The zombie apocalypse has just occurred. You may use one item

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>>725274031

The one in here is a bit more old school than this, but same idea. Take the arm off it and i got myself a DIY sword.

>>725274248
I tried that once in an autistic endeavor.

The handle is weakly connected to the blade. I think it would snap.

>>725274450

Well I'm in a fucking library, so my only other option is a pair of scissors.

>>725274524
Try a book my sir. They may teach you knowledge.

>>725274031
my boots.

>>725274450
I have one in my room right now. The blade and handle on it is one piece of metal. I'm sure mine won't break.

>>725274031
sapmi knife

my guitar

rusty machete

and a 9mm

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"Nothing personal"

Links master sword

My 870 with seven rounds of buckshot in it is hanging from my closet door so I think I'm good

>>725274031
My glawk foudy ready so when the zombie see me come and I come around wit it they know it ain't no joke

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>>725274031
im glad i keep my shit in one area

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>>725274031
Yep

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>>725274031

No actually pic related but I usually have an old tower or two lying around.

>>725278677
>mall-ninja sword with a cardboard tube as a sheath
Nigga I bet that breaks the first time you swing it

>>725279419
Dunno, never used it before except to stab things. I like to live life on the edge.

I'll just fling my 2-year-old nephew as a flail.

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Meh

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Sweet.

>>725274031
I got some shitty bat

I've got a box of X-acto knives, a baseball bat, a few knives of various sizes and a hobby knife. Hobby nippers as well. Can I use the tape and glue/cements in my room to make them into a glaring weapon?

>>725280872
Dunno how well taping the blades to the bat would work, but there's gotta be a way to make them stick.

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damn no other Amerifags in here?

>>725278677
Lol thatll break first hit.

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>>725274031

>>725274031
that face when prepper have my ar right here along with body armour and helmet haha

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>>725274031
Soo...You're gonna use a deadite to defend yourself against a zombie? That's retarded OP.

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>>725278418
>my nigga
same here

>>725274031
3-gun bag in room. loaded with 9mm pistol, 12ga pump shotgun, 556 AR-15. spare magazines and ammunition in bag. I think I'm okay.

>>725274031
is that Rogdon Ramsay?

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>>725274031
Chef Ramsay doesn't fuck around he'll take out Zombie Ramsay

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>>725274031

>>725282689
>>725282697
mah niggas

>>725274031
When did Gordon Ramsey get a starring role in a Zombie flick?

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well, this thread has caught me in the bathroom so I gotta use the lid of the back of the toilet like in zombieland

my dick

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Most would select the sks. But this is a fallacy. I will select the .22 as a .22LR round is more than capable of penetrating a head and brain of said undead.

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All of these are in the room I'm in right now. Only 4 shells though, rest are downstairs. Plenty of 9mm and 5.56, so I'd do alright for a while.

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LETS WRECK SOME ZOMBIE SHIT FOR THE GLORY OF ODIN!!!!!

>>725283438
My nigga. I carried an m16a2 for a year before being issued an M4 in the army. That or any ar15 clone is going to bring the pain. I never had jamming problems with mine because I kept it clean.

>>725281293
>one object
Good luck without any ammo.

>>725281752
>one object
>a number of guns

>>725283555
>Decorative shit tier sword
just look at that fucking handle

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A 6 string bass as my weapon, I mean it worked in left for dead it'll work here right?

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>>725283555
holy fuck how does my door and surroundings look so fucking dirty in that pic?

seriosuly wtf....

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>actually expecting your weapons will get you anywhere
I'll just grab this cutter and use it to get into the military base a kilometer from here. Sit back in the safe zone.

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Dunno why my bro has this in his room but i'm okay with it

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Stand back ladies, I can handle this.

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>>725274031