick

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>>725281662
im only for the get here
because meme magic is real

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>>725290982
nwfg alrt

>>725290982
>this will kill you
fuck off faggot this generates actual crystals

>>725291380
ok take this

When you spend all day raging because your Internet is running slow and then remember the proxy you put on coz you was trolling traps last night.

>>725283482

way of the road

>>725290982
literally retarded

>>725281842
DON'T TRY THIS. Putting air directly in your veins bypasses your lungs. There is more in air than just O2. Your lungs are designed to remove O2 from the air and pass into your blood stream. There is also CO2 in air, and as we all know, CO2 causes global warming. By injecting air directly into your blood, you will cause global warming in your blood stream, and this will cause your temperature to increase, and you'll likely die from fever.

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>>725283130

>mfw I actually tried this

>>725283109
>HAHAHAHA WOW UR SO FUNNY

>>725281842
This kills you for having air bubbles in your blood stream, which clog up at capillaries.

>>725290982
4chan, its trolls trolling trolls or literally autism, the fun is in guessing which one it is

>>725281662
Holy shit it works!

>>725283130
>actually taste salt

Damn, all I tasted was cock

>>725281842
Causes air embolism that supercharges your muscles. Shit's so cash.